The madame zeroed the meter without looking at it. I dialled B.B.'s number in Accra. She moved off with a sashay shuffle of such indolence that it took her twelve of my dialling attempts to reach the end of the counter which was three yards long. She was interrupted by a large-bellied African in a white shirt with the cuffs halfway up his forearms and a man's purse in his armpit. He nodded at the young girl and the madame's arm struck out for a room key. The man took it and followed the young girl's neat steps out of the lobby.
The satellite took my call and beamed it into Accra. B.B. picked up the phone before it had started ringing.
'My God,' he said, on hearing my voice. 'Bruise?'
'Yes.'
'My God. Is ver' strange ting. I'm tinking 'bout you dan ... you on de phone.'
'A miracle.'
'Yairs,' he said, and I heard him slapping the wooden arm of his chair. 'What you want?'
'I'm still here.'
'I see...' he said, and I heard his fidgeting for a cigarette, the lighter snapping on and the first drag fighting its way down the skeins of phlegm in his lungs.
'I'm short of money,' I said.
'Ever'body short ... Ka-ka-ka-Mary!' he roared for his housegirl, popping one of my eardrums so that it sang like a gnat. 'Ashtray,' he said, chewing over a forgotten sandwich in his jowls.
'I want you to go to Danish Embassy tomorrow. Ask about Kurt. You got passport detail I give you?'
"Yes."
'Ask dem. See if dere's problem. You know, mebbe he haff problem back home.'
'You've got a replacement?'
"Mebbe."
'You want to make it easy for yourself.'
'I'm thinking,' he said. 'I'm thinking I mek your job easy.'
'I'm sure you were.'
'What you say?' he asked, catching that change of tone and not liking it.
'About money, you mean?'
'Not about de monny! Bloddy monny! Dis ting. Dis monny ting. Gali!' I sensed him clutching at a twist in his gut. 'Yuh!' He sobbed and then relaxed. 'My God. Stop talking de monny. I know de monny. You yong people got no pay-scharn, you always tinking de monny, always tinking de next ting. You never tinking calm, you always runnin', runnin'. You wok for me, you learn, you learn the 'vantage of pay-scharn. De African he know it but you no' learnin' from him, you tinking he know not'ing, but I tell you, he know tings you never know. Wait small!' he roared and slammed down the phone.
There was going to have to be some money at the drop.
The young girl came back into the lobby, the guy behind her hitching his trousers after what must have been a knee-trembler in the passageway the time it took. He left. She sat down. I called my home number in Cotonou, Benin. The madame walked over and the girl handed her the money and the key. Helen picked up the phone in my house and I told her to make sure Bagado was there between five and seven tomorrow evening. There were some phone messages for me and she put the receiver on the machine and turned it on.
The four messages were all from a guy in England called Martin Fall. Two on Friday, another on Saturday morning and the last when he was roaring drunk on Saturday night. There was nothing from Heike which was crushing. I thought about calling her, but the last time her mother had answered and Heike wouldn't come to the phone. Her mother covered for her, but I could tell she was there. I could even see her waving those long slim arms of hers, the big hands open, the face screwed up.
I started dialling Martin Fall's home number in Hampshire. He was an ex-Army officer who'd quit after ten years in the service and set up his own security company, based in London. He advised despots on how to stay in power, provided weapons training for elite guardsmen and, I didn't know for sure, he probably brokered the odd arms deal as well. He was pretty sharp business-wise; he knew he wouldn't get many repeat orders from these countries when the advice broke down and the despots got what was coming to them so he'd branched out into the commercial world. He now gave corporate executives training on how to be tough, aggressive and competitive. This, as far as I could tell, meant waking them up at four in the morning to drop them in rafts in the middle of the North Sea and letting them cope with the busiest shipping lanes in the world for a couple of days.
He'd got into corporations at a high level and, with a mixture of a fabricated pukka voice and a tough exterior, had persuaded them to let him handle their security arrangements worldwide. So he advised these companies with offices and executives in dodgy parts of the world on how to avoid being blown up or kidnapped.
He'd given me some training late at night once when I'd walked into his study and had found him nodding off in a chair with a glass of whisky in his hand. I'd tapped him on the shoulder and had found myself flat on my back with a forearm across my neck, a jagged whisky glass an inch from my eyeball and Martin's horrible breath in my face.
He'd married an old girlfriend of mine called Anne, and we'd met quite a few times. When I said I was leaving the old country he'd decided that I could be 'his man in Africa'. This had meant nothing until now. I got through and told him to call me back, hearing the word 'cheapo' as I banged down the phone.
'You should listen to your fucking answering machine,' he started off sweetly.
'I did.'
'Once every three days. You must be rushed off your bloody feet. What are you doing out there? This is an Ivory Coast number you've given me.'
'I'm on holiday.'
'You anywhere near Abidjan?'
'Yes.'
'Good. You've got a job.'
'I know that.'
'What do you mean?'
'I'm being paid to sit around by one guy and I'm doing a job for another tonight.'
'Well, you've just got your third job. I've been approached by a guy called—hold on a sec—Samuel Collins of Collins and Driberg. They're diamond traders with offices in Hatton Garden and Antwerp. His son, Ron—is that Ronald? Maybe not—anyway he's twenty-seven years old, young, naive and impressionable; no, I dunno, but young Ron is going on an African trip to buy diamonds. He flies to Abidjan Monday October twenty-eighth on BA whatever, getting in at nineteen hundred hours, I think, but it doesn't matter because you're not meeting him at the airport. There's a couple of fixers who are going to do that.
'He's going to stay at the Novotel, which is good because we have an account with them and you're going to stay there too. He's due to go to a place called Tortiya which is up in the north somewhere, then he either flies out of Abidjan to Sierra Leone where the military are putting up some confiscated goods for tender or he goes to Angola. You don't have to go to Angola because I've got about twenty people out there already but you do have to go to Sierra if he goes. OK?'
'What do I have to do?'
'Look after him. His dad's worried about him.'
'He's twenty-seven.'
'A conservative estimate of his father's wealth is two hundred and fifty million.'
'Another poverty-stricken bum.'
'That's the ticket. Straight to the point, Bruce, that's why I picked you. There's one small catch.'
'How small?'
'Three hundred a day plus expenses.'
'How small's the catch, clever bastard?'
'Touchy.'
'Telling me the money before the catch.'
'Play the game, Bruce.'
'The catch, Martin.'
'It really is small. You can't tell him that you're looking after him. He's an arrogant little fucker and he won't have any of it. That's the catch. Small, isn't it?'
'I'm not going to follow him, for Christ's sake. A white man following another white man in a sea of black faces. You've got to be kidding me?'
'Get close to him, Bruce. Be his friend. You're good at that.'
'How do you know?'
'I like you.'
'You like everybody.'
'I didn't like that Somalian bastard.'
'He's dead now.'
'Ye-e-e-s,' he said, as if he might have had something to do with it.
The madame was leaning on the end of the desk with her eyelids falling and her head jerking up when the door banged open and an African in full robes stood in the doorway and roared with laughter so that I looked around the busted furniture in the lobby for a punchline. She pulled off the same key and gave it to him. The girl didn't even bother to look up but stood and set off out of the lobby. The man left a strong smell of cheap spirit behind him, as if he'd been drinking twelve-year-old aftershave. He gave us another roar from the passageway which didn't sound so much like fun as stoking himself up for the big one.
'You still there?' asked Martin.
'Where are you going to send the money to?'
'You're that short, are you?'
'I am, yes, and it's tricky to be somebody's friend if you're cadging drinks all night.'
'There's a Barclays in Abidjan, we'll send it there. A couple of thousand, OK? Give us your passport number.'
I gave him the number.
'I won't be able to go to Sierra.'
'You'll find a way for three hundred a day.'
'Maybe you're right.'
'That just about wraps it up then. Give us a call when it's over.'
'Or, if I have any problems.'
'You won't have any problems. It's a piece of the proverbial. The easiest money you've ever made.'
'Somebody else said that to me today.'
'You're on a roll, Bruce. Enjoy it. I'll book you in the Novotel tomorrow night; you're on expenses from then on in.'
'You couldn't open up that expense account today, could you?'
'That's a little unconventional, Bruce.'
'I need to hire a car. Nothing to do with you. It'd be a help. Deduct it from my fee.'
'You know what you need?'
'No, but you're going to tell me and don't say "a proper job".'
'You need a credit card.'
'One with credit on it, you mean?'
Silence from Martin Fall who knew that everybody was in debt but that there was always cash ... somewhere.
'I'm confused,' he said after some moments. 'I thought you were on holiday and had a couple of jobs.'
'I am. I do. But no money.'
Martin said he'd have the expense account open in five minutes. We guffed around a bit more, I asked about Anne, and we hung up.
The door from the passageway opened, the handle hitting the wall hard, and the robed-up African moved through the lobby on the end of a typhoon. The girl came down the passageway doing up her wrap and looking frightened. The madame had come off her elbows on the end of the desk and was standing with her fists balled into where her waist probably was. She said something in her own language which woke the older prostitute, who recognized the tone. The three of them set to it.
I phoned the Novotel from the middle of the cat fight and booked a car for that afternoon. Then I realized what all the broken furniture was about. The madame reached into the pile and brought out a piece of board and gave the girl three hefty whacks on the bottom before I dropped the phone and took the board out of her hand. She turned on me with something in her eyes which I would have preferred to have been murder and I threatened her with the board.
'You pay for girl!' she shouted in French.
'I don't want the girl.'
'He want the girl'—she pointed out of the door—'but he drink too much, he see the goods, he try but he no pay. You pay.'
'Why hit the girl?'
She blinked a few times at that because she wasn't sure why she was hitting the girl. 'You want to go hit him for me?'
I left money on the counter, which she rushed at, and got out of there leaving the madame pelting the older prostitute with drawbacks of the trade while the girl dropped on her haunches in the corner and cried.
Chapter 4
It was 2.30 p.m. by the time I joined the Grand Bassam/Abidjan highway and drove past the handicraft shops, who could sell you a pot for more than you'd pay in'Sèvres, and traditional healers, who could put a spell on a troublesome mother-in-law in Tashkent. It was a pleasant drive along the palm-treed coastline, past a seamless bidonville of stalls selling tat, bars, and hotels specializing in rooms by the hour. I skirted the end of the airport runway and high up above the departures hall was a team of vultures, their fingers spread at the end of their wings, circling in the thermals, grumbling at the low incidence of pilot error since computers came in.
After the airport the two-lane Grand Bassam road joined a fourteen-lane highway into downtown Abidjan. I drove through the suburbs of Koumassi and Marcory with the Manhattan-style skyline of the financial district called Plateau in front of me. You could forget you were in Africa if you concentrated on the skyscrapers but at Treichville I broke right and the buzz and hot stink of life in the African Abidjan brought me home. I crossed the lagoon, that separated the two continents, over the Pont Général de Gaulle.
Life hadn't been so good in Abidjan recently. Before it was no different to being in any modern city; built around the lagoon the cityscape looked like Sydney and the facilities were much the same. Everything had been accessible on a well-larded expatriate salary and after work the residential districts of Cocody and Deux Plateaux were splashed with gold and silver lamé and rang with crystal laughter. On the other side of those well-clipped hedges the locals were beginning to hit the ground with sticks while they listened to the President's fading charisma. Then the power workers went on strike. Now there was no guarantee of getting ice in a whisky and cool air to sleep in.
The Ivorians, like all the people along this coast, wanted to run their own country with a bit of democracy. Now that the money had run out, the price of coffee and cocoa had dropped and the value of pineapples foundered, people had taken to thinking they could do no worse than have a crack at it themselves. The army had sensed a mood and had staged a rebellion and the air force had followed. In the confusion a lot of shops were emptied by people with no credit facilities but strong arms and big appetites.
Order was re-established after a few pay rises were promised but not with the same respect for the law as before. Care had to be taken on the streets. There were a lot of fast young men who weren't above a little violence to get a handbag or a gold chain. People ran from their cars to the office and didn't bother to go out for a meal or try to see a film which might not make it to the last reel. Restaurants closed, businesses folded. Everybody stayed in and sweated by candlelight and drank very warm Beaujolais and thought about Geneva and other places of perfect order.
I parked my car in the Novotel basement, picked up the hired Peugeot that blended in with all the other Peugeots that were the only cars in Ivory Coast unless you had a ministerial Mercedes or a bandit's BMW. I worked my way north up to the Banco National Park passing the fanicos, a bunch of immigrant workers who stood in thigh-deep water all day washing clothes by pounding them against rocks in the river, and headed west towards the coastal town of Grand Lahou. There were few cars out in the susurrating heat, which meant that I didn't have to eat someone else's dust, picking grit out of my eyes on the graded road.
The drop point was in a pineapple plantation. Tracks had been cut through the fields for harvesting and one of these led down to a landing stage on the Ebrié lagoon, the body of water which stretched west from Abidjan about sixty miles. I decided to take Fat Paul's advice and check it out beforehand and then drink beer in Tiegba until time came for the drop at 8.30.
I found a left turn with the orange arrow that George had told me about and took the dirt track between the acres of tilled grey earth with a foot-high pineapple every metre whichever way you looked. Three kilometres later the track dropped down steeply through thick vegetation to a large clearing of beaten and sun-baked earth from which a wooden jetty took off out into the lagoon.
It was no cooler down by the water. There was no fresh breeze coming off it, just more humidity and insects. Out on the jetty, down between the warped and loosening slats of the walkway, the water had hardly the energy to slop around the wo
oden support struts. Through the haze I could just see the opposite bank of the lagoon. The sun, still high even though there was only another hour and a half's light in it, punished the scene and the sweat dripped off my eyebrows. I turned back and something flashed in the corner of my eye from high up in the vegetation on the bank. I ambled back towards the car, casting about like a retired colonel with no troops to inspect, and a fish came up for a fly, leaving concentric ripples. Another flash—high up to my right and I got a fix on it this time.
Looking back from the jetty I could see another track dropped down at the far end of the clearing from where I'd parked. I stepped off the uncertain planking and picked up a stone and sent it on a blasé skim across the water. After a minute's fevered nonchalance I got back in the car and drove fast across the hard earth and up the other track. I broke through the vegetation and out on to the plateau of the pineapple plantation in time to see a whipped-up funnel of dust which hung well and long in the torpid air, making a screen of ash-grey voile through which the car, pulling away, was invisible.
The terrain curved so that I couldn't see the main road to Abidjan and I had to drive a fast and dusty kilometre to find out that whoever had been watching me was in a large dark saloon. The car, off to the right now where the track joined the main road, slowed into a gully, then kicked up on to the graded road and was engulfed in its own dust for a moment before finding a lower gear and heading east, back to the city.
I followed with the windows shut and the dust still finding its way into the car, mixed with the sweat streaming off my face and down my neck. I reached the gully and stopped. The car was too far ahead, and if I'd taken the gully at speed it would have put a kink in the chassis which might have been noticed. I sat back and watched the dust settle in a film over the dashboard and bonnet. A minibus passed from right to left driven by an African with white people in the back holding on to their seats. They were all wearing hats, which meant they were tourists, and they were hunched, grim and tense from a rough ride.