PRAISE FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING
WARM BODIES
“The words Marion uses to describe his grim near-future are silken smooth. They slip through the mind’s grasp easily, pleasurably, leaving hardly a hint of themselves in the images they evoke.”
—The Seattle Times
“It’s got the boarded-up strongholds and mob mentality of Night of the Living Dead—but also romance.”
—Time Out New York
“Warm Bodies is a strange and unexpected treat. R is the thinking woman’s zombie—though somewhat gray-skinned and monosyllabic, he could be the perfect boyfriend, if he could manage to refrain from eating you. This is a wonderful book, elegantly written, touching and fun, as delightful as a mouthful of fresh brains.”
—Audrey Niffenegger, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Time Traveler’s Wife
“Dark and funny.”
—Wired
“Marion explores the meaning of humanity through R’s journey towards personhood, a tale that gets grander in scale as his empathy builds and the book’s true villains—cynicism, apathy, and status quo—are revealed.”
—Paste Magazine
“Isaac Marion has a great new voice that hooks you from page one and accomplishes the impossible: it makes you care about young zombie love. Warm Bodies is a terrific read.”
—Josh Bazell, New York Times bestselling author of Beat the Reaper
“A jubilant story about two star-crossed lovers, one of them dead and hungry for more than love.”
—Kirkus Reviews
“Marion is a disarming writer, ruefully humorous, knowingly cinematic in scope. This is a slacker-zombie novel with a heart.”
—The Guardian (UK)
“Warm Bodies is a terrific book—a compelling literary fantasy which is also a strange and affecting pop-culture parable.”
—Nick Harkaway, author of The Gone-Away World
“R does possess a certain winsome charm and the upbeat ending will warm many hearts.”
—Publishers Weekly
“A visually arresting, bleakly Ballardesque world . . . wryly playful, cinematic, and ultimately moving.”
—Time Out London
“A mesmerising evolution of a classic contemporary myth.”
—Simon Pegg, New York Times bestselling author of Nerd Do Well
“Both tender and lacerating, this zombie novel has more to say about being alive than being dead. ‘Love’ is not a strong enough word for my feelings about this book.”
—Maggie Stiefvater, author of the Shiver trilogy and Books of Faerie
“Enormous fun.”
—Marie Claire (UK)
“Warm Bodies is a terrific zombook. Whether you’re warm-bodied or cold-bodied, snuggle up to it with the lights low and enjoy a dead-lightful combination of horror and romance.”
—Examiner.com
“A captivating debut novel that is as romantic as it is terrifying. . . . Marion is an amazing storyteller who writes from his heart, or from his viscera, as the case may be.”
—SFScope
“A unique and poignant story about life, love, and change. . . . Marion’s writing style is straightforward, funny, and strong, just like his characters. . . . You can’t help but be drawn into this post-apocalyptic world and root for love and hope where none should exist.”
—Fresh Fiction
“Thought-provoking and highly original. . . . Imaginative characters and quirky dialogue make this a captivating read . . . that readers will devour.”
—Dark Faerie Tales
“Has there been a more sympathetic monster since Frankenstein’s?”
—Financial Times (UK)
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Dedicated to the Mount Vernon City Library, where I first found the ladder.
WE
WE WAIT in the rivers and the woods, in the sky and the cities and the sun, but we do not wait patiently. We have been patient too long. We have been told again and again that we can’t win, that the best we can hope for is balance, but we will no longer accept this. We feel a new future building beneath us, the magma of possibility pressing against the earth.
We are becoming a mountain.
We will erupt.
ONE
* * *
the door
I will knock down the gates of the netherworld,
I will smash the door posts, and leave the doors flat down,
and will let the dead go up to eat the living!
And the dead will outnumber the living!
—The Epic of Gilgamesh
SCHULZ: You must speak.
BARBER: I can’t.
SCHULZ: It is our only hope.
—Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator
I
MY NAME IS R. It’s not much of a name, but someone I love gave it to me. Whatever past lives return to me and whatever other names they bring, this is the one that matters. My first life fled without a fight and left nothing behind, so I doubt it was a loss worth mourning. A man I don’t remember mixed genes with a woman I can’t recall, and I was called to the stage. I stumbled through the curtain, squinting into the blinding light of the birth canal, and after a brief and banal performance, I died.
This is the arc of the average life—unexamined, unremarked, unremarkable—and it should have ended there. In simpler times, life was a one-act play, and when it was over we took our bows and caught our roses and enjoyed any applause we earned, then the spotlight faded and we shuffled backstage to nibble crackers in the greenroom of eternity.
Things work a little differently now.
Now we duck behind the curtain to find another stage. This one is dusty and cold, thick with cobwebs and reeking of rancid meat, and there is no spotlight, no audience, just a crowd of nameless extras sighing in the dark. I don’t know how many years I wandered that stage, performing horrific scenes from a script I couldn’t read. What I know is that sixty-seven days ago, I found an exit. I kicked open the door and stumbled out into the daylight of my third life, the one I never expected and certainly didn’t deserve, and now here I am, clumsily learning how to live it.
• • •
I lean against the sheet of plywood, pressing it to the wall while I fumble in my pocket for a nail. I pull one out and promptly drop it. I grab another; I drop it. I draw a third nail and with slow, surgical movements, I set it against the wood. Then I drop the hammer.
A few mild expletives bubble in my throat, evaporating before they reach my lips. My body is in no hurry to accept this new life. The hammer is a block of ice in my barely innervated hands; the nails are tiny icicles. My heart beats, my lungs inflate, my blood has bloomed from black to red and rushes through me with desperate urgency, trying to wake my tissues from their long sleep, but I am not a normal man. I am not a tanned and toned youth ready for summer baseball. I am death warmed over.
I pick up the hammer and raise it. Swing and a miss! This time a few curses make it through my lips, “damn” and even “shit,” nothing especially bold but enough to release some pressure. I clutch my hand, watching the flesh beneath the fingernail darken—one more bruise for my rich tapestry of wounds. The pain is distant. My brain hasn’t yet remembered that my body is valuable, and it barely bothers to notify me when I damage it. I am still a tourist in the land of the Living, snapping pictures of their struggle from my hotel balcony, but I
want nothing more than to join them in the dirt. Numbness is a luxury I’m eager to lose.
The plywood slips and falls on my foot. I hear one of my toes crack. I don’t even have the energy to swear, I just sink onto the couch with a long sigh and stare through the scorched, splintered rift in the living room wall. We are a new couple and this is our first house; it’s a fixer-upper. A little putty will take care of the bullet holes, but grenade damage is an all-day project, and we haven’t even started on the bloodstains. At least Security was kind enough to clear out the bodies—the ones with flesh, anyway. We’ve done our best to dispose of what they left behind, but we still occasionally find bone fragments in the carpet, a few phalanges twitching on the kitchen table, a faintly buzzing cranium glaring from under the bed.
Why are we here? In a world where all anyone dreams of is comfort and safety, why did we choose this haunted house in the middle of a war zone? I know there’s a reason we rejected the stadium’s thick walls, something lofty and grand and profoundly important, but I find myself drifting back to the simpler explanations, the small, delicate, human concerns that are the soil for this tree.
I lean back into the prickly cushions and remember the first time I sat on this couch. A cold night. A long drive. Julie on the staircase in her soaking-wet clothes, inviting me upstairs.
There are prettier places to live. There are softer and safer places. But this place is ours.
• • •
I hear her coming before I see her. A loud, sputtering roar with occasional backfires that echo through the neighborhood like gunshots. The old Mercedes was in parade condition when I found it, but it’s had a hard life since joining our family. Its engine rattles and coughs up smoke and there is no place on its bright red body that isn’t dented, but it keeps running.
Julie cruises into the cul-de-sac and skids to a stop with one wheel on the curb. Her blue plaid shirt is stained with paint, putty, and a few black splotches of zombie blood—I hope it’s old and dry, not some fresh setback. She starts to open her door, then she sees the Security team rushing toward her from their van on the curb and she drops her head against the headrest. “God, you guys. This is so unnecessary.”
The team manager, whose name I’ve forgotten again, looms over her, gripping his rifle. “Are you okay? Did you encounter any Dead?”
“I’m fine.”
“Rosso ordered you a twenty-four-hour escort. Why do you keep doing this?”
“Because we’re trying to remind them they’re human, and a bunch of guys pointing guns at them isn’t helping. I keep telling Rosy but he—”
“Julie.” The soldier leans in, adding more gravity to his question. “Did you encounter any Dead?”
It started with an E . . .
Julie gets out of the car and throws a bag of painting supplies over her shoulder. “Yes, Major, I encountered some Dead. I stopped and talked to them for a minute, they stared at me like lost little kids, I told them to keep fighting and went on my way.” She waves at the bullet-riddled bungalow across the street, its door gone, its windows shattered. “Hi, B!”
A groan emanates from the shadows inside.
“I meant hostiles,” the major says with strained patience. “ ‘All Dead.’ ”
“No, sir, I did not encounter any All Dead, Boneys, bandits, or Burners. Your concern is touching, but I’m fine.”
He nods to one of his men. “Check the trunk. They hide in trunks sometimes.”
Julie gives up, waving him away as she backs toward the door. “You watch too many horror movies, Evan.”
There. I rope it down and lock it in my vault before it can escape again. Evan Kenerly. Muscular arms. Pockmarked brown skin. Seems to enjoy pretending he’s still in the Army. Evan.
“When you’re done cavity searching my poor car,” Julie adds, “would you mind grabbing those paint cans for me? Oh and watch out for the coffee table in the trunk, it might be hostile.”
She turns her back on the soldiers and finally sees me, and her annoyance melts into a smile. I love to watch her transition from their world to ours. It’s a change as profound as a spring thaw.
“Hi, R.”
“Hi, Julie.”
“How’s it going in here?” She drops her bag of brushes and rollers and examines the hole in the wall, then turns in a circle, looking for signs of progress. She’s been gone all day, combing the neighborhood for supplies and household items—the whole world is a yard sale—and I’ve been here, diligently doing nothing.
She looks at my right hand and all its purple fingers. Her smile turns sympathetic. “Still having trouble?”
I crack my knuckles. “Numb.”
“Two months ago you didn’t even know how to breathe, so I’d say you’re doing pretty well.”
I shrug.
“Why don’t you hold the board and let me handle the fine motor skill?” She wiggles her fingers in front of me. “I’m a famous painter, remember? My work’s hanging next to Salvador DalÍ’s.” She picks up the hammer and a handful of nails. I hold the board over the hole while she squints one eye and places a nail.
Julie swears better than anyone I’ve known. She can draw from a vast vocabulary of filth and weave complex structures of inventive invective, or she can say what she needs to say using only variations of “fuck.” She is a poet of profanity, and I suppress an instinct to applaud as she stomps around the room, squeezing her hand and spewing colorful couplets. I also can’t help noting the difference in our reactions to the hammered finger experience, and it makes my smile fade a little. Julie is a floodlight and I am a candle. She blazes. I flicker.
She flings the hammer through the hole and collapses onto the couch. “Fuck this day.”
I sit next to her and we stare at the ruined suburbs like the hole in our wall is a television. Cratered streets. Tire-scarred lawns. Houses caved in or burned to the ground. Opening titles for a very dark sitcom.
The door opens and Evan Kenerly enters, but he offers no quips or catchphrases. He drops the paint cans in the entry and turns to leave, then pauses in the doorway.
“Thank you?” Julie says.
He turns around. “Julie, listen . . .” I can’t recall him ever addressing me or even making eye contact. I’m a figment of Julie’s imagination. “I know you’re trying to make a statement by living out here. You want to show people the plague is over and everything’s fine—”
“We’ve never said that. That’s not why we’re here.”
“Your neighbor ‘B’ is a flesh-eating corpse. You’re sharing this neighborhood with hundreds of flesh-eating corpses, and you don’t even lock your door.”
“They don’t eat flesh anymore. They’re different.”
“You don’t know what they are. Just because they’re . . . confused right now doesn’t mean they won’t suddenly remember their instincts while you’re sleeping.” His eyes flick toward me, then back to Julie. “You don’t know what they’re going to do. You don’t know anything.”
Julie’s face hardens and her spine straightens. “Believe it or not, Evan, you’re not the first person to tell us the world is dangerous. We’ve heard about a million reasons why we should be afraid. What else do you have to offer?”
Kenerly says nothing.
“We know it’s not safe out here. We’re aware of the risks. We don’t. Fucking. Care.”
Kenerly shakes his head. The door bangs shut behind him.
Julie’s steely posture softens and she sags back into the couch, arms crossed over her chest.
“Well said,” I tell her.
She sighs and gazes at the ceiling. “Everyone thinks we’re crazy.”
“They’re right.”
I’m just being playful, but her face clouds over. “Do you think we should move back?”
“I didn’t mean . . .”
“Nora’s there. She doesn’t seem to mind living in a vault.”
“Her job is there. Ours is . . . here.”
“But what a
re we really doing out here? Are we doing anything?”
The contrast between these fragile questions and her rousing rebuttal to Kenerly reveals something I’d hoped wasn’t true: I’m not the only one harboring doubts. I’m not the only one wondering what’s next. But the correct response appears on my tongue, and I say it. “We’re spreading the cure.”
She stands up and paces in a circle, twisting her hair around her finger. “I thought I knew what that meant, but after that mess at the airport . . . and B hasn’t improved . . .”
“Julie.” I reach out and grab her hand. She stops pacing and looks at me, waiting. “No moving back.” I pull her down onto the couch beside me. “Move forward.”
I’ve always been a bad liar. I’ve never been able to say white when I’m thinking black, but the gray sludge of half truth must be within my range, because Julie smiles and dismisses her anxiety, and the moment is over. She tilts her chin up and closes her eyes. This means she wants me to kiss her. So I kiss her.
She notices the hesitation. “What?”
“Nothing.” I kiss her again. Her lips are soft and pink and they know their business. Mine are stiff and pale and have only recently learned what they’re for. I press them against hers and move them around, trying to remember how this works as she leans into me with escalating ardor. I love this person. I’ve loved her since before we met, years of stolen memories stretching back to our first glance in a crumbling classroom. Julie dug me out of my grave. Being near her is the greatest privilege I’ve known.
So why am I afraid to touch her?
She pushes harder and kisses deeper, trying to jump-start my passions, and I know I’m supposed to keep my eyes shut but I steal a glance. This close, she’s just a blur of pink and yellow, an impressionist painting of a beautiful woman. Then she pulls back to catch her breath, and her face comes into focus. Her short blond hair, choppy and wild like windblown feathers. Her fair skin lined with thin scars. And her eyes—blue again. That impossible golden gleam is gone.