Grimluk rounded up Gelidberry, their nameless baby son, and the cows, and hit the road.
They carried with them all their most prized possessions:
One thin mattress made of straw and pigeon feathers that was home to approximately eighty thousand bedbugs—although Grimluk could never have conceived of such a vast number
A lump of clay shaped like a fat woman with a giant mouth that was the family’s goddess, Gordia
One small hatchet with sharpening stone
A cook pot with an actual metal handle (the family’s most valuable object and one of the reasons many others in the village were jealous of Grimluk and thought he and his family were kind of snooty)
One jar of bold ale, a beverage made of fermented milk and cow sweat flavored with crushed nettles
The tinderbox, which contained a piece of rock, a sliver of steel that had once chipped off the baron’s sword, and a tiny bundle of dry grass
Gelidberry’s sewing kit, consisting of a thorn with a hole in one end, a nice spool of cowtail-hair thread, and a six-inch-square piece of wool
The family spoon
Other than this they had the clothes on their backs, their foot wrappings, their caps, the baby’s blanket, and various lice, fleas, ticks, crusted filth, and face grease.
“I can’t believe we’ve acquired all this stuff,” Grimluk complained. “I was hoping to travel light.”
“You’re a family man,” Gelidberry pointed out. “You’re not just some carefree nine-year-old. You have responsibilities, you know.”
“Oh, I know,” Grimluk grumbled. “Believe me, I know.”
“Just point the way and let’s get going,” Gelidberry said, gritting her teeth—she had six, so her gritting was a subtle dig at Grimluk, who had only five.
“The Pale Queen comes from the direction of the setting sun. We’ll go the other way.”
So off they went toward the rising sun. Which was rather hard to do since in the deep forest one seldom saw the sun.
They walked with the cows and took turns carrying the baby. The mattress was strapped to one of the cows while the other cow carried the pot.
At night they lay the mattress down on pine needles. The three of them squeezed together on it, quite cozy since it was still the warm season.
They rose each day at dawn. They milked the cows and drank the milk. Sometimes Grimluk would manage to hit an opossum or a squirrel with his ax. Then Gelidberry would start a fire, cook the meat in the pot, and they would hand the spoon back and forth.
From time to time they would encounter other fleeing families. The fleers would exchange information on the path of the Pale Queen. It was pretty clear that she was coming. Some of the fleers had run into elements of the Pale Queen’s forces. It was easy to spot the people who’d had that kind of bad luck because they didn’t always have the full number of arms (two) or legs (also two). Many had livid scars or terrible wounds.
Clearly fleeing was called for. But Grimluk still had no idea what the Pale Queen herself was, or what her agenda might be. None of the others he met had seen her.
Another way of putting it was that those who had seen the Pale Queen were no longer in any position to flee or tell tales.
But it happened that on their fifth night in the forest, Grimluk came to a better understanding of just what or whom he was fleeing.
He was out hunting in the forest, armed with his hatchet. The forest was a frightening place, full as it was of wolves and werewolves, spirits and gnomes, flesh-eating trees and flesh-scratching bushes.
It was dark in the forest. Even in the day it was dark, but at night it was so dark under the high canopy of intertwined branches that Grimluk could not see the hatchet in his own hands. Or his hands, either. Let alone fallen branches, twisted roots, gopher holes, and badly placed rocks.
He tripped fairly often. And there was really very little chance that he would come across an animal to strike with his hatchet. No chance, really. But the baby was teething and therefore crying quite a bit, and Grimluk hated that incessant crying so much that even the forest at night seemed preferable.
As he was feeling his way carefully through the almost pitch black, he saw light ahead. Not sunlight or anything so bright, just a place where it seemed starlight might reach the forest’s floor.
He headed toward that silvery light, thinking, Hey, maybe I’ll find an opossum after all. And then I will rub it in Gelidberry’s face.
Not the opossum. The fact that he’d found something to eat. That’s what he would rub in her face. Because Gelidberry had accused him of only pretending to hunt so that he could get away from the crying, crying, crying.
Grimluk expected to find a clearing. But the trees did not thin out. Instead, he noticed that he was heading downhill. The farther downhill he went, the more light there was. Soon he could see the willow branches that lashed his face and make out some of the larger rocks that bruised his toes.
“What’s this about?” Grimluk wondered aloud, reassured by the sound of his own voice.
He heard a sound ahead. He froze. He listened hard and tried to peer through the gloom.
He crept, silent as he could make himself. He crouched and crept and squeezed the handle of the ax for comfort.
He moved closer and closer, as if he could no longer stop himself. As if the light was drawing him forward.
Then…
Snap!
The sound came from behind him! Grimluk spun around and stared hard into the utter darkness. It was too late to go back now—something was there.
Grimluk now had an unknown terror behind and a light that seemed ever more eerie ahead. He lay flat and breathed very quietly.
There was definitely something moving behind him and coming closer. Something too large to be a tasty opossum.
Grimluk wished with all his heart that he could be back at the little campsite with the screeching nameless baby and Gelidberry and the cows. What would happen to them if he never returned?
Grimluk crawled on his belly, away from the approaching sound, toward the light, farther and farther down the slope.
And there! Ahead in the clearing…a girl!
She was beautiful. Beauty such as Grimluk had never seen or even imagined. Beauty that could not be real.
She was perhaps his age, although there was an agelessness to her pale, perfect skin. She had wild red hair, long curls that seemed to move of their own accord, twisting and writhing.
Her eyes were green and glowed with an inner light that pierced him to his very soul.
She had a sullen mouth, full red lips, and more teeth than Grimluk and Gelidberry combined. In fact, she seemed, miraculously, to have all of her teeth. And those teeth were white. White without even a touch of yellow.
She wore a dark red dress that lay tight against her body.
Grimluk realized with a shock that the light he had seen was coming from her. Her very skin glowed. Her eyes were green coals. Her hair glistened as it moved.
“Who comes hither?” the girl asked, and Grimluk knew, knew deep down inside, that he would answer, that he would stand up, brush himself off, and answer, “It’s me, Grimluk.”
But he also knew this would be a bad thing. No creature could possibly be this beautiful, this bright, this clean, this toothy, unless she was a witch. Or some other unnatural creature.
As he was in the act of standing up, a voice spoke from the darkness behind him.
“Your servants, Princess.”
The voice was definitely foreign. It wasn’t simply that the voice spoke the common tongue with an accent; it was that it seemed to form sounds within that speech that were unlike anything that could come from a human mouth.
A dry, rasping, irritating, whispery voice in response to the cold, confident voice of the stunning object identified as “Princess.”
“Ah,” the girl said. “At last. You have kept me waiting.”
Grimluk heard things moving from behind him, more than one thing—seve
ral things, maybe as many as six. Or some other very large number.
He crouched and did not move. If he could have stopped the very beating of his heart, he would have. For the creatures that now emerged into the light of the princess’s perfect form were monsters.
They stood as tall as the tallest man (five feet, three inches). But they were not men.
Like huge insects they were, like locusts that walked erect. They moved with sliding steps of bent-back legs and planted clawlike feet. Jointed arms stuck out from the middle of their foul, ochre-tinged bodies. And a second set of arms, smaller than the first, emerged from just below what might be a neck.
And the heads…smoothly triangular, with bulging, wet-shining eyes mounted atop short stalks.
They were hideous and awful. And from their midsections—not waists so much as precarious narrowings—hung belts that held varieties of bright metal weapons. Knives, swords, maces, scrapers, darts, and all manner of objects for stabbing, cutting, slicing, dicing, and chopping.
Grimluk hoped they were simply well-equipped cooks, but he doubted it. They moved with an arrogant swagger, not unlike the way the baron moved—or would have, had he been a very large grasshopper.
They gathered around the princess, illuminated by her own light.
For a moment Grimluk feared for the girl. They were a desperate, frightening bunch and looked as if they could make short work of the red-haired beauty.
But the girl showed no fear.
“Faithful Skirrit minions, do you bring me news of the queen, my mother?” she asked.
“We do,” one of the bugs answered.
“Good. You have done well to find me. And I will hear all you can tell me, gladly. But first, I hunger.”
This news caused a certain shuffling and backpedaling among the Skirrit.
“Hungry?” their spokesman or leader asked with what must be nervousness among his kind. “Now?”
“One will be enough,” the princess said.
The Skirrit captain pointed his two left-side arms at one of his fellows. “You heard the princess,” he said.
The designated Skirrit drew a deep breath and released a shuddery sigh. Then he bent his long legs and knelt down. He bowed his triangular head, and his ball eyes darkened.
And then the princess, the beauty beyond compare, began to change.
Her body…her form…
Grimluk had to clap both his hands over his mouth to stop the scream that wanted to tear at his throat.
The princess…no, the monstrosity she had become—the evil, foul beast—opened her stretched and hideous mouth and calmly bit the bowed head from its neck.
Green fluid spurted from the insect’s neck. The headless body collapsed with a sound like sticks falling.
And the princess chewed as if she had popped an entire egg into her mouth.
Grimluk ran, ran, ran, tripping and falling and leaping up to run again through the black night.
He ran, shrieking silently in his mind, from the terror.
Six
Mack’s parents always asked him about his day at school. But he’d never quite believed they cared about the actual details. At dinner that evening he put his theory to the test.
“So, David, how was school?” his father asked as he tonged chicken strips onto his plate.
His parents called him David. It was his actual name, of course, the name they’d picked out for him when he was just a slimy newborn. So he tolerated it.
“Bunch of interesting stuff happened today,” Mack said.
“And don’t just tell us it was the same old, same old,” his mother said. She passed ketchup to her husband.
“Well, it definitely wasn’t the same old, same old,” Mack said. “For one thing, some ancient dead-looking dude froze time and space for a while.”
“How did the math test go?” his father asked. “I hope you’re keeping up.”
“That wasn’t today. That was Friday. Today was the whole deadish guy suspending the very laws of physics and speaking in some language I didn’t understand.”
“Well, you’ve always done well in your language classes,” Mack’s mother said.
“Plus, it seems I’m Stefan’s new BFF.”
“A B and two Fs?” His father frowned and shook salt onto mashed potatoes. “That doesn’t sound good. You need to crack the books.”
Mack stared at his father. Then at his mother. It was one thing to have a theory that they didn’t really know him or listen to a word he was saying. It was a very different feeling to prove it.
It made him feel just a little bit lonely, although he wouldn’t have wanted to use that word.
After dinner he went to his room and found himself already sitting there.
“Aaaah!” Mack yelled.
“Aaaah!” Mack yelled back.
Mack stood frozen in the doorway, staring at himself sitting on the edge of the bed staring back at Mack in the doorway.
Although, on closer examination, it wasn’t him. Not entirely him, anyway. The Mack sitting on the edge of the bed looked a lot like Mack, but there were subtle differences. For one thing, this second Mack had no nostrils.
Mack slid into the room and closed the door behind him.
“All right, who are you?”
“David MacAvoy.”
Mack would not have believed that staring at himself could be quite so disturbing. But it was. His mouth had gone dry. His heart was pounding. There seemed to be a ringing sound in his ears, and it was not the sound of happy sleigh bells; it was more like car alarms going off.
“Okay, great trick,” Mack said. “I totally see that this is a great trick. I’m not freaking out, I’m laughing at the amazingness of this trick. Ha-ha-ha! See? I’m getting the joke.”
“Ha-ha-ha!” the other Mack echoed. And he made a grin with the mouth below the nostril-less nose. The mouth revealed white tooth. Not teeth. Tooth. The entire line of teeth was a curved white solid surface.
The two Macks stared at each other for a while, although Mack Number One did the better job of staring since the other Mack’s eyes tended not to point in quite the same direction. The right eye was fine, staring confidently at Mack’s face. But the left eye seemed to prefer staring at Mack’s knee.
“Okay, this is…um…” Mack didn’t exactly know what it was. So he started over. “Okay, whatever this is, I’d like it to stop now. We both had a good laugh. Whoever you are, kudos. Nicely done. Now take off the mask.”
“The mask?”
“The me face. Take it off. I want to see who you really are.”
“Oh. You want to see my true face?”
“There you go, that’s exactly right, dude; I want to see the real you.”
The face, the mask—whatever it was—melted.
“Yaaaahhh!” Mack cried, and fumbled behind him for the door handle.
The face that looked very much like his own had grown darker, lumpier, cruder. Dirty. In fact, more than dirty: it was dirt.
Mack was staring at a thing made of mud. Like something a child would make playing in the dirt. Only full-size. And wearing his clothes.
The dirt creature had a mouth but no eyes. No teeth in that mouth, just a horizontal slit.
Mack’s fingers were numb on the doorknob. His whole body was tingling from the effect of hormones flooding his system with the urgent desire to get out.
But he couldn’t turn away. He couldn’t stop staring at the mud face and the mud hands. There even seemed to be bits of gravel and small twigs in that mud face.
When the thing opened its mouth, Mack swore he saw a piece of paper, maybe the size of a Post-it, but curled up in a tube.
“Okay. Let’s try the other face again,” Mack whispered.
Slowly the mud grew pink. The slit of a mouth formed lips. Eyes like mucous globules formed in the right places and slowly acquired semihuman characteristics. Hair sprouted, looking at first like an eruption of earthworms before it settled down and became hair.
> Mack whistled softly. There was no doubt in his mind that this, this, this…thing…was related to the ancient man with the ancient smell.
“I’ve finally gone crazy, haven’t I?” Mack said. “I guess it was just a matter of time.”
He had the absurd thought at that moment that he still had homework to do. It was right there on his desk.
“Dude. Or whatever you are…actually, what are you? Let’s start with that.”
“I am a golem.”
“Gollum?”
“Golem.”
“Okay. How do you spell that?”
The golem raised its eyebrows, which kind of stretched its eyelids upward, revealing more eyeball than was right. “G-O-L-E-M.”
Mack sidled past the creature and slid into his desk chair. He opened his laptop and clicked on the browser icon.
He typed the word golem into the Google search box. The first hit was Wikipedia.
Mack scanned down the page.
“You’re Jewish?” he asked the golem.
“I’m whatever you are,” the golem answered.
“But golems, they’re a Hebrew thing, originally. An incomplete being made of clay.”
Mack was just beginning to get the idea that having a golem could be useful. He hadn’t quite worked out how, but he was sensing an opportunity there.
“Do you have superpowers?”
The golem shrugged. “I am made to be you.”
Mack pushed back from the computer, swiveled his desk chair, and leaned forward with his elbows on his knees.
“Why are you here?”
“I am here to replace you.”
That didn’t sound good. “Um…what?”
“While you are away, I will take your place here.”
“Am I going somewhere?”
The golem smiled, revealing its creepy tooth thing and a hint of the little paper scroll. “You are going everywhere.”
Seven
The golem was supposed to spend the night on the floor beside Mack’s bed. Mack had sneaked an extra blanket and one sheet from the linen closet in the hallway. But when Mack woke up the next morning, he was looking at the golem.