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At ten o'clock the next morning I stood in my bedroom with Preston in attendance. Preston's face, usually a well-bred mask which showed nothing of his feelings, was gravely distressed.
"Shall I do, Preston?" I asked.
"Yes, Sir Thomas, you'll do," he said regretfully, "but I must say, Sir Thomas, that----"
"Shut up, Preston, you've said quite enough. Am I the real thing or not?"
"Certainly not, Sir Thomas," he said with spirit. "How could you be the real thing? But I'm bound to say you look it."
"You mean that your experience of a small but prosperous suburban public house, visited principally by small trades people, leads you to suppose that I might pass very well for the landlord of such a place?"
"I am afraid it does, Sir Thomas," he replied with a gulp, as I surveyed myself once more in the long mirror of my wardrobe door.
I was about six feet high in my boots, fair, with a ruddy countenance and somewhat fleshy face -- not gross I believe, but generally built on a generous scale.
That morning I had shaved off my moustache, had my hair arranged in a new way -- that is to say, with an oily curl draping over the forehead -- and I had very carefully pencilled some minute crimson veins on my nose. I ought to say that I have done a good deal of amateur acting in my time and am more or less familiar with the contents of the makeup box.
Instead of the high collar of use and wont, I wore a low one, permanently attached to what I believe is known as a "dicky" -- that is to say, a false shirt front which reaches but little lower than the opening of the waistcoat. My tie was a made-up four-in-hand of crimson satin -- not too new. My suit of very serviceable check with large side pockets, purchased second hand, together with other oddments, from a shop in Covent Garden. I also wore a large and massive gold watch chain, and a diamond ring on the little finger of my right hand.
That was all, yet I swear not one of my friends would have known me; and what was more important still, I was typical without having overdone it. No one in London, meeting me in the street, would have turned to look twice at me. You could not say I was really disguised -- in the true meaning of the word -- and yet I was certainly entirely transformed, and with my cropped hair, except for the "quiff" in front, I looked as blatant and genial a bounder as ever served a pint of "sixes."
Preston had left the room for a moment and now came back to say that Mr. W. W. Power had arrived.
W. W. Power was the youngest partner in a celebrated firm of solicitors, Power, Davids and Power -- a firm that has acted for my father and me for more years than I can remember.
Under his somewhat effeminate exterior and a languid manner, young Power is one of the sharpest and cleverest fellows I know, and, what's more, one that can keep his mouth shut under any circumstances.
I went into the dining room, hoping to make him start. Not a bit of it. He merely put up his eyeglass and said laconically: "You'll do, Sir Thomas." Not more than two years ago he had been an undergraduate at Cambridge.
"You think so, Power?"
He nodded and looked at his watch.
"All right then, we'll be off," I said, and Preston called a taxi, on which were piled a large brass-bound trunk and a shabby portmanteau -- also recent purchases, and with the name H. Thomas painted boldly on them. Preston's Christian name by the way is Henry and I had borrowed it for the occasion.
I got into the cab with a curious sensation that someone might be looking on and discover me. Power seated himself by my side with no indication of thought at all, and we rolled away westward.
"Nothing remains," he said, "but to complete the documents of sale. Everything is ready, and I have the money in notes in my pocket. The solicitor of the retiring proprietor will be in attendance, and the whole thing won't take more than twenty minutes. Newby, the present man, will then step out and leave you in undisturbed possession."
"Very good, Power, and thank you for your negotiations. Seven thousand pounds seems a lot of money for a little hole like that."
"It isn't really. You see the place is freehold and the house is free also. It's not under the dominion of any brewer, and when your purpose in being there is over, I'll guarantee to sell it again for the same money, probably a few hundreds more. As an investment it's sound enough."
He relapsed into silence as we rattled through Hammersmith on our way to Richmond. I was curious about this imperturbable young man, whom I knew rather well.
"Aren't you curious, Power," I said, "to know why I'm doing this extraordinary, unprecedented thing? I can trust you absolutely I know, but haven't you asked yourself what the deuce I'm up to?"
He favoured me with a pale smile. "My dear Sir Thomas," he replied, "if you only knew what extraordinary things society people do, if you knew a tenth of what a solicitor in my sort of practice knows, you wouldn't think there was anything particularly strange in your little escapade."
Confound the cub! I could have punched him in the jaw. I knew his assurance was all pose. Still it was admirable in its way and I burst into hearty laughter.
I had the satisfaction of seeing Master Power's cheeks faintly tinged with pink!
On the slope of the hill, at what one might describe as the back of the high wall which enclosed the grounds at the foot of the three towers -- that is to say, it was exactly opposite the great central entrance, and I suppose nearly quarter of a mile from it if one drew a straight line from one to the other -- was a crowded huddle of mean streets. It was not in any sense a slum -- nothing so picturesque -- small, drab, shabby, and respectable. In the centre of this area was a fair-sized, but old-fashioned, public house, known as the Golden Swan. This was our destination, and in a few minutes more we had climbed the hill and the taxi stood at rest before a side door.
Opening it we entered, Power leading the way, and as we approached some stairs I caught a glimpse of a little plush-furnished bar to the left, where I could have sworn I saw the melancholy Sliddim in company with a pewter pot.
We waited for a moment or two in a long upstairs room. The walls were covered with beasts, birds, and fishes in glass cases, all of which looked as if they ought to be decently buried. On one wall was an immense engraving framed in boxwood of the execution of Mary, Queen of Scots, and on a huge mahogany sideboard which looked as if it had been built to resist a cavalry charge, was a tray with hospitable bottles.
Then the door opened and a dapper little man with side whiskers, the vendor's solicitor, came in, accompanied by Mr. Newby, the retiring landlord.
Mr. Newby, dressed I was glad to notice, very much as myself, only the diamond ring on his finger was rather larger, was a short, fat man of benevolent aspect, and I should say suffering from dropsy. We shook hands heartily.
"Thirty years have I been landlord here," wheezed Mr. Newby, "and now it's time the 'ouse was in younger 'ands. Your respectability 'as been vouched for, Mr. Thomas -- I wouldn't sell to no low blackguard for twice the money -- and all I can say is, young feller, for you are a young feller to me, you know -- I 'ope you'll be as 'appy and prosperous in the Golden Swan as Emanuel Newby 'ave been."
I thought it was best to be a little awkward and bashful, so I said very little while the lawyers fussed about with title deeds, and at last the eventful moment came when one does that conjuring trick in which the gentlemen of the law take such infantile delight. "Put your finger here, yes, on this red seal and say...."
When it was all done and Mr. Newby had stowed away seven thousand pounds in banknotes in a receptacle over his heart, we drank to the occasion in some remarkably good champagne and then, with a sigh, the ex-proprietor announced his intention of being off.
"My luggage has preceded me," he said, "and I 'ave nothing to do now but retire, as I 'ave long planned, to the city of my birth."
"And where may that be, Mr. Newby?" I asked politely.
"The University City of Oxford," he replied, "which, if you've not known intimate as I 'ave, you can never begin to understand. There
's an atmosphere there, Mr. Thomas, but Lord, you won't be interested!" and he wheezed superior.
The situation was not without humour.
When he had gone, together with his solicitor, Power rang the bell. "As you wish me to manage everything for you," he said, "I have done so. Your entire ignorance of the liquor trade will be compensated by the knowledge and devotion of the assistant I have procured for you, after many inquiries. His name is Whistlecraft, and he is an Honest Fool. He won't rob you, though he'll probably diminish your profits greatly by his stupidity -- but as I understand, profit from the sale of drinks isn't your object. He will obey orders implicitly, without even trying to understand their reason, and in short you couldn't have a better man for your purpose."
When Whistlecraft appeared, I perfectly agreed with Power. He was a powerful fellow in shirt sleeves, aged about thirty-five, with arms that could have felled an ox. Had he shaved within the last three days he would have been clean shaved, and his hair was polished to a mirror-like surface with suet -- I caught him doing it one day. I never saw such calm on any human face. It was the tranquillity of an entire absence of intellect, a look which nothing could penetrate, nothing disturb. His eyes were dull as unclean pewter, without life or speculation, and I knew at once that if I told him to go down into the cellar, wait there till a hyena entered, strangle it, skin it, and bring the pelt upstairs to me, he would depart on his errand without a word.
Power went away with the most conventional of handshakes -- we might have been parting in Pall Mall -- and I was left alone, monarch of all I surveyed.
"What's the staff beside you, Whistlecraft?" I asked.
"Mrs. Abbs, sir, cooks and sweeps up, sleeps out. Peter, the odd-job boy, washes bottles and such, and that's all."
"Then at closing time, you and I are left alone in the house?"
"Yes, sir."
There was a loud and impatient knocking from somewhere below.
"I'd better go down and serve, sir, hadn't I?" said Whistlecraft -- I found later his name was Stanley -- and I let him go at that.
I spent the next hour going over the premises from cellar to roof and making many mental notes, for I had come here with a definite purpose, and plans already made.
It was an extraordinary situation to be in. I sat in a little private room behind the bar and every now and again Stanley's idiot countenance appeared, and I had to go behind the counter and be introduced to this or that regular frequenter. I asked everyone to have a drink, for the good of the house, and trust I made a fair impression. They all seemed quiet, respectable people enough, who knew each other well.
In the evening I was greatly helped by Sliddim, who was now a seasoned habitué of the Golden Swan, and whom from the moment of my arrival slipped into the position of Master of the Ceremonies, which saved me a great deal of trouble.
It will be remembered that all the time I was in Brittany, Sliddim had been employed in my interests at Richmond. Young Bill Rolston vouched absolutely for the man's fidelity: had told me I could safely trust him in any way. Accordingly, there was perhaps a little misgiving, I had released him from his employment at the third-class detective agency where he worked, and took him permanently into my service. I may say at once, though he took no prominent part in the great events which followed until the very end, he was of considerable use to me and kept my secrets perfectly.
At closing time that night, Mrs. Abbs, the cook, having spread a hot supper in the private room behind the bar and left, I called the potman in from his washing-up of glass and bade him share the meal.
"Now I tell you what, Stanley," I said, when we had filled our pipes, "in the tower enclosure there's a whole colony of Chinese men, isn't there?"
"Yes, sir; gardeners, stokers for the engines and such like. They say as there isn't a white man among 'em, except only the boss, and he's an Irishman."
"They don't always live inside that wall?" I jerked my head towards a window which looked out into my back yard, not a hundred feet away from the towering precipice of brick which overshadowed the Golden Swan and the surrounding houses.
"Oh, not by no means. They comes out when their work's done in the evenings, though they goes back to sleep and has to be in by a certain time. They do say," and here something happened to Stanley's face which I afterwards grew to recognize as a smile, "they do say as some of the girls downtown are takin' up with 'em, seein' as they dress well, and spend a lot of money."
"I suppose they have somewhere where they go?"
"It's mostly the Rising Sun down by the station, I am told. The boss there was a sailor and understands their ways. He's given them a room to themselves."
I was perfectly aware of all this, but I had a special motive for the present conversation. "Now, it's come into my mind," I said, "that there's a lot of custom going downtown that ought by rights to come to the Golden Swan, seeing that we are close at the gates, so to speak, and I mean to do what I can to get hold of it. A Chinese man's money is as good as anybody else's, Stanley, that's my way of looking at it."
He chewed the cud of that idea for a minute or two and then it dawned in the pudding of his mind.
"Why, yes," he said, in the voice of one who had made a great discovery.
"Now, there's that room upstairs," I went on, "I'll never use it. If we could get some of these Chinese men to drop in there of a night it would be good business."
"There's just one thing against it," said Stanley, "if you'll pardon my speaking of it, sir. I'm willing to do everything in reason, and I'm not afraid of work. But I don't see as 'ow I can attend to both the saloon and the four-ale bars if I'm to be going upstairs slinging drinks to the Chinese."
"Of course you can't, and I wasn't going to suggest it. We must get an extra help -- if we can get the Chinese to use the house. We might have a barmaid."
He shook his head.
"It wouldn't work, sir. You'd have to get a new one every week. A young woman can't resist a Chinese man and they'd marry off like----"
Stanley was unable to think of a simile so he buried his face in his pewter pot.
Really things were going very well for me.
"I believe you are right. Supposing I could get a young fellow who was one of themselves and could speak their lingo. There are lots to be picked up about the docks. I mean some quiet young Chinese man, who would attend to his fellow-countrymen in the evening, and relieve you of a lot of the washing-up and things of that sort during the day?"
Mr. Stanley Whistlecraft was not so stupid as to miss the advantages of such a proposal as this.
"You've 'it on the very plan, sir," he said. "And especial if he could wash up them thin glasses which the gentlemen in the saloon bar like to 'ave, it would be a great saving. I never could 'andle them things properly. You put your fingers on 'em and they crack worse than eggs. Pewters, I can polish with any man alive, pot mugs seldom break, as likewise them thick reputed half-pints which will break a man's 'ed open, as I've proved. But these Chinese are as 'andy as any girl, and I think, sir, you've got 'old of an idea."
"I'll see about it in the morning. I've got a pal that has a nice little house in the Mile End Road, and I believe he could send me just the lad I want. Well, now you can go to bed, Stanley. Everything locked up?"
"Yes, sir."
"Then I'll put out the lights."
He bade me a gruff goodnight and lurched heavily away. I heard him ascending the stairs to his room at the back of the house and then I was left alone.
The first thing I did was to turn down the sleeves of my shirt and put on my coat. It isn't etiquette to sup in your coat, as I had gathered from Mr. Whistlecraft's custom when he accepted my invitation.
Then I unlocked a drawer in which was a box of cigars such as the Golden Swan had never known, and stretching out my legs, stared into the fire.
I was doing the wildest, maddest thing, but so far all had gone well. I was about to step into unknown perils, and contend with bizarre and sinister forces of
which I had no means of measuring the power or extent.
I finished my cigar, went into the bar and selected a certain bottle of whisky -- the excellent Stanley had warned me that this was the landlord's bottle and of a much more reputable quality than that served to the landlord's guests. After a very moderate nightcap I put on carpet slippers and went up to my room, which I had chosen at the very top of the house.
It was a large attic, just under the roof, and in a few days I proposed to make it more habitable with some new furniture and decoration. Meanwhile, I had chosen it because, in one corner, some wooden steps went up to a trapdoor which opened on to the roof, where there was a flat space of some three yards square among the chimneys. Just before going up to bed I turned up the collar of my dressing gown, ascended the ladder, pushed open the trapdoor and stepped out on to the leads.
It was a still, moonlight night. Looking over the roofs of the houses I could see the Thames winding like a silver ribbon far down below, a scene of utter tranquillity and peace.
Then I wheeled round to be confronted with the great wall which rose several yards above me, within a pistol shot of distance.
But my eye travelled up beyond that and was caught in a colossal network of steel, so bold, towering and gigantic in its nearness that it almost made me reel. I stared up among the dark shadows and moonlit spaces till my eye reached an altitude which I knew to be about the height of the Golden Ball on the top of Saint Paul's Cathedral.
There the vision checked. I could see a blur of low buildings, a web of latticed galleries, and I knew I was looking only up at the very first stage of the City in the Clouds, which must be lying bare to the moon some sixteen hundred feet above.
I could see no more. The first stage barred all further vision, though that in itself seemed terrible in its height and majesty. So I closed my eyes and imagined only those supreme heights where she must be sleeping.
"Goodnight, Juanita," I murmured, and then, as I descended into my room the words of the Psalmist came to me and I said, "Oh, that I had the wings of a dove!"