It took a few moments’ coaxing to persuade him to relax his air of outraged dignity, but when it was borne in upon him that Lydia had summoned Pen to her side that morning, he did seem to feel that such forward conduct called for an explanation. Pen waved his excuses aside, however. ‘I don’t mind that, if only she would not cry so much!’ she said.
Mr Luttrell said that his Lydia was all sensibility, and deprecated, with obvious sincerity, a suggestion that a wife suffering from an excess of sensibility might prove to be a tiresome acquisition. As he seemed to feel that the support of Lydia was his life’s work, Pen abandoned all thought of trying to wean him from his attachment to the lady, and announced her plans for his speedy marriage.
These palpably took Mr Luttrell aback. Lydia’s refusal to elope with him he regarded as natural rather than craven, and when Pen’s false-abduction scheme was enthusiastically described to him he said that she must be mad to think of such a thing.
‘I declare I have a good mind to wash my hands of the whole affair!’ said Pen. ‘Neither of you has the courage to make the least push in the matter! The end of it will be that your precious Lydia will be married to someone else, and then you will be sorry!’
‘Oh, don’t suggest such a thing!’ he begged. ‘If only my father would be a little conciliating! He used to like the Major well enough before they quarrelled.’
‘You must soften the Major’s heart.’
‘Yes, but how?’ he asked. ‘Now, don’t, pray, suggest any more foolish abduction schemes, Pen! I daresay you think them very fine, but if you would but consider the difficulties! No one would ever believe we had not planned it all, because if she eloped with you she would not then wish to marry me, now, would she?’
‘No, but we could say that I had forcibly abducted her. Then you could rescue her from me.’
‘How should I know that you had abducted her?’ objected Piers. ‘And just think what a pucker everyone would be in! No, really, Pen, it won’t answer! Good God, I should have to fight a duel with you, or something of that nature! I mean, how odd it would look if all I did was to take Lydia home!’
‘Well, so we could!’ said Pen, her eyes brightening, as new horizons swam into her ken. ‘I could have my arm in a sling, and say that you had wounded me! Oh, do let us, Piers! It would be such a famous adventure!’
‘You don’t seem to me to have changed in the least!’ said Piers, in anything but a complimentary tone. ‘You are the most complete hand indeed! I cannot conceive how you came to be betrothed to a man of fashion like Wyndham! You know, you will have to mend your ways! In fact, I cannot conceive of your being married at all! You are a mere child.’
Another quarrel might at this point have sprung up between them, had not Sir Richard come back into the room just then, with Mr Philips in his wake. He was looking faintly amused, and the instant expression of extreme trepidation which transformed the countenances of the youthful couple by the window made his lips twitch involuntarily. However, he spoke without a tremor in his voice. ‘Ah, Pen! Would you explain, if you please, your – er – owl story, to Mr Philips?’
‘Oh!’ said Pen, blushing furiously.
The magistrate looked severely across at her. ‘From the information I have since received, young man, I am forced to the conclusion that your story was false.’
Pen glanced towards Sir Richard. Instead of coming to her rescue, he smiled maliciously, and said: ‘Stand up, my boy, stand up, when Mr Philips addresses you!’
‘Oh yes, of course!’ said Pen, rising in a hurry. ‘I beg pardon! My owl-story! Well, you see, I did not know what to say when you asked why I had not been with my cousin last night.’
‘Did not know what to say! You had only one thing to say, and that was the truth!’ said Mr Philips austerely.
‘I could not,’ replied Pen. ‘A lady’s reputation was at stake!’
‘So I am informed. Well, I do not say that I do not sympathize with your motive, but I must warn you, sir, that any further prevarication on your part may lead to serious trouble. Serious trouble! I say nothing of your conduct in meeting Miss Daubenay in a manner I can only describe as clandestine. It is no concern of mine, no concern at all, but if you were a son of mine – However, that is neither here nor there! Fortunately –’ He cast a reproachful glance at Sir Richard – ‘fortunately, I repeat, Miss Daubenay’s evidence corroborates the information that this shocking crime was perpetrated by a person corresponding with the description furnished me of the man Trimble. Were it not for this circumstance – for I will not conceal from you that I am far from being satisfied! Very far indeed! You must permit me to say, Sir Richard, that your presence in the spinney last night points to your having positively aided and abetted your cousin in his reprehensible – But I am aware that that is Major Daubenay’s concern!’
‘No, no, you have it wrong!’ Pen assured him. ‘My cousin was searching for me! In fact, he was very angry with me for going to the spinney, were you not, Richard?’
‘I was,’ admitted Sir Richard. ‘Very.’
‘Well, the whole affair seems to me very strange!’ said Philips. ‘I will say no more than that yet !’
‘You behold me – er – stricken with remorse,’ said Sir Richard.
The magistrate snorted, jerked a bow, and took himself off.
‘My reputation! oh, my reputation!’ mourned Sir Richard. ‘Horrible and unprincipled brat, why the owl?’
‘Well, I had to say something!’ Pen pointed out.
‘I am afraid,’ said Piers, conscience-stricken, ‘that it is a little Lydia’s fault. But indeed, sir, she meant no harm!’
‘I know,’ said Sir Richard. ‘She is so impulsive! I feel a hundred years old.’
He went out on the words, and Pen at once rounded on Mr Luttrell, saying in accusing accents: ‘There! You see now what your precious Lydia has done!’
‘She is no worse than you are! In fact, not as bad!’ retorted Piers. ‘She would not masquerade about the country as a boy! I do not wonder at Sir Richard’s feeling a hundred years old. If I were betrothed to you, I should feel the same!’
Miss Creed’s eyes flashed. ‘Well, I will tell you something, Piers Luttrell! I have got a cousin with a face like a fish, and he wants to marry me, which is why I escaped out a window. But – do you hear me? – I would a great deal rather marry him than you. If I had to marry you, I would drown myself ! You are stupid, and rude, and spiritless!’
‘Merely because I have a little common sense,’ began Piers, very stiff, and rather flushed.
He was interrupted. A waiter came in with the news that a Young Person desired instant speech with Mr Wyndham.
Correctly divining this mythical being to be herself, Pen said: ‘What can that nonsensical girl want now? I wish I had never come to Queen Charlton! Oh, very well! Show the young person in!’
‘Good God, can it be Lydia?’ exclaimed Piers, when the waiter had withdrawn.
The young person was not Miss Daubenay, but her personal maid, a rosy damsel, who appeared to be strongly imbued with her mistress’s romantic ideals. She came in heavily veiled, and presented Pen with a sealed letter. While Pen tore it open, and read its agitated message, Piers besieged the girl with urgent questions, to which, however, she only replied with evasive answers, punctuated by giggles.
‘Good gracious!’ exclaimed Pen, deciphering Miss Daubenay’s scrawl. ‘Matters are now desperate! She says she will elope with you.’
‘What?’ Piers abandoned the servant, and strode to Pen’s side. ‘Here, give it to me!’
Pen warded him off. ‘She says they are going to send her to the Wilds of Lincolnshire.’
‘Yes, yes, that is where her grandmother lives! When does she go?’
‘I can’t read it – oh yes, I see! To-morrow morning, with her Papa. She says I am to tell you to
arrange for the elopement this evening, without fail.’
‘Good God!’ Piers snatched the letter from her, and read it for himself. ‘Yes, you are right: she does say tomorrow morning! Pen, if she goes, it will be the end of everything! I never meant to do anything so improper as to elope with her, but I have now no choice! It is not as though her parents disapprove of me, or – or that I am not eligible. If that were so, it would be different. But until they quarrelled – however, talking is to no purpose!’ He turned to the maidservant, who had by this time put back her veil, and was listening to him with her mouth open. ‘Are you in your mistress’s confidence?’ he demanded.
‘Oh yes, sir!’ she assured him, adding with another giggle: ‘Though the master would tear me limb from limb if he knew I was taking letters to you, sir.’
Piers ignored this somewhat exaggerated statement. ‘Tell me, is your mistress indeed resolved upon this course?’
‘Oh!’ said the damsel, clasping her plump hands together, ‘she was never more resolved in her life, sir! “I must Fly!” she says to me, clean distracted. “Lucy,” she says, “I am Utterly Undone, for All is Discovered!” So I popped on my bonnet, sir, and slipped out when Cook’s back was turned, “for,” says my poor young mistress, with tears standing in her eyes fit to break anyone’s heart, “if I am whisked off to Lincolnshire, I shall die!” And so she will sir, no question!’
Pen sat down again, hugging her knees. ‘Nothing could be better!’ she declared. ‘I always liked the notion of your eloping to Gretna Green. In fact, it was my suggestion. Only, Lydia told me that you have no money, Piers. Shall we make Richard pay for the post-chaise?’
‘Certainly not!’ he replied. ‘Of course I have enough money for that !’
‘I think you ought to have four horses,’ she warned him. ‘Posting charges are very high, you know.’
‘Good God, Pen, I’m not penniless! Lydia meant only that I am dependent upon my father. If he refuses to forgive us, I shall be obliged to find some genteel occupation, but I am persuaded that once the deed is done he will very soon come round. Oh, Pen! is she not an angel? I am quite overcome! Is it not affecting that she should trust me so implicitly?’
Pen opened her eyes at this. ‘Why shouldn’t she?’ she asked, surprised.
‘Why shouldn’t she? Really, Pen, you don’t understand in the least! Think of her placing her life, honour, all, in my care!’
‘I don’t see anything wonderful in that,’ replied Pen contemptuously. ‘I think it would be a great deal more extraordinary if she didn’t trust you.’
‘I remember now that you never had much sensibility,’ said Piers. ‘You are such a child!’ He turned again to the interested abigail. ‘Now, Lucy, attend to me! You must take a letter back to your mistress, and assure her besides that I shall not fail. Are you prepared to accompany us to Scotland?’
She gaped at him for a moment, but however strange the idea might have been to her it apparently pleased her, for she nodded vehemently, and said: ‘Oh yes, sir, thank you, sir!’
‘Who ever heard of taking a maid on an elopement?’ demanded Pen.
‘I will not ask Lydia to fly with me without some female to go with her!’ declared Piers nobly.
‘Dear me, I should think she would wish the girl at Jericho!’
‘Lydia is quite unused to waiting upon herself,’ said Piers. ‘Moreover, the presence of her maid must lend respectability to our flight.’
‘Has she a little lap-dog she would like to take with her too?’ asked Pen innocently.
Piers cast her a quelling look, and stalked across the room to a small writing-table near the window. After testing the pen that lay on it, mending it, and dipping it in the standish, he then sat while the ink dried on it, frowning over what he should write to his betrothed. Finally, he dipped the pen in the standish once more, and began to write, punctuating his labour with reminders to Lucy to see that her mistress had a warm cloak, and did not bring too many bandboxes with her.
‘Or the parrot,’ interpolated Pen.
‘Lor’, sir, Miss Lydia hasn’t got any parrot!’
‘If you don’t hold your tongue, Pen –’
‘No little lap-dog either?’ Pen asked incredulously.
‘No, sir, ’deed, no! There’s only her love-birds, the pretty things, and her doves!’
‘Well, you will not have room in the chaise for a dove-cot, but you should certainly bring the love-birds,’ said Pen, with an irrepressible chuckle.
Piers flung down his pen. ‘Another word from you, and I’ll put you out of the room!’
‘No, you won’t, because this is a private parlour, and you are nothing but a guest in it.’
‘But will I tell Miss to bring the love-birds?’ asked Lucy, puzzled.
‘No!’ said Piers. ‘Oh, do stop, Pen! You are driving me distracted! Listen, I have told Lydia that I will have a chaise waiting in the lane behind the house at midnight. Do you think that is too early? Will her parents go to her room as late as that?’
‘No, sir, that they won’t!’ said Lucy. ‘The Major does be such a one for retiring early! He’ll be in bed and asleep by eleven, take my word for it, sir!’
‘Fortunately, it is moonlight,’ Piers said, shaking sand over his letter. ‘Listen, Lucy! I depend upon you to see that your mistress goes early to bed; she must get what sleep she can! And you must wake her at the proper time, do you understand? Can I trust you to pack for her, and to bring her safely to me?’
‘Oh, yes, sir!’ replied Lucy, bobbing a curtsey. ‘For I wouldn’t be left to face the Major, not for ever so!’
‘You had best go back to the house with all possible speed,’ Piers said, applying a wafer to the folded letter, and handing it to her. ‘Mind, now! that letter must not fall into the wrong hands!’
‘If anyone tries to take it from you, you must swallow it,’ put in Pen.
‘Swallow it, sir?’
‘Pay no heed to my friend!’ said Piers hastily. ‘There! Be off with you, and remember that I depend upon your fidelity!’
Lucy curtseyed herself out of the room. Piers looked at Pen, still hugging her knees on the window-seat, and said severely: ‘I suppose you flatter yourself you have been helpful!’
Impish lights danced in her eyes. ‘Oh, I have! Only think if you had had to turn back to fetch the love-birds, which very likely you would have had to do if I had not reminded the abigail about them!’
He could not help grinning. ‘Pen, if she does bring them, I’ll – I’ll turn back just to wring your neck! Now I must go to arrange for the hire of a chaise, and four fast horses.’
‘Where will you find them?’ she asked.
‘There is a posting-house at Keynsham where they keep very tolerable cattle. I shall drive over there immediately.’
‘Famous! Go where you are known, and let the news of your wanting a chaise for midnight spread all over the countryside within three hours!’
He checked. ‘I had not thought of that! The devil! This means I must go into Bristol, and I can ill spare the time, with so much to attend to.’
‘Nothing of the sort!’ said Pen, jumping up. ‘Now I will be helpful indeed! I will drive to Keynsham with you, and I will order the chaise.’
His brow cleared. ‘Oh Pen, will you? But Sir Richard! Will he not object, do you think? Of course, I would take every care of you, but –’
‘No, no, he will not object, I assure you! I shall not tell him anything about it,’ said Pen ingenuously.
‘But that would not be right! And I should not wish to do anything –’
‘I will leave a message for him with the landlord,’ promised Pen. ‘Did you walk into the village, or have you a carriage here?’
‘Oh, I drove in! The gig is in the yard now. I confess, if you feel it would not be
wrong of you to go with me, I should be glad of your help.’
‘Only wait while I get my hat!’ Pen said, and darted off in search of it.
Twelve
Miss Creed and Mr Luttrell, partaking of midday refreshment in Keynsham’s best inn, and exhaustively discussing the details of the elopement, were neither of them troubled by doubts of the wisdom of the gentleman’s whisking his betrothed off to Scotland at a moment when that lady had become entangled in a case of murder. Indeed, Mr Luttrell, a single-minded young man, was in a fair way to forgetting that he had ever had Beverley Brandon to stay with him. He had left his mother trying to write a suitable letter to Lady Saar, and if he thought about the unfortunate affair at all it was to reflect comfortably that Lady Luttrell would do everything that was proper. His conversation was confined almost exclusively to his own immediate problems, but he digressed several times animadvert on Pen’s unconventional exploits.
‘Of course,’ he conceded, ‘it is not so shocking now that you are betrothed to Wyndham, but I own it does surprise me that he – a man of the world! – should have countenanced such a prank. But these Corinthians delight in oddities, I believe! I daresay no one will wonder at it very much. If you were not betrothed it would be different, naturally!’
Pen’s clear gaze met his steadily. ‘I think you make a great bustle about nothing,’ she said.
‘My dear Pen!’ He gave a little laugh. ‘You are such a child! I believe you haven’t the smallest notion of the ways of the world!’
She was obliged to admit that this was true. It occurred to her that since Piers seemed to be well-informed on this subject she might with advantage learn a little from him. ‘If I were not going to marry Richard, would it be very dreadful?’ she asked.