Don’t read any further. Everything’s fine now as it is. Nobody’s been harmed yet. But if you keep on going down the page…I must say you’ll be complicit in murder! So stop!
No?
Sadist. Killer. Fiend! You’re as much to blame as everyone else in the village. Which is to say, you’re a prime suspect. Just as all three hundred of our backwards folk are. That’s right. Everyone in the village is under investigation. Everybody. That’s including the Little Girl Sue as well.
But before we get too much into it, let us review the case thus far.