I, Clifton Calhoun Coy, being of sound mind, do hereby bequeath my entire estate and all the worldly goods that I possess to my niece, Penelope Langley, if she can be found. If she cannot be located, then I care not what becomes of any of my belongings, except that I want Johnny O’Reilly to have my old shotgun. He knows where it’s hidden. The only other thing I ask is that I be laid to rest in a grave beside my lifelong sweetheart, Lorraine, and our baby and that the little graveyard be shown the respect and reverence a final resting place deserves. Witness my hand this 14th day of June, 2005.