‘When?’ demanded Sir Horace. ‘How comes it about that I never heard a word of this before today?’
‘It was rather more than two years ago, and –’
‘That accounts for it, then: I was devilish busy, dealing with Angoulême, and all that set. Must have happened at the time of Toulouse, I dare swear. But when I saw you last year you never spoke a word, Lizzie!’
She was stung by the injustice to this, and said indignantly: ‘I am sure I don’t know how I should have been thinking of such paltry things, with that Monster at large, and the Champs de Mars, and the banks suspending payment, and heaven knows what beside! And you coming over from Brussels without a word of warning, and sitting with me a bare twenty minutes! My head was in a whirl, and if I answered you to the point it is more than I would have bargained for!’
Sir Horace, disregarding this irrelevancy, said, with what for him was strong feeling: ‘Outrageous! I don’t say Ombersley’s not a shocking loose-screw, because there’s no sense in wrapping plain facts up in clean linen, but to be cutting a man out of one’s will and setting up his son to lord it over him – which I’ll be bound he does!’
‘No, no!’ expostulated Lady Ombersley feebly. ‘Charles is fully sensible of what is due to his father! It is not that he is ever lacking in respect, I do assure you! Only poor Ombersley cannot but feel it a little, now that Charles has taken everything into his own hands.’
‘A pretty state of affairs!’
‘Yes, but one comfort is that it is not generally known. And I cannot deny that in some ways it is by far more pleasant. You would scarcely credit it, Horace, but I do believe there is not an unpaid bill in the house!’ A moment’s reflection caused her to modify this statement. ‘At least, I cannot answer for Ombersley, but all those dreadful household accounts, which Eckington – you remember our good Eckington, Ombersley’s agent? – used to pull such a face over; and the fees at Eton and Oxford – everything, my dear brother, Charles takes care of !’
‘You aren’t going to tell me Charles is fool enough to fritter away old Matt Rivenhall’s fortune paying all the expenses of this barrack of a house!’ exclaimed Sir Horace.
‘No. Oh, no! I have not the least head for business, so it is of no use to ask me to explain it to you, but I believe that Charles persuaded his father to – to allow him to administer the estate.’
‘Blackmailed him into it, more like!’ said Sir Horace grimly. ‘Rare times we live in! Mind, I see the boy’s point, Lizzie, but, by God, I’m sorry for you!’
‘Oh, pray believe it’s no such thing!’ cried Lady Ombersley, distressed. ‘I did not wish you to think – to give you cause to suppose that Charles is ever disagreeable, for indeed he is not, except when he is put out of temper, and one must own that he has a great deal to try his patience! Which is why I can’t but feel, dear Horace, that if he does not like me to take charge of Sophia for you, I ought not to tease him!’
‘Fiddlesticks!’ said Sir Horace. ‘And why shouldn’t he like it?’
‘We – we decided not to give any parties this season, beyond what must be thought necessary. It is a most unfortunate circumstance that Charles’s wedding has had to be postponed, on account of a bereavement Miss Wraxton has suffered. One of Lady Brinklow’s sisters, and they will not be out of black gloves for six months. You must know that the Brinklows are very particular in all matters of correct conduct. Eugenia goes only to very quiet parties, and – and naturally one must expect Charles to partake of her sentiments!’
‘Lord, Elizabeth, a man don’t have to wear black gloves for the aunt of a female he ain’t even married to!’
‘Of course not, but Charles seemed to feel – and then there is Charlbury!’
‘What the devil ails him!’
‘Mumps,’ replied Lady Ombersley tragically.
‘He?’ Sir Horace burst out laughing. ‘Well, what a fellow he must be to have mumps when he should be getting married to Cecilia!’
‘Really, Horace, I must say that I think that most unjust of you, for how could he help it? It is so mortifying for him! And, what is more, excessively unfortunate, because I don’t doubt that had he been able to attach Cecilia – which I am sure he must have done, for nothing could be more amiable than his disposition, while his manners and address are just what they ought to be! But girls are so foolish, and take romantical notions into their heads, besides all kinds of encroaching fancies – however, I am happy to think that Cecilia is not one of those dreadful modern misses, and of course she will be guided by her parents! But no one can deny that nothing could be more ill-timed than Charlbury’s mumps!’
Sir Horace, once more opening his snuff-box, regarded her with an amused and a sapient eye. ‘And what is Miss Cecilia’s particular encroaching fancy?’ he enquired.
Lady Ombersley knew that her eldest son would have counselled her to preserve a discreet silence; but the impulse to unburden herself to her brother was too strong to be denied. She said: ‘Well, you will not repeat it, I know, Horace, but the fact is that the silly child thinks she is in love with Augustus Fawnhope!’
‘One of Lutterworth’s boys?’ asked Sir Horace. ‘I don’t think much of that for a match, I must say!’
‘Good heavens, don’t mention such a thing! The youngest son, too, with not the least expectation in the world! But he is a poet.’
‘Very dangerous,’ agreed Sir Horace. ‘Don’t think I ever saw the boy: what’s he like?’
‘Quite beautiful!’ said Lady Ombersley, in despairing accents.
‘What, in the style of Lord Byron? That fellow has a great deal to answer for!’
‘No-no. I mean, he is as fair as Cecilia is herself, and he doesn’t limp, and though his poems are very pretty, bound up in white vellum, they don’t seem to take very well. I mean, not at all like Lord Byron’s. It seems sadly unjust, for I believe it cost a great deal of money to have them printed, and he had to bear the whole – or, rather, Lady Lutterworth did, according to what I have heard.’
‘Now I come to think of it,’ said Sir Horace, ‘I do know the boy. He was with Stuart, in Brussels last year. If you take my advice, you’ll marry Cecilia off to Charlbury as quickly as you can!’
‘Well, and so I would, if only – that is to say, of course I would not, if I thought she held him in aversion! And you must see, Horace, that it is quite out of my power to do anything of the sort when he is in bed with the mumps!’
Sir Horace shook his head. ‘She will marry the poet.’
‘Do not say so! But Charles thinks that I should do wisely not to take her where she is bound to meet the young man, which is another reason why we are living in a quiet style for the present. It is of all things the most awkward! Indeed, sometimes I feel that it would be much easier if the wretched creature were quite ineligible – a fortune-hunter, or a merchant’s son, or something of that nature! One could then forbid him the house, and forbid Cecilia to stand up with him at balls, only it would not be in the least necessary for we should never meet him in society. But naturally one meets the Fawnhopes everywhere! Nothing could be more provoking! And although I am sure Charles’s manner towards him is most repellent, even he acknowledges the impropriety of being so repulsive to him as to offend his family. Almeria Lutterworth is one of my oldest friends!’
Sir Horace, who was already bored with the subject, yawned, and said lazily: ‘I daresay there is no occasion for you to be on the fidgets. The Fawnhopes are all as poor as Church mice, and very likely Lady Lutterworth desires the match as little as you do.’
‘Nothing of the sort!’ she replied, quite crossly. ‘She is foolish beyond permission, Horace! Whatever Augustus wants he must have! She has given me the most unmistakable hints, so that I scarcely knew where to look, much less what to say, except that Lord Charlbury had requested our leave to address Cecilia, and I believed her to be – well, not indifferent to him! It never entered my head that Augustus was so lost to all sense of propriety as to apply to Cecilia witho
ut first approaching Ombersley, yet that is precisely what he has done!’
‘Oh, well!’ said Sir Horace. ‘If she has such a fancy for him, you had better let her take him. It’s not as though she would be marrying beneath her, and if she chooses to be the wife of a penniless younger son it is quite her own affair.’
‘You would not say so if it were Sophia!’ said his sister.
‘Sophy’s not such a fool.’
‘Cecilia is not a fool either,’ declared Lady Ombersley, affronted. ‘If you have seen Augustus you can not wonder at her! No one could help feeling a decided partiality for him! I own, I did myself. But Charles is quite right, as I was soon brought to acknowledge: it would not answer!’
‘Ah, well, when she has her cousin to keep her company it will divert her, and very likely give her thoughts another direction,’ said Sir Horace consolingly.
Lady Ombersley appeared to be much struck by this suggestion. Her face brightened; she said: ‘I wonder if it might be so? She is a little shy, you must know, and does not make friends easily, and since her dear friend, Miss Friston, was married, and has gone to live in the Midlands, there is really no young female with whom she is upon terms of intimacy. Now, if we had dear Sophia to stay with us…’ She broke off, obviously turning plans over in her mind. She was still engaged on this exercise when the door opened, and her eldest son entered the saloon.
The Honourable Charles Rivenhall was twenty-six years old, but a rather harsh-featured countenance, coupled with a manner that combined assurance with a good deal of reserve, made him give the impression of being some years older. He was a tall, powerfully-built young man, who looked as though he would have been better pleased to have been striding over his father’s acres than exchanging civilities in his mother’s sitting-room. He nearly always wore riding-dress in preference to the more fashionable pantaloons and Hessians; tied his cravat in the plainest of styles; would permit only a modicum of starch to stiffen his very moderate shirt-points; wholly disdained such fopperies as seals, fobs, or quizzing-glasses; and offended his tailor by insisting on having his coats cut so that he could shrug himself into them without the assistance of his valet. He had been heard to express the hope that heaven would forbid he should ever be mistaken for one of the dandy-set; but, as his friend, Mr Cyprian Wychbold, kindly pointed out to him, there was not the least need for heavenly intervention in the matter. The dandies, said Mr Wychbold with some severity, were distinguished as much for their polished address as for their exquisite apparel, and were in general an amiable set of men, whose polite manners and winning graces made them acceptable in any drawing-room. As Mr Rivenhall’s notion of making himself agreeable in company was to treat with cold civility anyone for whom he felt no particular liking; and his graces – far from winning – included a trick of staring out of countenance those whose pretensions he deprecated, and of uttering blighting comments, which put an abrupt end to social intercourse, he stood in far greater danger (Mr Wychbold said) of being mistaken for a Yahoo.
As he shut the door behind him, his mother looked up, started slightly, and said with a nervous inflection which annoyed her brother: ‘Oh! Charles! Only fancy! Your Uncle Horace!’
‘So Dassett informed me,’ responded Mr Rivenhall. ‘How do you do, sir?’
He shook hands with his uncle, drew up a chair, and sat down, civilly engaging Sir Horace in conversation. His mother, fidgeting first with the fringe of her shawl and then with her handkerchief, presently broke in on this interchange to say: ‘Charles, you remember Sophia? Your little cousin?’
Mr Rivenhall did not present the appearance of one who remembered his little cousin, but he said in his cool way: ‘Certainly. I hope she is well, sir?’
‘Never had a day’s illness in her life, barring the measles,’ said Sir Horace. ‘You’ll see her for yourself soon; your mother is going to take charge of her while I’m in Brazil.’
It was plain that this way of breaking the news did not recommend itself to Lady Ombersley, who at once hurried into speech. ‘Well, of course it is not quite decided yet, though I am sure there is nothing I should like better than to have my dear brother’s daughter to stay with me. I was thinking, too, Charles, that it would be so pleasant for Cecilia: Sophia and she are nearly the same age, you know.’
‘Brazil?’ said Mr Rivenhall. ‘That should be very interesting, I daresay. Do you make a long stay there, sir?’
‘Oh, no!’ replied Sir Horace vaguely. ‘Probably not. It will depend upon circumstance. I have been telling your mother that I shall be much in her debt if she can find an eligible husband for my Sophy. It’s time she was married, and your mother seems, from what I hear, to be quite a dab in that line. I understand I have to offer you my felicitations, my boy?’
‘Thank you: yes,’ said Mr Rivenhall, with a slight bow.
‘If you should not dislike it, Charles, I own I should be very happy to have Sophia,’ said Lady Ombersley placatingly.
He cast her an impatient glance, and replied: ‘I beg you will do precisely as you wish, ma’am. I cannot conceive what business it is of mine.’
‘Of course I have explained to your uncle that we lead very quiet lives.’
‘She won’t give a fig for that,’ said Sir Horace comfortably. ‘She’s a good little thing: never at a loss for something to occupy herself with. Just as happy in a Spanish village as in Vienna, or Brussels.’
At this, Lady Ombersley sat up with a jerk. ‘Do not tell me you dragged the child to Brussels last year!’
‘Of course she was in Brussels! Where the devil should she have been?’ replied Sir Horace testily. ‘You wouldn’t have had me leave her in Vienna, would you? Besides, she enjoyed it. We met a great many old friends there.’
‘The danger!’
‘Oh, pooh! Nonsense! Precious little of that with Wellington in command!’
‘When, sir, may we have the pleasure of expecting my cousin?’ interposed Mr Rivenhall. ‘We must hope that she will not find life in London too humdrum after the superior excitement of the Continent.’
‘Not she!’ said Sir Horace. ‘I never knew Sophy when she wasn’t always busy with some ploy or another. Give her her head! I always do, and she never comes to any harm. Don’t quite know when she’ll be with you. She’s bound to want to see the last of me, but she’ll post up to London as soon as I’ve sailed.’
‘Post up to London as soon as – Horace, surely you will bring her to me!’ gasped his sister, quite scandalized. ‘A girl of her age, travelling alone! I never heard of such a thing!’
‘Won’t be alone. She’ll have her maid with her – dragon of a woman, she is: journeyed all over Europe with us! – and John Potton as well.’ He caught sight of his nephew’s raised brows, and felt himself impelled to add: ‘Groom – courier – general factotum! Looked after Sophy since she was a baby.’ He drew out his watch, and consulted it. ‘Well, now that we’ve settled everything, I must be off, Lizzie. I shall rely upon you to take care of Sophy, and look about you for a match. It’s important, because – but I’ve no time to explain that now! She’ll tell you all about it, I expect.’
‘But, Horace, we have not settled everything!’ protested his sister. ‘And Ombersley will be disappointed not to see you! I hoped you would dine with us!’
‘No, I can’t do that,’ he replied. ‘I’m dining at Carlton House. You may give my respects to Ombersley: daresay I shall see him again one of these days!’
He then kissed her in a perfunctory style, bestowed another of his hearty pats upon her shoulder, and took himself off, followed by his nephew. ‘Just as if I had nothing more to wish for!’ Lady Ombersley said indignantly, when Charles came back into the room. ‘And I have not the least notion when that child is to come to me!’
‘It doesn’t signify,’ said Charles, with an indifference she found exasperating. ‘You will give orders for a room to be prepared for her, I suppose, and she may come when she pleases. It’s to be hoped Cecilia likes her, since I i
magine she will be obliged to see the most of her.’
‘Poor little thing!’ sighed Lady Ombersley. ‘I declare I quite long to mother her, Charles! What a strange, lonely life she must lead!’
‘Strange certainly; hardly lonely, if she has been acting hostess for my uncle. I must suppose that she has had some older lady to live with her: a governess, or some such thing.’
‘Indeed, one would think it must have been so, but your uncle distinctly told me that the governess died when they were in Vienna! I do not like to say such a thing of my only brother, but really it seems as though Horace is quite unfit to have the care of a daughter!’
‘Extremely unfit,’ he said dryly. ‘I trust you will not have cause to regret your kindness, Mama.’
‘Oh, no, I am sure I shall not!’ she said. ‘Your uncle spoke of her in such a way that gave me the greatest desire to welcome her! Poor child, I fear she has not been used to having her wishes or her comfort much considered! I could almost have been angry with Horace when he would keep on telling me that she is a good little thing, and had never been a worry to him! I daresay he has never allowed anyone to be a worry to him, for a more selfish man I believe you could hardly meet! Sophia must have her poor mother’s sweet disposition: I have no doubt of her being a charming companion for Cecilia.’
‘I hope so,’ said Charles. ‘And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy’s floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it.’
Lady Ombersley took the proffered missive, and looked at it in dismay. ‘What shall I do with it?’ she asked.
‘Put it on the fire,’ he recommended.