The Last Viking
By
Sandra Hill
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CONTENTS
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
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Chapter One
A distant land, A.D. 997
Geirolf let out a wild Viking battle cry before burying his face in Ingrid's massive breasts.
She was woodenly unimpressed.
He roared his outrage. Then, still clutching her voluptuous figure, he jumped from the rail of his splintering, already sinking longship into the roiling seas... and certain death.
Ah, well, 'tis the fate of many Viking warriors, and better than most, Geirolf thought fatalistically as a pool sucked him under, swirling his body unconsciously, faster and faster, into the briny depths. 'Twill be over soon... even now the Valkyries should be coming to lead me into Asgard, the hall of the gods, where a grand feast surely awaits me in the afterlife. I hope 'tis Asgard, and not Hell. After all I endured this day, I misdoubt I deserve the underworld.
Still holding his breath, he hugged Ingrid closer—his companion in death-and chuckled silently. Mayhap this night I will get my very own bedmate with breasts as magnificent as yours, sweet Ingrid.
But then some instinct moved inside Geirolf, perchance the warrior reflex. He'd been trained from boyhood to fight to the bitter end. He would not yield now like a wet-nosed pup!
Nay! Damn the gods! I am Geirolf Ericsson of the noble Yngling clan. The blood of kings runs in my veins. I am a master shipbuilder and a fierce soldier. I will not die yet. Honor demands I complete my pledge-mission for my father. Lives depend on me. I... refuse... to... surrender.
Kicking out with powerful thrusts of his legs, Geirolf escaped the whirlpool's briny grave and rose swiftly, like a dolphin, to the surface of a strangely calm sea.
With a toss of his head, he cast the wet swath of his long hair over his shoulder. And, to his great surprise, it was Ingrid and her glorious breasts that kept him afloat, bobbing gently on the ocean waves. Ingrid—the outlandishly carved figurehead of a buxom, blonde-haired goddess.
More than three years past, his brother Jorund had given him, as a coarse jest, the wooden sculpture of a woman's upper torso to embellish the prow of his newest dragonship, Fierce Wolf. Fortunately, Geirolf had been able to grab onto the figurehead when his vessel began to shatter apart moments ago.
Geirolf laughed joyously at the irony. Saved by a woman's tits. His mother, Lady Asgar, a Christian of Saxon birth, would say it was the One-God's just retribution against her youngest son's wild life of licentiousness. His father, Jarl Eric Tryggvason, ever the Viking, would hoot with laughter at the lewd paradox.
Geirolf's latest leman—sweet Alyce of Hedeby would cluck with disapproval, then merely smile her pleasure at his being alive, no matter the means.
He gave Ingrid's left nipple-the size of a fat, sun-drenched grape a quick lick of salty appreciation. And hoped belatedly that he didn't get a splinter in his tongue.
By the fading light of the Demon's Moon—the odd celestial apparition that had drawn him to this dangerous location—he gazed fondly at his stiff companion and relaxed. His fate was in the hands of the heavenly beings now. He could only believe that Odin had chosen to deliver him from that evil Storr Grimmsson, the villainous outlaw who'd killed or captured his entire crew of loyal sailors a sennight ago, sparing only Geirolf to a crippled vessel and stormy seas.
Pondering all that had happened to him, Geirolf decided that the Norse All-God must have some other destiny in mind for him. Thus resigned, he gave himself up to the rhythmic current.
He knew not where he was, long ago having lost his star bearings under the exotic aura of the Demon's Moon... surely farther west than any Viking adventurer had traveled afore. Even Eirik the Red. He would have much to tell the skalds at his father's court in Vestfold. Of a certainty, the skilled storytellers would weave sagas telling of his great bravery for eons to come. If ever he returned, that is.
Nay, he would not think doomful thoughts. I must return, he vowed, rubbing one palm over his wide leather belt, grasping the heavy clasp that hid the sacred talisman. Otherwise, there was no point to the endless journeying. No point to the bloody battle with Storr. No point to all the lost lives. Yea, I must return the relic to its rightful place, as directed by my father.
With a long sigh, he fought his fluttering eyelids and a soul-deep exhaustion. He was so weary and battle sore. If only he could rest for a moment. But, nay, he had to be alert for omens, for any sign from the gods that would steer him toward his future.
At dawn, Geirolf forced open his bleary eyes—he must have dozed, after all—and saw his sign. Thanks be to Odin! It was a half-completed longboat sitting on a grassy knoll atop a craggy cliff. Just waiting for him.
"Come, Ingrid," he shouted jubilantly to his figure-head companion, tucked now under his left arm. With renewed vigor, he swam for shore as the sun began to rise. "There is the ship that will take us home. Destiny. Yea, I will call it Fierce Destiny."
Maine, A.D. 1997
"No way! You are not putting breasts on the figure-head of my ship," Meredith Foster declared,. shaking her head indignantly.
Her grad assistant, Mike Johnson, gave her an impatient scowl as he rolled up the sketches he'd prepared for her approval. "Now, now, Dr. Foster. I've researched the figureheads of tenth-century Viking ships, and it wasn't unusual to have a favorite goddess adorn the prow."
Meredith tapped a pencil on her desk and peered at him over the top of her reading glasses, trying to determine if he was serious or not. The ex-Marine, who still clipped his blond hair in a short G.I. cut and wore old U.S. Army T-shirts with his jeans, had a dry sense of humor. And he often ribbed her, thinking her much too serious and overly engrossed in her work.
"It was just as usual to have animal heads, Mister Johnson. Give me a dragon, or a serpent. No buxom bimbos."
He grinned.
"And don't think I missed the fact that this particular woman looks a lot like Sharon Stone," she added.
In the few months she'd come to know her handsome grad assistant, a doctoral candidate in Dark-Age Norse culture, he'd made no bones about the fact that Sharon Stone was the one woman he'd most like to be stranded with, just about anywhere. Sometimes, she suspected that he talked about the movie sex symbol to cover his pain over losing his young wife two years before in a freak skiing accident. "Remember, we're going for historical accuracy here. And Sharon Stone is pure anachronism."
Mike rolled his shoulders in a "Hey, it was worth a shot" shrug, and then tried another tactic. "I could always put a bra on the babe."
Meredith lifted a brow. "My friend, a Wonder Bra and a forklift wouldn't hold up the pair you've drawn on those blueprints."
Mike's eyes widened with surprise at her unaccustomed playfulness, but he came back real quick. "How about if it's a male figurehead and another kind of... endowment? Then, would it be okay?"
"Not even if it was Mel Gibson in a kilt."
They exchanged warm smiles, and Meredith was glad she'd relaxed her standard formality with Mike. It felt good, for a change, to act... well, normal.
"Besides, we have more important concerns right now,"
she noted. "Spring break is about over, and we still haven't found a competent carpenter to head the project. Now that the temperate weather is here, I'd like to resume building."
With a nod of agreement, the young man slid into a chair in front of her desk, bracing one ankle on a knee.
"I worked with your grandfather for over a year on the 'Trondheim Longboat Venture,' but he was the master builder. When he died last fall, everything just came to a screeching halt."
A screeching halt? Yes, Meredith knew that better than anyone. Gramps had been the light of her life, her lodestone in a world that had become increasingly lonely and alien after her bitter divorce three years before. What would she do without his sage advice and unconditional love?
"I'd be perfectly willing to take over," Mike continued, "but I just don't have the talent to oversee all these students. I can sand wood and do grunt work with the best of them, but that's about it."
"I know, and I appreciate all the help you've given me so far." Brushing a strand of flyaway hair behind her ear, she unconsciously tucked it into the loose knot at the nape of her neck, thinking over their mutual problem. "It's too bad we got so few responses to the ads we placed in the Bangor newspapers, and none of them qualified. Maybe one of the archaeological periodicals my brother recommended will bring some interested soul out of the woodwork."
"Hey, expert carpenters want a hell of a lot more money than we can afford with nonprofit finding."
"Someone will show up," she asserted. Even if I have to pay top dollar out of my own trust fond. Anything to make Gramps's dream come true. "In the meantime, we can start the students on menial tasks."
"Like hand-sanding, right? With sand, the way primitive shipbuilders did it, right?" Mike grumbled.
Sanding was an endless, tedious task everyone hated.
"Right." She smiled and pushed her glasses up her nose. "And see what the woodworking shop can do in terms of an animal prow. I don't care if it's an elephant. Just no obscene body parts."
"If you insist," Mike muttered as he walked out of her office. "An elephant? Geez, who ever heard of a Republican longship? Talk about anachronisms!"
Darkness blanketed the countryside by the time Meredith had finished working for the day and was driving up the long lane to the cottage recently bequeathed to her. The one-bedroom A-frame, built with her grandfather's own hands on a desolate cliff overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, held so many memories for Meredith.
As children, she and her older brother Jared and her younger sister Jillian had been shipped off to Maine each summer while their parents, engrossed in significant work as noted Professors of medieval studies at Princeton University, went off to teach or on one research expedition or another to museums and archaeological digs.
Gram had been alive then, too, and the smells of Gramps's woodcarving and Gram's fresh-baked bread and home-cooked meals filled the house. Meredith wasn't even sure if her own mother knew how to cook, so preoccupied had she always been with her career.
Not that culinary arts were an essential motherly skill.
A live-in housekeeper had taken care of those domestic tasks.
Contemplating the house now as she got closer, Meredith realized how small it was, and how simple.
Funny, she'd never noticed before. But then, now that she thought about it, while Gramps and Gram had slept in the upstairs loft, she and her brother and sister had bedded down in sleeping bags on the living room floor, or outdoors in warm weather next to the pool. They'd never minded.
So much love! That was what she remembered most... the love Gram and Gramps had clearly shown for each other, and toward their beloved grandchildren.
Now, all that was gone.
Fighting the tightness in her throat, Meredith gave a cursory glance to the half-completed longship, highlighted momentarily in her headlights. Gramps had decided to build the project on the vacant lot next to his house, rather than on the Oxley College campus, which was too far inland. Besides, Gramps had told her in his letters that his students loved to come up to the remote spot, often combining their work with picnics, or climbing down the treacherous cliffside for a quick dip in the ocean.
She retrieved her briefcase and a small bag of groceries from the back seat and approached the dark house. There was something so sad about an empty house at the end of the day. That was the only thing she missed about her marriage to Jeffrey.
Usually, he'd gotten home early from Columbia where they'd both been professors. In the early years—the happier days—he'd already started dinner by the time she got home. Violin sonatas by Vivaldi had been playing on the stereo. And a glass of chilled Chenin Blanc and a warm smile had greeted her as she opened the door. Sometimes, he'd even welcomed her in other ways.
Well, those days were gone forever. And good riddance!
As she opened the door to the cottage, she did get a greeting, though. And a big surprise.
No sooner did she step into the entryway than a rough arm wrapped around her waist from behind, lifting her off the floor, and a knife was pressed against the side of her neck. The grocery bag fell with a thud, ripping, and her briefcase snapped open, spilling its contents.
"Let me go!" she shrieked, kicking out with her sensible loafers—which she desperately wished were hiking boots—against a bare shinbone. Her flailing arms hit a thigh, and it was nude, too. And hairy. Oh, no, the guy must be naked. Please, God, not rape!
Frightened and outraged, she screamed as loud and as long as she could, clawing at the brute's arms.
Her attacker didn't release his hold on her one iota, just muttered an incoherent breathy expletive against her exposed neck, followed by a single guttural command that sounded something like, "Kyrr!"
The only light in the pitch-black house came from the reflection of a roaring blaze in the fireplace, in the living room up ahead, and a full moon partially visible through the French doors leading to an ocean-view patio.
A fire? Her assailant had taken the time to build a cozy fire? She groaned, concluding that he must, indeed, be a rapist and that he planned a lengthy assault.
She also recalled in a flash of terror that this was Friday night. A whole weekend stretched ahead of her in which no one would notice her absence or come searching for her.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Where's my Mace? To her chagrin, Meredith saw the can rolling toward the kitchen, along with three oranges, her favorite Parker pen, and a handful of change from her wallet. Be calm. Remember your self-defense classes. Take time. Think before acting.
Think? Hah! She was a clueless amoeba on the brain chain right now. A screaming clueless amoeba.
The man carried her into the living room with her legs still dangling a foot off the hardwood floor. She assumed it was a man because of his height and strength and the size of the hairy forearm crammed against her abdomen, way too close to the undersides of her breasts. Callused fingers snagged her silk blouse.
He smelled of salt water, wet leather, and apples.
Apples? A quick glance showed a half dozen McIntosh apples missing from the bowl she'd placed in the center of her coffee table this morning. Their cores were thrown carelessly on the floor. The pig!
Meredith tried to peer back at him, but the blade at her throat prevented movement. So, still kicking and screeching, she back-jabbed him with her elbows. It was like hitting a brick wall, even though she just about knocked her arms out of the shoulder sockets with the force of her efforts.
With a curse of "Blód hel!" the wretch threw her to the sofa onto her back. Coming down on top of her with a suffocating whoosh, he leaned over her, practically nose to nose, brandishing the weapon, which she recognized now as Gramps's favorite carving knife. He spat out his earlier order, more clearly this time, though with a foreign accent, "Kyrr!"
Her befuddled mind registered the guttural word.
Ancient sounding, like Old English. Having a doctorate in medieval studies, she was well-versed in Dark and Middle Age languages.
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bsp; Meredith frowned in confusion, panting for air, bucking upward, to no avail. The gorilla must weigh well over two hundred pounds. And there were intimate parts of his anatomy that were becoming familiar with intimate parts of her anatomy. The possibility of rape loomed its ugly head once again.
But then, the hairs stood out on the back of her neck in seaming, and a strange niggling tugged at her memory. The word and the dialect were similar to Old English, but different.
Oh, my goodness! "Kyrr!" was the Old Norse word for "Be still." She ought to know, having spent her honeymoon with Jeffrey a lifetime ago in Iceland where a version of the archaic language was still spoken. Jeffrey had convinced her that combining a honeymoon and research was a sensible idea. All she remembered was the cold.
He let loose with a long string of foreign words.
Heart hammering at the disconcerting pressure of his body, not to mention the danger, she Puzzled over each of the separate words, deducing finally that he was asking in some convoluted combination of Old Norse and Old English, "Who are you, woman?" Her interpretation was reinforced when he added, "Hvađ heitir pú?" which definitely meant, "What's your name?"
"Dr. Meredith Foster," she squeaked out. A burglar fluent in medieval languages? Must be one of Mike's friends. A joke.
"Dock-whore Merry-Death," he repeated slowly, his breath feathering against her lips. Apple breath.
You'd think Mike could do better than a bloomin' Johnny Appleseed. "Merry-Death," he said again, slowly, testing her name on his tongue.
She wasn't about to correct his mispronunciation, just in case he wasn't a prankster. And, yes, she'd like to kill him and Mike, too, merrily, for scaring her to death.
"Geirolf, " he said, pointing at himself, "ég heiti Geirolf. "
"Great. Now that we've got the introductions out of the way, Rolf, baby, how about getting off of me? So far, there's no real harm done, but you must weigh a ton, and you're wrinkling my best Yves St. Laurent blouse, and..."
Her words trailed off as he lifted himself off her and stood in one smooth motion-remarkable for a man his size. Her mouth dropped open in shock at her first good glimpse of her attacker.