Chapter Twelve
Durima had never liked Zamis, the Ghostly God's island. It was partly due to the bad memories she associated with the place, as the Ghostly God had punished her here many times, but it was also due to the strange nature of the island itself.
Zamis—which was located somewhere in the southern seas, but where, Durima didn't know, as its location seemed to change every day—was not very large. It only seemed big because of the thick jungle that towered over her. The jungle reminded her of the jungle on Ikadori Island, the domain of the Loner God, which she had only visited once but which had left a strong impression on her due to its eerie silence.
But unlike Ikadori Island, the jungle here was never silent. There was always the sound of animals rustling in the trees, insects buzzing in the air, and the wind blowing through the leaves. Sometimes it would rain heavily for days on end and then abruptly stop, leaving the jungle even stickier than normal.
Exactly what kind of creatures lived on Zamis, Durima didn't know. She had never taken the opportunity to explore it, mostly because the Ghostly God kept her too busy to even think about doing that kind of exploration. Nonetheless, whenever she came back to visit, Durima would sometimes catch glimpses of yellow monkey-like creatures in the treetops, but they always vanished the moment she tried to focus on them.
There wasn't much in the way of what mortals might call 'civilization' here. A rough path—largely cut out by Durima and Gujak to make it easier for them to reach the beach—led from the southern beach to the center of the island, but beyond that, it was obvious that no mortal had ever set foot here, or would ever set foot here. The island was ruled by the Ghostly God, but only in theory. In practice, nature ruled with an iron fist.
Now there was a reason Durima was thinking about all of this, even though none of it was new information to her. She and Gujak had arrived on Zamis about ten minutes ago, landing in the wide clearing in the middle of the jungle where the Ghostly God lived. She was thinking about this in order to distract her mind from thinking about what the Ghostly God was going to do to her and Gujak once he found out about their failure.
Of course, it was harder to distract her mind from such gloomy thoughts when she and Gujak now stood on the front porch of the Ghostly God's mansion. It was a two-story building, with a broken window on the first floor next to the front door. The roof was missing several shingles and the front door was kept closed only by a simple, rusted lock that never really worked anyway.
The mansion was perhaps the strangest feature on Zamis. How old it was, who built it, and why, Durima didn't know. It certainly didn't look like something built by a katabans or a god. It reminded Durima of the massive mansions in the Northern Isles, the ones some mortals lived in, but why a building either built by or based on something mortals had made existed in the southern seas, of all places, she didn't know.
Master never thought it important to tell us about that, Durima thought, watching as Gujak undid the latch on the front door. He never tells us anything unless it's directly relevant to whatever job he's given us.
A flash of blue light appeared out of the corner of Durima's eye. She looked up and saw that the westernmost window on the second story was glowing. That was the Ghostly God's room, which meant that he was indeed here and not anywhere else.
Of course Master is here, Durima thought with a scowl as Gujak opened the front door and walked inside. Master is hardly what I'd call a socialite. He doesn't even socialize with his fellow gods.
Durima followed Gujak into the mansion, but only reluctantly. While the outside was warm and muggy, inside the mansion, it was freezing and crisp, like the Great Berg, although not quite as cold.
The foyer they had entered looked much as it always had. Torn, graying curtains hung on the windows, while a moth-eaten carpet was spread out on the floor before them. Empty painting frames hung on the walls, while an equally empty stone podium stood in the center. There must have been a statue on it at some point, but what happened to the statue was another mystery Durima did not have the answer to.
Durima continued following Gujak, who was now climbing up the steep staircase that led to the second floor. The steps creaked and groaned under their feet, a familiar sound that Durima had heard many times over the years. Sometimes she thought she heard the steps actually whispering under her feet, but she dismissed it as her fear making her hear things that weren't there.
When they reached the top of the steps, they turned to the left and began walking down the long hallway all the way to the end. A door, looking as withered and beaten as the front door, stood at the end of the hall. Flashes of blue light shone underneath it, making Durima briefly wonder what the Ghostly God was up to until she realized that that was none of her business.
Besides, whatever it is, it is probably gruesome and nightmarish, Durima thought as Gujak fumbled with this door's latch, just like with the front door.
That may have seemed harsh, but it was true. The Ghostly God spent much of his time studying the spirits of the far gone. Although he was the God of Ghosts and Mist, he always said that what lay beyond the veil of death was a mystery even to him. Hence why he spent so much time studying ghosts and spirits and the concept of the afterlife in general. For whatever reason, he wanted to know what lay beyond death.
In that respect, I guess he's no different from the rest of us, Durima thought. Maybe that's why he wanted us to find Braim Kotogs' grave. Perhaps he thought it might hold the answers he is looking for.
Her thoughts were interrupted when Gujak said, “Okay. Got it,” and opened the door. Bracing herself for the Ghostly God's inevitable burst of anger at their failure, Durima went in after Gujak, her mind racing as she struggled to come up with any excuse to help mitigate Master's anger.
The room they had stepped into was very plain, although not entirely so. Coffins ran along the walls, almost like bookshelves, and like bookshelves, these coffins were packed tightly together. Those coffins usually contained the bodies of recently deceased mortals and katabans, a fact Durima had learned a while ago when she had seen the Ghostly God open one of them.
But that was not what had grabbed her attention. Instead, her attention was drawn to the hulking figure in the center of the room. He sat with his back to them, his head down like he was reading some kind of book. He didn't even seem to have heard them enter, but of course, he must have, as they hadn't been exactly silent.
“Durima, Gujak,” said the Ghostly God, his voice very quiet, though Durima and Gujak jumped to attention anyway. “You have returned later than I expected.”
Durima kept the trembling out of her voice as best as she could. “We apologize for our lateness, Master. We faced several unexpected issues at North Academy, including an automaton guardian.”
“Automaton?” said the Ghostly God, still without turning to face them. The sound of a book slamming shut followed that word. “Is my sister giving out her children to mortals now? I wonder what happened to the Mechanical Goddess I once knew, the one who would lure mortals into her body and then allow her siblings to feast on them? I suppose she must have died when she met that mortal prince from the north. Weakling.”
Durima was used to hearing the Ghostly God badmouth his siblings. He usually criticized his northern siblings due to their love of mortals, but he had choice words for his southern siblings as well. That made Durima wonder if the reason he was often alone had less to do with his disinterest in socializing and more to do with his rudeness towards the other gods.
“Not that it matters, one way or the other,” said the Ghostly God. “I don't care what my siblings do, as long as they do not get in my way. Did any of my siblings get in your way?”
“N-No, sir,” said Gujak, shaking his head. “We didn't face any opposition from any of the gods, whether northern or southern. It was mostly the mortal mages who got in our way. They didn't appreciate our breaking into their school and causing so much trouble.”
“Of course they wou
ldn't,” said the Ghostly God. “Anyway, I clearly should not ask if they captured you because Uron told me that they did. You two are very good at failing spectacularly at whatever I ask you to do.”
Durima bit her lower lip. The Ghostly God was always saying things like that. She didn't think he actually meant it, seeing as he hadn't fired them yet, but he always focused on their failures. In fact, Durima couldn't even remember the last time the Ghostly God had actually congratulated or thanked her or Gujak for doing a job well done.
“I assume you did not tell the mages anything of importance?” said the Ghostly God. “Uron tells me that you managed to avoid revealing my identity to the enemy.”
Durima could not help but feel a little proud about that. “Yes. We withstood their harsh interrogation techniques and—”
“It doesn't matter,” said the Ghostly God, waving one hand to silence her. “They caught my other servant, my spy within the school. She is a weakling who will probably tell them everything. Mortals tend to put self-preservation above everything else, which is why I rarely employ them.”
“Hold on a minute,” said Gujak. “Excuse me, Master, but I didn't know you had another servant in the school. I thought it was just me and Durima.”
The Ghostly God sighed. “Did you forget the part where I said that you two always fail? I had to employ a third servant to deal with any problems that might arise while you were trying to break in. Clearly, however, I made a mistake in trusting her, as she obviously did not deal with every possible problem that could affect your mission.”
“What does this mean, then, sir?” said Durima. She hastily added, “If I may ask.”
“It means that I will have to avoid hiring mortals again,” said the Ghostly God. “And it means that Skimif will likely be paying me a visit sometime soon. He will undoubtedly want to make sure I am not up to no good, as though I am a little child who needs to be looked after.”
The Ghostly God's words had a venomous tinge to them, which didn't surprise Durima. Any time Durima heard the gods talking about Skimif, they never sounded happy about him at all. Even if they didn't actually insult him, the tone they used was usually enough for Durima to guess how they felt about him.
“Are you still going to punish us?” Gujak asked in a breathless voice, like he was trying to get all of it out quickly. “Because Uron gave us a note you wrote that said you were going to punish us even if we succeeded, uh, sir.”
The Ghostly God did not move for a minute. “No. Not today.”
Gujak let out a huge sigh of relief. Durima wanted to join him, but she sensed that the Ghostly God was not happy about that, so she didn't.
“I cannot afford to have cripples working under me, not in this situation,” said the Ghostly God. “With that silly mortal woman out of the picture, I now only have you two buffoons and Uron. I must therefore be careful with how I treat you, lest I end up with no servants at all.”
Durima was so relieved that they were not going to be punished that she almost felt like jumping for joy. Then she remembered that the Ghostly God was putting off their punishment until later, which dampened her happiness somewhat.
“Speaking of Uron, sir,” said Gujak, whose voice shook with a kind of repressed happiness, like he also realized that the Ghostly God would not appreciate any overt displays of joy in his presence, “where is he? I thought for sure that he would be here when we returned.”
A low hiss behind them caused Durima to jump. She didn't even get a chance to look over her shoulder because a moment later Uron slithered past her, a large, purplish-black snake at least as long as a fully-grown oak. Uron didn't look at either her or Gujak as it went over to the Ghostly God, where it curled up neatly by his side, looking almost like an obedient dog rather than a disgusting reptile.
“He is right here,” said the Ghostly God, a hint of sarcasm in his voice. He lifted his hand and patted Uron on the head. “Unlike you two, Uron is always at my side, ready to do what I ask efficiently and without complaint.”
Although Uron did not flinch or pull away when the Ghostly God patted his head, Durima thought that the snake looked a little put off by being touched in that way. It might have just been her imagination, of course, as snakes did not have easy-to-read facial expressions.
“So what are we going to do now, Master?” said Gujak. “If Skimif is going to come and put an end to your plans, does that mean that we are going to give up?”
The Ghostly God's hand froze on Uron's head. “Give up? Of course not. It is a setback, a minor one at that, and nothing more. I still have an important mission for you two to take. A very important mission.”
“We'll complete it to the best of our ability, sir,” said Gujak. “Just tell us what it is and we'll get on it.”
Yet the Ghostly God did not respond to Gujak immediately. He tilted his head to the side, toward Uron, almost as if he was listening to the snake talk. That was ridiculous, obviously, seeing as Uron was not even hissing at the moment.
But in some ways, it was not that strange. Ever since the Ghostly God had taken on Uron as his pet/servant, he had behaved this way every time he sent Durima and Gujak on some mission. At times, the Ghostly God's eyes would glaze over, as if he was not himself. He only ever acted that way whenever Uron was around. When the snake was nowhere to be seen, he usually acted like his normal self.
There's something not right about that snake, Durima thought, looking at Uron carefully. But for the life of me, I can't figure out what.
Then the Ghostly God's head snapped up straight. “All right. Your mission is simple. I want you two to go to Bleak Rock, a tiny spit of land hundreds of miles to the east of here, and retrieve an important object hidden there. It is a gauntlet.”
Durima knew what Bleak Rock was. It was an island that was allegedly home to the Mysterious One, the so-called God of Mystery and Magic, who may or may not actually exist. The island was generally avoided by everyone, even by the gods themselves, because of its strange, eerie aura, in which magic generally did not work the way it was supposed to.
Durima herself had never been to Bleak Rock. She was not superstitious, but she was wary of anything she couldn't explain rationally. She had heard plenty of stories about it from other katabans, though, including one story where a katabans explorer had entered it, only to never return.
“Bleak Rock, sir?” said Gujak. “What kind of gauntlet is hidden there?”
“You do not need to know,” said the Ghostly God. “Uron says … I mean, it is important to my plans. It shouldn't be hard to find.”
“Sir,” said Gujak, “while I am in no way, shape, or form afraid of Bleak Rock, rumor says that it's the home of the Mysterious One.”
Durima rolled her eyes. The Mysterious One was a myth and a legend. She thought everyone knew that. She supposed it made sense that Gujak would believe in that story because Gujak was as naïve as a young child.
“And?” said the Ghostly God. “What difference does that make?”
“Well, I was just thinking that the other gods don't like it when the servants of their fellow gods enter their domain without their permission,” said Gujak. “I mean, of course, sir, you are free to do what you like and as your loyal servants we must obey you no matter what, but I was just wondering if you had already spoken with the Mysterious One about it.”
The Ghostly God growled. “The Mysterious One is a myth designed by my siblings to explain something we can't. Bleak Rock is under the domain of no god or goddess. Anyone is free to take the island for their own purposes, if they want it, but the rest of my siblings are too superstitious to claim it. Which will make your mission that much easier, although knowing you two, you will probably find a way to mess it up even then.”
“We will do our best, sir,” said Gujak, saluting the Ghostly God. “We'll go to Bleak Rock, find that gauntlet, and return without delay.”
Perhaps Gujak thought that by saying that he was going to win the Ghostly God's favor. Durima knew bette
r than that. No matter how this next mission worked out, the Ghostly God would still punish them for their failing the last mission. Acting like a sycophant would do nothing except possibly make the Ghostly God like them even less.
The Ghostly God continued to stroke Uron's head. “Then what are you two still doing here? Leave me at once. I don't want either of you here when Skimif shows up to question me.”
Durima turned to leave without saying another word, as she didn't want to aggravate the Ghostly God anymore than they already had.
Then she noticed Gujak was still standing there. He looked like he was about to ask a question. What question that was, Durima didn't know, but she had a feeling it was going to be stupid, so she reached out to grab his arm and drag her along behind him so they could leave for Bleak Rock.
But then Gujak asked, in a hurried voice, “But what about your servant back in North Academy? The one you said was captured by the mages?”
“What about her?” said the Ghostly God. “Do you think I am going to send someone to rescue her? Of course not. If she is weak enough to be captured like that, then I want nothing to do with her anymore. I do not waste time with fools like her.”
“Oh, of course,” said Gujak, rubbing his hands together nervously. “But while I would never, ever think to question your orders, what about the grave of Braim Kotogs? I mean, we failed to reach it. Don't you still want us to get it for you?”
“Don't worry about it,” said the Ghostly God. “One of the rules I live by is that you should never send a katabans to do a job for a god. And clearly, this is a job for a god like myself.”
His voice sounded distorted for just a moment, almost like someone was talking through him, but then his voice returned to normal. Durima concluded that she was probably just hearing things. Not surprising, considering her age.
Then the Ghostly God stood up. At his full height, his head almost scraped against the ceiling, and as he turned around to face them, Durima could not help but gaze upon their Master's face and body, even though she had seen both many times before.
The Ghostly God wore pale white armor, nearly as thick as the trunks of the trees that grew in the jungle outside of the mansion. His face was vaguely humanoid, with two glowing green eyes and a mouth full of crooked teeth, but his skin was so pale that she could almost see the veins under his body. His fingers appeared to be made out of metal, like they had been constructed by a blacksmith. A slim book was grasped between the fingers of his right hand, but Durima did not know what the book's title or author was.
“Now,” said the Ghostly God, looking down on them like they were ants beneath his feet, “do either of you have any other dumb questions to ask or will you finally start to follow my orders wholeheartedly and without question, like good katabans?”
Gujak's jaw trembled as he said, “W-We'll go right away.”
“Then leave,” said the Ghostly God, pointing with one of his massive fingers over their heads and at the door behind them. “Now.”
They didn't even hesitate. Durima and Gujak ran out of the room, but even as they did so, Durima glanced over her shoulder to see the Ghostly God sitting down again, his back to the door and his head bowed like he had returned to reading his book. Uron still sat next to him, and unless Durima's eyes were playing tricks on her, she thought that the snake looked about as annoyed by recent events as its owner.
But Durima turned her head away from the door. Master had given her and Gujak a job and they were going to complete it in as timely a manner as possible.
I must admit, though, that I feel sorry for the mortal mages at that school, Durima thought as she and Gujak walked down the stairs as fast as they could. Because Master will not hesitate to snuff out their lives if they get in his way.
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