talents, and spoke of him--was it not disrespectful?--as a manager would
of a successful tragedian. Let us pardon Sherrick: he had been in the
theatrical way. "That Irishman was no go at all," he whispered to Mr.
Newcome, "got rid of him,--let's see, at Michaelmas."
On account of Clive's tender years, and natural levity, a little
inattention may be allowed to the youth, who certainly looked about him
very eagerly during the service. The house was filled by the ornamental
classes, the bonnets of the newest Parisian fashion. Away in a darkling
corner, under the organ, sate a squad of footmen. Surely that powdered
one in livery wore Lady Kew's colours? So Clive looked under all the
bonnets, and presently spied old Lady Kew's face, as grim and yellow as
her brass knocker, and by it Ethel's beauteous countenance. He dashed out
of church when the congregation rose to depart. "Stop and see Honeyman,
won't you?" asked Sherrick, surprised.
"Yes, yes; come back again," said Clive, and was gone.
He kept his word, and returned presently. The young Marquis and an
elderly lady were in Lady Kew's company. Clive had passed close under
Lady Kew's venerable Roman nose without causing that organ to bow in ever
so slight a degree towards the ground. Ethel had recognised him with a
smile and a nod. My lord was whispering one of his noble pleasantries in
her ear. She laughed at the speech or the speaker. The steps of a fine
belozenged carriage were let down with a bang. The Yellow One had jumped
up behind it, by the side of his brother Giant Canary. Lady Kew's
equipage had disappeared, and Mrs. Canterton's was stopping the way.
Clive returned to the chapel by the little door near to the Vestiarium.
All the congregation had poured out by this time. Only two ladies were
standing near the pulpit; and Sherrick, with his hands rattling his money
in his pockets, was pacing up and down the aisle.
"Capital house, Mr. Newcome, wasn't it? I counted no less than fourteen
nobs. The Princess of Moncontour and her husband, I suppose, that chap
with the beard, who yawns so during the sermon. I'm blessed, if I didn't
think he'd have yawned his head off. Countess of Kew, and her daughter;
Countess of Canterton, and the Honourable Miss Fetlock--no, Lady Fetlock.
A Countess's daughter is a lady, I'm dashed if she ain't. Lady Glenlivat
and her sons; the most noble the Marquis of Farintosh, and Lord Enry Roy;
that makes seven--no, nine--with the Prince and Princess.--Julia, my
dear, you came out like a good un to-day. Never heard you in finer voice.
Remember Mr. Clive Newcome?"
Mr. Clive made bows to the ladies, who acknowledged him by graceful
curtsies. Miss Sherrick was always looking to the vestry-door.
"How's the old Colonel? The best feller--excuse my calling him a feller--
but he is, and a good one too. I went to see Mr. Binnie, my other tenant.
He looks a little yellow about the gills, Mr. Binnie. Very proud woman
that is who lives with him--uncommon haughty. When will you come down and
take your mutton in the Regent's Park, Mr. Clive? There's some tolerable
good wine down there. Our reverend gent drops in and takes a glass, don't
he, missis?"
"We shall be most 'appy to see Mr. Newcome, I'm sure," says the handsome
and good-natured Mrs. Sherrick. "Won't we, Julia?"
"Oh, certainly," says Julia, who seems rather absent. And behold, at this
moment the reverend gent enters from the vestry. Both the ladies run
towards him, holding forth their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Honeyman! What a sermon! Me and Julia cried so up in the
organ-loft; we thought you would have heard us. Didn't we, Julia?"
"Oh, yes," says Julia, whose hand the pastor is now pressing.
"When you described the young man, I thought of my poor boy, didn't I,
Julia?" cries the mother, with tears streaming down her face.
"We had a loss more than ten years ago," whispers Sherrick to Clive
gravely. "And she's always thinking of it. Women are so."
Clive was touched and pleased by this exhibition of kind feeling.
"You know his mother was an Absalom," the good wife continues, pointing
to her husband. "Most respectable diamond merchants in----"
"Hold your tongue, Betsy, and leave my poor old mother alone; do now,"
says Mr. Sherrick darkly. Clive is in his uncle's fond embrace by this
time, who rebukes him for not having called in Walpole Street.
"Now, when will you two gents come up to my shop to 'ave a family
dinner?" asks Sherrick.
"Ah, Mr. Newcome, do come," says Julia in her deep rich voice, looking up
to him with her great black eyes. And if Clive had been a vain fellow
like some folks, who knows but he might have thought he had made an
impression on the handsome Julia?
"Thursday, now make it Thursday, if Mr. H. is disengaged. Come along,
girls, for the flies bites the ponies when they're a-standing still and
makes 'em mad this weather. Anything you like for dinner? Cut of salmon
and cucumber? No, pickled salmon's best this weather."
"Whatever you give me, you know I'm thankful!" says Honeyman, in a sweet
sad voice, to the two ladies, who were standing looking at him, the
mother's hand clasped in the daughter's.
"Should you like that Mendelssohn for the Sunday after next? Julia sings
it splendid!"
"No, I don't, ma."
"You do, dear! She's a good, good dear, Mr. H., that's what she is."
"You must not call--a--him, in that way. Don't say Mr. H., ma," says
Julia.
"Call me what you please!" says Charles, with the most heart-rending
simplicity; and Mrs. Sherrick straightway kisses her daughter. Sherrick
meanwhile has been pointing out the improvement of the chapel to Clive
(which now has indeed a look of the Gothic Hall at Rosherville), and has
confided to him the sum for which he screwed the painted window out of
old Moss. "When he come to see it up in this place, sir, the old man was
mad, I give you my word! His son ain't no good: says he knows you. He's
such a screw, that chap, that he'll overreach himself, mark my words. At
least, he'll never die rich. Did you ever hear of me screwing? No, I
spend my money like a man. How those girls are a-goin' on about their
music with Honeyman! I don't let 'em sing in the evening, or him do duty
more than once a day; and you can calc'late how the music draws, because
in the evenin' there ain't half the number of people here. Rev. Mr.
Journyman does the duty now--quiet Hogford man--ill, I suppose, this
morning. H. sits in his pew, where we was; and coughs; that's to say, I
told him to cough. The women like a consumptive parson, sir. Come, gals!"
Clive went to his uncle's lodgings, and was received by Mr. and Mrs.
Ridley with great glee and kindness. Both of those good people had made
it a point to pay their duty to Mr. Clive immediately on his return to
England, and thank him over and over again for his kindness to John
James. Never, never would they forget his goodness, and the Colonel's,
they were sure. A cake, a heap of biscuits, a pyramid of jams, six
frizzling mutton-chops, and four kinds of hot wine, came b
ustling up to
Mr. Honeyman's room twenty minutes after Clive had entered it,--as a
token of the Ridleys' affection for him.
Clive remarked, with a smile, the Pall Mall Gazette upon a side-table,
and in the chimney-glass almost as many cards as in the time of
Honeyman's early prosperity. That he and his uncle should be very
intimate together, was impossible, from the nature of the two men; Clive
being frank, clear-sighted, and imperious; Charles, timid, vain, and
double-faced, conscious that he was a humbug, and that most people found
him out, so that he would quiver and turn away, and be more afraid of
young Clive and his direct straightforward way, than of many older men.
Then there was the sense of the money transactions between him and the
Colonel, which made Charles Honeyman doubly uneasy. In fine, they did not
like each other; but, as he is a connection of the most respectable
Newcome family, surely he is entitled to a page or two in these their
memoirs.
Thursday came, and with it Mr. Sherrick's entertainment, to which also
Mr. Binnie and his party had been invited to meet Colonel Newcome's son.
Uncle James and Rosey brought Clive in their carriage; Mrs. Mackenzie
sent a headache as an apology. She chose to treat Uncle James's landlord
with a great deal of hauteur, and to be angry with her brother for
visiting such a person. "In fact, you see how fond I must be of dear
little Rosey, Clive, that I put up with all mamma's tantrums for her
sake," remarks Mr. Binnie.
"Oh, uncle!" says little Rosey, and the old gentleman stopped her
remonstrances with a kiss.
"Yes," says he, "your mother does have tantrums, miss; and though you
never complain, there's no reason why I shouldn't. You will not tell on
me" (it was "Oh, uncle!" again); "and Clive won't, I am sure.--This
little thing, sir," James went on, holding Rosey's pretty little hand and
looking fondly in her pretty little face, "is her old uncle's only
comfort in life. I wish I had had her out to India to me, and never come
back to this great dreary town of yours. But I was tempted home by Tom
Newcome; and I'm too old to go back, sir. Where the stick falls let it
lie. Rosey would have been whisked out of my house, in India, in a month
after I had her there. Some young fellow would have taken her away from
me; and now she has promised never to leave her old Uncle James, hasn't
she?"
"No, never, uncle," said Rosey.
"We don't want to fall in love, do we, child? We don't want to be
breaking our hearts like some young folks, and dancing attendance at
balls night after night, and capering about in the Park to see if we can
get a glimpse of the beloved object, eh, Rosey?"
Rosey blushed. It was evident that she and Uncle James both knew of
Clive's love affair. In fact, the front seat and back seat of the
carriage both blushed. And as for the secret, why Mrs. Mackenzie and Mrs.
Hobson had talked it a hundred times over.
"This little Rosey, sir, has promised to take care of me on this side of
Styx," continued Uncle James; "and if she could but be left alone and to
do it without mamma--there, I won't say a word more against her--we
should get on none the worse."
"Uncle James, I must make a picture of you, for Rosey," said Clive,
good-humouredly. And Rosey said, "Oh, thank you, Clive," and held out
that pretty little hand, and looked so sweet and kind and happy, that
Clive could not but be charmed at the sight of so much innocence and
candour.
"Quasty peecoly Rosiny," says James, in a fine Scotch Italian, "e la piu
bella, la piu cara, ragazza ma la mawdry e il diav----"
"Don't, uncle!" cried Rosey, again; and Clive laughed at Uncle James's
wonderful outbreak in a foreign tongue.
"Eh! I thought ye didn't know a word of the sweet language, Rosey! It's
just the Lenguy Toscawny in Bocky Romawny that I thought to try in
compliment to this young monkey who has seen the world." And by this time
Saint John's Wood was reached, and Mr. Sherrick's handsome villa, at the
door of which the three beheld the Rev. Charles Honeyman stepping out of
a neat brougham.
The drawing-room contained several pictures of Mrs. Sherrick when she was
in the theatrical line; Smee's portrait of her, which was never half
handsome enugh--for my Betsy, Sherrick said indignantly; the print of her
in Artaxerxes, with her signature as Elizabeth Folthorpe (not in truth a
fine specimen of calligraphy) the testimonial presented to her on the
conclusion of the triumphal season of 18--, at Drury Lane, by her ever
grateful friend Adolphus Smacker, Lessee, who, of course, went to law
with her next year; and other Thespian emblems. But Clive remarked, with
not a little amusement, that the drawing-room tables were now covered
with a number of those books which he had seen at Madame de Moncontour's,
and many French and German ecclesiastical gimcracks, such as are familiar
to numberless readers of mine. These were the Lives of St. Botibol of
Islington and St. Willibald of Bareacres, with pictures of those
confessors. Then there was the Legend of Margery Dawe, Virgin and Martyr,
with a sweet double frontispiece, representing (1) the sainted woman
selling her feather-bed for the benefit of the poor; and (2) reclining
upon straw, the leanest of invalids. There was Old Daddy Longlegs, and
how he was brought to say his Prayers; a Tale for Children, by a Lady,
with a preface dated St. Chad's Eve, and signed "C. H." The Rev. Charles
Honeyman's Sermons, delivered at Lady Whittlesea's Chapel. Poems of Early
Days, by Charles Honeyman, A.M. The Life of good Dame Whittlesea, by do.
do. Yes, Charles had come out in the literary line; and there in a basket
was a strip of Berlin work, of the very same Gothic pattern which Madame
de Moncontour was weaving; and which you afterwards saw round the pulpit
of Charles's chapel. Rosey was welcomed most kindly by the kind ladies;
and as the gentlemen sat over their wine after dinner in the summer
evening, Clive beheld Rosey and Julia pacing up and down the lawn, Miss
Julia's arm around her little friend's waist: he thought they would make
a pretty little picture.
"My girl ain't a bad one to look at, is she?" said the pleased father. "A
fellow might look far enough, and see not prettier than them two."
Charles sighed out that there was a German print, the "Two Leonoras,"
which put him in mind of their various styles of beauty.
"I wish I could paint them," said Clive.
"And why not, sir?" asks his host. "Let me give you your first commission
now, Mr Clive; I wouldn't mind paying a good bit for a picture of my
Julia. I forget how much old Smee got for Betsy's, the old humbug!"
Clive said it was not the will, but the power that was deficient. He
succeeded with men, but the ladies were too much for him as yet.
"Those you've done up at Albany Street Barracks are famous: I've seen
'em," said Mr. Sherrick; and remarking that his guest looked rather
surprised at the idea of his being in such company, Sherrick said, "What,
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br /> you think they are too great swells for me? Law bless you, I often go
there. I've business with several of 'em; had with Captain Belsize, with
the Earl of Kew, who's every inch the gentleman--one of nature's
aristocracy, and paid up like a man. The Earl and me has had many
dealings together:"
Honeyman smiled faintly, and nobody complying with Mr. Sherrick's
boisterous entreaties to drink more, the gentlemen quitted the
dinner-table, which had been served in a style of prodigious splendour,
and went to the drawing-room for a little music.
This was all of the gravest and best kind; so grave indeed, that James
Binnie might be heard in a corner giving an accompaniment of little
snores to the singers and the piano. But Rosey was delighted with the
performance, and Sherrick remarked to Clive, "That's a good gal, that is;
I like that gal; she ain't jealous of Julia cutting her out in the music,
but listens as pleased as any one. She's a sweet little pipe of her own,
too. Miss Mackenzie, if ever you like to go to the opera, send a word
either to my West End or my City office. I've boxes every week, and
you're welcome to anything I can give you."
So all agreed that the evening had been a very pleasant one; and they of
Fitzroy Square returned home talking in a most comfortable friendly way--
that is, two of them, for Uncle James fell asleep again, taking
possession of the back seat; and Clive and Rosey prattled together. He
had offered to try and take all the young ladies' likenesses. "You know
what a failure the last was, Rosey?"--he had very nearly said "dear
Rosey."
"Yes, but Miss Sherrick is so handsome, that you will succeed better with
her than with my round face, Mr. Newcome."
"Mr. What?" cries Clive.
"Well, Clive, then," says Rosey, in a little voice.
He sought for a little hand which was not very far away. "You know we are
like brother and sister, dear Rosey?" he said this time.
"Yes," said she, and gave a little pressure of the hand. And then Uncle
James woke up; and it seemed as if the whole drive didn't occupy a
minute, and they shook hands very very kindly at the door of Fitzroy
Square.
Clive made a famous likeness of Miss Sherrick, with which Mr. Sherrick
was delighted, and so was Mr. Honeyman, who happened to call upon his
nephew once or twice when the ladies happened to be sitting. Then Clive
proposed to the Rev. Charles Honeyman to take his head off; and made an
excellent likeness in chalk of his uncle--that one, in fact, from which
the print was taken which you may see any day at Hogarth's, in the
Haymarket, along with a whole regiment of British divines. Charles became
so friendly, that he was constantly coming to Charlotte Street, once or
twice a week.
Mr. and Mrs. Sherrick came to look at the drawing, were charmed with it;
and when Rosey was sitting, they came to see her portrait, which again
was not quite so successful. One Monday, the Sherricks and Honeyman too
happened to call to see the picture of Rosey, who trotted over with her
uncle to Clive's studio, and they all had a great laugh at a paragraph in
the Pall Mall Gazette, evidently from F. B.'s hand, to the following
effect:--
"Conversion In High Life.--A foreign nobleman of princely rank, who has
married an English lady, and has resided among us for some time, is
likely, we hear and trust, to join the English Church. The Prince de
M-nc-nt-r has been a constant attendant at Lady Whittlesea's Chapel, of
which the Rev. C. Honeyman is the eloquent incumbent; and it is said this
sound and talented divine has been the means of awakening the prince to a
sense of the erroneous doctrines in which he has been bred. His ancestors