CHAPTER FIVE.
THE MILK IN THE COCOA-NUT.
"Yes, all right, Mrs Champernowne; get up directly. I say, what'so'clock?"
"Oh, I don't know, my dear," came in agitated tones, "but would you cometo the door and speak to me a minute?"
There was a bump on the floor as Rodd sprang out of bed, and then--
"What is it?" whispered the boy, who was moved by his caller's evidentdistress. "Don't say uncle's ill!"
"No, no, my dear, but I am in great trouble. You--you didn't shut thefront door."
"Oh!" ejaculated Rodd.
"And--and, my dear, there have been thieves and robbers in the night.They have stripped my little larder, and I don't know what they haven'ttaken besides. Do, pray, make haste and dress, and come down and helpme! I am in such trouble, I don't know what I shall do."
"All right; I'll make haste and come down," cried Rodd, feeling guiltyall over, and then trying to excuse himself by shuffling the blame on tothe right shoulders. "It was uncle she asked," he muttered, as he ranround to the other side of the bed for the chair upon which he had hanghis clothes when he undressed. "Why, hallo!"
He stood staring at the chair for a moment or two, and then ran roundthe foot of the bed, opened the door two or three inches, and called ina subdued tone so as not to awaken his uncle, though if he had beenasked why, he could not have told, beyond saying that he felt then thatit was the right thing to do--
"Mrs Champernowne! Mrs Champernowne!"
"Yes, my dear," came from the foot of the stairs. "Oh, you have beenquick!"
"No, no, I haven't," cried Rodd pettishly. "Here, I say, have you takenaway my trousers?"
"Gracious me, no, my dear! What should I want with your trousers?"
"Take them down to brush perhaps," muttered the boy to himself, as heran back to the other side of the bed and raised the counterpane."Haven't slipped off and gone under," he muttered, and then as a freshthought struck him he clapped his hands to his forehead and stoodstaring before him. "The thieves!" he exclaimed. "They haven't been inhere and taken all my clothes?"
He was silent for a few minutes, as he stared vacantly about the room.
"They have, though!" he cried. "Here, Mrs Champernowne!--Boots andall. Oh, I can't tell her. Here, I must get my other suit out of theportmanteau. I won't wake uncle, because it's so early. Why, it can beonly just sunrise; and he'd sit up and laugh at me. Oh, bother!"
Rodd ran round to the door again, opened it about an inch, and listened.
"She's in the kitchen," he muttered to himself, and slipping out on tothe little landing he raised the latch of his uncle's door, glided in,and made for the big portmanteau that lay unstrapped beneath the window.
Raising the one half quickly, he twisted the whole round so that the twohalves might lie open upon the whitely-scrubbed boards as silently as hecould; but one corner caught against the leg of the dressing-table,jarring it so violently that a hair-brush fell on to the floor with abang, and Uncle Paul sprang up in bed.
"Hullo, you sir! What are you doing there?" he cried.
"Getting out my other suit, uncle," said the boy quickly.
"What for? Don't do that! We are going over the moor again to-day."
"But I must, uncle," cried Rodd.
"Mush!"
"Yes. Oh, I shall be obliged to tell you. It was all your fault,uncle; you didn't fasten the door as Mrs Champernowne told you, andthere have been thieves in the night."
"Been grandmothers in the night!" cried Uncle Paul contemptuously.
"It's true, uncle, and they came up into my room while I was asleep andtook away all my clothes--boots and all."
"You don't mean that, Pickle! Here, I say, where are mine?"
Rodd sprang to his feet from where he was kneeling by the portmanteau,and ran round to the side of the bed, just as his uncle turned and facedhim.
"Every blessed thing gone, boy. Why, Rodney, my lad, we have falleninto a den of thieves--robbed, and we may thank our stars we haven'tbeen murdered!"
"Why, it's horrid, uncle! Didn't you hear them, then?"
"Hear them, no! I heard nothing till you knocked something off on tothe floor. Here, stop a moment, boy! My purse! It was in my trouserspocket."
"Then it's gone, uncle," cried Rodd.
"Ah! Horror! My gold watch and seals!"
"Well, they weren't in your trousers, uncle."
"No, boy; I remember winding it up and laying it on the chimney-piece."
"It isn't there, uncle."
"My gold presentation watch, that I wouldn't have lost for five hundredpounds! Call up that wretched woman."
"Uncle, I can't!"
"Do as I tell you, sir! She's in league with the thieves."
"But, uncle!"
"Oh yes, I forgot. There, don't stand staring there like a bull calfthat has lost its mother. Turn that portmanteau upside down. Put onsome things yourself, and throw me some more. You can dress quickerthan I can, for you haven't got to shave. Look sharp, and then run forthe village constable."
"Why, there isn't one, uncle," grumbled Rodd, as he began to scrambleinto his other clothes.
"No, of course there isn't, sir. A miserable one-eyed place with onlytwo cottages in it, and I dare say that old woman's in the other,sharing the plunder? What a fool I was to come!"
"No, you weren't, uncle, and Mrs Champernowne isn't sharing theplunder, for she came and woke me up to say that the thieves had beenand carried off everything there was down-stairs. I say, uncle, it wasall your fault."
"Don't you dare to say that to me again, sir!" roared Uncle Paul. "Itis insolent and disrespectful. Oh, hang the woman's door! Why didn'tshe bolt it herself? Why, I'd got twenty guineas in that purse, besidesa lot of silver. There, there's somebody knocking at the door! Who'sthere?"
"Please, sir, it's me. They've taken the bread and the butter, and apiece of freshly-boiled ham that I meant for you to have cold."
"And pray who's _they_, madam?" shouted Uncle Paul, who was indifficulties with buttons.
"Well, sir, I was thinking it must be the smugglers. They've been hereseveral times before, when they have been crossing the moor with cargo;but it couldn't be them, for they always leave a little box of tea or abit of silk, to pay for what they take. It must have been thieves,sir--thieves."
"Yes, madam; and they have taken my purse and gold watch too, besidestwo suits of clothes. There, go on down. We'll join you soon. I wantto think what's to be done."
The stairs creaked as Mrs Champernowne descended, and just thensomething caught Rodd's eye--something bright and shiny, against theleaves of a big old gazetteer lying upon the side-table.
Rodd uttered an ejaculation.
"Oh!" he exclaimed.
"Something more gone?" cried the Doctor.
"No, uncle; there's your watch. And here's your gold pencil-case too,"continued the boy, as he raised the corner of the book. "Why, they havebeen turning the watch-ribbon into a marker, and somebody has beenwriting here on the fly-leaf."
"Thank goodness!" grunted Uncle Paul. "That's something saved out ofthe fire. Never mind the writing. But they have taken our clothes."
"It's in French, I think, uncle, but I can't quite make it out."
"French!" cried Uncle Paul fiercely. "Why, of course! How stupid! Imight have known. We have been attacked in the night by a gang of oldNapoleon's scum. That man's bound to be the curse of my life. Don'tstand staring there, boy. Can't you see?"
"No, uncle," said the boy sturdily. "What nonsense! Napoleon couldn'thave invaded England in the night to come and steal our clothes."
"Bah! Idiot! Can't you see it's some of those scoundrelly Frenchprisoners who escaped yesterday? That vagabond of a boy perhaps thatyou pampered off and were feeding with our good English provisions. Nowyou see the consequences. The ungrateful rapparee--Oh no, but that'sIrish, and he'd be French."
"Yes, uncle," said the boy thoughtf
ully, for his uncle's fulminationsfell blankly upon his ears as he stood trying to puzzle out some of thepencilled words upon the fly-leaf of the book.
"Here's _pardon_, uncle, and something else I can't make out, and_changer_. Why, that means exchange! Yes, and lower down here's _sous_something, only it's written over `John Champernowne' and `his book';but that's in ink. What does _oreiller_ mean, uncle?"
"Bolster," said Uncle Paul. "No: pillow," and he turned involuntarilytowards the bed, where, unperceived before, a scrap of something redpeered from beneath the clean white pillow-case. "Under the pillow,"said Uncle Paul, and stepping to the side of the bed he snatched up thesoft down cushion deeply marked by the pressure of his head.
Catching up what lay beneath, he uttered a loud ejaculation and tappedit sharply against the bed-post.
"What have you got there, uncle?"
"Pickle, my boy, it's my twenty guineas that we thought they'd stolen.What in the name of forceps and lancets did they tie them up in this oldsilk rag for? It's a bit of a pocket-handkerchief."
"Why, uncle," cried Rodd, laughing, "it isn't going to be so bad, afterall. Somebody's been having a game with us."
"Game, eh? Queer sort of a game, Pickle," cried Uncle Paul; and withvery little effort he tore open the silk envelope and poured out alittle heap of bright gold coins upon the bed. "Napoleons, by allthat's wonderful!" he cried. "Exchange! I begin to see now, boy. He'staken my good gold money, whoever he is, and left this French trash.Here, give me that book. Mind--don't drop my watch."
"I have got it safe, uncle," replied the boy, handing the big book tohis uncle.
"Humph!" grunted Uncle Paul. "Not quite such a scoundrel as he mighthave been, whoever it is that wrote it. Exchange, eh? But there's beenno exchange about our clothes. Humph! All in French, of course. If hehad been a gentleman, and he couldn't understand plain English, he wouldhave written it in Latin. Bah! How I do hate that pernicketty French!Let's see--let's see. Oh yes, here it all is. Ask pardon for two poorprisoners trying to escape--um, um, um--years of misery. GenerousEnglishman--some day--_remerciments_. Ah, it's all scribbled horribly--in the dark, I suppose. Oh, he's signed it, though, Pickle. `Des Saix,Comte.' Oh, there are two of them, then. The other's signed his nametoo--quite a different hand. `Morny des Saix, Vicomte.' H'm! Well, Isuppose they are gentlemen."
"Noblemen, uncle."
"Bah! Noblemen wouldn't do a thing like that!"
"What are those other words, uncle, under the last name?"
"Um--um--um! `May God bless you for what you did to-day. Your friendtill death.' Why, Pickle, you ought to have been able to read thatyourself."
"I did, uncle, but I wanted to be sure that I was right. Why, that musthave been the boy I helped to escape."
"Yes, and he dodged us home, and as good as robbed us."
"Oh, uncle! Shame!"
"How dare you, sir! What do you mean by it, Rodney? Do you forget whoI am, sir?"
"No."
"And pray who am I then, sir?"
"Dear old Uncle Paul, who has got out of bed the wrong way thismorning!"
"H'm--ha! Well, I suppose you are right, Pickle. I did feel in anawful temper; but I don't feel quite so bad now that I have found mywatch."
"And pencil-case, uncle."
"Ah, yes, my boy. That was the gift of a very grateful old patient."
"And then there are all those gold napoleons, uncle."
"Bah! Trash! Base counters, good for nothing, like the ugly headthat's upon them," cried Uncle Paul irascibly.
"But I say, uncle; it might have been worse."
"But the clothes, my boy! The scoundrels! They'll go masqueradingabout in our things, and escaping, I'll be bound. But stop a minute.What did he say about exchange?"
"Oh, that meant about the money."
"Hullo! There's that wicked old woman again!--Well, Mrs Champernowne,what is it now?"
"The wood-shed, sir."
"Well, I don't want the wood-shed. Light the fire yourself."
"You don't understand me, sir. I went round there to get some kindling,and there's quite a heap of old clothes there that these wicked peoplehave left behind."
Uncle Paul chuckled, for he was beginning to beam again.
"I say, Pickle, that accounts for the milk in the cocoa-nut. They musthave taken our things down into the old lady's wood-shed, and turned itinto a dressing-room."
"Yes," cried Rodd; "and that young Viscount is quite welcome to mine."
"Most generous, I am sure, sir," cried Uncle Paul sarcastically, "butwould you be kind enough to tell me who pays the bills for yourclothes?"
"Why, you do, uncle, of course. But I say, uncle, I do hope they'llescape; don't you?"
"Wha-a-at!"
"You do, uncle, only you pretend that you don't."
"Pretend!"
"Yes. Poor fellows! How horrible! To have to stoop to such a schemeas that to get away! But after all, uncle, it's glorious and brave.What an escape! Oh, how I should like to meet that poor fellow again!"
"What, to give him up to the soldiers?" said Uncle Paul sarcastically.
"Give him up to the soldiers!" cried the boy indignantly. "Why, I'dsooner put on his old clothes, and tell them a lie!"
"What!" cried Uncle Paul.
"Well, I'd pretend to be him so as to cheat them, and make them take meinstead."