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  Inside the Peom crystal and gold Emred castle sat the leader of the Peoms Rinship Tedtra in a black Wormou head’s chair.

  The Wormou were a huge dark blue fish that had a leathery skin and green bowling ball sized eyes. They were 60 feet in length and had long arms like a man’s, with long jagged fingers with sharp talons. They also had a round see thru portal on the sides of their stomachs that made it possible to see their hearts and lungs.

  Rinship Tedtra had tan colored mid length straight hair with a black widows peak. He also had purple joyful eyes and a wide frowning mouth. His nose was triangular in shape with a pronounced rounded tip. He was 6’3” and 230 pounds with huge meaty hands and abnormally wide feet. He had a dagger scar under his chin that gave him the look of a criminal, but he had received it in a fight with a homeless man when he wouldn’t give him a dollar. He had on a red cotton and cashmere long jacket with swirls of orange along the coat tails. He also had on a white satin shirt with green Gebo energy sticks in the pockets.

  Gebo energy sticks were green and red tubes filled with dense ridiculous magic that when thrown at someone caused a burst of mini spells to engulf them.

  He also had on a pair of light brown corduroy pants with a Gasou pistol harness along the right leg with a Gasou in it. And he had on black Semsip sneakers with white soles.

  Semsip sneakers were made from Gack skins and a rare Dirki rubber. They also had a anti gravity coil in the heels that allowed you to levitate off the ground several feet, as well as spin and do flips in the air.

  Inside the Openheim room sat Rinship as he watched a 70 foot tall and 100 foot wide monitor of the Deveo city of Packot. The room also had petrified captured Deveo soldiers lined up in 2 rows that came straight out from the edge of the monitor. Behind them there was a piece of the Poast river flowing in and then out of the room thru a black marble tunnel, with Rinship’s small turquoise jet boat tied to a wooden post on the edge of the Poast. The opposite side of the room had 5 different colors and shaped doors that led to the castle. The floor of the room had a thin layer of used magic that colored it red and made it soft as a baby’s skin to the touch. The ceiling had 5 different types of rooms that would lower down at the touch of a button and the other room rise up.

  “ Curse you Deveo!” shouted Rinship as he threw a bottle of wine at the monitor and then said snidely,” I will tear out your innards and fry them in my pot. The days of your petulance are nearing a violent end! You think your worthless soldiers can keep you alive, but the power I possess will bring right the death of you all!”

  Then in walked Orbay Tedtra with a small Ubacu dog in her arms.

  The Ubacu were a shaggy 1 foot long blue haired dog whose eyes were yellow and completely hidden by hair. They had a long rubbery red tail that had a pyramid of black fur at the tip. It had the ability to curl up into a ball and roll down hills at tremendous speeds without getting hurt.

  Orbay was 5’2”, but had an unbelievably curvaceous and sexy figure with a large bottom and shapely breasts. She had seal black perfectly straight hair that went to her eyes and to her shoulders. She had a cute button nose with a pair of dimples in it. She also had black eyes with white circles in them as well as long eyelashes. Her lips were full and naturally burgundy in color. She had on a white lace gown with a swath of red silk across her breasts. She also had on a platinum necklace with a 3 inch wide round red diamond in the center. She had on a pair of red leather 4 inch heels and a gold bracelet with the words,” We weren’t the slaves of the foolish. No we were the kings of the power and the lust in your kisses,” engraved on it.

  “ Darling, Rinship, I have a bit of great news to enthrall you with,” said Orbay warmly as she walked up to Rinship and set down the Ubacu.

  Rinship continued to look dead ahead and then slowly turned and grinned and asked,” Is it that pony I’ve longed for or that pack of Snild cigarettes I’ve been searching for?”

  Snild cigarettes contained the flavor of a cigarette, but had no smoke only a burst of red light as you exhaled. They were created by a Haborm scientist as he tried in vain to quit smoking so he invented a cigarette that wouldn’t do him any harm. He was named Pestic Hone and also invented a way to shoot a fireball out of the tips of his fingers by attaching a box of dead magic to his back.

  “ Better, they’ve found another volume of the Laru books and it’s completely intact,” said Orbay brightly as she put her arm around Rinship and kissed his forehead.

  The Laru books were a series of 5 books containing thousands of unknown spells. The spells were incredibly powerful and only used a few words. The books were written by Doaks Laru a 1st century

  wizard who hid his books all over the planet so as to keep them out of the wrong hands. Each of which had gold covers and gold lined pages with a thin black ink for the words that couldn’t be copied.

  Rinship instantly began to sweat, he knew that with a new Laru he could turn the tide of the war. He stood up and walked towards the monitor and then asked sternly,” Where is it right now?”

  “ It’s in the Nami mud caves inside a booby trapped cell. I knew you wouldn’t want anyone to try to free it without you there so I told them to wait and not try to remove it until I had told you, isn’t this great news?” asked Orbay happily as she walked over to Rinship.

  “ No, not great, this is the kind of news that will bring nothing, but great news for a thousand years. Mouca and his rabble will curse this day for a million years. We must go there now, Orbay, and we must not let word get out to anyone,” said Rinship frantically as he fumbled in his pocket for his red Hobas vile. Then he pulled it out and poured some of the powder down his throat and then smiled and said nervously,” We must hurry, Orbay, those murderous Deveo would destroy us all with another Laru book. Quickly we’ll take the Mehelux, but we will need Paguis for guidance, follow me.”

  “ Of course my love,” said Orbay quickly as she kissed Rinship on the cheek.

  Then he slammed his foot on a silver disc in the floor and suddenly a cushion of symmetrical air lifted the 2 of them straight up thru a square hole in the ceiling and into a colossal library. There were 80 rows of curved book cases and 3 floors of every book known of to Permeadians. The cases holding the books were beige and made of Gips bears bones and teeth. In between the rows were floating tan leather and gold satin round couches, with brown mahogany tables in front of them. Each of the tables had bottles of wine and loafs of white bread on them as well as 7 different blocks of cheese. The ceiling had a swirling vortex of fire covering it that warmed the room.

  “ Where is he?” asked Orbay as she looked around the room.

  “ Face down on one of the couches asleep if I had to guess. Let’s take a look around,” said Rinship sternly as he walked briskly down the aisle.

  Then he heard a man snoring and laughed to himself and walked over to one of the couches and saw Paguis sound asleep and face down on a couch with a blue straw in his mouth that went to a bottle of red wine. Paguis was mumbling to himself,” That’s my underwear take it off my pouch. Hey momma where’s the last bite of pie?”

  “ Paguis, you old Gips bear nugget wake up!” shouted Rinship as he kicked his butt softly and tried not to laugh.

  Paguis opened his eyes slowly and then said wryly,” You’re not momma and I still want that pie he ha.”

  Paguis had seal black perfectly round spiked hair with a cowlick in the front. His eyes were lavender in color, round, and had a not at home look to them. His nose was long and thin and turned up like a ski jump. He had high cheekbones and a square jaw with a clefed chin that was square in shape. He was 5’7” and very wide with a powerful chest and shoulders. His hands and feet were small, but wide with his fingers being as wide as a quarter. He had on a dark brown corduroy jacket with tan padded elbows and the words,” I only cheat
ed for victory,” sewn onto the right chest pocket. He also had on a black silk shirt and black satin pants as well as brown leather dress shoes with an Eyebrem red vile on the side of the left shoe.

  “ Look you idiot another Laru book has been found and I need your help retrieving it. Now get up get your brain turned on and come with me it’s urgent,” said Rinship firmly as he grimaced at Paguis.

  “ Laru…another Laru oh that’s the kind of news that means momma’s pie can wait. Let me grab my staff it’s just over here,” said Paguis as he started walking over to a book case.

  Then he kicked a trio of red books on the bottom of a case and suddenly the 4th row up of books folded inward and a black staff with a black diamond on top rolled out. Paguis grabbed it and said brightly,” This could be our shining moment, Rinship. The Laru can turn the tide in our favor. I’ve never been this happy in all my happy days, oh ho.”

  “ Well we still need to get it and that won’t be easy. Let’s hurry to the Mehelux before it’s too late,” said Rinship sternly then all 3 of them hurried out of the room.

  They went back to the Openheim room on the silver disc and walked over to a black disc at the far end of the room. Then a flood of green energy shot up and engulfed them. Then they disappeared and reappeared a moment later in the hangar bay. The hangar bay had 2 Meheluxs sitting side by side with a large red plasma window in front of them that led outside. The room was filled with robots of every size and shape up to 9 feet tall including a Joems robot.

  The Joems robot was 6 feet tall and had a thin black torso, but also had giant arms and legs that were incredibly powerful. They had the head of Joems Periveath the inventor of the robots. His face was smooth and rounded with low cheekbones and a nose like a rubber ball. The robots had the ability to run 100 mph and jump 40 feet in the air as well as various forms of combat. They were also very wise and could speak intelligently and even crack jokes.

  The floor of the hangar bay had a thick green energy flow that lifted up ships as well as people off the ground 4 inches. The walls of the hangar bay were covered in holographic projections of Rinship’s combat triumphs like his personal destruction of 8 Deveo soldiers.

  They made their way to the closest Mehelux and then a ramp extended outward and the door went inward as they drew close.

  “ I feel a Rnto of hope washing over me as we speak,” said Orbay happily as she thought of their new stroke of luck.

  “ You’re not the only one. My mind is on fire with the possibilities my love,” said Rinship excitedly as he headed into the Mehelux with Orbay beside him and Paguis.

  “ Hey don’t you think we should bring a Joems for protection?” asked Paguis as he pointed to the Joems and slowed down.

  “ Ah yes you’re right let’s take that one sitting on the floor,” said Orbay then she hurried over to the Joems and tapped it on the head and asked,” Are you battle tested, Joems?”

  “ I’m a lady killer if that’s what you mean. Just kidding I fought out 15 soldiers single handedly,” said Joems proudly as he stood up and grinned wildly.

  “ The battle of Bor was 3 months ago,” said Paguis implying a question.

  “ Details tidbits, I can fight 30 men and I can tell a murderous joke. Think how valuable such a trait would be against the humorless Deveo, huh,” said Joems slyly as he waved his arms wildly and made a goofy face.

  “ Ah, alright, Joems, board the ship. I just hope you don’t shoot yourself in the stomach while we’re in battle,” said Orbay as she tried not to laugh and rolled her eyes.

  “ That won’t happen again,” said Joems happily as he ran onto the Mehelux.

  “ Again,” said Orbay and Paguis in unison then they followed him onto the ship.

  The inside of the ship was a labyrinth of rooms and oddly shaped hallways. As you came aboard there was a 40 foot wide pentagon shaped room with 6 different colored doors each of which had its destination written on it in gold like one that read bridge. In the center of the room there was a blue rubber round chair and table inside a red orb. This was where the captain ate and at the press of a button various chosen food would rise up thru the floor and appear on the table. There was also a holographic projector built into the table to watch movies and sports like Qualpork. The floor was alabaster and made from a rare steel.

  As they walked in a dark green light filled the room and Rinship said,” Looks like the ship is fully changed. Joems go get us in the air and take us to the Nami mud caves and hurry, Joems.”

  “ Of course, Arpethos, immediately,” said Joems quickly as he darted for the door marked bridge.

  “ Wait, Joems, call me Rinship, I no longer require that title,” said Rinship quickly as he waved his index finger at Joems.

  “ Sorry, Rinship, and so it is,” said Joems nervously then he ran away.

  Arpethos was the most powerful wizard among the Peom and had the ability to wield the staff of Mor. The staff of Mor sent out twice as much magical energy as a normal staff. The Arpethos also had total say over all wizards affairs including their names and who they married. And they got to live in any castle they chose to, as well as total say over the army. To get the moniker you simply had to kill the person who had the staff of Mor, which Rinship had done by using a large gargoyle spell where the gargoyle bit into Rormyap Sells’s stomach. It proceeded to eat his heart and lungs while he was still alive.

  The Mehelux took off and headed for the Nami mud caves on the east side of the Bowayn continent. They flew for over 2 hours and then they began flying over the Nami region. It was a 1000 mile long red mud swamp where the inhabitants the Surum had built thousands of homes and deep underground caves in the mud. They were able to do this because it only rained 3 days a year and was sunny and warm the rest of the year. So to protect the structures from the rain they covered them in thick black tarps until the torrential rains had stopped. Then they continued building with the new mud. Some of the buildings were 8 stories high and incorporated wood and steel into the construction as well as glass for the windows. The structures looked like centipedes standing straight up, but with several wooden decks every so often. At the base of each was a shop which sold Eyebrem and Hobas which the Surum swore by as well as Gack steaks which they served with every meal.

  The Surum had pale white skin and various colors of hair, but they all had the mark of Dubel on the back of their necks. It was a red and green portrait of Dubel O Lelf that they were all born with.

  Dubel O Lelf was a holy man who left a curse on the Surum just before he died by destroying a silver staff known as a Yomal and casting a spell simultaneously that put his mark on every Surum born thereafter. He did this because the Surum refused to stop building on his land and one of them had stolen his favorite gold necklace that his father had given him.

  They also each had long and wide foreheads that made their heads look abnormal. They were also a race of fighters as they all trained relentlessly in hand to hand combat as it was a badge of honor among them. The leader of the Surum was Sotobu the great, a large round mound of blubber weighing 550 pounds and standing 6’1”. He had dark brown long flowing hair, but he had a round bald spot right in the middle of his head. He also had square gold eyes that blinked independently of one another. His nose looked like a sliced ham as it was dark red and had rows up and down it. He had a tattoo of a Gack

  playing pool on his chin and a tattoo of a Gips bear swinging a sword on his chest. His feet were so large he had to make his own shoes and they had to be stretchable fabrics. His fingers were so large they could cover a man’s whole head if he grabbed you. He always wore a blood red flowing robe with a silver and wood belt.

  As they landed outside of the Nami mud caves Joems came out to the entrance to the ship and asked,” Is there much danger here, Rinship?”

  “
More than I’ll admit, the Surum can snap at any moment, but they’re the least of our worries if the Deveo find out we’re here. Where is the dig site, Orbay?” asked Rinship as he watched a family of Surum digging out a new building.

  “ Right over there, see where the square hut is. We’re keeping it hidden under it,” said Orbay as she pointed to a 30 foot high and 50 feet long mahogany perfectly square smooth hut with a black steel roof sitting on a large mud hill.

  “ Perfect, put us down at the base of it, Joems, and then stay close to me I may need assistance,” said Rinship sternly as he gave Joems a look that said don’t kid around.

  “ Of course, Rinship, of course,” said Joems nervously as he looked quickly away.

  Then Joems landed the Mehelux at the base of the hut and everyone made their way outside. The area had hundreds of similar huts as well as a few dozen large buildings. The Surum were just going about their day and walked past Rinship and didn’t take notice. There was a red wood stairwell that led up to the front of the hut, with a black wood guiderail on either side of it.

  As they walked up the stairs they walked past several Peom soldiers dressed as Surums and at the top of the stairs stood Poev Bala.

  Poev Bala had dark green short hair that was combed down to his eyebrows. His face looked like a small boys being very rounded and soft even thou he was 60 years old. He was 5’7” and had an average build, but with an enormous head in proportion to his body. He also had a tattoo of a gargoyle eating a man’s head with the words,” We will steal our fate,” written beneath the multi colored tattoo in black. He had on a stripped blue and light blue long sleeved cotton shirt with a built in black turtle neck. He also had on red denim jeans with black silk pockets. And also a pair of black leather motorcycle boots with a built in laser pistol in the toe that was voice activated if he yelled power 9.

  “ Poev Bala, what ah fine sight you are. How are things progressing?” asked Rinship warmly as he patted Poev on the shoulder and grinned and walked in the hut.

  “ We’ve been waiting for your arrival before we tried to remove it,” said Poev as he walked beside Rinship and everyone else followed them in.

  Inside there was a large pit dug with a series of white wooden ladders going into the 20 foot deep pit. Around the outside of it sat 10 men eating Gack meat sandwiches and drinking blue wine known as Bopee wine. There was a large Dula digger in the pit with the Laru book floating 5 feet above the pit surrounded by a green orb of swirling energy and flames. Rinship saw this and said softly,” I see why you waited.”

  “ Have you tried blasting it out of there with a particle spread?” asked Orbay as she looked at the Laru.

  “ Twice, but it only injured our troops. We thought maybe you could use a spell to break it free,” said Poev.

  “ Well…yes that is certainly an option, but I think we should try the Joems first and see if he can pry it loose. Go ahead, Joems, give it a shot,” urged Rinship as he looked sternly at Joems.

  “ Ah yes I’ll try it,” said Joems nervously as he started for the ladder.

  Then he climbed down into the pit and slowly walked over to the Laru book.

  “ This’ll be fun, even if he can’t release it, it should be good for some carnage. This Joems is a bit on the annoying side. Go ahead and grab it firmly!” said Rinship boldly as he tried not to laugh.

  “ You are terrible that poor Joems is dead Gack. I liked him too,” said Orbay as she scowled at Rinship.

  “ I like him to, so much so that I’d like him to be slightly smaller and engulfed in flames. That’s what true friendship is ask my father, he’ll tell ya,” said Rinship sarcastically as he grinned.

  Then Joems inched closer to the orb and as he did it began to shoot out flames in every direction.

  “ This is bad news, I don’t need another reassembly. Not on my birthday, not now!” said Joems frantically as he felt the heat from the flames and put his arm in front of his face and then said nervously,” well it’s now or it’s a blind man’s eyes in the sun, not good.”

  Then Joems hesitantly lunged forward and dove on the orb and as he did the orb shot out a stream of electricity and flames that thru Joems hard backwards against the side of the pit sending his left shoulder blade flying up in the air and Poev caught it and said wryly,” I don’t think the Joems will work.”

  “ I can see that, I guess it’s old fashioned magic or nothing. I’ve got a spell, I mean I have got a spell. Get old Joemsey out of the pit while I prepare. O.K. I’m ready move your butt Joems!” shouted down Rinship as he started for the ladder with the staff of Mor in his hands.

  Joems slowly stood up and let out a sigh then hurried out of the pit. He climbed up one ladder while Rinship climbed down the other. When Joems got to the top Poev handed him his shoulder blade and said nicely,” You were outmanned don’t give it a second thought. Lots of robots get beaten by floating orbs,” said Poev jokingly then he gave Joems a stiff nod and laughed.

  Meanwhile Rinship was now at the bottom of the pit and eyeing the Laru book inside the orb carefully. Then he raised his staff and shouted,” Opa bottom iss!”

  Then a blue dragon appeared with a rocket shaped body and lunged forward and put the entire orb in its mouth. Suddenly the orb started to move in every direction and lifted the dragon up into the air. It rose right out of the roof of the hut. Everyone ran outside to see where it was headed followed by Rinship who hurried out of the pit. Outside the orb was flying in every direction and then suddenly shot straight up again, but this time it headed up into the clouds.

  “ This could be bad, those clouds are salty, might damage the pages,” said Poev sarcastically as he watched the dragon’s body being lifted like it weighed an ounce.

  “ True, I’ve heard about that sort of thing happening,” said Orbay as she walked out around the side of the hut with her hand blocking the sun as she looked up.

  Then the orb stopped in mid air and suddenly began flying straight down to Permea. It got going unbelievably fast and just as Rinship came outside he saw it heading right for him so he froze in his tracks. The orb came hurling down at him, but at the last second the dragon used its jet engine and

  fired it in the opposite direction and the orb stopped just inches from Rinship’s head. Then the dragon swallowed the orb and then laid down on the ground as its stomach began to grow and even grow larger. Then it stopped and retreated and the dragon let out a burp and then vomited up the Laru onto its tongue. It extended its tongue and Rinship grimaced and grabbed the book and said angrily,” I always wanted to taste a dragon’s stomach, always.”

  “ Smells like Gogumol berries again. This dragon’s got a sweet tooth,” said Poev jokingly as he grinned and looked at Orbay who rolled her eyes.

  “ This is it alright,” said Rinship as he looked at the Laru and wiped off the vomit with his sleeve.

  The book was made from gold and emerald with the front and back covers made from emeralds. It had a small 4 inch wide window in the center of the cover which had Doaks Laru flying in and around the Graffoc forest with his staff in hand. Then Doaks began swimming in a nearby stream and laughing to himself. Doaks had light red and blonde long curly hair that started in the center of his forehead. He also had a thick red and blonde goatee that was tied into a point and braided. His eyes were sapphire and crazy looking. He had a barrel chest and an arched powerful back. His hands were long and thick and he was 6’2” in life, with short legs and a long torso. He had on a red and black fury robe that went to his brown sandals. He had a solid gold staff with the head of Yorum Shold on the top, who was one of his rivals.

  Above Doaks there were the words,” In case of destruction,” written in silver.

  “ Oh…this is the answer I’ve waited for the fourth volume of Laru. The Deveo will know agony a
nd death on an epic scale. Bring me my Makers sword and stand at my side as I wield it!” said Rinship

  boldly then he opened the book and a barrage of floating words of blue and orange shot straight into his head.

  The words filled his mind with spells he’d never heard of. Then he looked down at the page and it glowed red and the picture of a dragon playing poker with Doaks appeared and below it said,” when you need a spell turn a page and the world will be yours.”

  Meanwhile at Mouca’s castle Mouca, Famaron, Solcrist, Ohgood, Dornoa, Ratie, Greride, and Veata were outside at the pool taking in the sun. The pool was built into the side of the mountain and could slide out into the sun at the press of a button. It was over a thousand feet up and was in the shape of Mouca’s head and shoulders. It had 50 cotton white recliners with thick cushions and were over 7 feet long. The chairs sat facing the pool, but one row sat facing outward over the plain. There was also a full outdoor kitchen at the midpoint of the deck that had a large red oven and white grill with Gack burgers and steaks cooking on it, as well as homemade chocolate donuts in the oven. It also had an oval shaped green refrigerator filled with red wine, Gomho soda and a large picture of red Gack milk.

  Gomho soda was green in color and filled with energy reviving nutrients. It had a soft flavor with just the right amount of sweetness.

  Famaron threw back a bottle of Gomho as he sat facing out over the plain with Ohgood and Greride on either side of him.

  “ That hit the spot, literally the spot at the bottom of my stomach where I hide my keys,” said Famaron playfully as he grinned.

  “ About those keys, I thought I hid those in a Baatold’s chest hair. How did you wrestle them out of there?” asked Ohgood sarcastically as he looked crazily at Famaron.

  Famaron laughed and then said slyly,” I paid off his mistress to ground up sleeping pills in his morning coffee. Then when he fell asleep I slipped on a Baatold costume and nestled up beside him in the bed and gently grabbed the keys.”

  Ohgood and Greride laughed and then Ohgood said wryly,” I knew it, that’s always the case, Baatold and sleeping pills equals keys.”

  “ Are you 2 right in the head, because I know you’re not drunk, but your jokes are cracking me up?” asked Greride as she laughed.

  “ I can’t speak for Ohgood, but he’s crazy,” said Famaron smoothly as he grinned and took another drink of his Gomho pop.

  “ Well it takes one to randomly push the other off a cliff. I mean that buddy let’s walk up to the edge together me and you,” said Ohgood calmly as he smiled at Famaron and pretended to do quick pushes.

  Then in the distance Greride saw a squadron of Peom red Meheluxs heading straight for Packot and she stood up and said sternly,” Everyone inside, there’s gonna be trouble.”

  “ Who are they?” asked Ohgood as he looked at Famaron then Greride.

  “ It’s the Peom, they must have some sort of new strategy or weaponry. Either way we’re in for a tough stretch, follow me,” said Greride sternly then she hurried over to the control panel for the pool and pushed the retract button and the pool started to move back into the mountain.

  Everyone hurried inside and a ten foot thick steel shield began to cover the city. As this was happening 3 dozen Konno’s and 8 Meheluxs left the hangar bay to meet the Peom fleet. Inside the war room everyone sat by Mouca as they watched everyone hurry inside.

  The war room had models of each ship in his fleet flying over a holographic model of the outside including the Peom ships on a massive round orange steel platform. Around the platform were 10 black leather captain’s chairs equipped with consuls and computer hard drives. The chairs had black foot rests built into them. There was also a Konno above the platform with a brief staircase to it in case Mouca needed to escape, which had a secret tunnel out of the back that led to the Bloodlet ocean. It also had hundreds of secret passageways to a hidden community if the worst happened. There were also 7 doors around the room that led to 5 other escape pods and 1 led directly to the weapons room. Each of the doors were wide and shaped like a spade and ranged from black to purple. There was also a pair of cases filled with weapons in case the war room was breached, like Gasou shotguns and staffs. The floor was filled with 9 foot wide air jet tunnels that could transport you to various spots in Packot.

  Everyone took a seat and Famaron asked,” How bad is it, Mouca?”

  “ I’m not sure my Konno’s and Meheluxs are engaging them now. It seems our Peom friends feel that they’ve got a better chance this time. We’ll see who’s the killer of pride,” said Mouca snidely as he squeezed a doll of Rinship in his right hand.

  2 green Deveo Meheluxs began firing on the red Peom Meheluxs with its Tomcu’s. The missiles shot straight for them then as they got close imploded sending a nuclear explosion forward at the group of 6 ships and then 4 of them were blown to pieces, but the other 2 were unharmed.

  “ That’s odd, all those ships should have been destroyed. What magic is this?” asked Mouca in disbelief as he gritted his teeth.

  On board one of the Peom ships that weren’t destroyed sat Rinship, Orbay, Poev, and Joems laughing loudly as Rinship’s staff floated in front of them sending out a wave of green dense magic.

  “ That Laru will win this day for us, Rinship,” said Poev happily as he looked wide eyed at Rinship.

  “ It shall indeed, even if they destroy all the other ships I’ll be able to pick them off one by one until many are none. Let’s start a little mayhem,” said Rinship snidely then he fired a pair of Tomcu’s at the Deveo Konno’s.

  Within a few seconds the Tomcu’s caught up to 7 of them and exploded vaporizing them in an instant and melting 2 feet of the steel shield on Packot. Then Rinship stood up and said softly,” That was good, but I lust for Packot let’s try another spell with vigor,” and then he clutched the staff of Mor and as he looked in the Laru book he shouted,” Destruc ata with sugar!”

  Then the clouds all began sucking together and as they did electricity shot out of them in every direction. Then a dozen thunderbolts shot straight at Packot blowing away a huge chunk of the front of the Dasher castle. Then all the clouds compacted and they began to take the shape of a devil with long red jagged horns. It also had a black and brown leathery face with long yellow fangs and red glowing eyes. Then a wave of fire shot thru the devil and suddenly there he stood no longer clouds, but a 250 foot tall devil with a long black sword in his right hand and a ball of fire in his left.

  “ We are in serious trouble,” said Ratie in shock as she clutched Ohgood.

  “ Not yet we aren’t I’ve always got a spell,” said Famaron then he raised his staff and shouted,” Desperoi oin be vengeful!”

  Then out in front of Packot a half bull half Baatold called a Dornk with a human head that looked like Famaron appeared with a flaming chainmail in its hands. It had the legs of a bull and they were dark red with the green arms of a Baatold and it stood 90 feet tall. The Dornk ran at the devil and swung its flaming chainmail at its feet and knocked the devil to its knees. Bu the devil threw its fireball at the

  Dornk and set its chest on fire and it frantically tried to put it out. And as it did the devil stood up and swung its sword at the Dornk and chopped off its left arm that was holding the chainmail, but the Dornk grabbed the chainmail with its other hand and whipped it into the devil’s head knocking him on his back and sending a stream of blood from his forehead.

  “ Now we’re making progress I give the devil 2 minutes,” said Veata proudly as she smiled.

  Then the devil jumped to its feet and violently thrust its sword into the Dornk’s chest and out its back. The Dornk continued fighting even with the sword thru its body by hitting the devil in the leg with the chainmail. And the two of them fell to the ground in a heap.

  Meanwhile inside Rinshi
p’s Mehelux they were still blasting away at the Deveo’s ships. And they had destroyed half their fleet in only a matter of minutes as Rinship was using the Laru force field to literally run right over and thru the ships smashing them to pieces.

  “ This is heaven, I haven’t had this much fun since I shot 18 Qualpork points in a single match. Boy was that a day, but today is even better. Hey we should try smashing right into the Deveo city and see if we can drive right thru,” said Rinship coldly as he smiled menacingly then stood up and did a spin and a quick 2 step dance.

  “ Yeah, now we’re talking dinner with 2 deserts. Head right for the center then the rest will collapse around it. It would blow my mind to see us drive right thru and come out the other side,” said Poev coldly as he grabbed a long red sword and began slicing thru the air violently as he laughed loudly.

  “ Oh, Rinship, this will be unbelievable fun. Let’s make some death,” said Orbay coldly as she hugged Rinship and kissed him on the lips.

  “ You want death, my love,…then death you will have,” said Rinship quickly then he steered the Mehelux towards Packot’s center.

  The devil and the Dornk were still wrestling on the ground with the Dornk biting the devil on the nose and tearing it clear off in a single motion. Then a geyser of blood shot out of the hole where the devil’s nose had been and he screamed in agony. Then the Dornk grabbed his sword and plunged it right into his mouth and out the back of his head. This blow killed the devil and as he pulled out the sword the devil fell straight backwards.

  Meanwhile Rinship was gaining speed as he headed right for the center of Packot.

  “ Well that was easy, that devil never had a chance,” said Ohgood slyly as he ate a Gack sandwich.

  “ It’s not him I’m worried about. Look at that one ship that’s barreling for Packot. Do you think it’s a suicide mission?” asked Famaron as he squinted and folded his arms.

  “ Much worse, he has a force field around his ship of magic I can feel the waves of power thrusting thru their ship. This will be very bad,” said Solcrist in a somber tone as he pursed his lips.

  “ Then I must signal an evacuation,” said Mouca boldly as he reached over and began typing in the signal for an evacuation.

  “ There isn’t time, but there is time for us. Everyone get in an escape pod we’ll meet up at the other side of the mountain,” said Famaron boldly as he put his hands on Ratie and Ohgood’s shoulders and turned to go.

  “ I can’t just leave them to die!” shouted Mouca as he glared at Famaron.

  “ They’re already dead, save yourself,” said Famaron then he and everyone, but Mouca and Greride headed for an escape pod.

  “ My love, we must go or we’ll be killed,” pleaded Greride as she tried to pull Mouca’s arm.

  “ I won’t leave my home we’ve been here as long as we’ve been Deveo. No, Greride, I’ll fight to the death to save her,” said Mouca boldly as he pushed Greride away.

  “ You fool, I won’t die for your foolish bravery. You either leave with me now or I’m going without you,” said Greride frantically as she wept.

  “ Then go, I won’t give in to those dogs,” said Mouca coldly as he looked away from Greride.

  Greride began to cry and shouted,” I loved you, but I won’t die for you, Mouca, not now!”

  Then Greride climbed the stairs to the Konno and turned and took one last look at Mouca and then began to tremble and started to enter the Konno, but then she knew she loved him too much to leave him so she turned around and ran down the stairs. She ran over to him and kissed him and as she cried she said happily,” I could never leave you, my love, never in a million lives, god I love you.”

  “ I love you too, but right now we must fight for our lives start the laser canons,” said Mouca boldly as he rubbed her cheek.

  “ I will, my love,” said Greride as she grabbed a control joystick, but as she did Rinship’s Mehelux came barreling into the center of Packot just beneath them.

  His ship tore the steel barrier and right thru the heart of the city and as it did the buildings above it collapsed. Mouca’s castle began to fall forward with him in it. As it did Burnrih jumped out of a back

  window and landed safely on the crest of the mountain. He stood there and watched as Mouca and Greride and millions others were either crushed or fell to their deaths. The entire city collapsed on top of itself.

  Meanwhile Famaron and all the others were safely away in the escape pods. Rinship sat in his Mehelux laughing as hard as he could as he turned around and drove back thru what was left of Packot doing even more destruction. The flames engulfed every inch of Packot and only a handful of Deveo escaped thru the tunnel systems beneath the city and the soldiers fighting in the battlefield.

  “ This is a heaven that can’t be written of on pages. This my friends is the dawn of a different calling for us all. There is no longer a Packot and I suspect no longer a Mouca if I know him the way I think I do,” said Rinship snidely as he drove thru the mountains destroying what was left.

  “ This means the only Deveo left are the ones fighting at Lormunsk, which means they only have 200,000 soldiers left,” said Poev happily as he dance in a circle.

  “ That’s right dear, Poev, and those soldiers will soon be laid waste to leaving only the Dirki and Haborm to wrangle with. I fear them like a stiff breeze with our new Laru in hand. We’ll pay them a visit before long and send a shock thru their pompous bodies,” said Rinship snidely as eh thought about being the ruler of Permea and grinned.

  “ With our new powers we could take over the whole world and enforce our will on them all,” said Poev coldly then he laughed.

  “ Exactly, and then no one will ever cross us again. We could rule this world for a thousand generations. Our great great great grand kids will still be sticking it to these worthless rubes. Oh…I just

  have waited for this for so long I can’t believe the luck that finally came,” said Rinship snidely as he thought of all people he was going to get even with.

  “ God loves us, there’s no other explanation. When he’s on your side there aren’t any sides cause it’s pure satisfaction for you, and a fiery death for them. I can’t wait to be queen, I’ll get to look down my nose at every Senpck on the planet, high times,” said Orbay greedily as she rubbed her hands together and then sang,” If only they knewwww.”

  A Senpck is a feces eating rodent that lives in toilets and attacks any creature that draws near. It had dark red fur, but its long torso is hairless and green in color. It has 3 long black noses that move from side to side and have a single hair at the tip. Its mouth is black with yellow fangs and a long dangling tongue with a spike at the tip that is blue. Its feet are large and flat like a pancake with 8 toes per foot with each looking like a sausage link.

  “ And you shall it will just take a bit of doing and the tide will rise for our mission. We waited for a day such as this and my what a fine day,” said Rinship happily as his thoughts turned to his father’s death and how much he missed him.

  “ I can’t wait I was born to be somebody. So people need to recognize my true greatness. Then they need to get in line to tell me how great and amazing I am. And trust me it will be a long line,” said Orbay honestly as she pretended to be blessing people with her hands and smiling at them.

  Poev laughed at this and then said,” If a wise man knows everything, then a powerful man tells him what to think. The world only thought it knew its future, but the pen of history has been stolen, by us!”