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into eacla other's hearts that night, and I don't

  think, from that moment, that we ever drifted

  away from each other again ....

  It's a sobering thought to go through life with

  --that, but for the grace of God and a mirror, one

  might be a murderer ....

  One thing did die that night--the devil of jeal-ousy

  that had possessed me s°long ....

  But I wonder sometimes--suppose I hadn't

  made that initial mistake--the scar on the left

  cheek--when really it was the right--reversed by

  the mirror .... Should I have been so sure the

  man was Charles Crawley? Would I have warned

  Sylvia? Would she be married to me--or to him?

  Or are the past and the future all one?

  I'm a simple fellow--and I can't pretend to

  understand these things--but I saw what I saw--and

  because of what I saw, Sylvia and I are to-gether-in

  the old-fashioned words--till death do

  us part. And perhaps beyond ....

  "Colonel Clapperton!" said General Forbes.

  He said it with an effect midway between a

  snort and a sniff.

  Miss Ellie Henderson leaned forward, a strand

  of her soft gray hair blowing across her face. Her

  eyes, dark and snapping, gleamed with a wicked

  pleasure.

  "Such a soldierly-looking man!" she said with

  malicious intent, and smoothed back the lock of

  hair to await the result.

  "Soldierly!" exploded General Forbes. He

  tugged at his military mustache and his face

  became bright red.

  "In the Guards, wasn't he?" murmured Miss

  Henderson, completing her work.

  "Guards? Guards? Pack of nonsense. Fellow

  was on the music hall stage! Fact! Joined up and

  was out in France counting tins of plum and

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  apple. Huns dropped a stray bomb and he went

  home with a flesh wound in the arm. Somehow or

  other got into Lady Carrington's hospital." "So that's how they met."

  "Fact! Fellow played the wounded hero. Lady

  Carrington had no sense and oceans of money.

  Old Carrington had been in munitions. She'd been

  a widow only six months. This fellow snaps her up

  in no time. She wangled him a job at the War Office. Colonel Clapperton! Pah!" he snorted.

  "And before the war he was on the music hall

  stage," mused Miss Henderson, trying to reconcile

  the distinguished gray-haired Colonel Clap-perton

  with a red-nosed comedian singing mirth-provoking

  songs.

  "Fact!" said General Forbes. "Heard it from

  old Bassington-ffrench. And he heard it from old

  Badger Cotterill who'd got it from Snooks

  Parker"

  Miss Henderson nodded brightly. "That does

  seem to settle it!" she said.

  A fleeting smile showed for a minute on the face

  of a small man sitting near them. Miss Henderson

  noticed the smile. She was observant. It had

  shown appreciation of the irony underlying her

  last remark--irony which the General never for a

  moment suspected.

  The General himself did not notice the smiles.

  He glanced at his watch, rose and remarked:

  "Exercise. Got to keep oneself fit on a boat," and

  passed out through the open door onto the deck.

  Miss Henderson glanced at the man who had

  smiled. It was a well-bred glance indicating that

  she was ready to enter into conversation with a

  fellow traveler.

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  energetic--yes, said the little man.

  ii.

  "He is

  ·

  "He goes round the deck forty-eight times

  exactly," said Miss Henclerson. "What an old

  gossip! And they say we are the scandal-loving sex. ' '

  "What an impoliteness!',

  "Frenchmen are always polite," said Miss

  Henderson--there was the nuance of a question in

  her voice.

  The little man responded promptly. "Belgian,

  Mademoiselle."

  "Oh I Belgian."

  "Hercule Poirot. At YOUr service."

  The name aroused sonic memory. Surely she

  had heard it before--? "Are you enjoying this

  trip, M. Poirot?"

  "Frankly, no. It was an imbecility to allow

  myself to be persuaded to come. I detest ia mcr. Never does it remain tranquil--no, not for a little

  minute."

  "Well, you admit it's quite calm now."

  M. Poirot admitted this grudgingly. ",'i ce

  moment, yes. That is why I revive. I once more interest

  myself in what passea around mewyour very

  adept handling Of the General Forbes, for instance."

  "You meanw" Miss Hetdei-son paused.

  Hercule Poirot bowed. "Your methods of extracting

  the scandalous matter. Admirable!"

  Miss Henderson laughed in an unashamed manner.

  "That touch about the Guards.'? I knew that

  would bring the old boy up spluttering and gasping.''

  She leaned forward Confidentially. "I admit I like scandal--the more ill-natured, the better!"

  Poirot looked thoughtfully at her--her slim

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  well-preserved figure, her keen dark eyes, her gray

  hair; a woman of forty-five who was content to

  look her age.

  Ellie said abruptly: "I have it! Aren't you the

  great detective?"

  Poirot bowed. "You are too amiable, Ma-demoiselle."

  But he made no disclaimer.

  "How thrilling," said Miss Henderson. "Are

  you 'hot on the trail' as they say in books? Have

  we a criminal secretly in our midst? Or am I being

  indiscreet?"

  "Not at all. Not at all. It pains me to disappoint

  your expectations, but I am simply here, like

  everyone else, to amuse myself."

  He said it in such a gloomy voice that Miss

  Henderson laughed.

  "Oh! Well, you will be able to get ashore to-morrow

  at Alexandria. You have been to Egypt

  before?"

  "Never, Mademoiselle."

  Miss Henderson rose somewhat abruptly.

  "I think I shall join the General on his constitu-tional,''

  she announced.

  Poirot sprang politely to his feet.

  She gave him a little nod and passed out onto

  the deck.

  A faint puzzled look showed for a moment in

  Poirot's eyes then, a little smile creasing his lips,

  he rose, put his head through the door and glanced

  down the deck. Miss Henderson was leaning

  against the rail talking to a tall, soldierly-looking

  man.

  Poirot's smile deepened. He drew himself back

  into the smoking-room with the same exaggerated

  care with which a tortoise withdraws itself into it,

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  shell. For the moment he had the smoking-room

  to himself, though he rightly conjectured that that

  would not last long.

  It did not. Mrs. Clapperton, her carefully

  waved platinum head protected with a net, her

  massaged and dieted form dressed in a smart

  sports suit, came through
the door from the bar

  with the purposeful air of a woman who has always

  been able to pay top price for anything she

  needed.

  She said: "John--? Oh! Good-morning, M.

  Poirot--have you seen John?"

  "He's on the starboard deck, Madame. Shall

  She arrested him with a gesture. "I'll sit here

  a minute." She sat down in a regal fashion in the

  chair opposite him. From the distance she had

  looked a possible twenty-eight. Now, in spite of

  her exquisitely made-up face, her delicately

  plucked eyebrows, she looked not her actual forty-nine

  years, but a possible fifty-five. Her eyes were

  a hard pale blue with tiny pupils.

  "I was sorry not to have seen you at dinner last

  night," she said. "It was just a shade choppy, of

  course--"

  "Prcisment," said Poirot with feeling.

  "Luckily, I am an excellent sailor," said Mrs.

  Clapperton. "I say luckily, because, with my weak

  heart, seasickness would probably be the death of

  me."

  "You have the weak heart, Madame?"

  "Yes, I have to be most careful. I must not overtire myself! All the specialists say so!" Mrs.

  Clapperton had embarked on the--to her--ever-fascinating

  topic of her health. "John, poor dar-

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  ling, wears himself out trying to prevent me from

  doing too much. I live so intensely, if you know

  what I mean, M. Poirot?"

  "Yes, yes."

  "He always says to me: 'Try to be more of a

  vegetable, Adeline.' But I can't. Life was meant to

  be lived, I feel. As a matter of fact I wore myself

  out as a girl in the war. My hospital--you've

  heard of my hospital? Of course I had nurses and

  matrons and all that--but I actually, ran it." She

  sighed.

  "Your vitality is marvelous, dear lady," said

  Poirot, with the slightly mechanical air of one

  responding to his cue.

  Mrs. Clapperton gave a girlish laugh.

  'Everyone tells me how young,I am! It's ab-surd.

  I never try to pretend I'm a day less than

  forty-three," she continued with slightly menda-cious

  candor, "but a lot of people find it hard to

  believe. 'You're so alive, Adeline,' they say to me.

  But really, M. Poirot, what would one be if one

  wasn't alive?"

  "Dead," said Poirot.

  Mrs. Clapperton frowned. The reply was not to

  her liking. The man, she decided, was trying to be

  funny. She got up and said coldly: "I must find

  John."

  As she stepped through the door she dropped

  her handbag. It opened and the contents flew far

  and wide. Poirot rushed gallantly to the rescue. It

  was some few minutes before the lipsticks, vanity

  boxes, cigarette case and lighter and other odds

  and ends were collected. Mrs. Clapperton thanked

  him politely, then she swept down the deck and

  said, "John--"

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  Colonel Clapperton was still deep in conversa-on

  with Miss Henderson. He swung round and

  quickly to meet his wife. He bent over her

  y. Her deck chair--was it in the right

  Wouldn't it be better--? His manner was

  rteous--full of gentle consideration. Clearly

  an adored wife spoilt by an adoring husband.

  Miss Ellie Henderson looked out at the horizon

  as though something about it rather disgusted her.

  Standing in the smoking-room door, Poirot

  looked on.

  A hoarse quavering voice behind him said:

  "I'd take a hatchet to that woman if I were her

  husband." The old gentleman known disrespect-fully

  among the Younger Set on board as the

  Grandfather of All the Tea Planters, had just

  shuffled in. "'Boy!" he called. "Get me a whisky

  peg."

  Poirot stooped to retrieve a torn scrap of

  an overlooked item from the contents

  of Mrs. Clapperton's bag. Part of a prescription,

  noted, containing digitalin. He put it in his

  pocket, meaning to restore it to Mrs. Clapperton

  later.

  "Yes," went on the aged passenger. Poisonous

  woman. I remember a woman like that in Poona.

  In '87 that was."

  "Did anyone take a hatchet to her?" inquired

  Poirot.

  The old gentleman shook his head sadly.

  "Worried her husband into his grave within the

  year. Clapperton ought'to assert himself. Gives his

  wife her head too much."

  "She holds the purse strings," said Poirot

  gravely.

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  "Ha ha!" chuckled the old gentleman. "You've

  put the matter in a nutshell. Holds the purse

  strings. Ha ha!"

  Two girls burst into the smoking-room. One

  had a round face with freckles and dark hair

  streaming out in a windswept confusion, the other

  had freckles and curly chestnut hair.

  "A rescue--a rescue!" cried Kitty Mooney.

  "Pam and I are going to rescue Colonel Clapper-ton."

  "From his wife," gasped Pamela Cregan.

  "We think he's a pet .... "

  "And she's just awful--she won't let him do anything," the two girls exclaimed.

  "And if he isn't with her, he's usually grabbed

  by the Henderson woman .... "

  "Who's quite nice. But terribly old .... " They ran out, gasping in between giggles:

  "A rescue--a rescue..."

  That the rescue of Colonel Clapperton was no

  isolated sally, but a fixed project was made clear

  that same evening when the eighteen-year-old Pam

  Cregan came up to Hercule Poirot, and murmured:

  "Watch us, M. Poirot. He's going to be

  cut out from under her nose and taken to walk in

  the moonlight on the boat deck."

  It was just at that moment that Colonel Clap-perton

  was saying: "I grant you the price of a

  Rolls Royce. But it's practically good for a lifetime.

  Now my car--"

  "My car, I think, John." Mrs. Clapperton's

  voice was shrill and penetrating.

  He showed no annoyance at her ungracious

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  ness. Either he was used to it by this time, or

  else--

  "Or else?" thought Poirot and let himself

  '. speculate.

  "Certainly, my dear, your car," Clapperton

  bowed to his wife and finished what he had been

  saying, perfectly unruffled.

  "You ce qu'on appeile !e pukka sahib," thought Poirot. "But the General Forbes says that

  Clapperton is no gentleman at all. I wonder now."

  There was a suggestion of bridge. Mrs. Clapper-ton,

  General Forbes and a hawk-eyed couple sat

  down to it. Miss Henderson had excused herself

  and gone out on deck.

  "What about your husband?" asked General

  Forbes, hesitating.

  "John won't play," said Mrs. Clapperton.

  "Most tiresome of him."

  The four bridge players began shuffling the

  cards.

  Pam and Kitty advanced on Colonel Clapper-ton.

  Each
one took an arm.

  "You're coming with us!" said Pam. "To the

  boat deck. There's a moon."

  "Don't be foolish, John," said Mrs. Clapper-ton.

  "You'll catch a chill."

  "Not with us, he won't," said Kitty. "We're

  hot stuff!"

  He went with them, laughing.

  Poirot noticed that Mrs. Clapperton said No

  Bid to her initial bid of Two Clubs.

  He strolled out onto the promenade deck. Miss

  Henderson was standing by the rail. She looked

  round expectantly as he came to stand beside her

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  and he saw the drop in her expression.

  They chatted for a while. Then presently as he

  fell silent she asked: "What are you thinking

  about?"

  Poirot replied: "I am wondering about my

  knowledge of English. Mrs. Clapperton said:

  'John won't play bridge.' Is not 'can't play' the

  usual term?"

  "She takes it as a personal insult that he

  doesn't, I suppose," said lllie drily. "The man

  was a fool ever to have married her."

  In the darkness Poirot smiled. "You don't

  think it's just possible that the marriage may be a

  success?" he asked diffidently.

  "With a woman like that?"

  Poirot shrugged his shoulders. "Many odious

  women have devoted husbands. An enigma of

  Nature. You will admit that nothing she says or

  does appears to gall him."

  Miss Henderson was considering her reply when