The 7 Realms Of Zoaia
By
Michael Zinetti
Copyright 2014 Michael Zinetti
Contents
Who Is Zoaia?
The 7 Realms Of Zoaia
The Gods
The Stars
Magic
Timeline
Available Michael Zinetti Titles
Who Is Zoaia?
Zoaia (Pronounced: Zo-Ay-Ah) is the God of all Gods. Only Gods and Demigods can see Zoaia.
No mortal can see Zoaia. When a mortal looks at Zoaia, all they see is themselves. To a mortal, Zoaia is a entity of mirrors, reflecting whatever each individual thinks is God, as a result, to mortals, Zoaia has many names and many stories.
Dwelling Place: Although Zoaia can go anywhere in the Realms, including the Afterlands, He prefers to dwell in Aia, or the highest heavens of Yaraia.
Family: Zoaia has three sons: Jeru, God of Honor; Saphrus, God of Order; and Selkir, God of Death. Zoaia also has two daughters: Hatari and Natendo. Hatari, also known as Hattie, is the maker of the Realms and everything in them, while Natendo, also known as Nattie, is the taker of the Realms and everything in them.
The 7 Realms of Zoaia
1st Realm: Aia (Highest Heavens). Only Zoaia can enter Aia.
2nd Realm: Yaraia (Lower Heavens). Where Gods, Demigods, and Angels dwell.
3rd Realm: Faru. Closest realm to the heavens. Faru is loaded with magic and divine things. Gods sometimes dwell there. Demigods and Angels often dwell there. Very rarely do Demons dwell there. Mystics of all schools also dwell there. There are many priests and temples devoted to many Gods. There are many rare mystical creatures. There are many mystical humanoid creatures, including elves, dwarves, goblins, orcs, etc.. About one third the population of Faru are human mortals, and live in small, close-knit communities, and most of these humans are mystics or priests.
4th Realm: Tala. Tala has lots of magic and divine things. Sometimes Gods, Demigods, and Angels dwell there. Rarely do Demons dwell there. Mystics of many schools dwell there. There are priests and temples devoted to most of the Gods. There are some rare mystical creatures. There are lots of mystical humanoid creatures, including elves, dwarves, goblins, orcs, etc.. About half of the population are mortal humans, and live in large and small communities, many of these humans are mystics or priests.
5th Realm: Zevva. Zevva has a good amount of magic and some divine things. Rarely do Gods of any kind dwell there. Sometimes Demons dwell there. Mystics of most schools dwell there. There are priests and temples devoted to most of the Gods. There are very rarely rare mystical creatures. There are many mystical humanoid creatures, including elves, dwarves, goblins, orcs, etc.. About two thirds of the population are mortal humans, and live in all kinds of communities, and some of these humans are mystics or priests.
6th Realm: Jia. Jia has some magic and divine things. Rarely do Gods of any kind dwell there. Demons dwell there often. Mystics of some schools dwell there. There are priests and temples devoted to some Gods. There are no rare mystical creatures. There are some mystical humanoid creatures, including elves, dwarves, goblins, orcs, etc.. About three fourths of the population are mortal humans, living in many different communities, and a small amount of these people are mystics or priests.
7th Realm: Earth. Earth has very little magic or divine things. Very rarely do Gods of any kind dwell there. More often, Demons dwell there. Mystics of very few schools dwell there. There are priests and temples devoted to very few Gods. There are no rare mystical creatures. There are very few, if not any, mystical humanoid creatures. Just about the whole population are mortal humans, living in many different communities, and very rarely are these people mystics, but more often priests.
The Lone Realm Of Besh
The Afterlands are a dark land, where the forsaken or dead dwell. There is very little magic or divine things. Very rarely do Gods of any kind dwell there. Demons are rampant. Mystics of Red Schools dwell there. There are priests of Besh there. There are some rare mystical creatures or souls of rare mystical creatures. There some mystical humanoid creatures or souls of mystical humanoid creatures. Two-thirds of the population are mortal humans, or souls of mortal humans, and live in desolation.
The Ethereal Plane
The Ethereal Plane is the expansive black nothingness which lies between all the Realms and all the time that passes. If the Realms were bones, then the ethereal plane would be the cartilage. Mortals are not permitted to be in the ethereal plane. Only Gods, Demigods, Angels, and Crossing Guards. Crossing Guards are the beings trained to guard and police the ethereal planes. Demons also frequent the ethereal plane, though they are not permitted to do so.
Gods
Zoaia: God of Gods
Hatari: Maker, Maker of realms, daughter of Zoaia and Adora
Natendo: Taker, Taker of realms, blighter, daughter of Zoaia and Divia
Jeru: God of Honor, son of Zoaia and Tilsi
Saphrus: God of Order, son of Zoaia and Coravia
Selkir: God of Death, son of Zoaia and Divia
Tavo: God of War, married to Tilsi
Tilsi: Goddess of Healing, married to Tavo
Misrah: Goddess of Sight/Vision/Knowing/Intuition
Divia: Goddess of magic/old ways, twin sister to Adora
Simia: Goddess of Children and Innocence, always appears as a child
Adora: Goddess of Love, twin sister to Divia
Coravia: Goddess of women
Yukluk: God of Goblins
Perisse Fa: Goddess of Elves
Vinjavel: God of the Pelladorians (Giants)
Herve: God of Revenge
Veela: Goddess of Grudges
Tchayze: God of Storytelling/Long-windedness/Creativeness
Yum: God of Burritos/Good Snacks
Sucre: Goddess of Sweets
Pooyoo: God of bodily functions and other necessaries
Bavia: Goddess of Thieves, daughter of Besh and Divia
Besh: God of Treachery, Keeper of the Afterlands
Aia: Highest Heaven/Dwelling place of Zoaia
Yaraia: Lesser Heaven/Dwelling place of the Gods of Light
Afterlands: Limbo-like/Hell
Stars
The 7 Realms of Zoaia Stars: Main Characters
Godbolt: One day Chris Bontey quits taking his meds and discovers he has super powers. As he learns more about these powers, and evolves into Godbolt, we find the real origin of his powers. We learn about the significance of the Giftress. Other prominent characters in Godbolt's story are The Giftress, The Mindwriter, ANM, Phat Fuq, Antichrist Superstar, AHM, and Danbury.
First Appearance: Godbolt, Book One In The Godbolt Series
Realm of Origin: Earth
The Mindwriter: Kevin Sarcy has the power to read and write minds. As Sarcy becomes The Mindwriter, he learns more and more about his power, realizing the infinite applications for his power. The dilemma is, just what will he do with this immense power? Good or evil?
First Appearance: Godbolt, Book One In The Godbolt Series
Realm of Origin: Earth
ANM: Blastus Legend is an angry black man who has been wronged all throughout his life. Despite his difficult beginnings, he manages to become a college basketball star. Unfortunately, it isn't long before his fortunes, as always, take a turn for the worse. Legend suffers a career-ending injury, and in his bitter state, with nowhere to go, he decides to go to the inner city. He doesn't know anything about the city, but eventually stumbles into the role as pimp for about a dozen bitches. For a while, he's actually happy. That is until their former pimp comes along. Amidst all of Legend's tragedies, an Angel takes pity on him and decides to give him certain powers. As a result, Bla
stus becomes a powerful man with devastating powers, he becomes the Anti-Nigger Machine.
First Appearance: Godbolt, Book One In The Godbolt Series
Realm of Origin: Earth
Switek of Springfield: Jack Switek is a big, strong minor league baseball slugger who gets mixed up with the wrong people: Gods. Next thing he knows, he's plucked from Earth and put in a whole new realm, Jia, more specifically, the Lands of Coke. Switek doesn't waste any time getting immersed in his new world. His enhanced charisma, a gift from the goddess Hatari, plays a large role in his assimilation to these new strange lands. Before long, Switek is fighting goblins, bedding various women, and courting a princess!
First Appearance: Switek of Springfield, Episode 1 and Switek of Springfield, Season 1
Realm of Origin: Earth
Addeliah & Jason
Addeliah
Realm of Origin: Zevva
Jason
Realm of Origin: Earth
Sir Vim
Realm of Origin: Tala
Embolden
Realm of Origin: Earth
Sub-Stars
Phat Fuq: Fuqua Jenkins is a fun little character whose lone power is eating. Fuqua, who later becomes Phat Fuq, can eat anything: car parts, fiery debris, explosives, anything. The only problem is he's always hungry.
First Appearance: The Giftress, Book Two In The Godbolt Series
RRealm of Origin: Earth
Mestopholes: AKA the Man In Black, is a gifted swordsman from the Lands of Coke. Mestopholes has a blessing, or perhaps a curse, of extreme accuracy with his sword.
First Appearance: Switek of Springfield, Episode 6 and Switek of Springfield, Season 1
Realm of Origin: Jia
Midge: Midge of Soren, from the Lands of Coke, is a beautiful maiden on a quest to find her little brother, Fen, who was kidnapped by goblins.
First Appearance: Switek of Springfield, Episode 3 and Switek of Springfield, Season 1
Realm of Origin: Jia
Niewald The Mystic & Bob The Frog-Bat: Niewald The Mystic is a mystic who uses Green Magic, the magic of the Goddess Hatari. His companion and friend, is a small frog-bat named Bob. Bob doesn't speak, but rather communicates by blinking, burping, and sometimes crapping-mostly when he's scared.
First Appearance: Switek of Springfield, Episode 4 and Switek of Springfield, Season 1
Realm of Origin: Jia
Tremeur: Tremeur of the Turkjia Lands is a slick and fleet-footed fighter who masterfully wields a glaive. He has darkish skin and various designs or tattoos covering much of his body.
First Appearance: Switek of Springfield, Episode 9 and Switek of Springfield, Season 1
Realm of Origin: Unknown
Magic
Supernatural Means
Mysticism, The Old Ways (Gift originally from the Gods and passed on by mortals): Practitioners are called Mystics, Sorcerers, or Wizards. Usually a mystic uses a school of magic or color. The color reflects the God who originated the magic. Blue is Zoaia. Green is Hatari. Red is Besh.
Divinity (Only by the Gods): Is magic totally reliant on the Gods. Practitioners are Priests. Priests pray and call upon their God of choice in hopes that they will intervene. For instance, a Priest of Tilsi, will pray to Tilsi, Goddess of Healing, to try and heal someone.
Timeline
The following is a timeline showing how the Seven Realms of Zoaia came to being.
Available Michael Zinetti Titles
Godbolt: An unfinished fantasy book series about a man named Chris Bontey, aka Godbolt, who quits taking his meds and as a result appears to develop special powers. The series also features many other colorful characters like The Mindwriter, ANM, The Giftress, and the Anti-Christ Superstar. So far, two of the five books are complete. The first entitled, Godbolt, the second entitled, The Giftress.
Switek of Springfield: An episodic half ebook/half escript fantasy series centered around Switek of Springfield and his mostly odd adventures. So far, an entire season has been completed, that's 9 episodes! Buy them one at a time or all at once.
My Search For Love On Craigslist: A collection of 50 silly personals ads posted on Craigslist.
Some Cool Ways Series: A series of books filled with silly ways to improve various aspects of life, whether it be to make your penis bigger, to get God to like you, or make one million dollars.
Going Postal: A collection of silly observations and random thoughts posted on Facebook and on his website/blog, michaelzinetti.com .
Sweet Bloody Kisses: Is Michael Zinetti's attempt at making music through the use of his untrained voice and manic guitar playing. The result is a demo-quality collection of heartfelt and downright silly songs, all written by Michael Zinetti himself.