Danny still felt a glow of gratitude toward Pilon. He smacked his lips on his wine. "This stuff of Torrelli's is getting worse and worse," he said. "At its best it is swill the pigs leave, but lately it is so bad that Charlie Marsh even would not drink it."
They all felt a little bit revenged on Torrelli then.
"I think," said Danny, "that we will buy our wine some place else, if Torrelli does not look out."
10
How the Friends Solaced a Corporal and in Return Received a Lesson in Paternal Ethics.
Jesus Maria Corcoran was a pathway for the humanities. Suffering he tried to relieve; sorrow he tried to assuage; happiness he shared. No hard nor haunted Jesus Maria existed. His heart was free for the use of anyone who had a use for it. His resources and wits were at the disposal of anyone who had less of either than had Jesus Maria.
He it was who carried Jose de la Nariz four miles when Jose's leg was broken. When Mrs. Palochico lost the goat of her heart, the good goat of milk and cheese, it was Jesus Maria who traced that goat to Big Joe Portagee and halted the murder and made Big Joe give it back. It was Jesus Maria who once picked Charlie Marsh out of a ditch where he lay in his own filth, a deed which required not only a warm heart, but a strong stomach.
Together with his capacity for doing good, Jesus Maria had a gift for coming in contact with situations where good wanted doing.
Such was his reputation that Pilon had once said, "If that Jesus Maria had gone into the Church, Monterey would have had a saint for the calendar, I tell you."
Out of some deep pouch in his soul Jesus Maria drew kindness that renewed itself by withdrawal.
It was Jesus Maria's practice to go to the post office every day, first because there he could see many people whom he knew, and second because on that windy post office corner he could look at the legs of a great many girls. It must not be supposed that in this latter interest there was any vulgarity. As soon criticize a man who goes to art galleries or to concerts. Jesus Maria liked to look at girls' legs.
One day when he had leaned against the post office for two hours with very little success, he was witness to a pitiful scene. A policeman came along the sidewalk leading a young boy of about sixteen, and the boy carried a little baby wrapped in a piece of gray blanket.
The policeman was saying, "I don't care if I can't understand you. You can't sit in the gutter all day. We'll find out about you."
And the boy, in Spanish with a peculiar inflection, said, "But, senor, I do nothing wrong. Why do you take me away?"
The policeman saw Jesus Maria. "Hey, paisano," he called. "What's this cholo talking about?"
Jesus Maria stepped out and addressed the boy. "Can I be of service to you?"
The boy broke into a relieved flood. "I came here to work. Some Mexican men said there would be work here, and there was none. I was sitting down resting when this man came to me and dragged me away."
Jesus Maria nodded and turned back to the policeman. "Has he done some crime, this little one?"
"No, but he's been sitting in the gutter on Alvarado Street for about three hours."
"He is a friend of mine," Jesus Maria said. "I will take care of him."
"Well, keep him out of the gutter."
Jesus Maria and his new friend walked up the hill. "I will take you to the house where I live. There you will have something to eat. What baby is this?"
"It is my baby," said the boy. "I am a caporal, and he is my baby. He is sick now; but when he grows up, he is going to be a general."
"What is he sick from, Senor Caporal?"
"I don't know. He is just sick." He showed the baby's face, and it looked very ill indeed.
The sympathies of Jesus Maria mounted. "The house where I live is owned by my friend Danny, and there is a good man, Senor Caporal. There is one to appeal to when trouble is upon one. Look, we will go there, and that Danny will give us shelter. My friend Mrs. Palochico has a goat. We will borrow a little milk for the baby."
The corporal's face for the first time wore a smile of comfort. "It is good to have friends," he said. "In Torreon I have many friends who would make themselves beggars to help me." He boasted a little to Jesus Maria. "I have rich friends, but of course they do not know my need."
Pilon pushed open the gate of Danny's yard, and they entered together. Danny and Pablo and Big Joe were sitting in the living room, waiting for the daily miracle of food. Jesus Maria pushed the boy into the room.
"Here is a young soldier, a caporal," he explained. "He has a baby here with him, and that baby is sick."
The friends arose with alacrity. The corporal threw back the gray blanket from the baby's face.
"He is sick, all right," Danny said. "Maybe we should get a doctor."
But the soldier shook his head. "No doctors. I do not like doctors. This baby does not cry, and he will not eat much. Maybe when he rests, then he will be well again."
At this moment Pilon entered and inspected the child. "This baby is sick," he said.
Pilon immediately took control. Jesus Maria he sent to Mrs. Palochico's house to borrow goat milk; Big Joe and Pablo to get an apple box, pad it with dry grass, and line it with a sheepskin coat. Danny offered his bed, but it was refused. The corporal stood in the living room and smiled gently on these good people. At last the baby lay in its box, but its eyes were listless and it refused the milk.
The Pirate came in, bearing a bag of mackerels. The friends cooked the fish and had their dinner. The baby would not even eat mackerel. Every now and then one of the friends jumped up and ran to look at the baby. When supper was over, they sat about the stove and prepared for a quiet evening.
The corporal had been silent, had given no account of himself. The friends were a little hurt at this, but they knew he would tell them in time. Pilon, to whom knowledge was as gold to be mined, made a few tentative drills into the corporal's reticence.
"It is not often that one sees a young soldier with a baby," he suggested delicately.
The corporal grinned with pride.
Pablo added, "This baby was probably found in the garden of love. And that is the best kind of babies, for only good things are in it."
"We too have been soldiers," said Danny. "When we die, we will go to the grave on a gun carriage, and a firing squad will shoot over us."
They waited to see whether the corporal would improve upon the opportunity they had offered. The corporal looked his appreciation. "You have been good to me," he said. "You have been as good and kind as my friends in Torreon would be. This is my baby, the baby of my wife."
"And where is your wife?" Pilon asked.
The corporal lost his smile. "She is in Mexico," he said. Then he grew vivacious again. "I met a man, and he told me a curious thing. He said we can make of babies what we will. He said, 'You tell the baby often what you want him to do, and when he grows up he will do that.' Over and over I tell this baby, 'You will be a general.' Do you think it will be so?"
The friends nodded politely. "It may be," said Pilon. "I have not heard of this practice."
"I say twenty times a day, 'Manuel, you will be a general some day. You will have big epaulets and a sash. Your sword will be gold. You will ride a palomino horse. What a life for you, Manuel! ' The man said he surely will be a general if I say it so."
Danny got up and went to the apple box. "You will be a general, " he said to the baby. "When you grow up you will be a great general."
The others trooped over to see whether the formula had had any effect.
The Pirate whispered, "You will be a general," and he wondered whether the same method would work on a dog.
"This baby is sick all right," Danny said. "We must keep him warm."
They went back to their seats.
"Your wife is in Mexico--" Pilon suggested.
The corporal wrinkled his brows and thought for a while, and then he smiled brilliantly. "I will tell you. It is not a thing to tell to strangers, but you are my friends. I was a soldi
er in Chihuahua, and I was diligent and clean and kept oil in my rifle, so that I became a caporal. And then I was married to a beautiful girl. I do not say that it was not because of the chevrons that she married me. But she was very beautiful and young. Her eyes were bright, she had good white teeth, and her hair was long and shining. So pretty soon this baby was born."
"That is good," said Danny. "I should like to be you. There is nothing so good as a baby."
"Yes," said the corporal, "I was glad. And we went in to the baptism, and I wore a sash, although the book of the army did not mention it. And when we came out of that church, a capitan with epaulets and a sash and a silver sword saw my wife. Pretty soon my wife went away. Then I went to that capitan and I said, 'Give me back my wife,' and he said, 'You do not value your life, to talk this way to your superior.' " The corporal spread his hands and lifted his shoulders in a gesture of caged resignation.
"Oh, that thief!" cried Jesus Maria.
"You gathered your friends. You killed that capitan," Pablo anticipated.
The corporal looked self-conscious. "No. There was nothing to do. The first night, someone shot at me through the window. The second day a field gun went off by mistake and it came so close to me that the wind knocked me down. So I went away from there, and I took the baby with me."
There was fierceness in the faces of the friends, and their eyes were dangerous. The Pirate, in his corner, snarled, and all the dogs growled.
"We should have been there," Pilon cried. "We would have made that capitan wish he had never lived. My grandfather suffered at the hands of a priest, and he tied that priest naked to a post in a corral and turned a little calf in with him. Oh, there are ways."
"I was only a caporal," said the boy. "I had to run away." Tears of shame were in his eyes. "There is no help for a caporal when a capitan is against him; so I ran away, with the baby Manuel. In Fresno I met this wise man, and he told me I could make Manuel be what I wished. I tell that baby twenty times every day, 'You will be a general. You will wear epaulets and carry a golden sword.' "
Here was drama that made the experiments of Cornelia Ruiz seem uninteresting and vain. Here was a situation which demanded the action of the friends. But its scene was so remote that action was impossible. They looked in admiration at the corporal. He was so young to have had such an adventure!
"I wish," Danny said wickedly, "that we were in Torreon now. Pilon would make a plan for us. It is too bad we cannot go there."
Big Joe Portagee had stayed awake, a tribute to the fascination of the corporal's story. He went to the apple box and looked in. "You going to be a general," he said. And then, "Look! This baby is moving funny." The friends crowded around. The spasm had already started. The little feet kicked down and then drew up. The hands crawled about helplessly, and then the baby scrabbled and shuddered.
"A doctor," Danny cried. "We must have a doctor." But he and everyone knew it was no use. Approaching death wears a cloak no one ever mistakes. While they watched, the baby stiffened and the struggle ended. The mouth dropped open, and the baby was dead. In kindness Danny covered the apple box with a piece of blanket. The corporal stood very straight and stared before him, so shocked that he could not speak nor think.
Jesus Maria laid a hand on his shoulder and led him to a chair. "You are so young," he said. "You will have many more babies."
The corporal moaned, "Now he is dead. Now he will never be a general with that sash and that sword."
There were tears in the eyes of the friends. In the corner all the dogs whined miserably. The Pirate buried his big head in the fur of Senor Alec Thompson.
In a soft tone, almost a benediction, Pilon said, "Now you yourself must kill the capitan. We honor you for a noble plan of revenge. But that is over and you must take your own vengeance, and we will help you, if we can."
The corporal turned dull eyes to meet him. "Revenge?" he asked. "Kill the capitan? What do you mean?"
"Why, it was plain what your plan was," Pilon said. "This baby would grow up, and he would be a general; and in time he would find that capitan, and he would kill him slowly. It was a good plan. The long waiting, and then the stroke. We, your friends, honor you for it."
The corporal was looking bewilderedly at Pilon. "What is this?" he demanded. "I have nothing to do with this capitan. He is the capitan."
The friends sat forward.
Pilon cried, "Then what was this plan to make the baby a general ? Why was that?"
The corporal was a little embarrassed then. "It is the duty of a father to do well by his child. I wanted Manuel to have more good things than I had."
"Is that all?" Danny cried.
"Well," said the corporal, "my wife was so pretty, and she was not any puta, either. She was a good woman, and that capitan took her. He had little epaulets, and a little sash, and his sword was only of a silver color. Consider," said the corporal, and he spread out his hands, "if that capitan, with the little epaulets and the little sash, could take my wife, imagine what a general with a big sash and gold sword could take!"
There was a long silence while Danny and Pilon and Pablo and Jesus Maria and the Pirate and Big Joe Portagee digested the principle. And when it was digested, they waited for Danny to speak.
"It is to be pitied," said Danny at last, "that so few parents have the well-being of their children at heart. Now we are more sorry than ever that the baby is gone, for with such a father, what a happy life he has missed."
All of the friends nodded solemnly.
"What will you do now?" asked Jesus Maria, the discoverer.
"I will go back to Mexico," said the corporal. "I am a soldier in my heart. It may be, if I keep oiling my rifle, I myself may be an officer some day. Who can tell?"
The six friends looked at him admiringly. They were proud to have known such a man.
11
How, Under the Most Adverse Circumstances, Love Came to Big Joe Portagee.
For Big Joe Portagee, to feel love was to do something about it. And this is the history of one of his love affairs.
It had been raining in Monterey; from the tall pines the water dripped all day. The paisanos of Tortilla Flat did not come out of their houses, but from every chimney a blue column of pine-wood smoke drifted so that the air smelled clean and fresh and perfumed.
At five o'clock in the afternoon the rain stopped for a few moments, and Big Joe Portagee, who had been under a rowboat on the beach most of the day, came out and started up the hill toward Danny's house. He was cold and hungry.
When he came to the very edge of Tortilla Flat, the skies opened and the rain poured down. In an instant Big Joe was soaked through. He ran into the nearest house to get out of the rain, and that house was inhabited by Tia Ignacia.
The lady was about forty-five, a widow of long standing and some success. Ordinarily she was taciturn and harsh, for there was in her veins more Indian blood than is considered decent in Tortilla Flat.
When Big Joe entered she had just opened a gallon of red wine and was preparing to pour out a glass for her stomach's sake. Her attempt to push the jug under a chair was unsuccessful. Big Joe stood in her doorway, dripping water on the floor.
"Come in and get dry," said Tia Ignacia. Big Joe, watching the bottle as a terrier watches a bug, entered the room. The rain roared down on the roof. Tia Ignacia poked up a blaze in her airtight stove.
"Would you care for a glass of wine?"
"Yes," said Big Joe. Before he had finished his first glass, Big Joe's eyes had refastened themselves on the jug. He drank three glasses before he consented to say a word, and before the wolf ishness went out of his eyes.
Tia Ignacia had given her new jug of wine up for lost. She drank with him as the only means to preserve a little of it to her own use. It was only when the fourth glass of wine was in his hand that Big Joe relaxed and began to enjoy himself.
"This is not Torrelli's wine," he said.
"No, I get it from an Italian lady who is my friend." She po
ured out another glass.
The early evening came. Tia Ignacia lighted a kerosene lamp and put some wood in the fire. As long as the wine must go, it must go, she thought. Her eyes dwelt on the huge frame of Big Joe Portagee with critical appraisal. A little flush warmed her chest.
"You have been working out in the rain, poor man," she said. "Here, take off your coat and let it dry."
Big Joe rarely told a lie. His mind didn't work quickly enough. "I been on the beach under a rowboat, asleep," he said.
"But you are all wet, poor fellow." She inspected him for some response to her kindness, but on Big Joe's face nothing showed except gratification at being out of the rain and drinking wine. He put out his glass to be filled again. Having eaten nothing all day, the wine was having a profound effect on him.
Tia Ignacia addressed herself anew to the problem. "It is not good to sit in a wet coat. You will be ill with cold. Come, let me help you to take off your coat."
Big Joe wedged himself comfortably into his chair. "I'm all right," he said stubbornly.
Tia Ignacia poured herself another glass. The fire made a rushing sound to counteract with comfort the drumming of water on the roof.
Big Joe made absolutely no move to be friendly, to be gallant, even to recognize the presence of his hostess. He drank his wine in big swallows. He smiled stupidly at the stove. He rocked himself a little in the chair.
Anger and despair arose in Tia Ignacia. "This pig," she thought, "this big and dirty animal. It would be better for me if I brought some cow in the house out of the rain. Another man would say some little friendly word at least."
Big Joe stuck out his glass to be filled again.
Now Tia Ignacia strove heroically. "In a little warm house there is happiness on such a night," she said. "When the rain is dripping and the stove burns sweetly, then is a time for people to feel friendly. Don't you feel friendly?"
"Sure," said Big Joe.
"Perhaps the light is too bright in your eyes," she said coyly. "Would you like me to blow out the light?"
"It don't bother me none," said Big Joe, "if you want to save oil, go ahead."
She blew down the lamp chimney, and the room leaped to darkness. Then she went back to her chair and waited for his gallantry to awaken. She could hear the gentle rocking of his chair. A little light came from the cracks of the stove and struck the shiny corners of the furniture. The room was nearly luminous with warmth. Tia Ignacia heard his chair stop rocking and braced herself to repel him. Nothing happened.