“Of course you did,” said John, demonstrating his diplomatic skills with only the slightest raising of an eyebrow. “Appalling! No one of intelligence would ever doubt the patriotism of such an English rose.”
“Thank you, Mr. Kent,” said Eleanor. “But I think Mother is more concerned about the accusations against the dogs.”
“How anyone could doubt the patriotism of my dachshunds is just shocking,” said Lady Emily. “It’s an outrage.”
“The Breeders Association is changing the breed name from dachshund to Freedom Hound,” said Eleanor. “They will be running newspaper advertisements and hopefully that will help.”
“Such vulgar pandering to the masses,” said Lady Emily. “But if it saves even a single little dog’s life, it must be endured, I suppose.”
“Speaking of saving lives, here comes Hugh’s ambulance,” said Agatha. “Doesn’t he look handsome?” Hugh walked ahead of his ambulance, his face stern. The ambulance, polished to a fault, had its back doors open, and two of Hugh’s men waved their caps at the crowd from their perches inside. They were followed by another who proudly carried a box labeled PORTABLE X-RAY. The box was a fraud, a portable X-ray being much too large and too valuable to send out to a country parade, but the Medical Corps was proud enough of its newest medical advance to have allowed Hugh to construct a crude model for the occasion.
Behind Hugh came Daniel’s group of eight officers, marching two abreast, all in new khaki and caps, with the officer’s Sam Browne leather belt and a pistol holster on the left hip. Boots were polished, and the lack of limping suggested to Agatha that the boots and the officers who wore them were properly broken in.
“So thrilling Daniel’s outfit came to join in,” said Eleanor. “But I had hoped the Artists Rifles might be wearing linen shirts and daggers in their belts.”
“They are not pirates,” said Agatha. “It’s an Officer Training Corps, and they take it very seriously, as you can tell by their demeanor.”
“I can’t wait to tour the model trench,” said Eleanor. “Beatrice Nash tells me they have bookshelves and willow furniture, and that they read poetry every night before taps.”
“The parade seems to be progressing with complete efficiency,” said John. “You ladies are generals in your own right.”
“Let us not count our chickens,” said Agatha. She had noticed one or two of the bucket girls seemed a little forward in their soliciting of men in the crowd, and she had also spotted that Snout, in Roman toga and sandals, seemed to have ditched his classmates and was also wielding a collection bucket. One of the fire-station horses had gone lame, and some of the schoolchildren seemed congenitally unable to walk in a straight line; their marching formation resembled a flock of worried sheep and the teachers had spent the parade herding rather than waving. The parade was going well, but it could not be assumed to be a success until the last float, containing the Britannia tableau, had stopped at the reviewing stand for the playing of the national anthems of Belgium and Great Britain and then moved on to the parade grounds to a rousing rendition of “Land of Hope and Glory.” It was hoped the entire crowd would be singing and would be motivated to spend their money on the afternoon’s attractions. Then and only then, thought Agatha, would she breathe freely.
—
Beatrice could not deny that she was enjoying herself. Her new dress fell in becoming folds about her golden sandals; her hair had cooperated and was pinned up in soft rolls under a circlet of laurel. She felt an unusual happiness and understood that it came from feeling young and pretty, or at least remembering what it had felt like to feel young and pretty, before the more recent years of her father’s decline had rendered such feelings pointless. Seated on a carpet-covered box at the right hand of Britannia’s flower-covered throne, she carried a shield decorated with the St. George’s Cross. As she waved to the crowd, she reserved her friendliest smiles for the delighted children, who sat openmouthed on their fathers’ shoulders, clutching little flags and sticky lollipops and wondering at the pageant unfolding before them. She knew the children thought it was all real and did not recognize even Mrs. Fothergill, whose painted face had acquired a regal air under her laurel crown and who waved with all the restraint of a true monarch. Celeste, as Belgium, sat on a lower box at Britannia’s feet, wearing her own white dress, its lace hastily attached all down the front of the skirt, a simple white cotton cap with strings, and a small shawl knitted in the colors of the Belgian flag. She carried a posy of wildflowers in a basket. On boxes of different heights, all covered in green baize to suggest the land’s undulating landscape, the young ladies of Scotland, Wales, and Ireland stood to the rear of the throne. Ahead, a small section of a military band from Kent played patriotic songs and hymns, and the crowd sang snatches of the words and waved their hats as the float passed so that even Beatrice felt her eyes grow wet with sentimental tears. It was impossible that the hardest of hearts not be moved by the sunny day and the fervor of the country crowd’s simple patriotism.
As the float approached the viewing stand, Beatrice felt a flutter of nerves that had little to do with being reviewed by Colonel Wheaton, Lady Emily, and the other dignitaries, and more to do with whether Hugh and Daniel would keep their promise to double back to see her and Celeste’s triumphal arrival. Even Celeste put a hand to a stray tendril of hair, and Beatrice understood that she too was not immune to such flattery. Beatrice sat a little taller on her box but refused to pat her own hair and tried not to look around for familiar faces. As the float slowed to a stop, Mrs. Fothergill rose to her feet to the rousing applause of the reviewing stands and, after a dignified nod of acknowledgment, unsheathed the sword that hung so decoratively from a tapestry girdle around her waist.
“Women of Britain, prepare to defend Belgium,” she said in ringing tones.
“What are we doing?” whispered Beatrice. “I thought this was a silent tableau.”
“The element of surprise, dear,” said Mrs. Fothergill. “Be ready!” Before she could say more a roar went up from behind both stands and a pack of men, dressed in blue uniform jackets and sporting the distinctive spiked brass helmet preferred by Germanic regiments, burst forth waving swords, shotguns, and farm implements, and rushed the float with bloodcurdling oaths. The band struck up a rousing march as Mrs. Fothergill began to swing her sword left and right over her head and shriek like a banshee. Scotland and Ireland leveled their javelins and began to poke away at the men below, giggling all the time, while Wales crouched behind her shield and called for them to stop.
“You come one step near me and my father will have you up to the magistrate, Ernie Phillips,” she could be heard to say. “And you, Arthur Day, can stop waving that pitchfork like a lunatic.”
“We shall defend Belgium to our last breath,” shouted Mrs. Fothergill as Beatrice stood and parried a rather too enthusiastic poke from a bayonet that, close up, could be seen to be of the blunt-ended, theatrical type.
“Really, Mrs. Fothergill,” said Beatrice. “You arranged German hordes?” But her words were drowned out as Celeste, who had become frozen still on her box, began to scream, a slowly rising scream that suggested she had been dealt a mortal wound or was being stretched on a medieval rack. It went on and on, so that the band stopped their instruments one by one and the German hordes froze in their spots.
“Celeste, are you hurt?” Beatrice flung away her shield and knelt to cradle Celeste in her arms. The girl struggled and thrashed as if Beatrice were the enemy, and Beatrice looked around wildly for help. She saw a commotion in the street, and then Hugh was pushing his way through to vault onto the float.
“She’s beside herself,” said Beatrice. Celeste’s keening scream went suddenly quiet, the silence almost as deafening, and small flecks of spittle frothed around her mouth as her eyes rolled back in her head.
“She’s in a dead faint,” said Hugh. “Some sort of seizure, I fear.”
“I am trained for first aid,” said Mrs. Fothergill. “Perhap
s I should assist?”
“I think you’ve done enough,” said Beatrice, without thinking. “Perhaps you can all clear the area and give her some air.” The crowd, which had pressed forward to view the distress, began to step back, and Beatrice tried to move her own body to shield Celeste as Hugh picked her up and carried her down from the float.
“Well, I do not think I deserve to be spoken to in such a manner,” she heard Bettina Fothergill say, but Beatrice was prevented from making some further hasty answer by the reasonable tones of Agatha Kent.
“Mrs. Fothergill, the Mayor needs you to open the flower tent. I think all is covered here and my nephew is a doctor.”
“May I help you down, Mrs. Fothergill?” added John. “Here is a step for you.”
“I cannot imagine what distressed the poor child,” Mrs. Fothergill said, her voice carrying even as she allowed herself to be led away. “In Bexhill, they staged just such a small skirmish and doubled their donations.”
“Did Bexhill stage their attack on a real Belgian?” asked John.
“Well no, that’s precisely where we were to have improved upon their efforts” came the faint reply as he led Mrs. Fothergill away.
“Do you want smelling salts?” asked Agatha.
“Best to get her home,” said Hugh, holding Celeste in his arms while Beatrice waved the tiny brown bottle under her nose. Celeste groaned and turned her head away to curl into Hugh’s shoulder like a child.
“I’ll send for her father,” said Agatha. “And the Headmaster will have to manage your Latin performers.”
Beatrice thanked her and then, gathering up the many folds of her gown in her hands, she hurried to follow Hugh up the steps towards the high street. She remembered being a child in her own father’s arms, the sensation of flying above the ground, the safety of strong arms, the warm, familiar smell of him against the new smells of street or woods. She had to quell a sudden wish that she, not Celeste, had fainted. It was a stupid thought, not worthy of the current crisis, and as she rebuked herself silently, she was much larger and heavier than Celeste and would no doubt have been unceremoniously dumped into a wheelbarrow.
Reaching the cottage, Hugh carried Celeste up to her little alcove, which now contained Agatha’s second spare wooden bed, a small dresser, and a floor-length tapestry curtain to screen the nook from the stair. Laying her on the bed, he took her pulse with his pocket watch in his hand. His face showed frowning concern.
“Her pulse is steady,” he said. “Did she eat breakfast?”
“Not much,” said Beatrice. “We were both a little anxious about the parade.” Truth be told, she now thought that Celeste might have had nothing but a cup of tea. Meanwhile she, Beatrice, had breakfasted in a manner that now seemed unattractively hearty. It had seemed a shame to leave Celeste’s toast and gooseberry jam to go to waste, and her own nerves about the day had made her hungrier than usual.
“I’m sure it’s probably just a bit of a shock and lack of food,” said Hugh. “But just to be certain someone should remain with her. Lukewarm tea with plenty of sugar and a light diet for the rest of the day. Boiled egg or that sort of thing.”
He went to wait downstairs while Beatrice struggled to help Celeste out of her dress and stays and under the covers. Celeste felt feverish and shivered at her touch, reduced again to the disheveled and exhausted refugee of the first night.
“You are safe now,” said Beatrice, smoothing the golden hair across the pillow. “You are going to be all right.” Celeste merely turned her head away and closed her eyes. Beatrice sat on the bed and looked with sorrow at the little winged sandals spilled on the floor.
When Beatrice came down to the parlor a few moments later, the Professor had arrived. He stood by the window shuffling his feet and fussing with his watch chain.
“How is my daughter?” he asked. His face seemed tensed for bad news.
“As I said, I’m sure it is nothing to worry about,” said Hugh. “Just a bit of a shock on top of a morning of nerves and no breakfast, I expect. Unless she has any medical condition of which I am unaware?”
“But this is all my fault,” said the Professor, shaking his head. “A child should not be exposed to such roughness. I should not have given my permission for her to participate.”
“She will be fine after a day’s rest,” said Hugh. “I can ask Dr. Lawton to call tomorrow if you prefer?”
“No, that will not be necessary,” said the Professor. “I came at a great pace from the festival, where Mr. Tillingham had desired me to judge with him the marrows. I am much relieved to know my daughter is well.”
“Would you like to go up and see her?” said Beatrice, cheerfully. She was already thinking about donning an apron over her new dress to make Celeste some tea and a lightly poached egg.
“No, no, best she not be disarranged,” he said. “You will tell her I was here, and with your permission, I will call on you later for a further report. I fear I must return to my duties at the fete.”
“Are you sure, Professor?” asked Beatrice, whose duties to her own Latin scholars had been set aside the moment Celeste fainted. She looked to the stairs and thought of the trembling young girl and how much a father’s hand on her arm might soothe.
“You have my thanks for your kind care of my child,” he said as if she had suggested otherwise. “Your young doctor says she will be quite well, and so there is nothing more to be said.” With that he put his hat on his head and almost knocked it off again getting out under the low door lintel.
“It hardly seems fair to leave you to look after Celeste and be deprived of the afternoon’s festivities,” said Hugh as they watched the Professor hurry away up the street. Faint sounds of a carnival organ and the competing cacophony of a brass band hinted at the fete on the marsh below.
“I will be sorry to miss the pig racing,” she said in a dry tone. He laughed. “It serves no purpose to diminish anyone else’s enjoyment of the day,” she added. “You should get back to the fete.”
For a moment, he wavered, as if he wanted to stay. “I trust Abigail will return in time for you to attend the gala dance at the inn?” he asked at last.
“I don’t think Celeste will be well enough, so I will probably stay here,” she replied. While she would have denied any need of a chaperone, no woman could relish attending a public ball alone.
“Nonsense,” said Hugh. “Daniel and I simply can’t abide having to ask strange women to dance. I will come and fetch you myself, and you must keep some of your dance card open for us.”
“But you will have your card full,” she said.
“I am prepared to do my social duty in all corners of the room,” he said. “If you prefer my Aunt Agatha to call for you, I will arrange it?”
“That won’t be necessary,” she said. “I am not a child.”
“About seven then,” said Hugh. “Meanwhile, keep the patient very quiet and I will assume you know how to boil her an egg?”
—
The fete was in full swing, and Agatha, standing in the shade afforded by a flap of the tea tent, set her notebook down on a convenient upturned barrel and looked around with the cautious optimism of one who has prepared well and whose efforts are bearing the expected fruit, but for whom any display of gratification or relaxation of effort would be premature.
“Everything seems to be going marvelously well,” said her husband, coming out of the tent bearing two glasses of cold lemonade and a plate of finger sandwiches. “You have pulled it off, old girl.”
“I am not superstitious,” said Agatha. “But I must refuse to agree with you lest Bettina Fothergill unleash some further outrage on the afternoon.”
“People who say they are not superstitious are fooling no one but themselves,” said John, handing her a glass and setting down the plate. “May I offer you a lucky cheese sandwich?”
“What makes it lucky?” asked Agatha.
“It is not egg salad,” said her husband. “Therefore it is less lik
ely to cause gastric distress after spending much of the day on an open platter under a hot tent.”
“You make my mouth water in anticipation,” she said, peering with great suspicion at the dry edges of the bread. “However, I am completely famished, thank you.”
“That boy Snout, the one with the suspicious donation bucket?” said John. “He was inside treating several pals to iced buns.”
“I’ll box his ears,” said Agatha. “After all we’ve done for him…”
“I gave him a very stern eye, to which he responded by paying for your lemonade,” said John. “He was very charming about it too, so if you make a fuss you should know you may be an accessory.”
“You are incorrigible, John,” she said. “Just because it’s amusing to you does not mean you should allow him to get away with his mischief.”
“One wishes to allow room for the flourishing of personal conscience,” said John. “The dread hand of authority can instill fear, but it cannot build character. I’m sure by the wee hours young Snout will be racked by guilt. But besides, I am on holiday today. I’m going to revel in being an authority over absolutely nothing.”
“You should have warned me,” said Agatha. “I put you down for judging beautiful babies at two o’clock and staffing the cashbox from four to five.” Her husband groaned into his cheese sandwich, but he did not refuse his help. Other husbands happily took credit for the work of their wives, and accepted honors in exchange for their financial donations, but they were often noticeably absent from any of the actual work of philanthropy. Agatha held it to be the greatest of all John’s many qualities as a husband that he always stood shoulder to shoulder with her; or rather, did exactly as he was told.
“I want to tour Daniel’s model trench first, and take a look at Hugh’s ambulance,” said John, consulting his pocket watch. “Will you come with me?”
“I really should perambulate around all the stalls and then check the entertainment program,” said Agatha.
“Don’t you want to see your nephews besieged by adoring young women with a passionate interest in trenching shovels and medical splints?” said John, swallowing the last bite of his sandwich. “I’m sure both boys are completely confounded by all the attention.”