CHAPTER XIV.
BOUNCED!
Sam sat down at a table, and took up the bill of fare. A coloredwaiter stood by, and awaited his orders.
"Bring me a plate of beefsteak, a cup of coffee, and sometea-biscuit," said Sam, with the air of a man of fortune.
"All right, sir," said the waiter.
"After all, it's pleasant living in New York," thought Sam, as heleaned back in his chair, and awaited in pleasant anticipation thefulfilment of his order. "It's different from livin' at the deacon's.Here a feller can be independent."
"As long as he has money," Sam should have added; but, like somebusiness men, he was not aware of his present insolvency. Ignorance isbliss, sometimes; and it is doubtful whether our hero would have eatenhis breakfast with as good a relish when it came, if he had known thathe had not a cent in his pocket.
Sam was soon served, and he soon made way with the articles he hadordered. You can't get a very liberal supply of beefsteak for fifteencents, which was what Sam was charged for his meat. He felt hungrystill, after he had eaten what was set before him. So he took the billof fare once more, and pored over its well-filled columns.
"They must have a tremendous big kitchen to cook so many things," hethought. "Why, there are as many as a hundred. Let me see--here'sbuckwheat cakes, ten cents. I guess I'll have some."
"Anything more, sir?" asked the waiter, approaching to clear away thedirty dishes.
"Buckwheat cakes, and another cup of coffee," ordered Sam.
"All right, sir."
"They treat me respectful, here," thought Sam. "What would the deaconsay to hear me called sir? I like it. Folks have better manners in thecity than in the country."
This was rather a hasty conclusion on the part of Sam, and it was notlong before he had occasion enough to change his mind.
He ate the buckwheat cakes with a relish, and felt tolerablysatisfied.
"Anything more, sir?" asked the waiter.
Sam was about to say no, when his eye rested on that portion of thebill devoted to pastry, and he changed his mind.
"Bring me a piece of mince-pie," he said.
Sam was sensible that he was ordering breakfast beyond his means, buthe vaguely resolved that he would content himself with a small dinner.He really could not resist the temptation of the pie.
At last it was eaten, and the waiter brought him a ticket, bearing theprice of his breakfast, fifty cents. Now, for the first time, he feltin his vest-pocket for his money. He felt in vain. Still he did notsuspect his loss.
"I thought I put it in my vest-pocket," he said to himself. "I guess Imade a mistake, and put it in some other."
He felt in another pocket, and still another, till he had exploredevery pocket he possessed, and still no money.
Sam turned pale, and his heart gave a sudden thump, as the extent ofhis misfortune dawned upon him. It was not alone that he was withoutmoney in a strange city, but he had eaten rather a hearty breakfast,which he was unable to pay for. What would they think of him? Whatwould they do to him? He saw it all now. That specious stranger,Clarence Brown, had robbed him in his sleep. That was why he hadinvited him to spend the night in his room without charge. That waswhy he had got up so early and stolen out without his knowledge, afterhe had purloined all his money.
Sam was not particularly bashful; but he certainly felt something likeit, as he walked up to the cashier's desk. A man stood behind it,rather stout, and on the whole not benevolent in his looks. There wasno softness about his keen business face. Sam inferred with a sinkingheart that he was not a man likely to sympathize with him in hismisfortunes, or seem to give credence to them.
Sam stood at the counter waiting while the proprietor was makingchange for another customer. He was considering what he could best sayto propitiate his creditor.
"Now, then," said the man behind the counter, a little impatiently,for another had come up behind Sam, "where's your ticket?"
"Here, sir," said Sam, laying it on the counter.
"Fifty cents. Pay quick, and don't keep me waiting."
"I am very sorry, sir," Sam began, faltering, "but--"
"But what!" exclaimed the proprietor, with an ominous scowl.
"I can't pay you now."
"Can't pay me now!" repeated the other, angrily; "what do you mean?"
"I've lost my money," said Sam, feeling more and more uncomfortable.
By this time the patience of the restaurant-keeper was quite gone.
"What business had you to come in here and order an expensivebreakfast when you had no money?" he demanded, furiously.
"I thought I had some money," said Sam, fervently wishing himself backat the deacon's for the first time since his arrival in the city.
"How could you think you had some when you hadn't any?"
"I had some last night," said Sam, eagerly; "but I slept in Mr.Brown's room, and he must have robbed me in the night."
"That's a likely story!" sneered the proprietor. "What do you think ofit, Mr. Jones?" he asked, turning to a customer, whom he knew byname.
Mr. Jones shrugged his shoulders.
"Too thin!" he replied, briefly.
"Of course it is," said the proprietor, angrily. "This boy's evidentlya beat."
"A what?" inquired Sam, who had not been in the city long enough tounderstand the meaning of the term.
"A dead beat; but you don't play any of your games on me, young man.I've cut my eye-teeth, I have. You don't swindle me out of afifty-cent breakfast quite so easily. Here, John, call a policeman."
"Oh, don't call a policeman!" exclaimed Sam, terror-stricken. "It'strue, every word I've told you. I'm from the country. I only got tothe city yesterday, and I've been robbed of all my money, over sixdollars. I hope you'll believe me."
"I don't believe a word you say," said the restaurant-keeper, harshly."You are trying to come it over me. I dare say you've been round thestreets half your life."
"I think you are wrong, Mr. Chucks," said another customer, who waswaiting to pay his bill. "He's got a country look about him. He don'tlook like one of the regular street boys. Better let him go. Iwouldn't call a policeman."
"I ought to," grumbled the proprietor. "Fancy his impudence inordering a fifty-cent breakfast, when he hadn't a cent to pay hisbill."
"I wouldn't have come in, if I had known," said Sam.
"Don't tell me," said the man, sharply, "for I don't believe it. Doyou think I can afford to give you breakfast for nothing?"
"I'll pay you as soon as I get some money," said Sam. "Only don't sendme to prison."
"I won't give you in charge this time, though I ought to; but I'llgive you something to settle your breakfast. Here, Peter, you waitedon this young man, didn't you?"
"Yes, sir."
"He hasn't paid for his breakfast, and pretends he hasn't got anymoney. _Bounce him!_"
If Sam was ignorant of the meaning of the word "bounce," he was soonenlightened. The waiter seized him by the collar, before he knew whatwas going to happen, pushed him to the door, and then, lifting hisfoot by a well-directed kick, landed him across the sidewalk into thestreet.
This proceeding was followed by derisive laughter from the otherwaiters who had gathered near the door, and it was echoed by twostreet urchins outside, who witnessed Sam's ignominious exit from therestaurant.
Sam staggered from the force of the bouncing, and felt disgraced andhumiliated to think that the waiter who had been so respectful andattentive should have inflicted upon him such an indignity, which hehad no power to resent.
"I wish I was back at the deacon's," he thought bitterly.
"How do you feel?" asked one of the boys who had witnessed Sam'shumiliation, not sympathetically, but in a tone of mockery.
"None of your business!" retorted Sam, savagely.
"He feels bad, Mickey," said the other. "He's heard bad news, andthat's what made him in such a hurry."
Here both the boys laughed, and Sam retorted angrily, "I'll make youfeel bad, if you a
int careful."
"Hear him talk, Mickey,--aint he smart?"
"I'll make you both smart," said Sam, beginning to roll up hissleeves; for he was no coward, and the boys were only about his ownsize.
"He wants to bounce us, like he was bounced himself," said Pat Riley."How did it feel, Johnny?"
Sam gave chase, but his tormentors were better acquainted with thecity than he, and he did not succeed in catching them. Finally he gaveit up, and, sitting down on a convenient door-step, gave himself up tomelancholy reflections.