«And you?»
«I have pursued one of them and have I stopped him to make to give me some explanations. and I give you know what you/he/she has told me him?»
I shaken the head, perplexed.
«Please, bite me! Do you give, do give me a nibbles, that costs yourself?»
«I am not a dog, do you want to understand him/it? I am not an accursed dog, I am a man as you. And I have here to go from!»
«I will tell you everything, but first you have to give me a bite. A solo, also small, but have to give him/it for me» has implored me «if don't do him/it they will dismiss me, they will postpone me to the hell of those that the animals abused, and is very worse there! I have put there years to be promoted in purgatorial. The it promised you that if you give me to bite The wills tell you everything!»
I looked at Italo with interrogative expression.
«I didn't have choice. but was also to disgust that! To every way you/he/she has been of word. After I have nibbled a couple of times him you/he/she has accompanied me from the keeper, and I have employed times to explain him that there was an error. That has made a pair of phone calls, then you/he/she has sent me in the aldilà of the men, but there I have not even done in time to give a peek. The new keeper has said that my body was not dead and therefore I had to return back. I have told him that even if my body was not dead I didn't have him more, then he has taken a register and you/he/she has skimmed through him. You/he/she has told me that us n'erano some available ones, people in coma that he could not wake up anymore because the soul had definitely gone street. You/he/she has said that they hold them for every eventuality, for the cases as this. It was enough that I said yes, and immediately after I would have been in a new body.»
«And have not you accepted?»
«You/he/she has told me that at that time the available bodies were only three. one belonged to convict, one to crazy person and one to pygmy of the tropical forest. Would you have accepted?»
I shaken the head.
«And not even me. Then he is raged; you/he/she has said that they were my business, that he already had his/her problems, that to send before the hut was not easy, then that moreover its turn was already ended by a piece and he/she wanted to return him of it on its cloudlet. Without not even giving me the time to beat you/he/she has touched me with a kind of magic wand and I have found here, in this room, with you that you were about to destroy my teeth with that damned bone. stuff from crazy person» concluded to hand passing himself/herself/itself on the forehead.
Chapter 54. Rivoglio my body!
I was senseless from the story of Italo, I realized to have the soft legs and I felt the need to take a seat. For his/her guilt you/he/she had been denied me, at least momentarily, the heaven. I looked at him/it with hate and I intended me that if one day the things had returned to place I would have remembered to give him a two weeks of bites to the calves. At that time Puffi entered tiredly dragging the legs, great locks of hair missed him in the different zones.
«Unfortunate, but that you have done him to' I am cat?»
«Nothing, has had yesterday a small discussion.»
The cat lifted the eyes and looked me. Then it looked at Italo. It looked again then at me, with an expression of the type" now he/she thinks of us him to put again to place the things." It went to sure blow toward Italo and it did for rubbing himself/herself/themselves to his/her leg, but it passed you through and it went to beat the head against the edge of a piece of furniture. You turned, it looked again us and later it sent forth immediately a terrorized meow while the few remained hair got up him to ciuffetti. You licked the legs and it rubbed him the eyes. Ascertaining that it didn't work, taken runs after her/it and it gave a heading in the wall. Still stunned it turned him to look us for the nth time. When he/she saw that we were still both there, it escaped as a lightning. From that moment we didn't see him/it anymore.
«Puffi. Puffiii. oh, my goodness» it said Italo with tired voice.
«And now that we do?» I asked him.
«And do you ask me him? You have to return me my body, and you have to immediately do him/it!»
«Apart that the palest idea I don't have on as to do, we say that I really immediately am not able.»
«And have to give him/it for me now instead! The rivoglio you have immediately understood?»
«Listen to me, is not that I am so much good in this condition! The only positive thing is that I have been saved from the traps of Barbie, for the rest your body me ago literally disgust; he/she stammers, he/she doesn't see us and he/she doesn't know how to read. he/she doesn't know how not to even go by bicycle, that you/they know him/it to be even his/her children, The don'ts understand how you macaws able tener I know much to this carcass.»
If there is a thing that has really some absurdity is veder to blush of anger a ghost, yet Italo became really red as a pepper!
«And then, if you ago so disgust, because you immediately don't return me him?»
«For two motives. The first one is that I don't know how he does, I have just told you him. The second is that before definitely going I have to do justice!»
«Of thing speaks?»
To that point I told him the whole history, to start from Steve. He listened more and more amazed, then it reached the conclusions.
«Then has been him to tamper with the brakes of the car. and then to phone me and the officers of the fire, doing I know that met there on that narrow stradina! You/he/she has seen that I always brought you with me and you/he/she has decided of it stuffed out both.»
«I already believe, that has gone really this way.»
«Accursed. really the evening that The hads found the courage, The wases to step away from to kiss Stefania.»
«We have to absolutely pick him/it up» I said serious.
«You are right. It has to pay her dear.»
Chapter 55. The pact
«. we make to pact!» it proposed me him after having been absorbed for some instant.
«And that is?»
«I will let you use my body for some, so that you can find the way to let that guy to arrest. After all if are in this situation the guilt is his! However you have to promise me that you will use him/it with care and you won't waste him/it to me. and above all that when everything will be ended you will go of it and you will return me him without making histories.»
«It looks that it is difficult to waste this way it» I let me escape and he cast me a homicidal glance.
«Be', you were able at least to make you the laser to the eyes...» I added sketching a smile, but if you/he/she had been able, Italo would have killed me.
«I was joking only» I lied, but he kept on doing the offended one without answering.
«. it is all right, The ams there. Considering that you have proven comprehensive, I promise you that I will do the good one. The wills I give dark rather,: The wills also lend you to hand with Stefania.»
«It brakes, does it brake, what do you want to do?»
«I will conquer Stefania for you, I will do what you have never found the courage to do.»
«Forget you him» it said doing himself/herself/itself serious «what is between me and her concerns only us, every relationship needs its period of knowledge and courting.»
«This have already felt her. trusted, is not this way! Also my old master he/she thought her/it as you, and all the histories went him to end badly. To be sweet is all right, also romantic. But then the moment arrives in always which owe to take courage and you owe her.»
«But as you speak?» it interrupted me.
«Excuse, didn't want to offend anybody. I wanted to say" to conquer".»
«To every way raise him/it to you from the head, have you understood?» he/she specified him, and I nodded.
«I have not felt the answer.»
«I have told you that it is all right. Okay, leaves her/it alone. besides, apart his/her sweets, there is no anythi
ng of her that The like, The dids only it for you.»
«Well. Now he/she thinks then to as to make to arrest that carcass, and think of us in hurry. Meanwhile I will try to understand as I have to do for taking back me my body without risks.»
Says this it disappeared, and I collapsed dormant.
«Wakened up, cur sleepy-head» I felt me to shout of sudden in an ear.
I opened the eyes to work, and after a two weeks of gapes I succeeded in holding them open for more than consecutive second winds. Instinctively I looked at the clock being me tuneless that I didn't know how to read him/it.
«I am you are her. before, lifted, we macaws busy to lot of things.»
«. my goodness, but macaws the ghosts I know early?»
«The ghosts are not early, the ghosts don't sleep really. Instead you have slept of ugly, but at least you have not made damages!»
«And that you have made the whole night instead?»
«Have tried to turn on the television! I knew that suffering, to see all the material things and not to succeed in touching her, to see a remote control and not to find the way of pressing the keys.»
«And do you tell him/it really to me? They are years that I try to learn to use the remote control.»
«To every way, enough chatters. Lifted, it is the time to start.»
Bored for that levataccia I got up me and I approached me in bath, followed by Italo. I sniffed the water and I peed, then I gave a pair of beautiful you rasp to the rug.
«It is stronger than me.» The tolds Italo that looked me at esterrefatto and schifato.
Chapter 56. Quarrels her
Following his/her instructions I filled the bathtub with lukewarm water and so much beautiful foam. I rolled for a long time there, I licked me the braccias, more times I sneezed. I played to bite the beads of soap while Italo shook the head, and when I had ended I shook me all the water of back, reducing the bath to a marsh.
«Not so, my goodness, you have to use the towel.»
I did for going out of the tub, but as I leaned the earth foot I slipped and I fell, hurting me an elbow.
«Unfortunate, it looks what you have done me» worried Italo exclaimed «to moments you broke me an arm.»
«Exaggerated» I answered rubbing me strong the elbow to attenuate the pain.
To that point I thought about having effected, under to his/her wise supervision, all the preparations to face the day, so I started me toward the room.
«And now where you go?»
«How where I go? I go to dress me!»
«With the cabbage, you now have to dry you the hair or you will make me come the cervical one. And then you have to wash yourself the teeth.»
Resigned, I taken the fon. When I extinguished him/it I had the so curly and swollen hair that I seemed an intersection between a hot-air balloon and a poodle.
«I can go to dress me, now?» I asked irritated.
«Even for dream! You still have to wash yourself the teeth and to shave you.»
«No, please. the beard no.»
«The beard yes!» insistette Italo.
«Assassin, wanted to make to die me bled!» it told then me while I was applying me the seventh bandaid.
«I had told you him that the beard was better to leave her/it!»
I went to dress me, then I approached me in the kitchen for the breakfast. I opened the dispensation and I taken a scatoletta: chicken and vegetables.
«And now that you do? Won't you want to eat that disgust at all?»
«And thing I should eat, according to you?» I answered while I was taking the can-opener.
«No, you that stuff doesn't eat her/it!»
«I don't eat her/it? I eat her eccome, also because the refrigerator and the dispensation are completely empty!»
«I have told you of no, you will make me come the colitis!»
«And do you know then what I tell you? I tell you that have broken me! It is as soon as a hour that I am awake and you have already exhausted me, you have tortured me to the point that I am not able of it more. Don't I bear you more you have understood? Do you now know what I do? I kill me.»
«You won't say seriously» Italo answered changing expression.
«You will now see him/it, if I say seriously. I do better than mine, I try to behave well me, not to waste your physical jewel from Adone, but you are never happy. Do you believe that for me is easy? Are you afraid that I/you/he/she ruin him/it to you? You will now see him/it, thing I do him to the your beautiful corpicino. I kill him/it, so I go out and I go to my heaven. and The leaves halo here you to shout, knows you will resolve halo them to you your problems» The tolds the limit of to crisis of nerves bringing me the blade of the Khan-opener to the throat.
«No, it waits please. I know him/it that I have exaggerated, but not to do so. please.»
«You have exaggerated? Don't have exaggerated, have done very worse! You have not seen how mine was reduced, of body, thanks to your sporting guide!»
He darkened him.
«I apologize you» it said after some, and it seemed sincere.
I looked at him/it serious, the blade of the can-opener you/he/she had left a red sign on the neck.
«I have apologized you, that my goodness you still want?»
Without saying more nothing I opened the scatoletta and I ate her/it to me, he turned him not to assist.
«My goodness, as soon as I return in me I have to remember to vomit me!» it commented desolate making a face schifata.
Chapter 57. The invitation to supper
It was a beautiful day, we decided to go out in garden to make the point of the situation.
«And does he start from where now?» Italo asked me.
«We have to find the assassin. We cannot go to report him/it because it is a police officer, we should give too explanations. We will identify him/it, then we will extend him a beautiful trap.»
«And as you think about doing?»
«We have to find again his/her auto. I have to give around a pair of sniffs, then we will go to the parking lot of the plant to see if there is an auto that the same odor has.»
«And then?»
«I have to know everything self? You are you the investigator!»
Says this I went out in the street, I threw myself in knee where Italo had held always parked the auto and I started to sniff the sidewalk while he looked me perplexed.
«There are here,» I was saying, when to my shoulders Stefania appeared making to start me.
«Beautiful day, eh?» it said so much to break the ice.
«Already» I answered embarrassed, slowly lifting me, then I cast a glance to Italo that started to look me crooked and to make me sign to be good.
«Good, beautiful figure you have made me do» it told me.
«What you are doing?» the girl asked me.
«I am looking for the medaglietta of Leo» I answered «I don't find her/it more.»
«Oh, I regret. The regrets indeed it. Do you want that I/you/he/she help yourself?»
«No, I thank you. I have to go to center. I will think it when I return.»
Taken by the idea to invite her/it to supper to try of ricucire some the relationship, I looked again at Italo. These it understood and shaken the head in sign of denial.
«I understand. then we see us» it said Stefania.
«Ok, sees us» I answered starting me.
«You feel.» it said her while The wases already getting further me.
I turned me verse of her while Italo shelled the eyes, more and more worried.
«. yes?» I did hesitant.
«You feel, me. oh, my goodness» it said racing The meets me and embracing me «you have made me worry I know much, The say seriously.»
«Me. The ams sorry it, The didn'ts want.»
«It doesn't do anything, it is not your guilt. What do you say about coming to supper from me, tonight?»
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sp; Meanwhile Barbie was gone out in the street and you/he/she had seen the whole scene. It started to snarl me against to open teeth.
«Bau wuf caì bau (cannot accept, is not logical! Don't try to take around Stefania or you will repent of it. And then you cannot do me this)» he/she barked.
Italo fixed me serious and kept on shaking the head.
«Not to accept. not to give to tell her of yes.» it repeated me to the ear with to killer tone.
«Me.» The said sad looking for an excuse.
Seeing that I temporized and a negative answer waiting himself/herself/itself, Stefania darkened him. Barbie and Italo breathed a sigh of relief.
«At what time?» I asked.
Stefania gave me the brightest smile that I/you had ever seen. Barbie restarted to bark and came to give me a bite to the ankle. Italo started to jump and to beat the earth feet angry, rotten of jealousy.
«Barbie, sciocchina, that you do?» it told not Stefania a too convinced reproach.
«I wait you at nine o'clock?» he/she asked then me.
«There will be» I responded, then I started me while Italo was me to the ribs and kept on inveighing me against.
Chapter 58. In the parking lot
«But you look, is not possible! Done take by a motion of pity you save a dog hurt by the road and thing I/you/he/she earn us? The house destroys you to catch the cat, it appropriates some remote control as if it were his, it makes you leave from your woman» it mumbled Italo, black as a spazzacamino, while we were walking toward the Plant of Police.
«It looks, that together with her" your woman" you are not there yet!» I underlined.
He launched me a homicidal look, then it continued without picking up the provocation.
«But is not everything! Then an assassin him ago a trap and for guilt his/her risks to die. You safe for a hair and him thing does? The body steals because his is not better, and it uses him/it with carelessness. And then, as if it was not enough, it also starts courting your girl!»