Miss Wills was dressed in a limp jumper suit which hung disconsolately on her angular form. Her stockings were slightly wrinkled, and she had on very high-heeled patent leather slippers.
Sir Charles shook hands, accepted a cigarette, and sat down on the sofa by the pierrot doll. Miss Wills sat opposite him. The light from the window caught her pince-nez and made them give off little flashes.
“Fancy you finding me out here,” said Miss Wills. “My mother will be ever so excited. She just adores the theatre—especially anything romantic. That play where you were a Prince at a University—she’s often talked of it. She goes to matinées, you know, and eats chocolates—she’s one of that kind. And she does love it.”
“How delightful,” said Sir Charles. “You don’t know how charming it is to be remembered. The public memory is short!” He sighed.
“She’ll be thrilled at meeting you,” said Miss Wills. “Miss Sutcliffe came the other day, and Mother was thrilled at meeting her.”
“Angela was here?”
“Yes. She’s putting on a play of mine, you know: Little Dog Laughed.”
“Of course,” said Sir Charles. “I’ve read about it. Rather intriguing title.”
“I’m so glad you think so. Miss Sutcliffe likes it, too. It’s a kind of modern version of the nursery rhyme—a lot of froth and nonsense—Hey diddle diddle and the dish and the spoon scandal. Of course, it all revolves round Miss Sutcliffe’s part—everyone dances to her fiddling—that’s the idea.”
Sir Charles said:
“Not bad. The world nowadays is rather like a mad nursery rhyme. And the little dog laughed to see such sport, eh?” And he thought suddenly: “Of course this woman’s the Little Dog. She looks on and laughs.”
The light shifted from Miss Wills’s pince-nez, and he saw her pale-blue eyes regarding him intelligently through them.
“This woman,” thought Sir Charles, “has a fiendish sense of humour.”
Aloud he said:
“I wonder if you can guess what errand has brought me here?”
“Well,” said Miss Wills archly, “I don’t suppose it was only to see poor little me.”
Sir Charles registered for a moment the difference between the spoken and the written word. On paper Miss Wills was witty and cynical, in speech she was arch.
“It was really Satterthwaite put the idea into my head,” said Sir Charles. “He fancies himself as being a good judge of character.”
“He’s very clever about people,” said Miss Wills. “It’s rather his hobby, I should say.”
“And he is strongly of opinion that if there were anything worth noticing that night at Melfort Abbey you would have noticed it.”
“Is that what he said?”
“Yes.”
“I was very interested, I must admit,” said Miss Wills slowly. “You see, I’d never seen a murder at close hand before. A writer’s got to take everything as copy, hasn’t she?”
“I believe that’s a well-known axiom.”
“So naturally,” said Miss Wills, “I tried to notice everything I could.”
This was obviously Miss Wills’s version of Beatrice’s “poking and prying.”
“About the guests?”
“About the guests.”
“And what exactly did you notice?”
The pince-nez shifted.
“I didn’t really find out anything—if I had I’d have told the police, of course,” she added virtuously.
“But you noticed things.”
“I always do notice things. I can’t help it. I’m funny that way.” She giggled.
“And you noticed—what?”
“Oh, nothing—that is—nothing that you’d call anything, Sir Charles. Just little odds and ends about people’s characters. I find people so very interesting. So typical, if you know what I mean.”
“Typical of what?”
“Of themselves. Oh, I can’t explain. I’m ever so silly at saying things.”
She giggled again.
“Your pen is deadlier than your tongue,” said Sir Charles, smiling.
“I don’t think it’s very nice of you to say deadlier, Sir Charles.”
“My dear Miss Wills, admit that with a pen in your hand you’re quite merciless.”
“I think you’re horrid, Sir Charles. It’s you who are merciless to me.”
“I must get out of this bog of badinage,” said Sir Charles to himself. He said aloud:
“So you didn’t find out anything concrete, Miss Wills?”
“No—not exactly. At least, there was one thing. Something I noticed and ought to have told the police about, only I forgot.”
“What was that?”
“The butler. He had a kind of strawberry mark on his left wrist. I noticed it when he was handing me vegetables. I suppose that’s the sort of thing which might come in useful.”
“I should say very useful indeed. The police are trying hard to track down that man Ellis. Really, Miss Wills, you are a very remarkable woman. Not one of the servants or guests mentioned such a mark.”
“Most people don’t use their eyes much, do they?” said Miss Wills.
“Where exactly was the mark? And what size was it?”
“If you’ll just stretch out your own wrist—” Sir Charles extended his arm. “Thank you. It was here.” Miss Wills placed an unerring finger on the spot. “It was about the size, roughly, of a sixpence, and rather the shape of Australia.”
“Thank you, that’s very clear,” said Sir Charles, removing his hand and pulling down his cuffs again.
“You think I ought to write to the police and tell them?”
“Certainly I do. It might be most valuable in tracing the man. Dash it all,” went on Sir Charles with feeling, “in detective stories there’s always some identifying mark on the villain. I thought it was a bit hard that real life should prove so lamentably behindhand.”
“It’s usually a scar in stories,” said Miss Wills thoughtfully.
“A birthmark’s just as good,” said Sir Charles.
He looked boyishly pleased.
“The trouble is,” he went on, “most people are so indeterminate. There’s nothing about them to take hold of.”
Miss Wills looked inquiringly at him.
“Old Babbington, for instance,” went on Sir Charles, “he had a curiously vague personality. Very difficult to lay hold of.”
“His hands were very characteristic,” said Miss Wills. “What I call a scholar’s hands. A little crippled with arthritis, but very refined fingers and beautiful nails.”
“What an observer you are. Ah, but—of course, you knew him before.”
“Knew Mr. Babbington?”
“Yes, I remember his telling me so—where was it he said he had known you?”
Miss Wills shook her head decisively.
“Not me. You must have been mixing me up with someone else—or he was. I’d never met him before.”
“It must be a mistake. I thought—at Gilling—”
He looked at her keenly. Miss Wills appeared quite composed.
“No,” she said.
“Did it ever occur to you, Miss Wills, that he might have been murdered, too?”
“I know you and Miss Lytton Gore think so—or rather you think so.”
“Oh—and—er—what do you think?”
“It doesn’t seem likely,” said Miss Wills.
A little baffled by Miss Wills’s clear lack of interest in the subject Sir Charles started on another tack.
“Did Sir Bartholomew mention a Mrs. de Rushbridger at all?”
“No, I don’t think so.”
“She was a patient in his Home. Suffering from nervous breakdown and loss of memory.”
“He mentioned a case of lost memory,” said Miss Wills. “He said you could hypnotize a person and bring their memory back.”
“Did he, now? I wonder—could that be significant?”
Sir Charles frowned and remained lost i
n thought. Miss Wills said nothing.
“There’s nothing else you could tell me? Nothing about any of the guests?”
It seemed to him there was just the slightest pause before Miss Wills answered.
“No.”
“About Mrs. Dacres? Or Captain Dacres? Or Miss Sutcliffe? Or Mr. Manders?”
He watched her very intently as he pronounced each name.
Once he thought he saw the pince-nez flicker, but he could not be sure.
“I’m afraid there’s nothing I can tell you, Sir Charles.”
“Oh, well!” He stood up. “Satterthwaite will be disappointed.”
“I’m so sorry,” said Miss Wills primly.
“I’m sorry, too, for disturbing you. I expect you were busy writing.”
“I was, as a matter of fact.”
“Another play?”
“Yes. To tell you the truth, I thought of using some of the characters at the house party at Melfort Abbey.”
“What about libel?”
“That’s quite all right, Sir Charles, I find people never recognize themselves.” She giggled. “Not if, as you said just now, one is really merciless.”
“You mean,” said Sir Charles, “that we all have an exaggerated idea of our own personalities and don’t recognize the truth if it’s sufficiently brutally portrayed. I was quite right, Miss Wills, you are a cruel woman.”
Miss Wills tittered.
“You needn’t be afraid, Sir Charles. Women aren’t usually cruel to men—unless it’s some particular man—they’re only cruel to other women.”
“Meaning you’ve got your analytical knife into some unfortunate female. Which one? Well, perhaps I can guess. Cynthia’s not beloved by her own sex.”
Miss Wills said nothing. She continued to smile—rather a catlike smile.
“Do you write your stuff or dictate it?”
“Oh, I write it and send it to be typed.”
“You ought to have a secretary.”
“Perhaps. Have you still got that clever Miss—Miss Milray, wasn’t it?”
“Yes, I’ve got Miss Milray. She went away for a time to look after her mother in the country, but she’s back again now. Most efficient woman.”
“So I should think. Perhaps a little impulsive.”
“Impulsive? Miss Milray?”
Sir Charles stared. Never in his wildest flights of fancy had he associated impulse with Miss Milray.
“Only on occasions, perhaps,” said Miss Wills.
Sir Charles shook his head.
“Miss Milray’s the perfect robot. Good-bye, Miss Wills. Forgive me for bothering you, and don’t forget to let the police know about that thingummybob.”
“The mark on the butler’s right wrist? No, I won’t forget.”
“Well, good-bye—half a sec.—did you say right wrist? You said left just now.”
“Did I? How stupid of me.”
“Well, which was it?”
Miss Wills frowned and half closed her eyes.
“Let me see. I was sitting so—and he—would you mind, Sir Charles, handing me that brass plate as though it was a vegetable dish. Left side.”
Sir Charles presented the beaten brass atrocity as directed.
“Cabbage, madam?”
“Thank you,” said Miss Wills, “I’m quite sure now. It was the left wrist, as I said first. Stupid of me.”
“No, no,” said Sir Charles. “Left and right are always puzzling.”
He said good-bye for the third time.
As he closed the door he looked back. Miss Wills was not looking at him. She was standing where he had left her. She was gazing at the fire, and on her lips was a smile of satisfied malice.
Sir Charles was startled.
“That woman knows something,” he said to himself. “I’ll swear she knows something. And she won’t say…But what the devil is it she knows?”
Ten
OLIVER MANDERS
At the office of Messrs Speier & Ross, Mr. Satterthwaite asked for Mr. Oliver Manders and sent in his card.
Presently he was ushered into a small room, where Oliver was sitting at a writing table.
The young man got up and shook hands.
“Good of you to look me up, sir,” he said.
His tone implied:
“I have to say that, but really it’s a damned bore.”
Mr. Satterthwaite, however, was not easily put off. He sat down, blew his nose thoughtfully, and, peering over the top of his handkerchief, said:
“Seen the news this morning?”
“You mean the new financial situation? Well, the dollar—”
“Not dollars,” said Mr. Satterthwaite. “Death. The result of the Loomouth exhumation. Babbington was poisoned—by nicotine.”
“Oh, that—yes, I saw that. Our energetic Egg will be pleased. She always insisted it was murder.”
“But it doesn’t interest you?”
“My tastes aren’t so crude. After all, murder—” he shrugged his shoulders. “So violent and inartistic.”
“Not always inartistic,” said Mr. Satterthwaite.
“No? Well, perhaps not.”
“It depends, does it not, on who commits the murder. You, for instance, would, I am sure, commit a murder in a very artistic manner.”
“Nice of you to say so,” drawled Oliver.
“But frankly, my dear boy, I don’t think much of the accident you faked. No more do the police, I understand.”
There was a moment’s silence—then a pen dropped to the floor.
Oliver said:
“Excuse me, I don’t quite understand you.”
“That rather inartistic performance of yours at Melfort Abbey. I should be interested to know—just why you did it.”
There was another silence, then Oliver said:
“You say the police—suspect?”
Mr. Satterthwaite nodded.
“It looks a little suspicious, don’t you think?” he asked pleasantly. “But perhaps you have a perfectly good explanation.”
“I’ve got an explanation,” said Oliver slowly. “Whether it’s a good one or not, I don’t know.”
“Will you let me judge?”
There was a pause, then Oliver said:
“I came there—the way I did—at Sir Bartholomew’s own suggestion.”
“What?” Mr. Satterthwaite was astonished.
“A bit odd, isn’t it? But it’s true. I got a letter from him suggesting that I should have a sham accident and claim hospitality. He said he couldn’t put his reasons in writing, but he would explain them to me at the first opportunity.”
“And did he explain?”
“No, he didn’t…I got there just before dinner. I didn’t see him alone. At the end of dinner he—he died.”
The weariness had gone out of Oliver’s manner. His dark eyes were fixed on Mr. Satterthwaite. He seemed to be studying attentively the reactions aroused by his words.
“You’ve got this letter?”
“No, I tore it up.”
“A pity,” said Mr. Satterthwaite dryly. “And you said nothing to the police?”
“No, it all seemed—well, rather fantastic.”
“It is fantastic.”
Mr. Satterthwaite shook his head. Had Bartholomew Strange written such a letter? It seemed highly uncharacteristic. The story had a melodramatic touch most unlike the physician’s cheerful common sense.
He looked up at the young man. Oliver was still watching him. Mr. Satterthwaite thought: “He’s looking to see if I swallow this story.”
He said, “And Sir Bartholomew gave absolutely no reason for his request?”
“None whatever.”
“An extraordinary story.”
Oliver did not speak.
“Yet you obeyed the summons?”
Something of the weary manner returned.
“Yes, it seemed refreshingly out of the way to a somewhat jaded palate. I was curious, I must confess.”
“Is there anything else?” asked Mr. Satterthwaite.
“What do you mean, sir, anything else?”
Mr. Satterthwaite did not really know what he meant. He was led by some obscure instinct.
“I mean,” he said, “is there anything else that might tell—against you?”
There was a pause. Then the young man shrugged his shoulders.
“I suppose I might as well make a clean breast of it. The woman isn’t likely to hold her tongue about it.”
Mr. Satterthwaite looked a question.
“It was the morning after the murder stuff. I was talking to the Anthony Armstrong woman. I took out my pocketbook and something fell out of it. She picked it up and handed it back to me.”
“And this something?”
“Unfortunately she glanced at it before returning it to me. It was a cutting from a newspaper about nicotine—what a deadly poison it was, and so on.”
“How did you come to have such an interest in the subject?”
“I didn’t. I suppose I must have put that cutting in my wallet sometime or other, but I can’t remember doing so. Bit awkward, eh?”
Mr. Satterthwaite thought: “A thin story.”
“I suppose,” went on Oliver Manders, “she went to the police about it?”
Mr. Satterthwaite shook his head.
“I don’t think so. I fancy she’s a woman who likes—well, to keep things to herself. She’s a collector of knowledge.”
Oliver Manders leaned forward suddenly.
“I’m innocent, sir, absolutely innocent.”
“I haven’t suggested that you are guilty,” said Mr. Satterthwaite mildly.
“But someone has—someone must have done. Someone has put the police onto me.”
Mr. Satterthwaite shook his head.
“No, no.”
“Then why did you come here today?”
“Partly as the result of my—er—investigations on the spot.” Mr. Satterthwaite spoke a little pompously. “And partly at the suggestion of—a friend.”
“What friend?”
“Hercule Poirot.”
“That man!” The expression burst from Oliver. “Is he back in England?”
“Yes.”
“Why has he come back?”
Mr. Satterthwaite rose.
“Why does a dog go hunting?” he inquired.