The sale of this book without its cover….well, is, sort of, impossible since it really does not have a cover but let us go through the legal spray out anyways. If you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that it was reported to the publisher as “unsold and destroyed.” Hands up to you who have books like this in your collection? Now that I have put my hand down we can continue with the credits and copyright and legal and stuff that people just do not ever pay attention to unless it is pumping their own horn.
An Original Publication of BLOODWASTE BOOKS
A Bloodwaste Books book published by
System*Publishing, a division of System*Productions
Melbourne, Florida
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead or living dead, is entirely and very much so in the coincidental.
Written/Edited by Brian C. Williams
Cover by Brian C. Williams
Author Photo by Nancy Collins
Tin Universe Logo by Vinny Bove
THE HILLBILLY JUNGLE
Part Two
Jeff is springing for the airline tickets for this trip to Tennessee. A trip that has him heading out away from Florida with his best friend Karen. Even more than her family he knows when she needs to get away from people before she blows like the top of a pressure cooker left alone for way too long.
This is a trip that has several purposes. One purpose is for all of them to get away and maybe visit some of the places of Jeff’s youth from the time before he moved to Florida from Tennessee and also see some of Virginia if there’s time.
But the main purpose of this trip as stated above is to save themselves from Karen’s anger. Everyone hopes this trip will keep Karen from going postal on the whole Sunshine State. See she has a lot of built up anger and her anger filled frame isn’t nowhere near being full and that’s bad because when it does finally fill it will overflow and explode big time.
I was a little repetitive there wasn’t I?
Bad writer, no cookie.
Jeff isn’t always so altruistic though. Nice guy all around but he doesn’t throw around many gifts. He thinks birthdays and Christmas are stupid celebrations and when he does give out gifts he likes to do it at times when friends need them the most.
This is the same guy who says his lifelong dream is to open up a chain of thousands of phone booth size masturbation kiosks; though that is an openhanded plan worthy of admiration, if you ask me. As he has said, “This will be my legacy to leave to the world.”
It is a pretty big offer to pay for airline tickets for three people when it comes from someone who works part time at a restaurant as a dishwasher slash backup cook.
Then again said restaurant is KAREN’S, owned by yes, Karen’s parents, who pay Jeff for full time hours while he works part time. Its part of a deal they made with him for his help with the redesign of the restaurant and staying in school. They see him as part of their family so they want him to graduate as much as they want the same for their daughters.
They along with everyone else ignore it when he starts discussing his plans for a chain of masturbation kiosks. You don’t want to get him started because that discussion will lead him into directions that no sane and ethical person wants to get into.
What no one knows anything about is how he got the frequent flyer miles. He won the flyer miles that paid for the tickets while playing his friend Lion at MVP Baseball 2004 on the PS2. They belong to a lot of sports video game leagues online and off and even with hundreds of people being part of theses leagues set up by Lion, the championships usually come down to Jeff and Lion.
Lion can afford all the old and newer console systems because the man runs a pretty deep black market racket. He just loves playing all the different versions of sports games.