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  High Fidelity

  a Christmas flash

  by André Jute

  There was in that house a strict darwinian hierarchy of cats.

  Study Cat was the senior, most privileged cat. She was permitted in the master’s study, was picked up and petted, and wrapped up in his angora blanket with only her head sticking out, tickled under the chin, permitted to lick his nose and reassured that he wouldn’t trade her in for a little black dog.

  Under-Study Cat lived on the landing below the master’s study. She was not permitted into the study. She had to wait for dead cat’s shoes.

  For Study Cat lived dangerously. The master’s music was played on QUAD electrostatic speakers with 5500 volts on the elements. Because of the elevated taste of the master, and his fine discrimination, the sound was not muffled by any of the protective features of the speakers. Any cat that came too near would be fried.

  Of course, cats just love the crackle of electrostatic energy and usually have some on their fur. When this fur-electricity on the cat is of opposite polarity to the film-capacitor electricity of 5500V volts on the elecrostatic loudspeaker and the cat comes too close… Mmm, on Christmas, do you don’t really want to know what happened?

  Anyhow, congratulate Under-Study Cat on her elevation to Study Cat, and the new kitten from the stables out the back who has moved up to the landing under the study, the new Under-Study Cat looking longingly for dead cat’s shoes.

  Technical Note

  For the tecnically inclined, more electronic details from Jute on Amps at

  https://www.audio-talk.co.uk/fiultra/

  "wonderfully well written and reasoned information for the tube audio constructor"

  John Broskie TubeCAD & GlassWare

  "an unbelievably comprehensive web site containing vital gems of wisdom"

  Stuart Perry Hi-Fi News & Record Review

  The author

  André Jute is a novelist and, through his non-fiction books, a teacher of creative writing, graphic design and engineering. There are about three hundred editions of his books in English and a dozen other languages.

  He was educated in Australia, South Africa and the United States. He has been an intelligence officer, racing driver, advertising executive, management consultant, performing arts critic and professional gambler. His hobbies include old Bentleys, classical music (on which for fifteen years he wrote a syndicated weekly column), cycling, hill walking, cooking and wine. He designs and builds his own tube (valve) audio amplifiers.

  He is married to Rosalind Pain-Hayman and they have a son. They live on a hill over a salmon river in County Cork, Eire.

  Reviews of André Jute’s novels

  “Wild but exciting. A grand job with plenty of irony.”

  New York Times

  “So bizarre, it’s probably all true.”

  London Evening News

  “This is an important book.”

  Sydney Morning Herald

  “Keeps up such a pace and such interest that it really satisfies.”

  Good Housekeeping

  “A masterly story that has pace, humor, tension and excitement with the bonus of truth.”

  The Australian

  “Jute has clearly conducted a great deal of research into everything he describes, investing the novel with an air of prophecy. His moral and ecological concerns are important.”

  Times Literary Supplement

  Andre Jute's Iditarod is the finest piece of fiction that I have read about The Greatest Race on Earth. Packed with adventure at every turn, nail-biting suspense, touches of endearing humor and the fine, subtle thread of romance, this tale speaks to what readers crave.

  Margie Myers-Culver/Librarian’s Quest

  Books by André Jute

  Novels

  Reverse Negative

  Festival

  Eight Days in Washington

  The Zaharoff Commission

  Sinkhole

  Iditarod

  Literary Criticism

  The Larsson Scandal (with Andrew McCoy)

  Creative Writing

  Writing a Thriller

  Start Writing Today!

  Keep on Writing!

  Writing Proposals & Synopses that Sell

  Graphic Design

  Grids: The Structure of Graphic Design

  Publications for Professional Communicators

  Colour for Professional Communicators

  Automobile Design

  Designing and Building Special Cars

  Computers

  The Epson PX8

  Join André on the Net

  Personal netsite

  https://coolmainpress.com/andrejute.html

  Publisher’s netsite

  https://coolmainpress.com/

  André’s blog, Kissing the Blarney

  https://coolmainpress.com/ajwriting/

  André on Facebook

  https://www.facebook.com/pages/André-Jute/144833392245049?v=wall

  André on Twitter

  https://twitter.com/#!/kissinblarney

  Note there’s no g in the Twitter address!

 

 
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