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  Molly’s infatuation with Lord Rand was a household joke, and a grim provocation to Tom, who was equally besotted with the rosy-cheeked abigail.

  “Why, all he had to do was look at her or anywhere’s near her an’ she busts out bawling. Didn’t you, then?” he accused his beloved. “An’ wasn’t no help at all, an’ his lordship’s cousin lost now an’ his lordship up all hours looking for her.”

  “I’m sure Miss Jones faithfully reported all she could,” said Mr. Blackwood, bestowing a compassionate smile on the maid. “Though it must have been very trying indeed having to answer two gentlemen’s questions at once.”

  “Oh, don’t you know it, Mr. Blackwood. Here was my master asking me a hundred things and Mr. Max—his lordship, I mean—frowning and grumbling like I stole her myself. And all I ever did was explain about his lordship being away all that time and tell her what nice hair she had. As even you said yourself, Tom Fetters, and was carrying on so about her eyes as made a body wonder what you was thinking of.”

  Blackwood smoothly stepped in to prevent the angry retort forming on Tom’s lips. “Ah, yes,” Lord Rand’s gentleman said, “even ladies of quality do not object to being reminded of their assets from time to time.”

  “Well, I don’t know about that,” Molly said frankly. “She looked like she didn’t believe a word of it—as if I was the kind to flatter in hopes of getting something by it,” she added scornfully.

  “You strike me,” said Blackwood, “as the soul of honesty. She ought to have believed you.”

  “I should say so. Don’t I know that Lady Littlewaite’s paid as much for a set of curls like that as she did for a ball gown? Nor they didn’t match properly neither, but was the best Monsoor Franzwuz could do on short notice, when the other one fell into the turtle soup. Which it never would have done, he says, if she wasn’t always flirting and tossing her head like she was a girl of eighteen instead of a grandmama.”

  Blackwood listened carefully, his precise mind examining, selecting, and discarding as Molly continued talking. He had come because he knew Lord Andovefs servants would speak more freely to one of their own kind than to their masters. In their less guarded speech might be a clue to Miss Pelliston’s whereabouts. A remembered word or phrase might offer some inkling of her plans.

  Now he sorted out two facts that appeared significant. Miss Pelliston had come to Andover House penniless, and, according to his master, desperate to go home. Molly had talked to her of the buying and selling of hair. This, perhaps, was the clue he wanted.

  “Sold her hair?” Max repeated, aghast, when the valet presented his report. “That glorious—” He stopped short, equally horrified at what he’d been about to say. “That’s ridiculous,” he snapped. “If she’d done it, then why ain’t she home? Why didn’t anyone remember her at the coaching inns?”

  “A confused mind is a vacillating mind, My Lord. Perhaps she changed her mind about returning. If she managed to acquire money, she may have sought temporary shelter in London.”

  “Or maybe someone changed her mind for her,” was the angry response. “Confound the woman! Why couldn’t she stay put? Did you ever hear of such a henwit?”

  Blackwood wisely refrained from responding to this. Silently he handed a snowy white length of linen to his employer.

  “Damn it, man, I haven’t time to fool with that thing. Takes me half a dozen to do it right, and I’m in no mood to bear those pained looks you give me when I do it wrong, as though I’d just put a ball through your other leg. I’ll wear one of the old ones that don’t feel like such a noose about my neck.”

  “With the Bath superfine, My Lord?” the valet stoically enquired.

  Lord Rand looked at his coat, then back at the neckcloth the valet held. “I suppose,” he said after a moment, “if we do meet up with the wretched girl, you think the combination will drive her off again.”

  “Rather excessive for a young lady’s sensibilities, I do believe, sir.”

  “Very well,” said the defeated employer. “The gibbet it is. Only you had better tie it, unless you mean to see your master garrote himself.”

  “Bit early in the day for this sort of thing, ain’t it? Sun ain’t even set, said Lord Browdie as his companion led him through the door into a red velvet-draped vestibule.

  “Ah, you’re getting old, Browdie. Time was you were ready for a bit of fun morning, noon, and night. Or is it you’re afraid of being disappointed? No fear of that. Granny’s gals’ll tend to you, day or night—and cheaper than the kind you usually spend your money on.”

  On no account did Lord Browdie care to be reminded of his age. If his dark red hair had origins more pharmaceutical than natural, that was a secret between his manservant and himself, as were the yards of buckram padding that filled out his chest, shoulders, and calves. These features were no secret to a host of low females of his acquaintance, either, but he regarded their opinions no more than he regarded their sensibilities.

  Might as well have a bit of fun, he thought, as he was led to meet his hostess. Damned tiresome business, this. He’d been in London four days and not a trace of his fiancée could he discover.

  He had, moreover, met with a great deal of discourtesy.

  The frigid crone at the school had disclaimed all knowledge of Miss Pelliston and had been notably unforthcoming regarding the blasted governess. A man-hater, that one. He’d had to bribe a maid to learn what little he now knew— that a young woman answering his description had come calling, but had stayed only a short time.

  The maid, who’d been daydreaming out a window instead of attending to her work, had seen the young lady meet up with a tall gentleman, but no, she couldn’t say who that was. The two had met up on the opposite side of the square, and that was too far away to see what the man looked like.

  When Catherine turned out not to be where she was supposed to be, Lord Browdie was stymied. He hadn’t the faintest idea how to find her. Thus he spent most of his time in diverse taverns and coffehouses, occasionally remembered to enquire about the girl, and generally convinced himself he was diligently seeking her.

  “—and this is Lynnette.”

  Lord Browdie looked up from his musings to behold a shapely brunette wearing a great deal of paint, cheap jewelry, and a bizarrely demure peach-colored gown from whose narrow bodice her ample bosom threatened to burst any minute. The woman seemed vaguely familiar.

  “Don’t I know you?” he asked a few minutes later as she led him upstairs.

  “I don’t think so, sir,” she said, with a naughty grin. “I’d remember a handsome face like yours, I’m sure.”

  If Lynnette might have had what she wished, she would have wished for a younger patron who was a tad more considerate. Being ambitious, however, and not overly fastidious, she left wishes to dreamy idealists. She had risen from the Covent Garden alleys to this house. It was not the best sort of house but it wasn’t the worst, either. At any rate, she would not remain longer than necessary. She meant to have an abode of her own, paid for by a wealthy gentleman, as would be the myriad gowns and jewels that normally accompanied such transactions.

  Being an astute judge of character, she knew what her customer wanted and proceeded to fulfill his fantasies. Lord Browdie, who was not overly generous, was sufficiently moved by the experience to offer a bit extra compensation. He promised to see her again very soon.

  “Thought you looked familiar,” he said as she helped him on with his coat. “Now I know why. You’re the gal of my dreams, ain’t you, my lovely?”

  Not until the next afternoon, in a rare interval of sobriety, did Lord Browdie realise that it hadn’t been the female who was familiar, but the gown. The experience of remembering a woman’s frock was so unusual that he actually puzzled over the matter for some minutes. Then his crony, Sir Reginald Aspinwal, appeared, the sober interval abruptly concluded, and Lord Browdie forgot all about frocks.

  Catherine had adapted remarkably well to her new life, despite its obvious def
iciencies. No one waited on her, willingly or otherwise. She dined simply in the workroom with either her fellow employees or Jemmy. She had neither fine clothes nor elegant accessories nor even the pin money to buy a single ribbon. On the other hand, she had not to cope with a drunken papa wreaking constant havoc with her attempts to keep the household in order, finding fault with everything she did and didn’t do, and making her feel— despite what reason told her—that she was worthless, unlikable, and ought never to have been born.

  The other seamstresses seemed to accept her as one of themselves. Though Madame was inclined to be emotional and easily provoked by demanding customers, she indulged her aggerations in the solitude of her office. She treated her employees kindly, realising that good health and even tempers were as critical to the creation of exquisite finery as were quality fabrics, well-lit work areas, and carefully maintained tools.

  Yes, she had been most fortunate to meet up with Jemmy that day, Catherine thought, as she watched the little boy who sat with her at the worktable. At present he was stabbing viciously with his stubby pencil at a grimy piece of foolscap.

  If she had not met him, she’d be home now and utterly wretched. She would never marry Lord Browdie. Now, being unable to provide a respectable accounting of her disappearance, she could never marry at all.

  Perhaps Aunt Deborah was worried about her. Perhaps even Papa was concerned. If so, their concern was mainly pride. If they’d truly cared about her, she would never have gotten into this fix in the first place. How could they possibly have expected her to give her property and person into the keeping of that odious man?

  Good heavens, even her employer showed more compassion—and Jemmy seemed genuinely fond of her. He was so determined to please Miz Kaffy that he would drag out his foolscap and pencil the instant the other seamstresses rose to leave for the day. They were all gone now except Madame, who was in the showroom attempting to rid herself courteously of the inconsiderate customer who was staying well past closing time.

  “No, dear,” Catherine said as she gently extracted the pencil from her student’s grasp. “You do not clutch it in your fist as though it were a weapon. You hold it thus, between your fingers.” She demonstrated.

  Jemmy complained that the pencil wriggled like a worm.

  “You must show it who is master. You are a great, growing boy and this is only a small pencil. Here, I’ll help you.” She inserted the instrument between his grubby fingers and guided them with her own. “There. That is ‘J.’“

  “J,” the boy repeated, gazing soberly at the mark he’d must made.

  “Isn’t that grand? I’ll warrant none of the other boys you know can do that.”

  “No,” he agreed. “To ing’rant.”

  Catherine stifled a smile. “You, on the other hand, are very clever. In just a few days you’ve made all the letters in the alphabet as far as ‘J.’ Do you realise that’s nearly halfway?”

  Jemmy groaned. “More still? Ain’t ‘ere never no end to ‘em fings?”

  “Those things—and ‘ain’t is not a proper word. Sixteen more to go. Then,” she quickly added, noting the expression of profound discouragement upon his round features, “you will have enough letters to make every word you ever heard of—even your own name. By this time next week you’ll be writing your whole name all by yourself.”

  “Show me wot it looks like,” Jemmy ordered, offering her the pencil.

  Miss Pennyman agreed on condition he help her. Once more she placed the pencil between his fingers and guided them.

  “Miss Pelliston, I presume?”

  The “y” of “Jemmy” trailed off into a long crazy scrawl as Catherine dropped the child’s hand.

  At the sound of the familiar voice all the muscles in her neck stiffened. Slowly, painfully, she turned her head in the direction of the voice. In the same stiffly painful way, she became aware of gleaming boots, light-coloured trousers, a darker coat, and the blinding contrast of white linen as her gaze travelled up from the floor to his face, to be pinioned by the deep piercing blue of his eyes.

  Blue ... and angry. He had never seemed so tall and overpowering as he did now, his long, rugged form filling the narrow doorway.

  Chapter Eight

  Jemmy stared as well. As he took in his teacher’s shocked white face, he waxed indignant. “Here now,” he sharply informed the stranger, “you can’t bust in here.”

  The stranger ignored him. “Miss Catherine Pelliston of Wilberstone, perhaps?”

  Jemmy leapt from his chair to confront the aggravating visitor. “Din’t I jest tell you you wuzn’t allowed here? ‘At ain’t her name, neither, so you just be on yer way, sir, as you’s had too much to drink nor what’s good fer you.” Apparently unaware that he was addressing the stranger’s waistband, Jemmy endeavoured to turn the man around and push him on his way.

  Lord Rand caught the child by the collar. “Settle down, boy,” he said. “I’ve business with this young lady.”

  Jemmy did not settle down. He immediately began pounding the man with his fists and shouting threats, along with loud advice to Missus to call the Watch.

  Lord Rand, whose short store of patience was quickly deserting him, gave the boy a light cuff on the shoulder and bade him be still. This adjuration proving ineffective, he picked the child up and slung him across his hip, in which position Jemmy, undaunted, flailed and kicked, mainly at empty air.

  “Oh, do stop!” Catherine cried, rising from her chair. “Jemmy, you leave off that noise this instant and stop striking his lordship. And you, My Lord—how dare you bully that child!”

  “The little beast is bullying me, in case you hadn’t noticed.” Nonetheless, Lord Rand released the boy, who ran back to shield his teacher. The urchin stood in front of her, scowling fearlessly at the giant. The teacher’s great hazel eyes flashed fire.

  “Is this your latest protector, ma’am? If so, I’d advise you not to stand too close. I daresay the wretch has lice.”

  In response, Miss Pelliston put her arm about the boy’s shoulder and drew him closer to her. “I suppose, My Lord, you are provoked with me,” she said stiffly. “I will not deny you may have reason. That is no excuse for picking on a helpless child.”

  “He’s about as helpless as a rabid cur. Little beast hit me,” Lord Rand grumbled.

  “He’ll do it agin if you don’t go away,” Jemmy retorted.

  “Very well,” his lordship replied. “I do mean to go away— but not without your lady friend.”

  At this Jemmy set up a screeching that brought Madame to the workroom door. “Heavens, what is the child howling about?” she cried. “Jemmy, you stop that racket this minute, do you hear? Whatever will his lordship think? And poor Miss Pennyman—Miss Pelliston, I mean—you dreadful boy. Isn’t she ill enough without your giving her the headache besides?”

  Lord Rand moved aside to let the modiste enter the room.

  “My dear,” said Madame, taking Catherine’s hand, “I had no notion. Such a shock it must be for you—but my poor brother had the same trouble. Knocked over by a farmer’s cart and when he came to he didn’t know who he was. Thought he was a farmer himself. It was two days before he came to his senses.”

  “I beg your pardon, but I am in full possession of my wits,” said a baffled Catherine.

  “Yes, dear, so he thought too. It’s the amnesia, you know. If I hadn’t been by to help him, he might have wandered off just as you did and none of us would ever have known what became of him.”

  “Amnesia?” Catherine faintly repeated.

  “Yes,” said the viscount as his face quickly assumed a mask of concern. “Apparently you tripped on the stairs the other morning and hit your head. Of course you don’t remember, Miss Pelliston,” he added, as she opened her mouth to contradict. “But I described to Madame the bandbox you’d packed with old clothes for the parish needy and she tells me you arrived carrying the very one.”

  The dressmaker nodded her agreement.

  “E
vidently you got muddled in your brain, ma’am, and thought it was your own luggage. Naturally, one understands how your confused mind perceived it.”

  Miss Pelliston’s enormous eyes opened wider at this arrant falsehood. “My mind was—is—not in the least confused—”

  “There, there,” Madame comforted. “Just as my brother kept insisting. But his lordship is here to take you home now, and in a day or so you’ll be right as a trivet. I shall miss you terribly, though. I never did see such fine, neat stitches as you make, dear, and never wasting a scrap of fabric.”

  Jemmy, who understood nothing but that his teacher was to be carried off by this evil giant, began objecting loudly. Catherine hastened to comfort him. She bent to embrace him and murmur soothing remarks, most to the effect that she would never desert him.

  Jemmy was a child wise in the ways of the world. He knew that tall, fancy-dressed gentlemen always got exactly their way in that world, and most especially when they were addressed as “My Lord.” He refused to be consoled.

  Catherine gazed up pleadingly at her erstwhile rescuer. “My Lord, I am sure there is some misunderstanding. You’ve confused me with someone else—”

  “It’s you who’s confused. I’m only getting a headache is what. Drat it—can’t you stifle the little b—lad?”

  “He doesn’t understand what’s happening. Oh, please go away. Don’t you see?” she begged. “He needs me. Madame needs me as well, as she just said. Oh, do go away, please.”

  The viscount, who’d expected to be greeted with every possible expression of gratitude, was confounded. An hour earlier, Blackwood had found a pastry cook who had not only seen the young lady the valet described, but was in possession of a length of ribbon belonging to her. The cook having volunteered directions to Jemmy’s place of employment, Blackwood had hastened across the street to inform his master, who was questioning a chemist.