She stops smiling.
“Take, eat,” I say. “Eat your eggs.”
Mrs. Rex Mefford, her face all aworry, her eyes darting about, takes in a simple breath as her lips form a frozen line. “God forgives you your sins.”
I say right back, “And I forgive him his.”
She backs up slowly, almost forgetting to pay for the eggs.
As soon as she is gone, a sudden fear washes over me. I sense that a holy war, of sorts, has been declared; a war that many in my family might not be able to win. Mrs. Rex Mefford could be just the beginning.
I hang up my apron and run my fingers through my stringy hair. “Mr. Lamson, I’ll be back after lunch.”
I climb in my truck and drive home fast. It occurs to me that Endora’s countless churchgoing, Jesus-loving Christians might be plotting to bring the Grape family back to God.
Understand that my father was the soloist in the choir of the Endora Lutheran church for many years. And while he was the worst singer ever, he was the only one with sufficient courage to go it alone. When he tied the knot in his neck it came as quite a shock. Dad hung himself on a Tuesday and was buried on that Thursday, and by Sunday, pregnant Momma, Amy, Larry, Janice, me, and a baby Arnie were back in church, sitting in the front row. Fortunately or unfortunately, the Bible reading that particular week included a small reference to how suicide is a sure ticket to hell. Those in the pews who minutes earlier had taken tremendous heart when we showed up for church were dumbfounded when Momma stood up and led us all down the center aisle. Pastor Oswald stopped reading, some church ladies whispered while Mr. Kinzer, the biggest and most sincere usher, tried to block Momma’s exit with an I-love-Jesus smile and one of those wicker baskets used to collect offerings. Momma stopped and with her swollen, Ellen-filled stomach sticking out, spoke to Mr. Kinzer in a voice loud enough that even the organist, Mrs. Staples, could hear. Momma said, “God’s made it clear about my Albert. I trust that I’m being as clear toward God.” She pushed open the door—all eight months pregnant of her—and Amy followed holding a crying Arnie. Then Larry, Janice—then me.
So we stopped going to church. Sunday mornings became our only genuinely happy time. While other kids were kneeling and praying and singing praises and not knowing what any of it meant, we would still be in our pajamas, throwing food at each other, and laughing at the preachers on TV.
25
When I stopped by the house to see if Jesus or his friends had paid a visit, I found Arnie in quite a state. While running around barefoot, he had stepped on a dead bee. His foot swelled up and he was screaming. As I was holding him down to stop the squirming, Amy was putting on this mixture of baking soda and warm water—this paste—which is designed to help the sting go away. Arnie just kept saying, “But I didn’t do anything. I didn’t do anything.” I spent upward of twenty minutes trying to convince him that it wasn’t anything he did wrong that caused him to get stung. I tried to point out that sometimes people get bit or hit for no reason whatsoever. This concept didn’t get through to my little brother. The only comfort he seemed to find was that the bee was already dead. Arnie said, “If I’d killed him, oh boy, oh boy…” It’s true. If Arnie had caused the death of a bee, the whole chopping off grasshopper heads issue would have come surging up and he’d have fallen apart.
***
So I park off the highway and hike the hundred or so yards to where Mrs. Betty Carver should be waiting. I see her under a giant oak tree that bends toward Skunk River which, as I told you, is barely even a creek. The first words out of me are, “It’s because of Arnie and a dead bee that I’m late.”
She looks up and listens in a friendly way. When I take a moment to breathe, she says, “Happy Anniversary.”
“I stopped by my house for a second and, of course, there was this crisis….”
“It’s all right, Gilbert. Happy Anniversary.”
“Yeah, but…”
“I expected you to be late.”
This throws me. “You did? Why’s that?”
“You didn’t want to come.”
I’m tired of people knowing my innermost thoughts. I feign shock at her accusation.
“It’s okay. I don’t know if I’d want to come see me either.”
I can’t take much talk like this so I lean over and kiss her on the cheek. I couldn’t make it to the lips.
Mrs. Betty Carver has prepared a picnic lunch complete with the red-and-white checkered spread or blanket or whatever it’s called, a large container of fried chicken, and containers with cookies, candies, and lemonade. There’s even a bottle of wine, cole slaw and, of course, potato salad.
“Wow.” I stare at the food. “You’ve got everything.”
Mrs. Betty Carver tucks a napkin in my shirt and lifts the lid allowing me a quick peek and then she closes the Tupperware container fast. The chicken has a crunchy yet moist texture. I want that chicken in my mouth right now.
“I heard about your mother going to Motley.”
“Yeah, you and the world.”
“I admire her. She loves you kids.”
I hold my stomach and make a sound like I’m starving. Mrs. Betty Carver stops, and deep in her eyes I see her disappointment. I see her wishing I would grow up. She sets the biggest chicken leg on my red, white, and blue paper plate. I hold my first bite in my mouth as some juice or grease runs down my chin. She moves to kiss it or lick it off me but my napkin beats her to it. Mrs. Betty Carver turns away as if it were no big deal. She wants to kiss.
I say, “This is perhaps the best chicken ever.”
She is filling my plate with cole slaw and potato salad. Her hands, I see, are much older than her face. The fingers are wrinkly, the skin around her fingernails is dry and peeling. Her nails are short—and not because they’ve been kept that way by clippers. It’s as if they’ve been eaten.
She covers her hands by sitting on them. She must have felt the judgment of my eyes.
I say, “Your wedding ring.”
“What about it?” she says, pouring the lemonade.
“It looks expensive.”
“It was.”
“You and Mr. Carver were happy once, right? I mean, there were good times.”
Mrs. Betty Carver doesn’t answer. She wears a white summer dress. Her hands begin to creep out from under her. They fidget with a napkin.
I’m on my second piece of chicken now. A wing.
“You love chicken, don’t you?”
“Yes.”
“Chicken is your favorite.”
“Yep.”
“I love making a person’s favorite food.” She takes two rubber bands out of her picnic basket and puts her hair in pigtails. “And I made some cookies. Chocolate chip cookies.”
I smile because I’m supposed to, adding the obligatory “Great,” all the while wondering if she burned them.
I keep eating and she lies back and looks at the clouds and I keep saying “Hmmmm. This is good. Oh my God. This is great chicken. What cole slaw. Amazing potato salad.” I feel like a food whore. But while she might not be getting everything she wants, at least she’s getting something. My love of her chicken is more love than her pathetic husband ever gives her.
“That looks like a boat.”
“What does?”
“Those clouds. See, there’s the mast and the sail.”
“I don’t see it,” I say.
Mrs. Betty Carver has put her hands in the two big pockets that hang on her white dress. “How old are you now?”
“I’m twenty-four.”
“That makes me… oh, can you believe it?”
In the clouds, Mrs. Betty Carver sees a dinosaur, Santa’s beard, a candlestick, and me. “That’s you, Gilbert. You’re the big cloud.”
“That doesn’t look like me.”
“But it’s your spirit.”
“Hey—you going to eat any of this chicken?”
“It’s for you. Everything there is for you.”
I put the remaining four pieces on my plate.
“See that little cloud,” she says. “The one moving the fastest?”
“Where?”
“The little tiny one—it’s darker than the others.”
“Yes—okay. I see it. Hey, will you give my sister your recipe for this chicken?”
“That little cloud is me. Did you notice how it was chasing the big cloud?”
“Not really.”
“I didn’t think you noticed. The little cloud was racing after the big cloud when it suddenly stopped.”
“The wind died down.”
“Exactly.”
“So? I mean, they’re just clouds, right?”
“Forget it.”
Wait a minute, I’m thinking, was this another one of those conversations where what is meant and what is being said are not the same thing?
“You don’t get it, do you?” Mrs. Betty Carver stands suddenly and walks to the footbridge that crosses Skunk River. When she reaches the middle of it, she drops into the water. Her arms flail—she coughs and chokes.
“I know you can swim!” I shout. “I’m not going to save you. I’m not going to!”
Mrs. Betty Carver goes under the water. I look for air bubbles. I stroll to the edge of the bridge but when there’s no sign of her, I shout, “I don’t believe this!” I pull off my shirt and kick off my shoes. I prepare to dive in when she rises out of the water. She stands where it must be only three feet deep. She is muddy and dripping and I see her bra through her wet dress.
“Not funny,” I say. “Not funny at all.”
“I’m not so old, you know. I’m not so stodgy. Jump in. Swim with me.”
I shake my head.
“You’re the one who isn’t flexible anymore. You’re the one who’s…”
I’ve picked up my shirt. I put on my tennis shoes without tying them.
“You were going to save me, weren’t you?” Mrs. Betty Carver bobs up and down in the water and watches as I back away.
“Thank you for the meal,” I say.
“If you walk away, we’re done. We’re finished.”
The last piece of chicken—a wing—has a nice piece of meat left on it. I’m about to reach for it when I think again. See this as leaving practice, Gilbert.
So I walk away without looking back, leaving Mrs. Betty Carver in the water, leaving the chicken wing with its last bite of meat.
26
I’m in the basement, sorting laundry, when I see for the first time the intricacy of Tucker’s floor-support design. Clean white boards everywhere—smartly installed and securely fastened. The network of beams seems capable of keeping Momma afloat, even though we all know it’s merely a temporary solution.
The phone rings.
Tucker has been in hiding since he finished. I know he’s mad at me because he’s gone twenty-four hours without calling.
The phone rings again.
I’ll give him a call later to congratulate him. He has outdone himself.
The phone rings again and again.
“Gilbert isn’t going to get it!” I shout. No one answers it. The ting-a-ling or the bing-bing has me throwing dirty clothes everywhere. I stomp up the stairs, screaming, “I love this family!” I yank at the kitchen phone. “Gilbert here!”
“May I speak with Amy?”
“Amy?” I call out. Momma’s snoring drowns out my voice. “Amy!” Looking out into the backyard, I see that she’s preparing the grill for hamburgers. Lifting a window, I shout, “Phone’s for you!”
“Who is it?”
“I don’t know. You ask them!”
“Find out, please. My hands are all dirty from the grill.”
“Who’s calling?”
“Don’t insult me like that,” the voice says.
I stop. Was I just insulting?
“You know who this is.”
“No, I don’t think I do.”
“Great, fine. Thanks, Gilbert Grape.”
“Oh. You sound different on the phone.”
“It’s that new girl, isn’t it? The one from Michigan that everyone’s talking about. She’s the reason, isn’t she?”
“I’m sorry,” I say.
“No, you’re not.”
I listen to the phone static, not knowing what to say.
“I’m calling for Amy.”
“Oh.” I put my face to the window screen and yell, “Amy, it’s Mrs. Carver!”
***
In the house, Amy raises her right shoulder, sandwiching the phone to her ear.
“Hello, Betty. Yes? Uh-huh. Well, how thoughtful of you. Let me get a pencil.” As the conversation continues, I realize Mrs. Carver has called to give Amy her chicken recipe. When Amy hangs up, she says to herself, “Now wasn’t that the nicest thing.” If my sister only knew.
I go back to the basement.
As I pour bleach into a load of whites, I wish I could get clean from my days with Mrs. Carver. I wish I could wash it all away so that my first kiss would be Becky.
A colored load is in the dryer and I check to make sure the heat is on high. Then I climb through the network of boards and beams that support Momma. On one of the boards, written by Tucker in blue ink is this: “Because I love Bonnie Grape.”
I climb the basement stairs, which creak and cry. Momma has stopped snoring. The evening news is on. I will get out of the house before any special report by Lance Dodge, I decide. I approach Amy at the grill and say, “I’m not in the burger mood tonight.”
“Why?”
“I’m just not.”
“Ellen’s working, so it’s just Arnie and Momma and me.”
“I know.”
“Gilbert, stay and eat. I hate it when you’re not home for dinner.”
“I gotta sort some things out. It’s been one of those days.”
“Every day lately has been one of those days.”
“Yep.”
I move to kiss her forehead, when she says, “They’re burning down the school.”
“What?”
“Burning down the school. Saturday. Two days from now.”
“Noooo,” I say.
“Don’t seem so shocked, Gilbert. We always knew one day they would.” Amy is all excited. “A schedule of activities surrounding the burning can be found in this week’s edition of the Endora Express.”
“Activities?”
Amy describes the events as scheduled. I am speechless and stand there in a daze.
“So are you gonna take Arnie to watch or am I? I need to know so I can plan the meals and coordinate getting Janice from the airport. She’s landing in Des Moines Saturday morning. Let me know which you’d rather do.”
I shrug.
“The fire will be something else.”
I say nothing and walk immediately to my truck.
Arnie is sitting in the driver’s seat. I signal “get out.” He won’t, so I pull him by his feet and leave him ripping the brown grass out of our lawn in dry clumps. “Stop digging!” I shout. He doesn’t.
I drive away.
Tucker’s mother, Ruth Ann, who has gold hair and a lazy eye, tells me where to find Tucker. She asks, “How’s everything at home?”
I say, “My mother’s fine, thank you.”
“Is there anything we can do?”
“We’re fine,” I say.
Her eyes light up suddenly and she says, “You going to watch them burn down…?”
I cut her off with a “See ya” and climb in my truck.
***
I find Tucker parked across from “The Future Site of the Burger Barn.” I pull up next to him. Dressed in a T-shirt that has a big beer-can design on it, he is listening to some heavy-metal music. He looks over at me and, with no expression of surprise or happiness, he turns back and watches with envy as the construction workers pack up their tools and load up for the day.
I move from my truck to his. He doesn’t turn down the music. He squeezes the steering wheel, his eyes are m
ad and he won’t look my way. I reach to turn down the sound, but his hand stops mine.
“Thank you!” I shout.
He doesn’t hear me. He waves to a worker who doesn’t wave back.
“THANK YOU!”
He heard me this time but pretends he doesn’t. I lunge for the dial on his tape deck, the volume goes down and I speak like an auctioneer. “Thankyouforfixingthefloor. Youdidagreatjobthankyou. Itmeanssomuchtomyfamilyandtome. Sothanks!”
Tucker fights a smile.
“I know. I took you for granted. And I’m sorry, buddy.”
He flinches on the word “buddy.” I was premature in the use of that word.
“You think it’s that easy? You just say the words and I forget the hours of unappreciation? You think I just erase my uhm pain so simply, with such uhm simplicity?”
I suggest that might be best.
Tucker goes, “Humpf.”
We sit in silence for minutes that feel like funerals.
***
Across the street, the remaining workers drive out for the day. Tucker honks. I cover my ears, and the workers don’t notice us.
“They’re good guys,” he says.
“Yeah?”
“Real serious. Real pros.”
“Oh.”
Tucker opens his door as he is going in for a closer look. I follow.
“They poured the foundation Monday. I missed it because I was doing your floor.”
“Thanks again for doing that, by the way,” I say.
He squints his eyes like he can’t believe the nerve of me. He continues, “They’re ready for the frame and they’ll have the roof up by Saturday. Now this whole thing is a first-class operation.”
“Yeah, I see that.”
“This Burger Barn will be a perfect replica of the original in Boone. You know there are over fifteen Burger Barns in the Iowa-Nebraska-Missouri area. It’s a growing and prosperous company. And the whole idea that each Burger Barn is identical to the others makes me… makes me…”
“Well, it’s impressive. It’s reassuring.”