‘Oh? Where was Mr. Waters?’
‘Wasn’t he with you?’
‘With us?’
They stared at one another. Wimsey apologised.
‘I’m sorry. Mrs. Doings – his landlady, what’s her name? – told me Waters had gone with you two to Glasgow.’
‘She must have got hold of the wrong end of the stick. He said on Sunday evening at Bob Anderson’s that he might possibly turn up, but he didn’t, so we thought he’d changed his mind. Anyhow, we didn’t really expect him, did we, Mary?’
‘No. But isn’t he here then, Lord Peter?’
‘Well, as a matter of fact, he’s not,’ said Wimsey, aghast.
‘Oh, well, he must be somewhere,’ said Miss Cochran comfortably.
‘Naturally,’ said Wimsey, ‘but he certainly went off at about 8.30 yesterday morning, saying he was going to Glasgow. Or at least, he seems to have left that impression behind him.’
‘Well, he certainly never came to the station,’ said Miss Selby, decidedly. ‘And he wasn’t at the show either day, that I could see. But of course he may have had other fish to fry.’
Wimsey scratched his head.
‘I must interview that woman again,’ he said. ‘I must have misunderstood her. But it’s exceedingly odd. Why should be get up and go out early if he wasn’t going to Glasgow? Especially—’
‘Especially what?’ said Miss Cochran.
‘Well, I shouldn’t have expected it,’ said Wimsey. ‘He was a bit lit-up the night before, and as a rule it takes a lot to get Waters out of bed at the best of times. It’s rather unfortunate. Still, we can’t do much till he turns up.’
‘We?’ said Miss Selby.
‘The police, I mean,’ said Wimsey, blushing a little.
‘You’ll be helping the police, I expect,’ said Miss Cochran. ‘I was forgetting that you had such a reputation as a Sherlock. I’m sorry we don’t seem able to help. You’d better ask Mr. Ferguson. He may have run across Mr. Waters somewhere in Glasgow.’
‘Oh, Ferguson was there, was he?’
Wimsey put his question carelessly, but not so carelessly as to deceive Miss Cochran, who darted a shrewd glance at him.
‘Yes. He was there. I believe we can give ye the precise time we saw him.’ (As Miss Cochran became more emphatic, she became more Scottish in her accent. She planted her plump feet squarely on the ground and leaned forward with a hand on each knee, like an argumentative workman in a tram.) ‘That train of ours gets in at 2.16 – it’s a bad train, stops at every station, and we’d have done better to wait and take the 1.46 at Dumfries, only we wanted to meet Margaret’s sister Kathleen and her husband and they were away to England by the 4 o’clock train. They came to the station to meet us, and we went into the hotel and had a bit of lunch, for we hadn’t had anything since 8 o’clock – there’s none served on that train – and the hotel was as good a place as any to have our bit of talk in. We saw them off at 4 o’clock, and then we had a little argument whether we should go straight on to my cousin’s where we were staying, or look in at the Gallery first. I said it was too late to do anything, but Margaret said it would be a good idea just to go down and see where they’d hung the different things, and then to come back next day and have our proper look at them; and I agreed that was a sensible notion. So we took the tram and we got into the Exhibition just about half-past four, or a few minutes earlier, and in the first room, whom should we see but Mr. Ferguson, just coming away. So of course we spoke to him and he said he’d been through the rooms pretty thoroughly once and was coming back next day. However, he went round once again with us.’
Wimsey, who had been trying to hold the whole local time-table in his head and was hurriedly calculating arrivals and departures, broke in at this point.
‘I suppose he really had been through the place already?’
‘Oh, yes. He told us beforehand where everything was, and mentioned the ones he liked. He’d come in on the same train as we did – only I suppose he would go straight up to the Exhibition.’
‘On your train – the 2.16. Yes, of course, he would join it at Dumfries. It leaves there at 11.22, doesn’t it? Yes, that’s right. Did you see him at Dumfries?’
‘No, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t there. He’d travel smoking, anyway, and we made for a nice, old-fashioned Ladies’ Compartment, not being great smokers in confined spaces. Anyhow, he saw us at Glasgow if we didn’t see him, because the first thing he said when we met him was, “I saw you at the station, but you didn’t see me. Was that Kathleen and her good man with you?” And then he mentioned that he had been in the same train.’
‘Pretty good,’ said Wimsey. ‘Well, as you say, we’ll have to see Ferguson – I mean, the police will have to see him.’
Miss Cochran shook her head.
‘You can’t deceive me,’ she said. ‘You’re in it up to the eyes. If the truth were told, I dare say you did it yourself.’
‘No,’ said Wimsey. ‘This is about the only murder I couldn’t possibly have committed. I haven’t the technical skill.’
GOWAN
Inspector Macpherson of Kirkcudbright was one of those painstaking and unimaginative people for whom no hypothesis is too far-fetched to be investigated. He liked material clues. He paid no attention to such a trivial consideration as psychologial improbability. The Chief Constable had put before him the ascertained facts about Campbell’s death, and he saw that they pointed to the guilt of some artist or other. He liked them. The medical evidence was what he liked best; good, solid, meaty stuff about rigor and the alimentary canal. The business about trains and time-tables pleased him too; it lent itself to being set out in tabular form and verified. The bit about the picture was less satisfactory: it depended on technical matters which he did not personally understand, but he was open-minded enough to accept expert opinion on such matters. He would, for instance, have taken his Cousin Tom’s advice on electricity or his sister Alison’s opinion about ladies’ underwear, and he was not unprepared to admit that a gentleman like Wimsey might know more than he did about artists and their paraphernalia.
Accordingly, he perceived that all artists were, for his purpose, suspect, no matter how rich, respectable or mild-mannered they might be, and whether they were known to have quarrelled with Campbell or not. Kirkcudbright was his district, and his job was to collect alibis and information from every artist in Kirkcudbright, young or old, male or female, virtuous or wicked, indiscriminately. He went about the thing in a conscientious manner, not omitting Marcus McDonald, who was bedridden, or Mrs. Helen Chambers, who had only just settled in Kirkcudbright, or old John Peterson, who was ninety-two, or Walter Flanagan, who had returned from the Great War with an artificial leg. He noted the absence of Waters and Farren, though he did not get as much out of Mr. Farren as Lord Peter had done; and during the afternoon he presented himself at Mr. Gowan’s front-door, notebook in hand and rectitude upon his brow. He had left Gowan to the last, because it was well-known that Mr. Gowan worked in the mornings and resented interruptions before lunch, and Inspector Macpherson had no notion of making difficulties for himself.
The English butler opened the door, and in reply to the Inspector’s inquiry, remarked briefly:
‘Mr. Gowan is not at home.’
The Inspector explained that his business was official, and again requested an interview with Mr. Gowan.
The butler replied loftily.
‘Mr. Gowan is h’out.’
The Inspector begged to know when Mr. Gowan would be in again.
The butler condescended to explain further.
‘Mr Gowan is away.’
To the Scottish mind, this expression has not the same finality that it has to the English mind. The Inspector asked whether Mr. Gowan would be back that evening.
The butler, driven to be explicit, announced imperturbably:
‘Mr. Gowan has gone to London.’
‘Is that so?’ said the Inspector, annoyed with himself for h
aving put off his visit for so long. ‘When did he go?’
The butler appeared to think this catechism ill-bred, but nevertheless replied:
‘Mr. Gowan left for London on Monday night.’
The Inspector was startled.
‘At what time on Monday night?’
The butler appeared to undergo a severe internal struggle, but answered, with great self-control:
‘Mr. Gowan took the h’eight forty-five train from Dumfries.’
The Inspector thought for a moment. If this was true, it left Gowan out altogether. But it must, of course, be verified.
‘I think,’ he said, ‘that I had best step in for a moment.’
The butler appeared to hesitate, but, seeing that a number of inhabitants from the close opposite had come out to stare at the Inspector and himself, he graciously gave way and let Macpherson into the handsome panelled entrance-hall.
‘I am investigatin’,’ said the Inspector, ‘this maitter o’ the death o’ Mr. Campbell.’
The butler bowed his head silently.
‘I will tell ye, wi’oot circumlocution, that there is mair than a suspeecion that the puir gentleman was murdered.’
‘So,’ said the butler, ‘I h’understand.’
‘It is important, ye ken,’ went on Macpherson, ‘that we should get all possible information from those that saw Mr. Campbell of late.’
‘Quite so.’
‘And as a matter of routine, ye understand, that we should ken whaur everybody was at the time the calamity occurred.’
‘Exactly,’ said the butler.
‘Nae doot,’ pursued the Inspector, ‘if Mr. Gowan were at hame, he wad be anxious tae gie us a’ the assistance in his power.’
The butler was sure that Mr. Gowan would be only too happy to do so.
The Inspector opened his notebook.
‘Your name is Halcock, is’t no?’ he began.
The butler corrected him.
‘H’alcock,’ he said, reprovingly.
‘H, a, double-l?’ suggested the Inspector.
‘There is no h’aitch in the name, young man H’ay is the first letter, and there is h’only one h’ell.’
‘I beg your pardon,’ said the Inspector.
‘Granted,’ said Mr. Alcock.
‘Well, noo, Mr. Alcock, juist as a pure formality, ye understand, whit time did Mr. Gowan leave Kirkcudbright on Monday night?’
‘It would be shortly after h’eight.’
‘Whae drove him?’
‘Hammond, the chauffeur.’
‘Ammond?’ said the Inspector.
‘Hammond,’ said the butler, with dignity. ‘H’albert Hammond is his name – with a h’aitch.’
‘I beg your pardon,’ said the Inspector.
‘Granted,’ said Mr. Alcock. ‘Perhaps you would wish to speak to Hammond?’
‘Presently,’ said the Inspector. ‘Can you tell me whether Mr. Gowan had seen Mr. Campbell at a’ on the Monday?’
‘I could not undertake to say.’
‘Mr. Gowan was friendly with Mr. Campbell?’
‘I could not undertake to say.’
‘Has Mr. Campbell visited at the house recently?’
‘Mr. Campbell has never visited this house to my knowledge.’
‘Indeed? Imph’m.’ The Inspector knew as well as Mr. Alcock that Gowan held himself very much aloof from the rest of the artistic population, and seldom invited anybody except for a stately bridge-party now and again, but he felt it his duty to put these questions officially. He ploughed on conscientiously.
‘Noo, I’m only juist checkin’ up on this maitter, ye ken, wi’ a’ Mr. Campbell’s acquaintances. Can ye tell me what Mr. Gowan did on the Monday?’
‘Mr. Gowan rose at 9 o’clock according to custom and breakfasted at 9.30. He then took a turn in the garden and retired to his studio in the customary manner. He partook of luncheon at the usual time, 1.30. H’after luncheon, he was again engaged on his h’artistic pursuits till 4 o’clock, when tea was served in the library.’
The butler paused.
‘Ay?’ said the Inspector, encouragingly.
‘H’after tea,’ went on the butler, more slowly, ‘he went out for a run in the two-seater.’
‘Did Hammond drive him?’
‘No. When Mr. Gowan takes the two-seater, he is accustomed to drive himself.’
‘Ah? Ay. Whaur did he go?’
‘I could not undertake to say.’
‘Weel, when did he return?’
‘About 7 o’clock.’
‘And then?’
‘Mr. Gowan then made the h’observation that he had decided to go to town that night.’
‘Had he said anything aboot that airlier?’
‘No. Mr. Gowan is in the habit of making occasional journeys to town.’
‘Without previous notice?’
The butler bowed.
‘It didna strike ye as unusual in any way?’
‘Certainly not.’
‘Ay, imph’m. Did he dine before leaving?’
‘No. I understood Mr. Gowan to say that he would be dining on the train.’
‘On the train? Ye say he took the 8.45 from Dumfries?’
‘So I was given to understand.’
‘But, man, are ye no aware that the 8.45 disna mak’ ony connection wi’ London? It arrives in Carlisle at 9.59, which is verra late tae get dinner, and after that there’s nae train tae London till five meenuts past twelve. Wherefore did he no tak his dinner here an’ catch the 11.8 at Dumfries?’
‘I could not undertake to say. Mr. Gowan did not h’inform me. Possibly Mr. Gowan had some business to transact at Carlisle.’
The Inspector gazed at Mr. Alcock’s large, white, imperturbable face, and said:
‘Ay, that may be. Did Mr. Gowan say how long he would be away?’
‘Mr. Gowan mentioned that he might be h’absent for a week or ten days.’
‘Did he give you any address?’
‘He desired that letters should be forwarded to his club.’
‘And that is?’
‘The Mahlstick, in Piccadilly.’
The Inspector made a note of the address, and added:
‘Have ye heard from Mr. Gowan since his departure?’
The butler raised his eyebrows.
‘No.’ He paused, and then went on less frigidly. ‘Mr. Gowan would not write unless he had occasion to mention any special h’instructions.’
‘Ay, that’s so. Then so far as ye ken, Mr. Gowan is at this moment in London.’
‘For all I know to the contrary, he is.’
‘Imph’m. Weel, noo – I wad like tae speak a word wi’ Hammond.’
‘Very good.’ Mr. Alcock rang the bell, which was answered by a young and rather pretty maid.
‘Betty,’ said Mr. Alcock, ‘h’inform Hammond that his presence is required by the H’Inspector.’
‘Juist a moment,’ said Macpherson. ‘Betty, ma lass, whit time did Mr. Gowan leave here o’ Monday nicht?’
‘Aboot 8 o’clock, sir,’ said the girl, quickly, with a little glance at the butler.
‘Did he dine before he went?’
‘I – I canna juist charge ma memory, sir.’
‘Come, my girl,’ said Mr. Alcock, magisterially, ‘surely you can remember that. There’s nothing to be frightened about.’
‘No-n-no, Mr. Alcock.’
‘No,’ said Mr. Alcock. ‘You are quite sure about that. Mr. Gowan did not dine at home on Monday?’
‘No.’
Mr. Alcock nodded.
‘Then run and give Hammond my message – unless the Inspector wants to ask you anything further?’
‘No,’ said Macpherson.
‘Has – onything happened?’ asked Betty, tremulously.
‘Nothing whatever, nothing whatever,’ replied the butler. ‘The Inspector is just making some routine inquiries, as I understand. And, Betty, just you give that message to Hammond and come straig
ht back. No stopping and chattering. The Inspector has his work to get through same as you and me.’
‘Yes – I mean, no, Mr. Alcock.’
‘A good girl,’ said the butler, as Betty ran out, ‘but slow in the uptake, if you understand me.’
‘Imph’m,’ said Inspector Macpherson.
Hammond, the chauffeur, was a small, perky man, mongrel in speech, but betraying a strong streak of the fundamental cockney. The Inspector reeled off his preliminary speech about routine inquiries, and then came to the point.
‘Did ye drive Mr. Gowan onywhere on Monday last?’
‘That’s right. Drove ’im ter Dumfries.’
‘What time?’
‘Eight o’clock for the 8.45.
‘In the two-seater?’
‘Naow, in the saloon.’
‘What time did Mr Gowan come in wi’ the two-seater?’
‘ ’Baht a quarter past seven, might be earlier, might be later. I was ’avin’ me supper at ’alf-past seven, and the Riley was in the garridge w’en I come back there.’
‘Did Mr. Gowan tak ony luggage wi’ him?’
‘Bit of a bag, like. One ’er they ’tashy cases – ’baht so long.’
He indicated a spread of about two feet.
‘Ay, imph’m. Did ye see him get into the train?’
‘Naow. ’E walked into the station and told me ter cut along ’ome.’
‘What time was that?’
‘Eight thirty-five as near as makes no difference.’
‘And ye cam’ straight back tae Kirkcudbright?’
‘Sure thing. Naow. Wait a mo. I brought a parcel o’ stuff back with me.’
‘Ay? An’ whit stuff wad that be?’
‘Two pictures of Mr. Gowan’s, what belonged to a gentleman in Dumfries. The boss didn’t want ’em sent by train, so I picked ’em up at the house. They was all done up waitin’ to be collected’
‘Ye went tae this hoose after ye had left Mr. Gowan at the station?’
‘That’s right. Gentleman name of Phillips. Want ’is address?’
‘Ay – ye may as weel gie’t me.’
The chauffeur gave it.
‘Did Mr. Gowan mek ony mention o’ whaur he was gaein’ ?’
‘ ’E only said ’e wanted ter catch the train for Carlisle.’