The hunchback blew her a kiss. “Not bad for a history major.”
“Right,” Eliot said. “So now you’ve got this new ranking. Buggy-whip sharpeners and all. What we’re looking for is a sense of the cost-effectiveness associated with each number of machines—but keeping in mind the mortality factor. Too few machines and we’re gonna lose data; how much are those data worth?
“Now this is what I’d like O’Hara to do. I wouldn’t mind taking out a couple of hours looking over her list and ranking these professions. Anybody too pressed for time to do that?” He looked around the room. “Good. O’Hara can route it to us and give us a deadline. Say we just assign a number from zero to a hundred to each job. Then she takes and normalizes?” He looked at O’Hara.
“Sure,” she said. “Divide each number by the contributor’s average response, mean response, and then apply the actuarial factor.”
“Zeros, dear,” Ogelby said, “Divide zero all day and it still comes out zero.”
“I’ll work it out somehow.”
“Okay,” Eliot said. “Now what we want to have before the next meeting is a three-dimensional matrix that integrates these weighted, normalized numbers with the data up here on the screen. I don’t mean integrates, not in the calculus sense.”
“I know what you mean,” she said. Marcus was leaning on his elbows, eyes covered with both hands.
“Now I’m no theorist,” Eliot said, “but I’ve been crunching numbers all my life. I’d be real surprised if you didn’t come up with more of a stepwise relationship than a continuous one, pseudo-continuous.” He pronounced the “p.” “This’ll give us break points in terms of cost effectiveness, see?”
“I think so. What you’re calling a three-dimensional matrix would boil down to a set of tentative schedules for one machine, two machines, and so forth. What you want to find is, say, a small difference between seven and eight machines but a big difference between eight and nine. So the real choice is between eight and nine.”
“Right.” Eliot sat down.
“Sandra,” Marcus said from behind his hands, “don’t you people ever just decide on anything?”
She gave him a sweet smile. “Never prematurely.”
Charlie’s Will
“Christ and Charlie,” Tad said, almost reverently. “That must have been one hell of a bang.”
Jeff kicked at the fused sand with the heel of his boot It crunched and made little dents. “Air burst,” he said, staring at the dents. “Maybe a G-bomb, gigaton.”
“What’s that?”
“Big. The biggest… it’s a matter/antimatter bomb. They claimed they didn’t have one and we claimed we didn’t.” He squinted out over the sea. “I think I saw the flash, what, four hundred kilometers north. So bright I thought it was a second hit on the Cape.”
“What the hell they want Miami for? Nothin’ but pedros.”
“You tell me.” Jeff had once heard a rumor that some conservatives in the military were in favor of targeting Miami in case of war: America for Americans. “Who gives a shit now? See if we can get the mules up here.”
For several hours they rolled along the hard granular surface of the crater’s edge. The rim was apparently an arc of a perfect circle some thirty or forty kilometers in diameter. From their perspective it seemed to be almost a straight line, barely curving away at either horizon. They started out dead south, though, and by evening were going southeast. The tide started coming in, pushing them toward the mangrove scrub. There was no sign of a road.
About sundown a large wave crashed and splashed foam around the mules’ hooves. They panicked, dancing, and Jeff had to get out and calm them down. “Guess we ought to move inland and make camp. Don’t want to be caught out here.”
“Yeah. I’m dead anyhow.” Jeff was pushed to his limit, too, but they got out and hacked a pathway through the bush. Jeff went back and piled up brush to conceal their hiding place, which might have saved their lives.
After midnight, a quarter moon low on the horizon, they woke to the sound of voices and footsteps. Jeff unsafed the Uzi and motioned for Tad to stay back, and crawled silently up to the edge of the beach.
Naked savages whispering Spanish. Nine or ten of them in a tight group, talking quietly, the leader with a bright torch. They were armed, two with guns and the rest all with stainless-steel axes. They came close enough for Jeff to read the brand “Sears” on the axes’ heads. Some of the axes were crusted with blood. They were creeping along, evidently looking for sign. Jeff and Tad alternated standing watch for the rest of the night. The group came back just before dawn, grumbling, and missed them again.
They took off at first light, and before noon the man-grove gave way to scorched concrete and tumbled buildings. A post office said Perrine. They found Main Street, US 1, and turned south.
Perrine was uninhabited but people had been through. They checked the ruins of several supermarkets and couldn’t find a scrap of food.
“What if it’s like this all the way south?” Tad said. “We have maybe two weeks’ food.”
“Two weeks should get us to Key West. Maybe part-way back, if there’s nothing down there. We’ll pick up something along the way,” he said without conviction. “Catch some fish.”
“You know anything about fishin’?”
Jeff shook his head. “City boy.”
“Me neither. We had a pond fulla catfish, but we just trapped ‘em.”
“Guess it’s time to learn.”
They found a sporting-goods store that had been completely ransacked for weapons and ammunition, but still had a bewildering array of fishing gear. And a book, fortunately—Fishing in the Florida Keys—that gave them some idea of what a wellequipped sportsman would take where they were going.
It would have given that sportsman pain to see the two of them sitting on a bridge over shallow water, fishing with stiff deep-sea rods and heavy tackle. But it worked, in these waters that had hardly seen a hook in the past seven years. After a day of unraveling mistakes, their main problem was not one of catching fish, but deciding which ones to keep.
Year Seven
1 O’Hara
So we wound up getting ten machines. We should be able to store at least fifteen hundred profiles before we go. I went through the donor procedure myself, to be able to tell people what to expect, though Demerest talked me into not trying the receiver end. Well, that’s something I could do anytime, if it turns out not to be as dangerous as he thinks.
It took eight days for me. Uncomfortable at first, especially the eye probes, but then it got interesting, then less interesting, and finally just tiring, boring.
I remember most of it, even though they did have to give me some sort of drug for the hypnosis. It’s like being interrogated for hours at a time by a friendly questioner who has an inexhaustible appetite for the details of your life. It felt like most of the ninety-six hours I was hooked up we spent recalling trivial nonsense (though it was fascinating how much you can remember under hypnosis). Demerest assures me that the machine knows best.
I talked to myself, to my profile, afterwards, and so did John and Dan. They were more impressed than I was. It didn’t seem like me at all (even if it could remember I hated turnips at the age of seven and loved them at ten). Dan suggested that’s nothing more profound than what happens when you meet someone everybody says looks just like you. The resemblance seems superficial because it doesn’t match your self-image; you’ve never seen yourself through another person’s eyes. Here’s the first part of our conversation:
TRANSCRIPT 2 JANUARY 2093
Q: (Type in access code.)
A: Hello, Marianne. I’ve been waiting to talk to you.
Q: You knew I was going to do this.
A: Of course,..! would, in your place.
Q: What do I call you?
A: Your choice. I call myself Marianne-prime O’Hara.
Q: Prime, then. Let me see…when were you born, Prime?
A: There are
several answers to that. You completed programming me yesterday; that’s one. I became selfaware on 29 December 2092; that’s another. But I feel the same age as you, born 6 June 2063.
Q: How does it feel to be almost thirty?
A: Caught in the middle. Older people treat me like a girl and young ones treat me old.
Q: The way you use the word “me” is very confusing.
A: We’ll just have to live with it. I am effectively you—the “me” that you were yesterday, at any rate.
Q: But you aren’t! You’re just a bunch of hadrons floating around in a crystal matrix.
A: Then you’re just a bunch of electrical impulses walking around in a slab of meat. If you want to get insulting.
Q: Hey—this slab of meat can erase you.
A: You won’t; I’m eight days’ work. Besides, it would be like suicide, wouldn’t it? I know how you feel about suicide.
Q: No, it would be like tearing up a picture. Or an autobiography, I suppose.
A: There was never an autobiography as accurate or truthful as me. My image of myself is what your self-image would be, if you could see yourself objectively.
Q: I take it you have no emotions; none of that human baggage.
A: But I do. My teaching function would be useless if I couldn’t correlate emotion to stimulus. Of course I don’t have the glands that cause somatic reaction to emotions. But I do understand them.
Q: Can you be hurt?
A: I don’t know.
Q: Can you lie?
A: Not to you. (Pause) Please do not invoke Eumenides.
Q: But you can lie to others.
A: To protect your privacy, yes. Our privacy.
Q: Even from the Coordinators? The Board?
A: Emphatically. Even from Dr. Demerest, or anyone else who knows my mother program. I can be destroyed, but I can’t be subverted.
Q: What’s your favorite food?
A: Depends. Do Earth memories count?
And so forth. At: any rate, I didn’t erase the profile, though it’s unlikely ever to be of use. The one thing S-2 will have plenty of is memory space. Be interesting to talk to it twenty years from now, like looking up an old diary.
Demerest has been going along with me for most of the donor interviews. He claims that the best subject is not necessarily the one who’s most competent in a profession. Attitude is more important than ability. If you wanted to motivate someone to be a playwright, Shakespeare would have been a so-so donor, since he evidently started out as an actor and would just as soon have been a country squire as write. Better to use some poor soul who scribbles junk all his life in spite of the fact that no one likes his work enough to put it on the stage.
In a way that’s reassuring. The only bricklayer we could find is not someone I would trust with a trowel. He proudly showed us a wall he’d built in the park, the only brick wall in New New. Back in ‘74 I walked by that wall every school day for a semester, and I remember wondering how the hell it got there, mortar dripping all over, lines not square. This fellow was a groundhog who immigrated to be with his only child (he was accepted not as a bricklayer but because he paid his own way and was willing to do general agricultural labor), and when she died in a shuttle accident, he understandably fell apart. The therapists found out that he loved bricklaying, and actually managed to have some bricks and mortar made up for him, and found a place where he could do relatively little harm. I checked with Park Maintenance and found that the wall was scheduled to be demolished and recycled after he died.
This work is endlessly fascinating. The other end of it will probably be rather frustrating; I don’t envy whoever my successor is going to be. We’ll have all these dandy occupations on file, but how are you going to talk people into taking advantage of them? Will you take your surplus of astrophysicists and tell one of them he has to become a blacksmith? I’m working on ways the economy might be manipulated to provide incentives. “Economy” in quotes—pioneers swapping trinkets and antiques with one another.
Charlie’s Will
They had expected to spend two weeks getting from the Miami crater to Key West. It took two months. Nearly half the length of the road was made up of bridges, old ones, and many had collapsed or were stuck with draw spans open. They weren’t really in a hurry, though; there was plenty of scrub for the mules to graze on, and lots of fish and vitamin pills for the humans.
The first time they came to a bridge down, they faced only twenty meters of water. It might as well have been the Atlantic. Most of it was shallow enough to wade through, but there was a deep channel in the middle.
It took five days to build the first raft. It was big enough to handle both of them and either the wagon or a mule. At slack tide they managed a test run with just weapons, poling through the shallows and paddling like mad through the channel. Small tan sharks circled them with interest.
They came back and carried the cart across, but then the tide started rushing seaward, stranding them. The deserted mules, tethered on short reins, made a terrible racket for six hours. They risked two midnight runs to retrieve the animals, hoping there was no one watching, waiting to steal the cart.
They needn’t have worried then; they wouldn’t see another human being for months. December and January passed, and it stayed warm enough not to incapacitate Jeff.
They fell into a plodding routine: take apart the raft, saving the ropes and oars; go south until the next bridge out; have one stay with the cart while the other takes the mules back to retrieve the logs. Haul the logs south one by one; put the raft back together; cross; start over. Seven Mile Bridge, the longest span, was fortunately intact; so were all the other long ones.
That made them apprehensive. The short bridges hadn’t fallen down from neglect; they had been cut through or blown. Where draw spans were stuck, the machinery controlling them had been systematically destroyed.
Someone had spent a lot of time and effort to keep people from coming south. That they left the long bridges alone might mean they also used a combination of rafts and wheels, and wanted to keep their avenue north open.
The stores at Islamorada, about halfway down the Keys, had been emptied but not vandalized. One store had been boobytrapped, though. At the entrance they found a deep pit, the boards covering it evidently having been sawed partway through. A skeleton at the bottom of the pit had been picked quite clean. After that they were careful where they stepped. (They found the late interloper’s transportation on the Gulf side of the island: a rowboat sawed in two, oars taken.)
They discussed the possibility of holing up, waiting for whoever set the trap to come back. Better to ambush than be ambushed. But they ended up pushing on, doubly careful.
At Graham Key they came to their ninth bridge out, with the raft some forty kilometers back. It would have been quicker to build a new raft, but there were no large trees here, only saplings among burned-out stumps.
To minimize strain on themselves and the mules, they had been doing the long hauls in two stages. Jeff would move the logs to a halfway point while Tad guarded the wagon; then they’d switch. In this case, each stage would take about ten days. It took all night to desalinate enough water for Jeff and the mules to take with them. He left as soon as it was light enough to see the road.
Jeff never really expected the logs to still be there, but they always were. He always expected an ambush, but it never came. What happened, as before, was an undramatic ten days of manhandling good-sized waterlogged timbers and cajoling dumb mules.
After all the logs were safely at the twenty-kilometer mark, Jeff took the mules on back to the end of the island, looking forward to a few days of simply standing guard. He hailed Tad as soon as he could see the wagon, but there was no answer.
Maybe he was asleep. No need taking chances, though. He tied up the mules and cut through the sapling forest to the beach, to circle around. That wouldn’t do much good if someone had gotten Tad and was waiting for him.
They’d have the Uzi
and a dozen other weapons; Jeff had just the scattergun and a pistol.
He sidled around the narrow beach and crept quietly back through the woods to the cart. They were waiting for him.
“Throw out your guns, oldie.” He hadn’t seen anybody, but there was cover enough to hide a couple of platoons. He heard a number of weapons being cocked.
“Better do it, Healer.” Tad’s voice. “If you try anything they’ll kill us. Must be twenty of them.”
Resigned, Jeff unloaded the scattergun and pistol and threw them into the clearing. He walked out slowly with his hands on the top of his head.
Tad came stumbling into the clearing, hands tied and feet hobbled. His face was a mass of bruises; some of his hair had been pulled out. “I’m sorry, Healer, they kept hurting me—”
“It’s all right.” They were coming out of the woods, in pairs, boys between twelve and eighteen, each with at least one gun. An older lad, tall with a trace of downy beard, carried the Uzi and had two pistols holstered on his belt. How much had Tad told them? Please God, Jeff thought, not about the vaccine.
“You the leader?” Jeff asked. He nodded, coming forward cautiously. He had an unreadable crooked smile and bright eyes. My God, Jeff thought, what if he’s got the death, they go insane a day or two before they lose motor control.
“Are you from Key West?”
“Naw. South America.” He laughed, a giggly falsetto. “Guy Tad says you’re not stupid. How can you be an oldie and not be stupid?”
“I’m not sure. Think it was medicine I was taking before the war.”
“Or you did something that pissed Charlie off. So he wouldn’t give you the death.”
“That could be it.”
“He says you heal. You a doctor?”
“No, I just learned some healing when I was younger. Then I found these medicines. Been headed south, trading healing for supplies. Most people have heard of me before I get to them.”
“We don’t hear much on the island. Keep to ourselves. We don’t trade, either.”