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  Just now she was tossing on the bosom of a big ocean, with nothing to keep her afloat but a miserable wooden hen-coop that had a plank bottom and slatted sides, through which the water constantly splashed and wetted her through to the skin! And there was nothing to eat when she became hungry--as she was sure to do before long--and no fresh water to drink and no dry clothes to put on.

  “Well, I declare!” she exclaimed, with a laugh. ”You’re in a pretty fix, Dorothy Gale, I can tell you! And I haven’t the least idea how you’re going to get out of it!”

  As if to add to her troubles the night was now creeping on, and the gray clouds overhead changed to inky blackness. But the wind, as if satisfied at last with its mischievous pranks, stopped blowing this ocean and hurried away to another part of the world to blow something else; so that the waves, not being joggled any more, began to quiet down and behave themselves.

  It was lucky for Dorothy, I think, that the storm subsided; otherwise, brave though she was, I fear she might have perished. Many children, in her place, would have wept and given way to despair; but because Dorothy had encountered so many adventures and come safely through them it did not occur to her at this time to be especially afraid. She was wet and uncomfortable, it is true; but, after sighing that one sigh I told you of, she managed to recall some of her customary cheerfulness and decided to patiently await whatever her fate might be.

  By and by the black clouds rolled away and showed a blue sky overhead, with a silver moon shining sweetly in the middle of it and little stars winking merrily at Dorothy when she looked their way. The coop did not toss around anymore, but rode the waves more gently--almost like a cradle rocking--so that the floor upon which Dorothy stood was no longer swept by water coming through the slats. Seeing this, and being quite exhausted by the excitement of the past few hours, the little girl decided that sleep would be the best thing to restore her strength and the easiest way in which she could pass the time. The floor was damp and she was herself wringing wet, but fortunately this was a warm climate and she did not feel at all cold.

  So she sat down in a corner of the coop, leaned her back against the slats, nodded at the friendly stars before she closed her eyes, and was asleep in half a minute.

  ~*~

  BOOK II

  Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz

  A Faithful Record of Their Amazing Adventures in an Underground World; and How with the

  Aid of Their Friends Zeb Hugson, Eureka the Kitten, and Jim the Cab-Horse,

  They Finally Reached the Wonderful Land of Oz

  Chapter 1

  The Earthquake

  The train from ‘Frisco was very late. It should have arrived at Hugson’s Siding at midnight, but it was already five o’clock and the gray dawn was breaking in the east when the little train slowly rumbled up to the open shed that served for the station-house. As it came to a stop the conductor called out in a loud voice, “Hugson’s Siding!”

  At once a little girl rose from her seat and walked to the door of the car, carrying a wicker suit-case in one hand and a round bird-cage covered up with newspapers in the other, while a parasol was tucked under her arm. The conductor helped her off the car and then the engineer started his train again, so that it puffed and groaned and moved slowly away up the track. The reason he was so late was because all through the night there were times when the solid earth shook and trembled under him, and the engineer was afraid that at any moment the rails might spread apart and an accident happen to his passengers. So he moved the cars slowly and with caution.

  The little girl stood still to watch until the train had disappeared around a curve; then she turned to see where she was.

  The shed at Hugson’s Siding was bare save for an old wooden bench, and did not look very inviting. As she peered through the soft gray light not a house of any sort was visible near the station, nor was any person in sight; but after a while the child discovered a horse and buggy standing near a group of trees a short distance away. She walked toward it and found the horse tied to a tree and standing motionless, with its head hanging down almost to the ground. It was a big horse, tall and bony, with long legs and large knees and feet. She could count his ribs easily where they showed through the skin of his body, and his head was long and seemed altogether too big for him, as if it did not fit. His tail was short and scraggly, and his harness had been broken in many places and fastened together again with cords and bits of wire. The buggy seemed almost new, for it had a shiny top and side curtains. Getting around in front, so that she could look inside, the girl saw a boy curled up on the seat, fast asleep.

  She set down the bird-cage and poked the boy with her parasol. Presently he woke up, rose to a sitting position and rubbed his eyes briskly.

  “Hello!” he said, seeing her, “are you Dorothy Gale?”

  “Yes,” she answered, looking gravely at his tousled hair and blinking gray eyes.”Have you come to take me to Hugson’s Ranch?”

  “Of course,” he answered.”Train in?”

  “I couldn’t be here if it wasn’t,” she said.

  He laughed at that, and his laugh was merry and frank. Jumping out of the buggy he put Dorothy’s suit-case under the seat and her bird-cage on the floor in front.

  “Canary-birds?” he asked.

  “Oh no; it’s just Eureka, my kitten. I thought that was the best way to carry her.”

  The boy nodded.

  “Eureka’s a funny name for a cat,” he remarked.

  “I named my kitten that because I found it,” she explained. “Uncle Henry says ‘Eureka’ means ‘I have found it.’”

  “All right; hop in.”

  She climbed into the buggy and he followed her. Then the boy picked up the reins, shook them, and said “Gid-dap!”

  The horse did not stir. Dorothy thought he just wiggled one of his drooping ears, but that was all.

  “Gid-dap!” called the boy, again.

  The horse stood still.

  “Perhaps,” said Dorothy, “if you untied him, he would go.”

  The boy laughed cheerfully and jumped out.

  “Guess I’m half asleep yet,” he said, untying the horse. “But Jim knows his business all right--don’t you, Jim?” patting the long nose of the animal.

  Then he got into the buggy again and took the reins, and the horse at once backed away from the tree, turned slowly around, and began to trot down the sandy road which was just visible in the dim light.

  “Thought that train would never come,” observed the boy.”I’ve waited at that station for five hours.”

  “We had a lot of earthquakes,” said Dorothy.”Didn’t you feel the ground shake?”

  “Yes, but we’re used to such things in California,” he replied. “They don’t scare us much.”

  “The conductor said it was the worst quake he ever knew.”

  “Did he? Then it must have happened while I was asleep,” he said thoughtfully.

  “How is Uncle Henry?” she enquired, after a pause during which the horse continued to trot with long, regular strides.

  “He’s pretty well. He and Uncle Hugson have been having a fine visit.”

  “Is Mr. Hugson your uncle?” she asked.

  “Yes. Uncle Bill Hugson married your Uncle Henry’s wife’s sister; so we must be second cousins,” said the boy, in an amused tone.

  I work for Uncle Bill on his ranch, and he pays me six dollars a month and my board.”

  “Isn’t that a great deal?” she asked, doubtfully.

  “Why, it’s a great deal for Uncle Hugson, but not for me. I’m a splendid worker. I work as well as I sleep,” he added, with a laugh.

  “What is your name?” said Dorothy, thinking she liked the boy’s manner and the cheery tone of his voice.

  “Not a very pretty one,” he answered, as if a little ashamed.”My whole name is Zebediah; but folks just call me ‘Zeb.’ You’ve been to Australia, haven’t you?”

  “Yes; with Uncle Henry,” she answered. “We got to
San Francisco a week ago, and Uncle Henry went right on to Hugson’s Ranch for a visit while I stayed a few days in the city with some friends we had met.”

  “How long will you be with us?” he asked.

  “Only a day. Tomorrow Uncle Henry and I must start back for Kansas.

  We’ve been away for a long time, you know, and so we’re anxious to get home again.”

  The boy flicked the big, boney horse with his whip and looked thoughtful. Then he started to say something to his little companion, but before he could speak the buggy began to sway dangerously from side to side and the earth seemed to rise up before them. Next minute there was a roar and a sharp crash, and at her side Dorothy saw the ground open in a wide crack and then come together again.

  “Goodness!” she cried, grasping the iron rail of the seat.

  “What was that?”

  “That was an awful big quake,” replied Zeb, with a white face. “It almost got us that time, Dorothy.”

  The horse had stopped short, and stood firm as a rock. Zeb shook the reins and urged him to go, but Jim was stubborn. Then the boy cracked his whip and touched the animal’s flanks with it, and after a low moan of protest Jim stepped slowly along the road.

  Neither the boy nor the girl spoke again for some minutes. There was a breath of danger in the very air, and every few moments the earth would shake violently. Jim’s ears were standing erect upon his head and every muscle of his big body was tense as he trotted toward home. He was not going very fast, but on his flanks specks of foam began to appear and at times he would tremble like a leaf.

  The sky had grown darker again and the wind made queer sobbing sounds as it swept over the valley.

  Suddenly there was a rending, tearing sound, and the earth split into another great crack just beneath the spot where the horse was standing. With a wild neigh of terror the animal fell bodily into the pit, drawing the buggy and its occupants after him.

  Dorothy grabbed fast hold of the buggy top and the boy did the same. The sudden rush into space confused them so that they could not think.

  Blackness engulfed them on every side, and in breathless silence they waited for the fall to end and crush them against jagged rocks or for the earth to close in on them again and bury them forever in its dreadful depths.

  The horrible sensation of falling, the darkness and the terrifying noises, proved more than Dorothy could endure and for a few moments the little girl lost consciousness. Zeb, being a boy, did not faint, but he was badly frightened, and clung to the buggy seat with a tight grip, expecting every moment would be his last.

  ~*~

  BOOK III

  The Road to Oz

  In which is related how Dorothy Gale of Kansas, The Shaggy Man, Button Bright, and Polychrome the Rainbow’s Daughter met on an Enchanted Road and followed it all the way to The Marvelous Land of Oz.

  Chapter 1

  The Way to Butterfield

  “Please, miss,” said the shaggy man, “can you tell me the road to Butterfield?”

  Dorothy looked him over. Yes, he was shaggy, all right, but there was a twinkle in his eye that seemed pleasant.

  “Oh yes,” she replied; “I can tell you. But it isn’t this road at all.”

  “No?”

  “You cross the ten-acre lot, follow the lane to the highway, go north to the five branches, and take--let me see--”

  “To be sure, miss; see as far as Butterfield, if you like,” said the shaggy man.

  “You take the branch next the willow stump, I b’lieve; or else the branch by the gopher holes; or else--”

  “Won’t any of ‘em do, miss?”

  “Course not, Shaggy Man. You must take the right road to get to Butterfield.”

  “And is that the one by the gopher stump, or--”

  “Dear me!” cried Dorothy. “I shall have to show you the way, you’re so stupid. Wait a minute till I run in the house and get my sunbonnet.”

  The shaggy man waited. He had an oat-straw in his mouth, which he chewed slowly as if it tasted good; but it didn’t. There was an apple-tree beside the house, and some apples had fallen to the ground.

  The shaggy man thought they would taste better than the oat-straw, so he walked over to get some. A little black dog with bright brown eyes dashed out of the farm-house and ran madly toward the shaggy man, who had already picked up three apples and put them in one of the big wide pockets of his shaggy coat. The little dog barked and made a dive for the shaggy man’s leg; but he grabbed the dog by the neck and put it in his big pocket along with the apples. He took more apples, afterward, for many were on the ground; and each one that he tossed into his pocket hit the little dog somewhere upon the head or back, and made him growl. The little dog’s name was Toto, and he was sorry he had been put in the shaggy man’s pocket.

  Pretty soon Dorothy came out of the house with her sunbonnet, and she called out, “Come on, Shaggy Man, if you want me to show you the road to Butterfield.”

  She climbed the fence into the ten-acre lot and he followed her, walking slowly and stumbling over the little hillocks in the pasture as if he was thinking of something else and did not notice them.

  “My, but you’re clumsy!” said the little girl.”Are your feet tired?”

  “No, miss; it’s my whiskers; they tire very easily in this warm weather,” said he. “I wish it would snow, don’t you?”

  “‘Course not, Shaggy Man,” replied Dorothy, giving him a severe look.

  “If it snowed in August it would spoil the corn and the oats and the wheat; and then Uncle Henry wouldn’t have any crops; and that would make him poor; and--”

  “Never mind,” said the shaggy man. “It won’t snow, I guess. Is this the lane?”

  “Yes,” replied Dorothy, climbing another fence; “I’ll go as far as the highway with you.”

  “Thankee, miss; you’re very kind for your size, I’m sure,” said he gratefully.

  “It isn’t everyone who knows the road to Butterfield,” Dorothy remarked as she tripped along the lane; “but I’ve driven there many a time with Uncle Henry, and so I b’lieve I could find it blindfolded.”

  “Don’t do that, miss,” said the shaggy man earnestly; “you might make a mistake.”

  “I won’t,” she answered, laughing.”Here’s the highway. Now it’s the second--no, the third turn to the left--or else it’s the fourth. Let’s see. The first one is by the elm tree, and the second is by the gopher holes; and then--”

  “Then what?” he inquired, putting his hands in his coat pockets. Toto grabbed a finger and bit it; the shaggy man took his hand out of that pocket quickly, and said “Oh!”

  Dorothy did not notice. She was shading her eyes from the sun with her arm, looking anxiously down the road.

  “Come on,” she commanded.”It’s only a little way farther, so I may as well show you.”

  After a while, they came to the place where five roads branched in different directions; Dorothy pointed to one, and said, “That’s it, Shaggy Man.”

  “I’m much obliged, miss,” he said, and started along another road.

  “Not that one!” she cried; “you’re going wrong.”

  He stopped.

  “I thought you said that other was the road to Butterfield,” said he, running his fingers through his shaggy whiskers in a puzzled way.

  “So it is.”

  “But I don’t want to go to Butterfield, miss.”

  “You don’t?”

  “Of course not. I wanted you to show me the road, so I shouldn’t go there by mistake.”

  “Oh! Where DO you want to go, then?”

  “I’m not particular, miss.”

  This answer astonished the little girl; and it made her provoked, too, to think she had taken all this trouble for nothing.

  “There are a good many roads here,” observed the shaggy man, turning slowly around, like a human windmill.”Seems to me a person could go ‘most anywhere, from this place.”

  Dorothy turned aro
und too, and gazed in surprise. There WERE a good many roads; more than she had ever seen before. She tried to count them, knowing there ought to be five, but when she had counted seventeen she grew bewildered and stopped, for the roads were as many as the spokes of a wheel and ran in every direction from the place where they stood; so if she kept on counting she was likely to count some of the roads twice.

  “Dear me!” she exclaimed.”There used to be only five roads, highway and all. And now--why, where’s the highway, Shaggy Man?”

  “Can’t say, miss,” he responded, sitting down upon the ground as if tired with standing.”Wasn’t it here a minute ago?”

  “I thought so,” she answered, greatly perplexed.”And I saw the gopher holes, too, and the dead stump; but they’re not here now. These roads are all strange--and what a lot of them there are! Where do you suppose they all go to?”

  “Roads,” observed the shaggy man, “don’t go anywhere. They stay in one place, so folks can walk on them.”

  He put his hand in his side-pocket and drew out an apple--quick, before Toto could bite him again. The little dog got his head out this time and said “Bow-wow!”so loudly that it made Dorothy jump.

  “O, Toto!” she cried; “where did you come from?”

  “I brought him along,” said the shaggy man.

  “What for?” she asked.

  “To guard these apples in my pocket, miss, so no one would steal them.”

  With one hand the shaggy man held the apple, which he began eating, while with the other hand he pulled Toto out of his pocket and dropped him to the ground. Of course Toto made for Dorothy at once, barking joyfully at his release from the dark pocket. When the child had patted his head lovingly, he sat down before her, his red tongue hanging out one side of his mouth, and looked up into her face with his bright brown eyes, as if asking her what they should do next.

  Dorothy didn’t know. She looked around her anxiously for some familiar landmark; but everything was strange. Between the branches of the many roads were green meadows and a few shrubs and trees, but she couldn’t see anywhere the farm-house from which she had just come, or anything she had ever seen before--except the shaggy man and Toto. Besides this, she had turned around and around so many times trying to find out where she was, that now she couldn’t even tell which direction the farm-house ought to be in; and this began to worry her and make her feel anxious.