She: "Well, I says to myse'f: 'Oh, ho! I knew this was comin'! This dollah-a-day stuff can't keep up for ever! Well,' I thinks, 'you can't hang onto a good thing all yoeh life!'--so I decides to let 'im have it befoeh he has the chanct to staht gettin' funny. So I lies to 'im: 'Surer I says, an' looks 'im right in the eye--'I'm good an' married! Ain't you?' I thought that ought to hold 'im."
The other: "An' w'at did he say t' that?"
She: "He just stood lookin' at me with that funny look. Then he shook his head at me--as if I'd done somep'n--as if it was my fault--as if he was disgusted wit' me. 'Yes,' he says, an' gets his hat, an' leaves his dollah, an' walks out. Tie that one down! Well, I gets to thinkin' it oveh, an' I figure that next day he's goin' t' spring itstaht givin' me the old oil about how his wife don't undehstand 'im, or how he's not livin' wit' her an' how lonesome he is--an' how about it?--can't we get togetheh some night for dinneh?"
And number two, rapt: "So w'at happens?"
And she: "When he comes to get his hat next day he just stands there lookin' at me for a long time in that funny way of his that used to get me noivous--as if I'd done somep'n--so I says again: 'So what?' An' he says in that funny voice--it's so low sometimes you can't handly hear it--he says: 'Any children?'--just like that! Gee, it was funny! It wasn't what I expected 'im t' say at all! I didn't know what t' say, so fine'ly I says: 'No.' So, wit' that, he just stands there lookin' at me, an' he shakes his head at me like he was disgusted wit' me for not havin' any. So then I gets sore, I forget I'm pot married--the way he shakes his head at me as if it was my fault for not havin' any children gets me good an' sore--an' I says to 'im: 'So what? What if I haven't? Have you?"
Number two, now fascinated: "So w'at happens? W'at does he tell yah?"
She: "He stands lookin' at me an' says: 'Fiver--just like that. An' then he shakes his head again--'All women,' he says, as if he was disgusted wit' me--Like yourself,' he says. An' then he takes his hat, an' leaves his dollah, an' walks out!"
Number two, in an aggrieved tone: "Say-y! Who does he think he is, anyway? How does he get that way? That guy's pretty fresh, I'd say!"
She: "Well, I get to thinkin' about it an' I get sore. The noive of 'im, tawkin' about women like that! So the next day when he comes to get his hat I says: 'Listen,' I says, 'what's eatin' on you, anyway? What are yah--a woman-hatah or somep'n? Whatcha got against women, anyway? What'd they eveh do to you?' 'Nothing,' he says, 'nothing--except act like women!' Gee! The way he said that! An' stood there shakin' his head at me in that disgusted way like I'd done somep'n! He takes his hat then, leaves his dollah, an' goes out...So afteh that I decide t' kid 'im along a little, seein' he's not tryin' t' get funny wit' me. So every day afteh that I make some wisecrack about women, tryin' to get a rise out of 'im, but I neveh do! Say! You can't get a rise outa that guy! I've tried an' I know! He don't even know when you're tryin' t' get a rise out of 'im!...So then he stahts t' ast me questions about my husband--an' gee!--was I embarrassed? He ast me all kinds of questions about 'im--what did he do, an' how old was he, an' where did he come from, an' was his mother livin', an' what did he think about women? Gee! It usta keep me busy from one day to anotheh wonderin' what he was goin' to ast me next, an' what t' say to 'im...Then he stahted astin' me about my mother, an' my sisters an' brothers, an' what did they do, an' how old were they--an' I could tell 'im those because I knew the answers."
Number two: "An' you told 'im?"
She: "Sure. W'y not?"
Number two: "Gee, Mary, y' shouldn't do that! You don't know th' guy! How do you know who he is?"
She, abstracted, in a softer tone: "Oh, I don't know. That guy's all right!" With a little shrug: "You know! You can always tell."
Number two: "Yeah, but all the same, y' neveh can tell! You don't know anything about th' guy! I kid 'em along, but I neveh tell 'em anything."
She: "Oh, sure. I know. I do the same. Only, it's diff'rent wit' this guy. Gee, it's funny! I musta told 'im awmost everything--all about mama, an' Pat, an' Tim, an' Helen--I guess he knows the history of the whole damn fam'ly now! I neveh tawked so much to a stranger befoeh in my whole life. But it's funny, he neveh seems to say anything himse'f. He just stands there an' looks at you, an' turns his head to one side as if he's listenin'--an' you spill the beans. When he's gone you realise you've done all the tawkin'. 'Listen,' I says to 'im the otheh day, 'you know everything else now, I've told you the truth about everything else, so I'll come clean on this, too--that wasn't true about me bein' married.' Gee! He was about to drive me nuts astin' a new question every day about my husband! 'I lied to you about that,' I says. 'I neveh was married. I haven't got a husband.'"
Number two, hungrily: "So w'at does he say to that?"
She: "Just looks at me an' says: 'So--what?'" Laughing: "Gee, it was funny to hear 'im say that! I guess I taught it to 'im. He says it all the time now. But it's funny the way he says it--like he don't know exactly what it means. 'So--what?' he says. So I says: 'What d'you mean, so what? I'm tellin' you that I'm not married, like I said I was.' 'I knew that all the time,' he says. 'How did you know?' I says. 'How could you tell?' 'Because,' he says, an' shakes his head at me in that disgusted way--'because you're a woman!'"
Number two: "Can you imagine that? The noive of 'im! I hope you told 'im somep'n!"
She: "Oh, sure! I always come right back at 'im! But still, you neveh can be sure he means it! I think he's kiddin' half the time. He may be kiddin' when he shakes his head at you in that disgusted way. Anyway, that guy's all right! I don't know, but somehow you can tell." A pause, then with a sigh: "But gee! If only he'd go an' get himse'f a-----"
Number two: "Hat!"
She: "Can yah beat it?"
Number two: "Ain't it a scream?"
They regard each other silently, shaking their heads.
Fox gets at all things round the edges in this way--sees the whole thing, whole, clear, instant, unperplexed, then all the little things as well. Will see a man in the crowd, notice the way his ear sticks out, his length of chin, his short upper lip, the way his face is formed, something about the cheek-bones--a man well dressed and well behaved, conventional in appearance, no one but the Fox would look a second time at him--and suddenly the Fox will find himself looking into the naked eyes of a wild animal. Fox will see the cruel and savage tiger prowling in that man, let loose in the great jungle of the city, sheathed in harmless and deceptive grey--a wild beast, bloody, rending, fierce, and murderous--and stalking free and unsuspected on the sheep of life! And Fox will turn away appalled and fascinated, look at the people all round him with astonishment--"Can't they see? Don't they know?"--then will return again and walk past the tiger with hands clutching coat lapels, will bend, crane his head, and stare fixedly into tiger's eye until tiger's eye, discovered and unguarded now, blazes back at Fox--and all the people, puzzled and perturbed, are staring at Fox, too. Like children, they don't know what to make of it: "What does that guy see?" And Fox, astounded: "Can't they see?"
Sees all life foxwise, really: has acute animal perceptions--does not let concrete, brick, stone, skyscrapers, motor-cars, or clothes obscure the thing itself. Finds the tiger looking out at life, and then sees all the people who are lions, bulls, mastiffs, terriers, bulldogs, greyhounds, wolves, owls, eagles, hawks, rabbits, reptiles, monkeys, apes, and--foxes. Fox knows the world is full of them. He sees them every day. He might have found one in C. Green, too--cat, rabbit, terrier, or snipe--could he have seen him.
He reads the news in this way, sniffing sharply, with keen relish, at the crisp, ink-pungent pages. He also reads the paper with a kind of eager hopelessness. Fox has no hope, really; he is beyond despair. (If there's a lack, we'll smell it out. Is this not one? Is this not a lack-American? Can Fox be wholly of us if he has no hope?) Fox really has no hope that men will change, that life will ever get much better. He knows the forms will change: perhaps new changes will bring better forms. The shifting forms of change absorb him--this is why he loves the new
s. Fox would give his life to keep or increase virtue--to save the savable, to grow the growable, to cure the curable, to keep the good. But for the thing unsavable, for life ungrowable, for the ill incurable, he has no care. Things lost in nature hold no interest for him.
Thus will grow grey at the temples, haggard-eyed, and thin if one of his children has an ailment. One daughter has been in a motor wreck, escapes unhurt apparently, days later has a slight convulsion. It comes a second time, returns weeks later, goes away, and comes again--not much, not long, just a little thing, but Fox grows grey with worry. He takes the girl from college, gets doctors, specialists, the best people in the world, tries everything, can find nothing wrong, yet the attacks continue; at length comes through it, finds out the trouble, pulls the girl out, and sees her married. His eyes are clear again. Yet if the girl had had a cureless ailment, Fox would not have worried much.
He goes home, sleeps soundly, seems indifferent, shows no worry, the night the daughter has a child. Next morning, when informed he is a grandfather, looks blank, puzzled, finally says: "Oh"--then, turning away with a disdainful sniffing of the nose, says scornfully:
"Another woman, I suppose?"
Informed it is a man-child, says: "Oh," dubiously, then whispers contemptuously:
"I had supposed such a phenomenon was impossible in this family."
And for some weeks thereafter persists in referring to his grandson as "She", to the indignation, resentment, excited protest of the--Women!
(A cunning Fox--knows slyly how to tease.)
So, then, unhoping hopefulness, and resigned acceptance; patient fatality, and unflagging effort and unflinching will. Has no hope, really, for the end, the whole amount of things; has hope incessant for the individual things themselves. Knows we lose out all along the line, but won't give in. Knows how and when we win, too, and never gives up trying for a victory. Considers it disgraceful to stop trying--will try everything--will lay subtle, ramified, and deep-delved plans to save people from avertible defeat; a man of talent drowning in his own despair, some strong and vital force exploding without purpose, some precious, misused thing gone wickedly to ruin. These things can be helped, they must be helped and saved, to see them lost, to see them thrown away, is not to be endured--Fox will move mountains to prevent them. But gone? Lost? Destroyed? Irretrievably thrown away? The grave face will be touched with sadness, the sea-pale eyes filled with regret, the low voice hoarse and indignant:
"It was a shame! A shame! Everything would have come out all right...he had it in his grasp...and he just let it go! He just gave in!"
Yes, for failure such as this, a deep, indignant sadness, a profound regret. But for other things foreordained and inevitable, not savable by any means, then a little sadness--"Too bad"--but in the end a tranquil fatality of calm acceptance: the thing had to be, it couldn't be helped.
Is therefore like Ecclesiastes: has the tragic sense of life, knows that the day of birth is man's misfortune--but, knowing this, will then "lay hold". Has never, like the Fool, folded his hands together and consumed his flesh, but, seeing work to be done, has taken hold with all his might and done it. Knows that the end of all is vanity, but says: "Don't whine, and don't repine, but get work done."
Is, therefore, not afraid to die; does not court death, but knows death is a friend. Does not hate life, is rather passionately involved with life, yet does not hug it like a lover--it would not be torn bitterly from reluctant fingers. There is no desperate hug of mortality in Fox--rather, the sense of mystery and strangeness in the hearts of men, the thrilling interest of the human adventure, the unending fascination of the whole tangled, grieved, vexed, and unfathomed pattern. As he reads the Times now, he sniffs sharply, shakes his head, smiles, scans the crowded columns of the earth, and whispers to himself:
"What a world! And what a life! Will we ever get to the bottom of it all?...And what a time we live in! I don't dare go to sleep at night without the paper. I cannot wait until the next one has come out--things change so fast, the whole world's in such a state of flux, the course of history may change from one edition to another. The whole thing's so fascinating, I wish I could live a hundred years to see what's going to happen! If it weren't for that--and for the children----"
A slow perplexity deepens in his eyes. What will become of them? Five tender lambs to be turned loose out of the fold into the howling tumults of this dangerous and changeful earth. Five fledglings to be sent forth, bewildered and defenceless, to meet the storms of fury, peril, adversity, and savage violence that beat across the whole vexed surface of the earth--unsheltered, ignorant, unprepared, and----
"Women." Scorn, touched now deeply with compassion; trouble, with a tender care.
Is there a way out, then? Yes, if only he can live to see each of them married to--to--to a good husband (the sense of trouble deepens in the sea-pale eyes--the world in printed columns there before him seethes with torment--no easy business)...But to find good husbands, foxes all of them--to see his fleecelings safely folded, shielded from the storms--each--each with fleecelings of her own--yeslthat's the thing! Fox clears his throat and rattles the pages with decision. That's the thing for----
--Women!
--To be folded, sheltered, guarded, kept from all the danger, violence, and savagery, the grimed pollution of this earth's coarse thumb, each to ply her needle, learn to keep her house, do a woman's work, be wifely, and--and--"lead the sort of life a woman ought to lead," Fox whispers to himself--"the kind of life she was intended for."
Which is to say, produce more fleecelings for the fold, Fox? Who will, in turn, find "good" husbands, and a fold, learn sewing, housewifery, and "lead the sort of life a woman ought to lead," produce still other fleecelings, and so on, ad infinitum, to world's end for ever, or until----
--The day of wrath, the huge storm howling through the earth again--again the Terror and Jemappes I--again November and Moscow!--the whole flood broke through, the mighty river re-arisen, the dark tide flowing in the hearts of men, and a great wind howling through the earth, good Fox, that tears off roof-tops like a sheet of paper, bends the strongest oak-trees to the ground, knocks down the walls, and levels the warmest, strongest, and most solid folds that ever sheltered fleecelings in security--leaving fleecelings where?
O Fox, is there no answer?
Leaving fleecelings there to knit a pattern of fine needlework on the hurricane? Leaving fleecelings there to ply housewifery on the flood? Leaving fleecelings to temper the bleak storms of misery to the perfumed tenderness of fleeceling hides? To find "good" husbands in the maelstrom's whirl? To produce more fleecelings in order to be secure, protected, in doing a woman's work, in leading "the kind of life she was intended for"----
Oh, where, Fox, where?
--To draw compassion from the cobble-stones? Security from iron skies? Solicitude from the subduer's bloody hand? Arthurian gallantries from the brutal surge of the on-marching mass? Still no answer, subtle Fox?
What, then? Will not hoarse voices fogged with blood and triumph soften to humility when they behold the fleeceling loveliness? And while the blind mob fills the desolated streets, will not a single cloak be thrown down for dainty fleeceling feet to tread upon? Will the shattered masonries of all those (as we thought) impregnable securities, with which the Foxes of the world have sheltered fleecelings, no longer give the warmth and safety which once were so assured and certain? And must those fountains so unfailing in the flow of milk and honey, on which fleecelings feed, be withered at their source? Must they be fountains, rather, dyed with blood--blood of the lamb, then? Fleeceling blood?
O Fox, we cannot think of it!
Fox reads on, intent, with the keen hunger of a fascinated interest, the shade of a deep trouble in his eye. The sober, close-set columns of the Times give up their tortured facts, revealing a world in chaos, man bewildered, life in chains. These substantial rages, so redolent of morning and sobriety--of breakfast in America, the pungency of ham and eggs, the homes
of prosperous people--yield a bitter harvest of madness, hatred, dissolution, misery, cruelty, oppression, injustice, despair, and the bankruptcy of human faith. What have we here, mad masters?--for surely if ye be masters of such hell-on-earth as sober Times portrays, then ye be mad!
Well, here's a little item:
It is announced, my masters, that on Saturday next, in the Land of the Enchanted Forest, land of legends and the magic of the elves, land of the Venusberg and the haunting beauties of the Gothic towns, land of the truth-lover and the truth-seeker, land of the plain, good, common, vulgar, and all-daring Sense of Man, land where the great monk nailed his blunt defiance to the doors at Wittenberg, and broke the combined powers, splendours, pomps, and menaces of churchly Europe with the sledge-hammer genius of his coarse and brutal speech--land from that time onwards of man's common noble dignity, and of the strong truth of sense and courage, shaking its thick fist into the face of folly--yes! land of Martin Luther, land of Goethe, land of Faust, land of Mozart and Beethoven--land where immortal music was created, glorious poetry written, and philosophy cultivated--land of magic, mystery, matchless loveliness, and unending treasure-hordes of noble art--land where the Man of Weimar, for the last time in the modern world, dared to make the whole domain of art, culture, and learning the province of his gigantic genius--land, too, of noble, consecrated youth, where young men sang and wrote, loved truth, went through apprenticeships devoted to the aspiration of a high and passionate ideal--well, mad masters, it is announced that this same enchanted land will consecrate the devotion of another band of youth this Saturday--when the young men of the nation will burn books before the Town Halls, in all the public squares of Germany!
Well, then, Fox?
And elsewhere on this old tormented globe, goes it much better? Fire, famine, flood, and pestilence--these trials we have always had. And hatred--most firelike, faminelike, floodlike, and most pestilential of all evils--yes, we have always had that, too. And yet, Great God! When has our old unhappy earth been stricken with such universal visitation? When has she ached in every joint as she aches now? When has she had such a universal itch, been so spavined, gouty, poxy, so broken out in sores all over?