“We hope you’re enjoying tonight’s special Christmas show. We know many of you may be missing a loved one tonight, and we hope these songs find you thinking pleasant thoughts of holidays gone by. We’ll continue to keep playing your favorite hits of the season in a moment, but now an update on the latest Shuffler activity. Scouts in Sector 11 have detained a band of six Shufflers at the border while an attack has been reported in Sector 8. Two casualties so far, but no infections as of yet. If you have any Shuffler activity to report tonight, you can use the regular Sentinel hotline or call the station and we’ll alert the proper authorities. Now, back to the music on KX87…”