DICK FRANCIS
Smokescreen
THE DICK FRANCIS LIBRARY
MICHAEL JOSEPH
an imprint of
PENGUIN BOOKS
Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Books by Dick Francis
THE SPORT OF QUEENS (autobiography)
DEAD CERT
NERVE
FOR KICKS
ODDS AGAINST
FLYING FINISH
BLOOD SPORT
FORFEIT
ENQUIRY
RAT RACE
BONECRACK
SMOKESCREEN
SLAY-RIDE
KNOCK DOWN
HIGH STAKES
IN THE FRAME
RISK
TRIAL RUN
WHIP HAND
REFLEX
TWICE SHY
BANKER
THE DANGER
PROOF
BREAK IN
LESTER: The Official Biography
BOLT
HOT MONEY
THE EDGE
STRAIGHT
LONGSHOT
COMEBACK
DRIVING FORCE
DECIDER
WILD HORSES
COME TO GRIEF
TO THE HILT
10-lb PENALTY
FIELD OF THIRTEEN
SECOND WIND
SHATTERED
With thanks to
Jane and Christopher Coldrey
Preface
In 1971 I was asked to go to South Africa to take part in the Johannesburg International Horse Show, a two-week long entertainment similar to the Olympia and Wembley indoor horse shows in London and Canada’s Royal Winter Fair in Toronto. The invited party of about twenty international horse people included Olympic show-jumpers Piero d’Inzeo and Anneli Drummond Hay, who jumped local borrowed horses to dazzling effect. I went in the capacity of judge of varying classes of riding horses, a task which meant setting the horses in order according to their looks, and then riding them to see if they moved with presence, appointing winners overall.
My wife, Mary, and I stayed with the Show Director, Christopher Coldrey, on his farm out in the country, and in between performances he introduced us to a different side of South Africa. We spent a free weekend of three scorching days in the Kruger Park Game Reserve, eyeball to eyeball with lion, elephant, impala and giraffe, and were shown the back roads and hidden places by one of the senior game wardens. Naturally (for me) we went also to race meetings, and there met a man who invited us down his gold mine, offering a private conducted tour and invaluable knowledge.
Smokescreen, written after our return to England, unsurprisingly unfolds against a background of South African racing, a gold mine and blazing heat in the Kruger Park Game Reserve; and to this day if I glance into the book the beauty and the powerful sweet scent of the South African countryside fill my memory.
Edward Lincoln, the chief character, is an English film star, and for the authentic background of his job my wife and I went to the British film studios at Pinewood where we were comprehensively shown how movies are made. We already counted many actors among our friends, as Mary had earlier worked behind the scenes in the theatre, so I usefully knew how good actors behave and think.
As a mix of all these experiences, together with humour and, of course, make believe, Smokescreen evolved.
This is not a political book, just a matter of fun and suspense.
Chapter One
Sweating, thirsty, hot, uncomfortable, and tired to the point of explosion.
Cynically, I counted my woes.
Considerable, they were. Considerable, one way and another.
I sat in the driving seat of a custom-built aerodynamic sports car, the cast-off toy of an oil sheik’s son. I had been sitting there for the best part of three days. Ahead, the sun dried plain spread gently away to some distant brown and purple hills, and hour by hour their hunched shapes remained exactly where they were on the horizon, because the 150 m.p.h. Special was not moving.
Nor was I. I looked morosely at the solid untarnishable handcuffs locked round my wrists. One of my arms led through the steering wheel, and the other was outside it, so that in total effect I was locked on to the wheel, and in consequence firmly attached to the car.
There was also the small matter of seat belts. The Special would not start until the safety harness was fastened. Despite the fact that the key was missing from the ignition, the harness was securely fastened: one strap over my stomach, one diagonally across my chest.
I could not bring my legs up from their stretched forward sports car position in order to break the steering wheel with my feet. I had tried it. I was too tall, and couldn’t bend my knees far enough. And apart from that, the steering wheel was not of possibly breakable plastic. People who built spectacularly expensive cars like the Special didn’t mess around with plastic steering wheels. This one was of the small diameter leather-covered metal type, as durable as Mont Blanc.
I was thoroughly fed up with sitting in the car. Every muscle in my legs, up my spine and down my arms protested energetically against the constraint. A hard band of heaviness behind my eyes was tightening into a perceptible ache.
It was time to make another determined effort to get free, though I knew from countless similar attempts that it couldn’t be done.
I tugged, strained, used all my strength against the straps and the handcuffs: struggled until fresh sweat rolled down my face; and couldn’t, as before, progress even a millimetre towards freedom.
I put my head back against the padded headrest, and rolled my face around towards the open window beside me, on my right.
I shut my eyes. I could feel the slash of sunlight cut across my cheek and neck and shoulder with all the vigour of 15.00 hours in July at 37° North. I could feel the heat on my left eyelid. I let lines of frustration and pain develop across my forehead, put a certain grimness into my mouth, twitched a muscle along my jaw, and swallowed with an abandonment of hope.
After that I sat still, and waited.
The desert plain was very quiet.
I waited.
Then Evan Pentelow shouted ‘Cut’ with detectable reluctance, and the cameramen removed their eyes from the view-finders. No whisper of wind fluttered the large bright-coloured umbrellas which shielded them and their apparatus. Evan fanned himself vigorously with his shooting schedule, creating the breeze that nature had neglected, and others in the small group in the shade of portable green polystyrene sun-shelters came languidly to life, the relentless heat having hours ago drained their energy. The sound mixer took off his ear-phones, hung them over the back of his chair, and fiddled slowly with the knobs on his Nagra recorder, and the electricians kindly switched off the clutch of minibrute lamps which had been ruthlessly reinforcing the sun.
I looked into the lens of the Arriflex which had been recording every sweating pore at a distance of six feet from my right shoulder. Terry, behind his camera, mopped his neck with a dusty handkerchief, and Simon added to his Picture Negative Report for the processing laboratory.
Further back, from a different angle, the Mitchell with its thousand feet magazine had shot the same scene. Lucky, who operated it, was busily not meeting my eye, as he had been since breakfast. He believed I was angry with him, bec
ause, although he swore it was not his fault, the last lot of film he had shot the day before had turned out to be fogged. I had asked him quite mildly in the circumstances just to be sure that today there should be no more mishaps, as I reckoned I couldn’t stand many more retakes of Scene 623.
Since then, we had retaken it six times. With, I grant you, a short break for lunch.
Evan Pentelow had apologised to everyone, loudly and often, that we would just have to go on and on shooting the scene until I got it right. He changed his mind about how it should go after every second take, and although I followed a good many of his minutely detailed directions, he had not yet once pronounced himself satisfied.
Every single member of the team who had come to southern Spain to complete the location shots was aware of the animosity behind the tight-reined politeness with which he spoke to me, and behind that with which I answered him. The unit, I had heard, had opened a book on how long I would hang on to my temper.
The girl who carried the precious key to the handcuffs walked slowly over from the furthest green shelter, where the continuity, make-up, and wardrobe girls sat exhaustedly on spread out towels. Tendrils of damp hair clung to the girl’s neck as she opened the door of the car and fitted the key into the hole. They were regulation British police handcuffs, fastening with a stiffish screw instead of a ratchet, and she always had some difficulty in pushing the key round its last few all-important turns.
She looked at me apprehensively, knowing that I couldn’t be far from erupting. I achieved at least the muscle movements of a smile, and relief at not being bawled at gave her impetus to finish taking off the handcuffs smoothly and quickly.
I unfastened the seat harness and stood up stiffly outside in the sun. It was a good ten degrees cooler than inside the Special.
‘Get back in,’ Evan said. ‘We’ll have to take it again.’
I inhaled a lungful straight from the Sahara, and counted five in my mind. Then I said, ‘I’m going over to the caravan for a beer and a pee, and we’ll shoot it again when I come back.’
They wouldn’t pay out the pool on that, I thought in amusement. That might be a crack in the volcano, but it wasn’t Krakatoa. I wondered if they would let me take a bet on the flashpoint myself.
No one had bothered to put the canvas over the Minimoke, to shield it from the sun. I climbed into the little buggy where it was parked behind the largest shelter, and swore as the seat leather scorched through my thin cotton trousers. The steering wheel was hot enough to fry eggs.
The legs of my trousers were rolled up to the knee, and on my feet were flip-flops. They contrasted oddly with the formal white shirt and dark tie which I wore above, but then the Arriflex angle cut me off at the knee, and the Mitchell higher still, above the waist.
I drove the Moke without haste to where the semicircle of caravans was parked, two hundred yards away in a hollow. An apology for a tree cast a patch of thinnish shade that was better than nothing for the Moke, so I stopped it there and walked over to the caravan assigned to me as a dressing-room.
The air-conditioning inside hit like a cold shower, and felt marvellous. I loosened my tie, undid the top button of my shirt, fetched a can of beer from the refrigerator, and sat wearily down on the divan to drink it.
Evan Pentelow was busy paying off an old resentment, and unfortunately there was no way I could stop him. I had worked with him only once before, on his first major film and my seventh, and by the end of it we had detested each other. Nothing had improved by my subsequently refusing to sign for films if he were to direct, a circumstance which had cut him off from at least two smash hits he might otherwise have collared.
Evan was the darling of those critics who believed that actors couldn’t act unless the director told them inch by inch what to do. Evan never gave directions by halves: he liked to see his films called ‘Evan Pentelow’s latest’, and he achieved that by making the gullible believe that step by tiny step the whole thing stemmed from his talent, and his alone. Never mind how old a hand an actor was, Evan remorselessly taught him his business. Evan never discussed how a scene should be played, how a word should be inflected. He dictated.
He had cut some great names down to size, down to notices like ‘Pentelow has drawn a sympathetic performance from Miss Five-Star Blank…’ He resented everyone, like me, who wouldn’t give him the chance.
There was no doubt that he was an outstanding director in that he had a visual imagination of a very high quality. Most actors positively liked to work with him, as their salaries were generous and his films never went unsung. Only uncompromising bloody asses like myself believed that at least nine-tenths of a performance should be the actor’s own work.
I sighed, finished the beer, visited the loo, and went out to the Moke. Apollo still raged away in the brazen sky, as one might say if one had a taste for that sort of thing.
The original director of the glossy action thriller on which we were engaged had been a quiet-spoken sophisticate who usually lifted the first elbow before breakfast and had died on his feet at 10 a.m., from a surfeit of Scotch. It happened during a free week-end which I had spent alone in Yorkshire, walking on the hills, and I had returned to the set on Tuesday to find Evan already ensconced and making his stranglehold felt.
There was about an eighth of the film still to do. The sly smile that he had put on when he saw me arrive had been pure clotted malice.
Protestations to the management had brought soothing noises but no joy.
‘No one else of that calibre was free… can’t take risks with the backers’ money, can we, not as things are these days… got to look at it realistically… sure, Link, I know you won’t work with him ordinarily, but this is a crisis, dammit… it isn’t actually in your contract in black and white this time, you know, because I checked… well, actually, we were relying on your good nature, I suppose…’
I interrupted dryly, ‘And on the fact that I’ll be collecting four per cent of the gross?’
The management cleared its throat. ‘Er, we wouldn’t ourselves have made the mistake of reminding you… but since you mention it… yes.’
Amused, I had finally given in, but with foreboding, as the location scenes of the car all lay ahead. I had known Evan would be difficult: hadn’t reckoned, though, that he would be the next best thing to sadistic.
I stopped the Moke with a jerk behind the shelter and pulled the canvas cover over it to stop it sizzling. I had been away exactly twelve minutes, but when I walked round into the shelter Evan was apologising to the camera crews for my keeping them hanging around in this heat. Terry made a disclaiming gesture, as I could see perfectly well that he had barely finished loading the Arriflex with a fresh magazine out of the ice box. No one bothered to argue. At a hundred degrees in the shade, no one but Evan had any energy.
‘Right,’ he said briskly. ‘Get into the car, Link. Scene 623, Take 10. And let’s for hell’s sake get this one right.’
I said nothing. Of the nine previous takes, three had been fogged: that left today’s six; and I knew, as everyone else knew, that Evan could have used any one of them.
I got into the car. We retook the scene twice more.
Evan managed to shake his head dubiously even after that, but the head cameraman told him the light was getting too yellow, and even if they took any more it would be no good, as they wouldn’t be able to match it to the scene which went before. Evan gave in only because he could come up with no possible reason for going on, for which Apollo had my thanks.
The unit packed up. The girl came limply across and undid the handcuffs. Two general duty men began to wrap up the Special in dust-sheets and pegged-down tarpaulins, and Terry and Lucky began to dismantle their cameras and pack them in cases, to take them away for the night.
In twos and threes everyone straggled across to the caravans, with me driving Evan in the Moke and saying not a word to him on the way. The coach had arrived from the small nearby town of Madroledo, bringing the two night
-watchmen. Coach was a flattering word for it; an old airport runabout bus with a lot of room for equipment and minimum comfort for passengers. The company said they had stipulated a luxury touring coach with air-conditioning, but the bone-shaker was what had actually turned up.
The hotel in Madroledo where the whole unit was staying was in much the same category. The small inland town, far from the tourist beat, offered amenities that package holiday operators would have blanched at; but the management had had to install us there, they said, because the best hotels on the coast at Almeria were booked solid by hundreds of Americans engaged on making an epic western in the next bit of desert to ours.
In fact I much preferred even the rough bits of this film to the last little caper I had been engaged on, a misty rock-climbing affair in which I had spent days and days clinging to ledges while the effects men showered buckets of artificial rainstorm over my head. It was never much good my complaining about the occasional wringers I got put through: I’d started out as a sort of stunt man, they said, so what was a little cold, a little heat? Get out there on the ledges, they said. Get out there in the car. And just concentrate on how much lolly you’re stacking away to comfort you later through arthritis. Never fear, they said, we won’t let you come to any real harm, not so long as the insurance premiums are so high, and not so long as almost every film you make covers its production costs in the first month of showing. Such charming people, those managements, with dollar signs for eyes, cash registers for hearts.
Cooler and cleaner, the entire unit met for before-dinner drinks in Madroledo’s idea of an American Bar. Away out on the plain in the warm night the Special sat under its guarding floodlights, a shrouded hump, done with for the day. By tomorrow night, I thought, or at least the day after, we would have completed all the scenes which needed me stuck in the driving seat. Provided Evan could think of no reason for reshooting Scene 623 yet again, we only had 624 and 625 to do, the cavalry-to-the-rescue bits. We had done Scenes 622 and 621, which showed the man waking from a drugged sleep, and assessing his predicament, and the helicopter shots were also in the can; the wide-circling and then narrowing aerial views which established the Special in its bare lonely terrain, and gave glimpses of the man slumped inside. Those were to be the opening shots of the film and the background to the credits, the bulk of the story being told afterwards in one long flashback to explain why the car and the man were where they were.