TABLE OF CONTENTS
The Linkful Triad, Part I: A Rose on Martha’s Breast
The Linkful Triad, Part II: Gangster’s Life Can Be in Jeopardy To
The Linkful Triad, Part III: What’s Your Take on Cassavetes, Yo?
Taste of Silence
A Brief History of Crime
The Stranger Trilogy, Part I: The Abortionist’s Daughter
Romance of the Three Commies
The Stranger Trilogy, Part II: Leprosy Killed the Leper
Skeeter’s Inferno
About the Author
Linkful Triad Trilogy: Part I
A Rose on Martha’s Breast
Characters, yo:
Linda- Martha's mom, yo.
Bob- Martha's dad who rakes her.
Martha- Martha. Has a rose brooch.
Magical Rose brrooch- Martha's magical rose brooch
Act 1-- scene 1: A low down trashy room with an easel standing in the middle and a couch on the far left, with a very small television on the right, straight across from the b up couch. (Bob is married to Linda and Martha is their daughter.)
Martha: Mom, why do you force me to paint?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linda: (Scornful look) PAINT YOU DUMB WINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Turns head back to television.)
Bob: Why is she so stubborn?
Linda: I don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Linda, go get me a berr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linda: Alright sweetie-gut! (Linda kisses Bob on the check and walks offstage.)
Bob: Whatcha painting over there, Martha?!!!!!!!!
Martha: You and mom, on the couch.
Bob: If your mom goes to market tomorrow, we will doo you know what tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Martha: Why tomorrow?!
Bob: Because, your mom will go too msrket tomorrow!!!!!!!! Shut up and PAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Linda walks back onstage)
Linda: Here you go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hands Bob a beer and sits back down on sofa.)
Bob: Thanks, honeytits!!!!!!!!
Linda: You are welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Linda, will you go market tomorrow?
Linda: Yes, I will go to the market tomorrowe to pick up milk, eggs, beer, chuck stake, ground beaf, toothpaster, fish good, pant, and some shampoo.
Bob: (Looking toward Martha.) Okay, that is very good!
Linda: Why is that vary good?
Bob: THAT IS VERY GOOD BECAUSE Because I need beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linda: Oh.
Martha: But, dad! You said you wer going too—
Bob: SHUT UP AND PAINT YOU LITEL EVELEN YEAR OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Martha: Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Act 1-- Scene 2: Martha's bedroom. Nothing but an easel and a bed are in the rooom!!! Martha lay on the bed!!!!
Martha: I can't go tosleep!!! This licks nits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,, ha, ah,!!!!!!! I am the magical rose brroch on your breast!!!
Martha: AAAAAAAAH!!!! Who are you?!
Rose: I AM THE MAGICAL ROSE BROOCH ON YOU'RE BREAST!!!!
Martha: What do you want witrh me?
Rose: I want to giv you useful info. To stop your paoa from raping you!!!!!!
Martha: THAT IS VERY KIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! How doo i do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!
Rose: Tomorrow, when he starts too take off yours or his clothinhg, touch me and YELL by the power of rose brooch land, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, yo see what will hapwen!!!!!!
Martha: Thank you, kind brooch, but what will happen!?
Rose: You will see, yo!!!!!
Martha: Why are yoo helpin me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Because I am THE MAGICAL ROSE BROOCH ON YOUR BREAST!!!!!!
Martha: Oh. Thanks, Sir Brooch!!! Wil you tell me nwo?
Rose: NO, YOO CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Act 1-- Scene 3: Bob's bedroom after Linda had left. Bob is alone on a bed wearing nothjing but a tight, tight muscle shirt and a pair of Joe Boxers!!!
Bob: Come here, we arer going to do you no what now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, MARTHA!!!!!!!!! ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Martha walks onstage.)
Bob: You look very sexy today, Martha!!!!!
Martha: Thank you, papa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Now I will take of my clothing!!!! (starts to remove his muscle shirt.)
Martha: (Touches rose brooch) by the power of rose brooch land, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: (Dies)
Martha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! (Crying and embracing her dead dad's body.) I killed my daddy!!! Oh, papa, I'm sorry, dad! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Mr. A, what have you done!!!!????
Rose: I killed both yr mom and daddy!!!!! Isn't that what you wanted?
Martha: NOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hour dare you, you evil brooch!!!!
Rose: (Turns into his human form and is very muscular and carries a ver large and broad broad sword!!!!!)
Martha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Are you gouing to kill me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Maybe, if you are mean to me again!!!!!!!! Now, go paint, and I will rape you tomorrow!!!!!!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Moural of the story: Never thrust evil rose brooches in evil plots to kill you're parents!!!!!!! BECAUSE TYHEY WILL RAPE YOO AND MAIKE YOU PAINT Two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They turn out too be just ass bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!?!!
Linkful Triad Trilogy: Part II
Gangster’s Life Can Be in Jeopardy To
Characters:
Axel- Black leader of the gang and ultra smart teenager who goes on jeopardy!!!!
Lee- Member of gang.
Bee- Black member of gang.
Pee- Black member of gang.
Momma- Alex's black momma.
Pixie- Other contestant on Jeopsrdy.
Dust- Other contestant on Jeopardy.
Alex Treebek- Host of Jeopardy, yo!
Act 1--Scene 1: The streets of harlum, in a dark alley wher Pee, Bee, Lee, and Axel stand with guns at there sides!!!!!!!!
Lee: Axel, whayt are we going too do today, yo?!!!!!!!!
Bee: Yeah, I need to know, so my momma don't kil me wen I get home all late, dood!!!
Axel: We are going to do nothing, THUG!!!!!!!!!!! Now, go home, everyone, DAWG!!!!!! Expect you, Lee, G MONEY DAWG CHAIN!!!!!!!! I need to have a word wuth you, HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone leaves except Alex and Lee)
Lee: What did you want, Axel, THUG?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel: I wanred to tell you that if rI ever go away for a while, I want you to be the leader of the gang while I am a gone, yo!!!!!!
Lee: Do you really meen it, Axel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh, huh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Im so, so,. Sos sos so so so so so so so so so so so so so happy!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!
Alex: Qwit being such a faggot, Lee!!!!! Or else, I might get Peee to take charge and beat the shite outta you, yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee: Yes, sir, yo!!!! I WILL TAKE GOOD CARE O
F THE PLACEIF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT LEAVEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo, DAWG!!
Axel: Good boy!!!!!! Maybee I should give you a cookie!!!!!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ah,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel: Shut the hell up, UNCLE TOM!!!!!!!!!
Act 1-- Scene 2: Alexs house. He and momma stand in the kitchen, momman is cooking something and Axelsits down at a table, ready to get some foooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Momma: Son, you got a letter from those jeopardy peepel, yo!!!!!! Remenber the letter you sent to ask if youcould be on the showv which is called jeopardy and shot at jepa studios!!!!!!!!!!
Axel: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Where is it, momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Momma: Right there on the table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: (Picks up the letter and begins to read it aloud.)
Dear Smart Man or Woman,
You sent uss a registration note thingy to be on jeopardy!!!!!!!! We read it and you got every question right we asked uyou answered correctly!!!!!!!!!!! That only happens e so often, so we are allowing you to be on our show which is called JEOPARDY on the twenty-sixth of next month, yo!!!!!!!!
Thank you for your time, yo,
The People Who Work At Jeopardy Studios
Momma: (Sliding fried chicken onto Axel's plate.) That's great, Axel!!!!! You get to be on the T.V.!!!!!! I will watch it ehn you are on it!, yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: (sipping grape soda) Thanks so much, God!!!! You are my #1 homie!!!!!!!!
Act 1 Scene 3: Bask on the streets of harlam and