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Pounds per ann.

  The general . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 300

  5 colonels at 100 pounds per ann. each . . . . . . . . . 500

  20 captains at 60 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,200

  100 governors at 10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,000

  200 directors at 5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,000

  200 exempts at 5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,000

  2,000 heads for subsistence, at 20 pounds per head per ann.,

  including provision, and all the officers' salaries in

  the house, as butlers, cooks, purveyors, nurses, maids,

  laundresses, stewards, clerks, servants, chaplains,

  porters, and attendants, which are numerous. 40,000

  SECOND COLLEGE.

  A governor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 200

  A president . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100

  50 college-majors at 50 pounds per ann. each . . . . . . 2,500

  200 proficients at 10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2,000

  Commons for 500 students during times of exercises at

  5 pounds per ann. each . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2,500

  200 proficients' subsistence, reckoning as above . . . . 4,000

  THIRD COLLEGE.

  The gentlemen here are maintained as gentlemen, and

  are to have good tables, who shall therefore have

  an allowance at the rate of 25 pounds per head,

  all officers to be maintained out of it; which

  is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25,000

  100 teachers, salary and subsistence ditto . . . . . . 4,500

  50 college-majors at 10 pounds per ann. is . . . . . . . 500

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  Annual charge 86,300

  The building to cost . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50,000

  Furniture, beds, tables, chairs, linen, &c . . . . . . 10,000

  Books, instruments, and utensils for experiments . . . 2,000

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  So the immediate charge would be 62,000

  The annual charge . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 86,300

  To which add the charges of exercises and experiments 3,700

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  90,000

  The king's magazines to furnish them with 500 barrels of gunpowder

  per annum for the public uses of exercises and experiments.

  In the first of these colleges should remain the governing part, and

  all the preferments to be made from thence, to be supplied in course

  from the other; the general of the first to give orders to the

  other, and be subject only to the founder.

  The government should be all military, with a constitution for the

  same regulated for that purpose, and a council to hear and determine

  the differences and trespasses by the college laws.

  The public exercises likewise military, and all the schools be

  disciplined under proper officers, who are so in turn or by order of

  the general, and continue but for the day.

  The several classes to perform several studies, and but one study to

  a distinct class, and the persons, as they remove from one study to

  another, to change their classes, but so as that in the general

  exercises all the scholars may be qualified to act all the several

  parts as they may be ordered.

  The proper studies of this college should be the following:

  Geometry. Bombarding.

  Astronomy. Gunnery.

  History. Fortification.

  Navigation. Encamping.

  Decimal arithmetic. Intrenching.

  Trigonometry. Approaching.

  Dialing. Attacking.

  Gauging. Delineation.

  Mining. Architecture.

  Fireworking. Surveying.

  And all arts or sciences appendices to such as these, with exercises

  for the body, to which all should be obliged, as their genius and

  capacities led them, as:

  1. Swimming; which no soldier, and, indeed, no man whatever, ought

  to be without.

  2. Handling all sorts of firearms.

  3. Marching and counter-marching in form.

  4. Fencing and the long-staff.

  5. Riding and managing, or horsemanship.

  6. Running, leaping, and wrestling.

  And herewith should also be preserved and carefully taught all the

  customs, usages, terms of war, and terms of art used in sieges,

  marches of armies and encampments, that so a gentleman taught in

  this college should be no novice when he comes into the king's

  armies, though he has seen no service abroad. I remember the story

  of an English gentleman, an officer at the siege of Limerick, in

  Ireland, who, though he was brave enough upon action, yet for the

  only matter of being ignorant in the terms of art, and knowing not

  how to talk camp language, was exposed to be laughed at by the whole

  army for mistaking the opening of the trenches, which he thought had

  been a mine against the town.

  The experiments of these colleges would be as well worth publishing

  as the acts of the Royal Society. To which purpose the house must

  be built where they may have ground to cast bombs, to raise regular

  works, as batteries, bastions, half-moons, redoubts, horn-works,

  forts, and the like; with the convenience of water to draw round

  such works, to exercise the engineers in all the necessary

  experiments of draining and mining under ditches. There must be

  room to fire great shot at a distance, to cannonade a camp, to throw

  all sorts of fireworks and machines that are, or shall be, invented;

  to open trenches, form camps, &c.

  Their public exercises will be also very diverting, and more worth

  while for any gentleman to see than the sights or shows which our

  people in England are so fond of.

  I believe as a constitution might be formed from these generals,

  this would be the greatest, the gallantest and the most useful

  foundation in the world. The English gentry would be the best

  qualified, and consequently best accepted abroad, and most useful at

  home of any people in the world; and His Majesty should never more

  be exposed to the necessity of employing foreigners in the posts of

  trust and service in his armies.

  And that the whole kingdom might in some degree be better qualified

  for service, I think the following project would be very useful:

  When our military weapon was the long-bow, at which our English

  nation in some measure excelled the whole world, the meanest

  countryman was a good archer; and that which qualified them so much

  for service in the war was their diversion in times of peace, which

  also had this good effect--that when an army was to be raised they

  needed no disciplining: and for the encouragement of the people to

  an exercise so publicly profitable an Act of Parliament was made to

  oblige every parish to maintain butts for the youth in the country

  to shoot at.

  Since our wa
y of fighting is now altered, and this destructive

  engine the musket is the proper arms for the soldier, I could wish

  the diversion also of the English would change too, that our

  pleasures and profit might correspond. It is a great hindrance to

  this nation, especially where standing armies are a grievance, that

  if ever a war commence, men must have at least a year before they

  are thought fit to face an enemy, to instruct them how to handle

  their arms; and new-raised men are called raw soldiers. To help

  this--at least, in some, measure--I would propose that the public

  exercises of our youth should by some public encouragement (for

  penalties won't do it) be drawn off from the foolish boyish sports

  of cocking and cricketing, and from tippling, to shooting with a

  firelock (an exercise as pleasant as it is manly and generous) and

  swimming, which is a thing so many ways profitable, besides its

  being a great preservative of health, that methinks no man ought to

  be without it.

  1. For shooting, the colleges I have mentioned above, having

  provided for the instructing the gentry at the king's charge, that

  the gentry, in return of a favour, should introduce it among the

  country people, which might easily be done thus:

  If every country gentleman, according to his degree, would

  contribute to set-up a prize to be shot for by the town he lives in

  or the neighbourhood, about once a year, or twice a year, or

  oftener, as they think fit; which prize not single only to him who

  shoots nearest, but according to the custom of shooting.

  This would certainly set all the young men in England a-shooting,

  and make them marksmen; for they would be always practising, and

  making matches among themselves too, and the advantage would be

  found in a war; for, no doubt, if all the soldiers in a battalion

  took a true level at their enemy there would be much more execution

  done at a distance than there is; whereas it has been known how that

  a battalion of men has received the fire of another battalion, and

  not lost above thirty or forty men; and I suppose it will not easily

  be forgotten how, at the battle of Agrim, a battalion of the English

  army received the whole fire of an Irish regiment of Dragoons, but

  never knew to this day whether they had any bullets or no; and I

  need appeal no further than to any officer that served in the Irish

  war, what advantages the English armies made of the Irish being such

  wonderful marksmen.

  Under this head of academies I might bring in a project for an

  ACADEMY FOR WOMEN.

  I have often thought of it as one of the most barbarous customs in

  the world, considering us as a civilised and a Christian country,

  that we deny the advantages of learning to women. We reproach the

  sex every day with folly and impertinence, while I am confident, had

  they the advantages of education equal to us, they would be guilty

  of less than ourselves.

  One would wonder indeed how it should happen that women are

  conversable at all, since they are only beholding to natural parts

  for all their knowledge. Their youth is spent to teach them to

  stitch and sew, or make baubles. They are taught to read indeed,

  and perhaps to write their names, or so, and that is the height of a

  woman's education. And I would but ask any who slight the sex for

  their understanding, What is a man (a gentleman, I mean) good for

  that is taught no more?

  I need not give instances, or examine the character of a gentleman

  with a good estate, and of a good family, and with tolerable parts,

  and examine what figure he makes for want of education.

  The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be

  polished, or the lustre of it will never appear. And it is manifest

  that as the rational soul distinguishes us from brutes, so education

  carries on the distinction, and makes some less brutish than others.

  This is too evident to need any demonstration. But why, then,

  should women be denied the benefit of instruction? If knowledge and

  understanding had been useless additions to the sex, God Almighty

  would never have given them capacities, for He made nothing

  needless: besides, I would ask such what they can see in ignorance

  that they should think it a necessary ornament to a woman. Or, How

  much worse is a wise woman than a fool? or, What has the woman done

  to forfeit the privilege of being taught? Does she plague us with

  her pride and impertinence? Why did we not let her learn, that she

  might have had more wit? Shall we upbraid women with folly, when it

  is only the error of this inhuman custom that hindered them being

  made wiser?

  The capacities of women are supposed to be greater and their senses

  quicker than those of the men; and what they might be capable of

  being bred to is plain from some instances of female wit which this

  age is not without, which upbraids us with injustice, and looks as

  if we denied women the advantages of education for fear they should

  vie with the men in their improvements.

  To remove this objection, and that women might have at least a

  needful opportunity of education in all sorts of useful learning, I

  propose the draft of an academy for that purpose.

  I know it is dangerous to make public appearances of the sex; they

  are not either to be confined or exposed: the first will disagree

  with their inclinations, and the last with their reputations; and

  therefore it is somewhat difficult; and I doubt a method proposed by

  an ingenious lady, in a little book called, "Advice to the Ladies,"

  would be found impracticable. For, saving my respect to the sex,

  the levity which perhaps is a little peculiar to them (at least in

  their youth) will not bear the restraint; and I am satisfied nothing

  but the height of bigotry can keep up a nunnery. Women are

  extravagantly desirous of going to heaven, and will punish their

  pretty bodies to get thither; but nothing else will do it, and even

  in that case sometimes it falls out that nature will prevail.

  When I talk therefore of an academy for women I mean both the model,

  the teaching, and the government different from what is proposed by

  that ingenious lady, for whose proposal I have a very great esteem,

  and also a great opinion of her wit; different, too, from all sorts

  of religious confinement, and, above all, from vows of celibacy.

  Wherefore the academy I propose should differ but little from public

  schools, wherein such ladies as were willing to study should have

  all the advantages of learning suitable to their genius.

  But since some severities of discipline more than ordinary would be

  absolutely necessary to preserve the reputation of the house, that

  persons of quality and fortune might not be afraid to venture their

  children thither, I shall venture to make a small scheme by way of

  essay.

  The house I would have built in a form by itself, as well as in a

  place by itself.

  The building should be of three plain fronts, without any jettings

  or bearing-work, t
hat the eye might at a glance see from one coin to

  the other; the gardens walled in the same triangular figure, with a

  large moat, and but one entrance.

  When thus every part of the situation was contrived as well as might

  be for discovery, and to render intriguing dangerous, I would have

  no guards, no eyes, no spies set over the ladies, but shall expect

  them to be tried by the principles of honour and strict virtue.

  And if I am asked why, I must ask pardon of my own sex for giving

  this reason for it:

  I am so much in charity with women, and so well acquainted with men,

  that it is my opinion there needs no other care to prevent

  intriguing than to keep the men effectually away. For though

  inclination, which we prettily call love, does sometimes move a

  little too visibly in the sex, and frailty often follows, yet I

  think verily custom, which we miscall modesty, has so far the

  ascendant over the sex that solicitation always goes before it.

  "Custom with women, 'stead of virtue, rules;

  It leads the wisest, and commands the fools;

  For this alone, when inclinations reign,

  Though virtue's fled, will acts of vice restrain.

  Only by custom 'tis that virtue lives,

  And love requires to be asked before it gives.

  For that which we call modesty is pride:

  They scorn to ask, and hate to be denied.

  'Tis custom thus prevails upon their want;

  They'll never beg what, asked, they easily grant.

  And when the needless ceremony's over,

  Themselves the weakness of the sex discover.

  If, then, desires are strong, and nature free,

  Keep from her men and opportunity.

  Else 'twill be vain to curb her by restraint;

  But keep the question off, you keep the saint."

  In short, let a woman have never such a coming principle, she will

  let you ask before she complies--at least, if she be a woman of any

  honour.

  Upon this ground I am persuaded such measures might be taken that

  the ladies might have all the freedom in the world within their own

  walls, and yet no intriguing, no indecencies, nor scandalous affairs

  happen; and in order to this, the following customs and laws should

  be observed in the colleges, of which I would propose one at least

  in every county in England, and about ten for the city of London.

  After the regulation of the form of the building as before;

  1. All the ladies who enter into the house should set their hands

  to the orders of the house, to signify their consent to submit to

  them.

  2. As no woman should be received but who declared herself willing,

  and that it was the act of her choice to enter herself, so no person

  should be confined to continue there a moment longer than the same

  voluntary choice inclined her.

  3. The charges of the house being to be paid by the ladies, every

  one that entered should have only this incumbrance--that she should

  pay for the whole year, though her mind should change as to her

  continuance.

  4. An Act of Parliament should make it felony, without clergy, for

  any man to enter by force or fraud into the house, or to solicit any

  woman, though it were to marry, while she was in the house. And

  this law would by no means be severe, because any woman who was

  willing to receive the addresses of a man might discharge herself of

  the house when she pleased; and, on the contrary, any woman who had

  occasion might discharge herself of the impertinent addresses of any

  person she had an aversion to by entering into the house.

  In this house the persons who enter should be taught all sorts of

  breeding suitable to both their genius and their quality, and, in

  particular, music and dancing, which it would be cruelty to bar the

  sex of, because they are their darlings; but, besides this, they

  should be taught languages, as particularly French and Italian; and

  I would venture the injury of giving a woman more tongues than one.

  They should, as a particular study, be taught all the graces of