thong. the two wore a cape with a beer brand on it called, alcoholiser with a red bandanna and blue jeans. they had crooked eyes with long brown beards. everyone stood at another in shock and awarkkness. the seal spoke. seal "what the shit are you doing in our house you simpwtons!" they looked at another in fear and shock.?
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sandy threw a pillow at them as they all ran through the house. the men and seal chased after them. the seal clapped as it said, "the clap is coming!" clap off out of here!" the seal grabbed nekis leg. neki struggled and shook her leg. neki "help! ?a seal has my leg!" sandy whack it with a big fish. neki "thanks sandy! look out!" neki caught the man's lunging arm and monkey flipped him over her. dinky stood in the kitchen with a box of cereal. the man taunted him.?
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he threw the cereal at him and ran towards sandy. he grabbed her and neki as they ran out the house, they ran into the car. neki "wait! where's len!" sandy "we can't stay here! he probably got out!" neki "sandy no!" dinky "drive off for now!" sandy screeched the tires on the dirt. neki jumped out the car. dinky "neki!" dinky picked her up and threw her in the car. neki ""no! i won't leave him!" dinky "he's not here!" sandy drove off.?
sandy "what an adventure huh!" neki "yea, really good one you backstabber!" dinky "umm what she did wasn't a back stab, more like a abonnement" sandy "sorry but we'll find him" a young woman was walking down the road with her thumb in the air. she had tight black slacks with a white tank top. she had long blonde hair and blue eyes. dinky shouted at her, "yea good job, a okay!" ?he put his thumb up.?
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sandy shook her head. sandy "she not saying that, it means she hitchhiking" dinky "ohh got ya" neki "maybe she's nice" sandy and dinky looked at neki with a serious sarcastic face. sandy stopped. dinky "no way, don't do it sandy" sandy "i feel something telling me to do it" dinky "ahh yes, the gut instinct of right and wrong, a impulse of connection, guilt that screams form the heart, just another possibility that you chose" sandy "right" dinky slammed his head back. dinky "more fun time!" she reversed up to the woman. sandy "want a ride?" the woman replied in a calm tone. woman "i guess" she got into the car.?
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everyone was silent. neki whisperd to sandy. neki "maybe she's an ancient alien. sandy whispered, "shh!" neki "maybe a long lost dinosaur" dinky "you know she can probably hear you right?" neki "no way!" the woman quickly looked at neki with a scary face. woman " i am a alien! ha! dinky and ?neki jumped back and held another. she laughed. woman "no probably not. im an actress. everyone's eyes lit up. sandy "who? whoreiana?" she laughed.?
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woman "you are in thie car with a stranger dear. no my name is angeli jellya. im heading back to the set of a new movie" dinky spoke with confident machoism nervously. dinky "so you beautifully act huh? sandy slapped his face. dinky "ahh!" angeli "I'll get you in the movie somehow" everyone cheered. she silently said, "it's a movie about really dying and it starts now!" angeli reached into her crotch. everyone gasped besides sandy. she lifted up her hand.?
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she pulled out a dildo, a match and a magazine. everyone sighed as they whistled. a head appeared next to neki and dinky. a man jumped onto angeli and began choking her. neki and dinky screamed. dinky :its len!" neki "len! neki jumped on him. sandy 'fucking len?! get off her! it wasn't a gun!" sandy looked to the road to see a oncoming vampire smoking crack. she stood in shock as she swerved out of the way.?
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len let her go. he made out with neki. neki "where were you?!" len "i was in the trunk! thanks for leaving me!" everyone pointed to sandy. sandy laughed. sandy "pssh, you guys came too!" len "it's okay. you knew i was here right? sandy winked. dinky "what was that? sandy "oh that a new way of communication. it means good friend" dinky "sure" he rolled his eyes.?
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angeli stood there in shock, breathing heavilty.angeli "wow, what a start huh?!" were getting close!" everyone looked to see the sign of mollywood on a hill, surrounded by glistening grass and sand. Dinky "mollywood?" angeli "yes, someone on molly renamed it. ha, so funny!" the car began to shake. sandy "what is that? neki said in a conniving voice, "it's your orgasm of dinky" sandy laughed sarcastically. sandy "it's your vagina breaking!"?
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len "no, everyone listen! its our friendship breaking!" neki slowly turned around. she gasped a she desperately tried to point to the back window. len "what neki!?" le looked to see a fifty foot telle tubbie with sharp teeth. len "look!" everyone looked. they all gasped in fear. sandy pressed on the pedal. the telletubbie began running towards them. Angeli "go go!" neki "no! I have to charge my phone!" dinky "what? You will be dead thought? Neki "yes but my ghost will it and I'm expecting a call!" sandy "there a wall coming up with nowhere to go!"?
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angeli screamed clap on clap off as she clapped her hands. sandy "that doesn't work like that!" suddenly the tubbie disappeared. sandy "what?! what evil dumb blonde magic do you use?" angeli "blondeis!" she pulled out a bottle of yellow dust. dinky "even magic is sold to the highest bidder" angeli got out the car. angeli "come on guys!" they all got out and followed her. there were many steel doors with movie sets all around them.?
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len jumped up and high fived a hand sign signal. neki "no silly, its saying not to cross. len "oh well, you make me jump up neki!" neki jumped up. neki "me too!" they entered one. inside they saw a fox drinking a soda. fox "this soda is the meaning of life, the savior of me! he drank it in slow motion. get foxta soda! he splashed it into the camera. he began to choke and die. voice "cut!" spider man came out. spider man "hmm, it was good but could be better" take five million!"?
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fox "hey, are you feeling down? like a collapsing piece of crap that never will amount to nothing?" well then get zombiera! with one zombie pill, you'll feel better and become an unaware zombie! ?side effects include death, mindless insanity, false life of corruption, more depression. ehh fuck this! you want the truth!? all medication is a secret way to control and destroy your true heart and mind! wake up people!?
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angeli "here we are!" they stood in front of a green screen. suddenly a city appeared on it. neki "whoa!" angeli "now I'm going to shoot you guys as you walk through the city" she pulled out a handgun. sandy "not a real gun right? angeli "of course not. it's a super real one! everyone froze. neki "this is an movie" anglei "yea a real one!" dinky "no!" she lifted up her gun and aimed at them.?
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they heard a gunshot. angeli looked down and touched her chest. blood ran onto her hand. angeli looked behind her. there was a man standing with a black handgun. the man walked up to her. man "bonjour bitch!" he shot her right boob. the man stood up and looked at them with a fierce face. man "she was under control from that drug, actosia" sandy "what's going on?"?
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man "i am milto. just like most medication, mollywood created one to control and the minds and creativity of directors and movie makers for profit. she had the new one that makes you really do those acts" neki "thats crazy!" milto "yea, hey you guys want to direct?" sandy raised her hand. sandy "hell yea i do!" she ran to a large white video camera on two metal legs. ?she looked thought the lens.?
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dinky "one of your dreams huh?" sandy spoke with enthusiasm. sandy "oh yea, the whole idea of watching ideas from your mind and heart is chilling and deep "dinky "it's the only way to really know or see it all, your vision alive, it's like watching your life play out. let's watch it together. sandy nodded. sandy "okay now dinky just look at the camera with all your emotions, your heart. become it"?
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dinky stared at the camera for two hours. sandy "cut! we did it!" dinky that's it?!" milto "the deepest and most creative works are in their simplest most oddest wonder" a week went by. milto "congrats sandy! he handed her a paper. it read, New movie called, face man is the highest grossing film of this decade!" sandy and dinky ?stood in disbelief. they hugged another in joy. sandy then threw his off. dinky "that's my sandy!" sandy grinned at him.?
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they ran into another room where neki and len were. neki was on her knees in front of len. len was sighing and moaning. three men came rushing in with guns. Len grabbed a shot gun and shot them. he then started writing a paper, talking to his boss and playing soccer. they stood in shock. sandy "our movie is number one!" neki choked as len fell over. "that's fabyouus!" neki said coughing.?
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len struggled to put his pants on. len "good work young waddlewalkers!" milto ran in. he was heavily breathing. neki "what now!?" this! he screamed as he threw a paper at lens face. sandy picked u=it up. sandy "a famous actress has deemed handy sandy as a hack. she just created a flim with no substance, a common form of entertainment that appeals and resonates to our minds disguised as a masterpiece"?
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sandy dropped the paper. dinky "no sandy!" she yelled with fury at dinky. sandy "i don't need you or anyone! i will make my own films!" she threw camera across the room. dinky "damn she is strong" dinky "come on, we can do this!" sandy "no we can't! i want to be the star. you know it's all about the creator!" dinky laughed. dinky "well if it wasn't