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  to prove

  that you are still free

  Putting the Art

  back in k-mart

  when we were young

  rocks

  were the thing

  to throw.

  it taught me

  a lot about

  glass.

  (sand and soda)

  sometimes

  the rocks

  would sail through, nice

  and clean, and only

  a small

  hole, the size

  of a golf ball, or

  baseball, was made, like

  bullets spraying

  across a stone

  wall. other times

  the glass

  would shatter

  off in

  huge chunks, like

  countries falling from

  a map, and hit the floor -

  it made the sound of

  a wave crashing

  on a

  dirty beach.

  i guess the more

  chemicals, the shittier

  the glass

  car windows

  were my favorite, especially

  the windshield. we

  dropped boulders from

  trees, we

  put rocks

  into

  potato guns,

  we even

  ran and cannonballed,

  but the windshield

  never broke

  open, and

  nothing

  ever got through.

  instead

  these beautiful designs

  formed, rings over water, a

  thawing pond,

  a map of the galaxy.

  and after

  we were

  sweaty

  and bleeding

  we’d look at our abstraction.

  turned a used car lot

  into a modern art gallery

  sometimes

  we took pictures

  in high school, they made

  us take

  art class. we

  learned a lot

  about

  the old masters, and

  they were good

  but

  there always seemed to be

  some element

  missing.

  the mad flash

  the knife or the canvas

  it never got through.

 

  THE ASSIGNMENT

  was to be creative “you

  can do anything

  that inspires you”

  so

  we got canvas

  and threw paint

  and pissed

  on it

  dumped our burning cigarettes

  someone even

  jerked off on it

  but

  it was still lame

  and nothing to be proud of

  we took mushrooms

  to get deeper, and

  like mushrooms usually do,

  we went out

  into

  the woods.

  i only

  remember spiderwebs,

  big webs,

  lactating

  silk

  like pure

  fresh squeezed milk.

  they were so lush

  i wanted to eat them.

  so i did

  i woke up in a hospital two days later

  with a fever,

  delirious,

  and covered in

  huge

  red bites.

  no memory,

  but they told me

  i had said, “the

  webs look

  just like

  broken glass”

  my friends were inspired.

  after they called

  an ambulance they went

  to smash a car

  window, and bring the

  windshield in

  for our

  “inspiration project”

  but we weren’t

  nine anymore-

  too much taco bell

  and cigarettes

  will cut “fleeing the scene”

  to “complying

  with the law”

  very quickly.

  everyone who didn’t

  go to the hospital that night

  went to jail

  our teacher was fired

  the next monday. Her

  replacement had

  a psych degree and

  we spent the

  rest of the year

  gluing

  pasta together.

  we were all safe after that

  but none of us

  went on

  to make something

  anybody would ever stop and look at

  Stony Hill

  the neighbors used to call the cops on us

  at least

  two times a week,

  the other five

  were the days

  that we quit drinking.

  I was only happy when I was with her

  we only drank

  when we were together

  sometimes

  I needed to work

  sometimes

  she needed to paint

  I remember those days

  sitting in the back of a white van

  driving from Long Island City to Wall St.

  -carrying ladders and curtains

  down alleys

  to service elevators,

  watching for the sun

  to do its’ revolution over the

  Empire State building

  drowning itself

  in the Hudson

  finally allowing

  me

  to drive turnpikes

  and parkways

  to get home

  to her.

  she’d wake up at five

  or six,

  from october to april

  I don’t think she ever saw

  the sun.

  we stole cat food so we had money for weed

  we didn’t eat because of the cocaine

  but I kept working

  and she kept sleeping

  my parents wanted to know why she didn’t get a job?

  how could I explain the obvious?

  she was too beautiful for work

  for orders

  for discipline.

  and for a girl who knows this

  there’s no such thing as enough

  my back hurt all the time from the grind

  my face hurt all the time from her fists

  I’ll never live with a puerto rican again

  when she got bored she left

  when she got angry she hit

  we fought hard

  we’d make up hard

  the neighbors called the law for both

  each would leave me

  bleeding

  and bruised.

  and when the cops showed up

  it was hard to explain,

  that I was actually having the best time of my life

  From Here to LA

  we drove from here to LA

  in total silence

  because Ace Enders,

  said we should.

  of course he talked

  for hours,

  actually he just screamed

  and he did it for hours,

  into a cell phone

  as he paced around the trailer

  in the parking lot of every gas station

  from here to LA

 

  he wrote his best songs at his worst.

  after the phone calls

  with his soul mate,

  the women never understand

  the artist,

  but if she didn’t tear him apart

  he never would’ve written those songs

  and I wouldn’t have fallen asleep e
ach night

  listening to him pick the guitar strings

  and singing about the love he would see

  when we finally sold enough merch

  to fly her

  from there to LA

 

  his hair grew long

  (he was the converse wearing allstar)

  he grew out his beard

  (mad whiskers on a mad dog)

  somewhere between Wind Gap and Winnemucca

  we became a tribe,

  and Ace

  wore the feathered headdress.

  it was never spoken of,

  never decided,

  but he was the man for that place

  and time,

  and the other bands knew it too.

  we weren’t the headliners

  and we didn’t draw the biggest crowds,

  but the other bands hushed

  when Ace walked into the room,

  we all knew we were treading

  with a real songwriter.

  but HE DIDN’T KNOW IT,

  would never accept it,

  and I watched him go mad

  trying to write

  The Book of Love,

  and recite it every night

  to the girl on the cell phone.

  in every parking lot

  every gas station

  every motel

  from here to LA

 

  half the band watched

  the karate kid on repeat,

  the rest of us read road novels

  and listened to Wilco,

  but not Ace!

  he just stared

  and occasionally would jump up and scream

  until his face got hot and red

  and then he’d quiet down

  and start staring again.

  in portland

  Ace and I jockeyed across the city

  to find a post office.

  the mental institution had just run our of funds

  and all the crazies were living on the streets,

  one grabbed Ace’s shirt

  and like a zoo animal does when you catch it staring at you,

  he looked right into Ace’s soul,

  and said, “I know what you did.”

  I knew

  that he knew

  whatever it was,

  no matter how nuts the bum was,

  that he really knew

  what Ace had done,

  even if I didn’t know Ace had ever done anything.

  Ace asked me if I thought the bum knew?

  I didn’t ask what he had done, but said that the bum probably did,

  but Ace liked attention,

  and asked everyone this question

  from there to LA

 

  they called him a mad genius

  they called him a crazy artist

  they called him a possessed songwriter

  I’m not really sure of any of those things,

  because it took a woman to make him crazy

  and a country to drive him insane,

  but on monday most people still have to get up and

  go to work.

  I do know that all it takes to make a beautiful brain crumble,

  is a woman

  pushing the ‘ignore’ button

  on the other end of the cell phone.

  and it can happen in less time

  then it takes,

  to drive from here to LA

  a girl from

  Greenwich village

  it’s about

  time

  i came over,

  before the plane

  disappeared

  and the bombs

  dropped

  and the dog parks

  emptied with

  fresh coats

  falling over soiled snow.

  everyone

  following single

  file over

  the cliff.

  but we

  don’t have

  to.

  you’ve

  got the book of

  love now, i

  left

  it

  on your

  coffee table

  blank of

  opinion. there’s

  a pen

  on the floor

  use it,

  i won’t walk away.

  use it,

  while the thought

  of me

  still exorcises

  the loneliness in you.

  fill those pages

  now,

  you will

  when

  the yellow birds

  fly away,

  but i want you to remember me

  like this,

  carrying you over

  the garbage piles

  on thompson st

  frozen

  over

  like igloos

  for

  the

  rats

  it’s about time

  i

  came over,

  for coffee at

  midnight

  for

  sunrise bedtime.

  remember me

  spilling

  wine

  ducking pigeons

  on your stoop.

  you’ve

  got the pen,

  use it,

  you saved

  me from

  that place

  i go all

  the time

  but barely

  mention.

  i thought it would

  be a book deal,

  or a better job

  or a good song.

  but

  it never is.

  just a look

  from

  the girl

  who was

  never broken by the world.

  a runny nose

  and an underserved smile

  was all it took

  to escape the firing squad

  of my mind

  Mick and Keith pt. I

  i hated gallery openings.

  there

  were usually a few

  girls, sure,

  but they were

  “artists

  waiting

  for inspiration”

  so,

  while

  waiting for whatever

  divine intervention

  comes

  to paint people’s canvases

  for them,

  the girls brought

  the cocaine

  and they lay

  on their

  backs

  pretty easy.

  she came to me

  once, my first

  gallery opening

  and said, “i know

  you’re going

  to break

  my heart”.

  she

  hadn’t

  cut her bangs

  yet (though she would)

  and she hadn’t

  shed her winter fat

  (though she would)

  but i kissed her anyway

  because

  i’m easy

  and i understand

  why women leave

  bars with men

  who look

  like

  they were

  born old

  and never been boys

  in love.

  it’s the same reason

  i kissed her,

  she gave me

  something.

  i just needed

  to feel that i mattered

  that night

  and i knew

  i mattered

  to her

  it felt

  like

  high school.

  they were all

  against us

  and we

  were winning.

  she’d make m
e write.

  her desk was

  filled with ashtrays

  and coke lines

  and photography

  books.

  i’d write

  a paragraph

  and she would shriek

  and the dog would jump

  on its back legs

  and they would dance

  around me.

  it was never morning.

  she could spin

  the moon so

  the night

  lasted forever.

  an entire winter

  of cocaine

  and a spanish beauty

  and a dog.

  i never had

  any money

  but she didn’t care.

  she kept cooking

  kept supplying

  and i kept promising

  that

  someday when

  i made it

  all the dedications

  would be hers.

  the artists all

  loved her.

  no one had any

  money

  and we all

  needed

  booze

  and drugs

  and love

  and she gave it,

  never

  asked for any in return.

  the spoils

  were mainly for

  me

  and i’d promise her

  things

  but never stopped taking.

  and one night

  she cried and

  begged me

  to

  never leave her alone.

  and of course,

  i said

  ok.

  but we never

  robbed

  the bank

  together.

  and we didn’t

  steal the car

  and drive

  to california.

  she needed

  a life

  that was hers.

  it was the first time

  i saw

  fear in her

  eyes.

  our scene couldn’t operate

  without her

  but the world

  could

  live

  without

  our scene

  i’d tell

  her someday

  the readers would

  know what

  she did.

  at our worst

  she held us

  like the mother

  most were

  missing.

  and then

  one

  day

  i left

  and i

  didn’t think

  much of

  what her life

  would be

  without me

  because

  i never thought

  much

  of myself.

  now it’s

  all i

  think

  about.

  what

  a promise

  means. she

  made the world

  a better place,

  maybe two

  people

  in history

  could

  say that.

  and

  there’s the

  last night,

  when i

  said, “fuck you”

  and left.

  there’s still

  a lot of night

  still dogs

  still blow

  but

  air and water signs

  they’ve

  never been

  so

  separate.

  it doesn’t

  feel like

  high school

  now.

  they’re still

  against us

  but

  that’s

  no

  victory

  anymore.

  i watched

  her

  dance the

  fado

  and drink

  the sad wine.

  but people

  can’t just

  let go

  and

  that was something

  we were

  worse at.

  we fixed our

  hearts

  but they

  broke

  just as

  easy,

  left in poems

  and pictures

  for our

  children

  to think

  we lived happy

  lives.

  i