Big Red: Daisy try and speak, try to say something.
Daisy Bell: Moo …. Moo!
Big Red: Oh this is terrible, I can speak English and you can't but we won't let this come between us. I can teach you English! Repeat after me: 'how now brown cow'.
Daisy Bell: Moo.
Big Red: I don't mind if you can't speak English, I'll stick by you Daisy Bell.
Daisy Bell: Well I should certainly hope so. I would be very angry with you if you put on airs and graces and left me just because you can speak English and I can't.
Big Red: (joyfully) Moo!
Daisy Bell: Pardon? I can't understand you.
Big Red: Daisy you can speak English.
Daisy Bell: Don't be silly, I can't speak English, I'm a cow, cows don't speak English. Oh, I can speak English!
Big Red: I'll soon have every cow speaking English, Chinese and Double Dutch for that matter.
Daisy Bell: Maybe we can go to a vet before it's too late.
Big Red: What an absolufutoraptuouslyscoratobiotic day.
Daisy Bell: That's not English.
Big Red: No I made it up myself, it's all so exilerabulous.
Daisy Bell: What are you talking about Red?
Big Red: Now that I can speak English I will unite the cattle of the world behind me. I'll organise the dairy industry like never before and double and triple the price of milk. We will be rich overnight! Cattle won't be a repressed minority group any longer. I will demand social justice. Cattle of the world unite!
Daisy Bell: We don't need to be rich, we don't need money here on the farm.
Big Red: In the big smoke there's adventure, nightlife. You haven't lived until you have been to the big smoke.
Daisy Bell: It's not like that.
Big Red: The roads are paved with gold. Trains travel miles under¬ ground and they have aircraft that zoom across the sky. People become millionaires overnight.
Daisy Bell: They won't like cattle much, we're different to them.
Big Red: Everyone's accepted no matter what race, colour or creed.
Daisy Bell: Everyone drifts apart in the big smoke.
Big Red: You and I will be the toast and the talk of the town.
Daisy Bell: We won't know one another anymore.
Big Red: We will waltz along the main street with a brass band playing in our honour. The Prime Minister will head the official welcoming committee. We will be the centre of society.
Daisy Bell: Everyone's a stranger in the big smoke. We will lose one another.
Big Red: Daisy Bell, I'll never lose you.
Daisy Bell: It's dirty in the city.
Big Red: We can't stay here Daisy.
Daisy Bell: Why not?
Big Red: Because we have been evicted.
Daisy Bell: Evicted? You can't evict cattle.
Big Red: The Government and big industrialists are moving in. All the cattle in this area are being recruited to work in the new industries mining, mineral exploration, tourism. If we don't go to the big smoke, the big smoke will come here.
Daisy Bell: When are we going?
Big Red: Early next week.
Daisy Bell: I can be ready tomorrow.
Big Red: I'm going to call a worldwide cattle conference in Geneva. We have been pushed around for too long.
Daisy Bell: Let's get to work, I can help you. (both exit)