Read Perception or The Oatmeal Cookie & Michelle's Mind Page 7


  my dreams. You’re doing well

  anyways with the movie editing

  thing.

  JON

  Kinda. It’s getting frustrating.

  MATT

  Well, finish it so we can party

  and find you a woman. You’re

  like what, thirty-five?

  JON

  Thirty-one.

  MATT

  Whatever, that’s still older

  than me. The thing is, you’re

  getting old, and guys your age

  have girlfriends or are already

  dad’s.

  JON

  Jeez, I’m helping you out here.

  I could just go home and listen

  to Herman and not clean up

  animal crap.

  MATT

  Who’s Herman?

  JON

  He’s my new friend.

  A GROUP OF WOMEN in their mid-twenties walk by and look at the cages near the monkeys. Matt is distracted.

 

  MATT

  Look over there.

  Jon turns his head and sees the group of women.

  JON’S POV, everything is hazy as if it were a dream. Behind the group of women in the distance Jon sees Sandra. Matt stops working and walks on over to the women. He talks to them. Sandra holds Molly’s hand and they walk closer to him. Matt turns his head and sees Sandra. He tells the women goodbye, and walks towards Sandra and Molly. A gorilla climbs from the top of the cage below and pulls one of the women in. They scream and they run away. Jon sees Sandra and Molly walk towards him, but then Doug is in front of him.

  DOUG

  (chuckles)

  Cleaning up crap?

  End Jon’s POV.

  JON

  Supervising a field trip?

  DOUG

  I hope you have time to work

  on the editing with me today.

  JON

  (sarcastically)

  Of course.

  DOUG

  What’s up with you?

  In the distance, there are police and an ambulance at the spot where the woman was pulled in. The women are in tears and are conversing with a detective. A herd of kids are following behind Sandra and a teacher.

  JON

  (looks at Sandra)

  You messed up my fantasy.

  DOUG

  Great.

  (walks away)

  Oh and Jon.

  JON

  Yeah?

  DOUG

  Stay away from my woman.

  Doug walks with Sandra and they walk past Jon. Sandra waves at him. Molly sticks out her tongue to Jon. The herd of kids copy Molly and stick their tongues out towards Jon. They all leave. Matt stands near Jon.

  JON

  What was up with that, man?

  MATT

  I know, I didn’t even see the

  gorilla pull the woman in.

  JON

  What?

  Matt points in the distance, and Jon looks.

  JON

  That’s scary. No, I’m going off

  topic. What was up with you

  going over and talking to Sandra?

  MATT

  Dude, you need to get over her.

  JON

  You left me alone with Doug.

  Frick, he’s watching me like a

  hawk.

  MATT

  Speaking of animals, let me show

  you some pictures of myself with

  the monkey.

  Matt shows photos of himself with the monkey that was at his place. The photos show Matt and the monkey playing video games, cooking, posing on a couch, and Matt in a gorilla costume.

  CUT TO:

  INT. SANDRA’S KITCHEN – 5PM

  Molly is sitting at the kitchen table and colouring. Sandra is cleaning the counters and Doug walks in. He grabs his keys off the counter.

  SANDRA

  Hey Doug, how about taking me out

  to dinner, we haven’t done that

  in awhile.

  DOUG

  No can do sweetstuff, I have some

  work to do tonight.

  SANDRA

  All night?

  DOUG

  Yep.

  Sandra sighs.

  Doug exits the kitchen.

  DOUG (O.S.)

  Maybe next time.

  INT. JON’S OFFICE ROOM – EVENING

  Jon sits in front of the computer monitor and is working on editing the movie. He places some files in the program and works on making 3D animations for more dragons. The doorbell RINGS. Jon gets up.

  INT. JON’S FRONT ENTRANCE – EVENING

  Jon opens the front door to see Doug.

  JON

  Hey… Doug.

  DOUG

  Sorry about earlier. I was a

  bit upset what happened in the

  kitchen.

  JON

  (agitated)

  Just a bit? You’re freakin’

  stalking me! And at a zoo.

  DOUG

  It was a coincidence.

 

  JON

  Right. Come in.

  Doug enters the front door.

  INT. JON’S OFFICE ROOM – 5:15PM

  The clock indicates 5:15PM. The two men sit side by side and look at the monitor. Jon shows what he plans to do. Doug pulls out a few pages from his folder and puts it on the table. Doug points at story boards and points at the screen displaying the dragons.

  DOUG

  How long do you think it would

  take you before you can input the

  dragons?

  JON

  About ten hours if I finish it

  in one go.

  DOUG

  Okay, how about adding in the

  animation?

  JON

  We’re looking at more than a

  few weeks.

  DOUG

  There’s only a few days left.

  you can do it, you’re the

  visual effects team.

  JON

  Who authorized it to be completed

  within a week?

  DOUG

  I told you, it was something

  about a better marketing outcome.

  JON

  (loudly)

  I don’t care about it. I wanna

  know who put the pressure on me

  to do this. It’s unreasonable to

  edit an entire feature in one week.

 

  The phone rings.

  JON

  Mind if I get that?

  DOUG

  Nope. I gotta jet outta here

  anyways.

  Jon walks over to the phone and sees the caller ID showing the name ‘SANDRA.’ Jon smiles. Doug gets up from the chair and walks to the door. The phone rings again.

  JON

  (smiles and waves)

  See ya later.

  Doug exits the room. A THUD is heard from the front door closing. Jon clicks a button on the phone.

  JON (to phone)

  Hey, um, hi… Sandra, hello.

  (lower voice)

  Hello.

  SANDRA (phone V.O.)

  Hi Jon, we haven’t hung out in

  A long time. Do you wanna hang

  out?

  JON (to phone)

  Yeah.

  CUT TO:

  EXT. SANDRA’S HOUSE – EVENING

  Jon is at the porch and Sandra opens the front door.

  JON

  Ready to go?

  SANDRA

  Yup.

  CUT TO:

  INT. RESTAURANT – EVENING

  Jon and Sandra sit across from each other in a booth. The lighting is ver
y dim and candles are on tables. Sandra is wearing a fitted black dress and Jon is wearing a brown blazer over a T-shirt with light jeans and looks very scruffy.

  SANDRA

  So, how’ve you been?

  JON

  Well…

  (pause)

  I’ve been seeing a talking cookie.

  His name is Herman. He’s gonna

  help me take over the grocery

  store.

  Sandra has a concerned look on her face.

  SANDRA

  Are you okay?

  JON

  Well, I haven’t gotten a good

  Sleep in awhile.

  SANDRA

  Have you tried sleeping pills?

  JON

  (laughs)

  I’m just kidding.

  He looks down to his lap and has pills in his hand. He puts them in his pocket.

  JON

  Remember when we first met, back

  in college?

  SANDRA

  (happily)

  How could I not.

  JON

  Yeah, back in those dorms.

  SANDRA

  I completely remember. I had just

  finished my evening class and you

  were out in the hallways butt naked

  locked outta your dorm.

  JON

  I wasn’t butt naked!

  SANDRA

  Okay, you had tighty whities on.

  Still was a sight.

  JON

  (happily)

  You laughed at me and ran away.

  SANDRA

  Hey, I came back with a towel for

  you. Anyways, you hung out in my

  dorm until your friend was finished.

  (pause)

  Do you still have those tighty

  whities?

  JON

  (blushes)

  No, I threw those out ages ago.

  SANDRA

  (giggles)

  I miss those old days, we did have

  a lot of fun.

  JON

  Yeah. You looked hot back then.

  SANDRA

  What am I now?

  JON

  You’re still hot Sandra, you’re a

  hot model.

  SANDRA

  Don’t base me off my job.

  JON

  Sorry.

  Jon is silent.

  SANDRA

  (pushes Jon’s shoulder)

  I’m kidding. I know you wouldn’t

  think that.

  They both laugh.

  INT. JON’S LIVING ROOM – Evening

  Matt and Molly are eating McDonalds and watching cartoons. Matt takes a sip from his drink and then burps. Molly does the same. Matt burps louder. Molly does a quiet burp.

  MATT

  Guess I win.

  MOLLY

  Only cuz you’re bigger.

  Matt changes channels on the TV.

  MATT

  Where do you think they went?

  MOLLY

  Ice skating.

  MATT

  Nah.

  MOLLY

  That’s what I would wanna do on a

  date?

  MATT

  (shocked)

  It’s a date?

  Molly nods. Matt grabs the cookie on the plate on the table.

  MOLLY

  (screams)

  No----- Not that cookie.

  MATT

  Why not?

  MOLLY

  It’s contaminated. Bad. No Good.

  Molly makes an ‘X’ in the air with her arms.

  MATT

  Alright, not like there aren’t

  others in the kitchen.

  Matt gets up and goes into the kitchen. Molly looks are the lonesome cookie.

  MOLLY

  (quietly)

  Herman.

  EXT. SANDRA’S HOUSE – LATE

  Jon and Sandra are on Sandra’s porch. She rummages through her purse and pulls out her keys.

  SANDRA

  Thanks Jon. I haven’t had this

  much fun in a long time. We should

  do this more often.

  JON

  I would love that.

  Sandra puts the key into the door and unlocks it.

  JON

  Well, I guess we’ll call it a night.

  Sandra walks into her house as she opens the door. She turns around.

  SANDRA

  Goodnight Jon. Could you send Matt

  to bring Molly over?

  JON

  Sure.

  Jon waves at Sandra and walks over to his house.

  INT. JON’S LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

  The television is on and late night shows and adult commercials are on. Matt is asleep on the single couch and Molly is sleeping on the couch. There are fries on the floor and Mcdonald wrappers on the table. Jon nudges Matt and he does not wake up. Jon goes to Molly and picks her up and exits the room.

  EXT. SANDRA’S HOUSE – NIGHT

  Jon is holding Molly, who is fast asleep, and rings the doorbell. Sandra opens the door.

  JON

  Looks like I’m here again.

  SANDRA

  On, come in.

  INT. LOBBY/LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

  Jon walks down the stairs from the top floor entering into the lobby. Sandra takes comes clips out of her hair.

  SANDRA

  How is she?

  JON

  Fast asleep.

  SANDRA

  Do you want some tea?

  JON

  Sure.

  Sandra exits the room. A faucet is heard in the distance. Jon sits down on the love seat. Sandra enters the room and sits next to Jon.

  SANDRA

  Tonight was fun.

  Jon leans over and kisses her cheek. Sandra blushes. She leans in towards Jon and then there are hard KNOCKS at the door. Sandra gets up and opens the door to reveal Matt.

  MATT

  (frantically)

  Sandra! I lost her. She disappeared.

  INT. DREAMLAND – DAY

  It is sunny and bright. Jon is in a luscious field and he runs. Sandra appears and she holds hands with Jon while they run together.

  JON

  I love you, Sandra!

  SANDRA

  I love you too, Jon!

  They stand still and look into each other’s eyes. They lean in towards each other and close their eyes.

  SANDRA

  (opens eyes)

  Wait.

  JON

  What?

  In the distance is Molly next to a tree. She waves.

  JON

  Molly is so cute. We would be a

  great family.

  Jon leans forward to kiss Sandra. She puts her hand on his face.

  SANDRA

  No!

  JON

  Why?

  Jon is wearing a barrel, gloves with no fingers, and a top hat that’s ripped open. The weather changes to dark and dreary. Doug appears wearing lots of bling around his neck. He puts his hand on Sandra’s shoulder. She moves away from Jon. Doug and Sandra kiss passionately. Molly rides on a coyote and passes Jon.

  MOLLY

  You’ll never finish on time.

  You suck!

  Doug laughs. He and Sandra enter a black hummer and drive away. Molly follows. Jon looks down and sees Herman.

  HERMAN

  Hey, Jon. I’m here for you.

  JON

  Thanks Herman.

  HERMAN

  When do you wanna go to the

  grocery store?

  JON

  It’s more successful there.

  HERMAN

  Yes, Jon, it is.
Are you ready

  to go?

  Jon is silent and stares blankly.

  HERMAN

  Jon, are you ready to go?

  (voice echo’s while it

  lips in sync to the words)

  Are you ready to go?

  CUT TO:

  INT. JON’S OFFICE – NIGHT

  Jon sleeps in his chair. The computer monitor shows a scene from the dragon’s movie in an editing program. Herman is right next to Jon’s face.

  HERMAN

  (loud)

  Jon.

  Jon wakes up and opens his eyes to see Herman.

  JON

  (shocked)

  Oh my God!

  (sighs)

  You scared me.

  HERMAN

  I’ve been in the kitchen alone

  for so long. Do you know how hard

  it is for me to get up those

  stairs?

  Jon looks at Herman.

  HERMAN

  Exactly, you wouldn’t know. You’re

  human.

  Herman walks down Jon’s stomach and climbs down his leg. Herman proceeds to walk towards the doorway. It stops and looks at Jon.

  HERMAN

  Come Jon. It is time we go take

  over the grocery store.

  INT. WASHROOM – NIGHT

  Jon washes his face and combs his hair. He puts on a t-shirt. He looks at the bottle of pills. The label states “TAKE TWO PILLS TWICE A DAY.” He grabs the bottle and starts to twist the cap. He stops, and puts the bottle back down. He walks out of the washroom.

  EXT. 24 HOUR GROCERY STORE – NIGHT