Interview with a Witch
Finding a witch to interview was actually rather difficult, despite how many there are. It turns out most of them are very private people and have no desire to speak about themselves with anyone. In the end though, my perseverance prevailed and I finally found an old witch willing to speak with me.
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A. Hunter:
The time is 7:30am on Monday, May 3rd 2004. Maggie Gray has graciously agreed to give an interview on what it’s like being a witch in this day and age. Thank you for your time Mrs. Gray.
Mrs. Gray:
Not at all, it’s my pleasure.
A. Hunter:
So let’s begin shall we. When and where were you born?
Mrs. Gray:
I was born in 1938 just outside of Boston. My family and I lived there until I was ten when we moved to California because of my father’s transfer. I’ve been here ever since.
A. Hunter:
Any siblings?
Mrs. Gray:
Six actually, three older brothers and three younger sisters, but my brothers are all quite a bit older than me and had already moved out by the time I was born so it was basically just my sisters and I.
A. Hunter:
Were you close with them?
Mrs. Gray:
Very. We did everything together, including pulling pranks, which got us into quite a lot of trouble with mother. Oh the cleaning she’d make us do as punishment, my hands still ache whenever I think about it.
A. Hunter:
Sounds like an exciting childhood.
Mrs. Gray:
That’s one way of putting it.
A. Hunter:
Well, what do you do nowadays? You know, for a living?
Mrs. Gray:
Not much really. I use to work as an engineer over at the car factory, but I’ve been retired for about five years now. I put away enough money over the years though that I’m able to live quite comfortably.
A. Hunter:
I’d say a little more than just comfortably, you’ve got a Ferrari in your driveway and I saw your yacht on the way in.
Mrs. Gray:
What can I say, some people manage their money better than others.
A. Hunter:
True enough. So, any hobbies or anything like that to help you pass the time?
Mrs. Gray:
Of course.
A. Hunter:
And they are?
Mrs. Gray:
I was into skydiving for awhile, but my doctor told me I wasn’t allowed to do it anymore, apparently the altitude is bad for my heart, so now I’m forced to do mundane things like crochet and collect stamps. Getting old is no picnic, let me tell you.
A. Hunter:
Alright then, onto the next question. How did you become a witch?
Mrs. Gray:
I’ve been practicing Wicca for most of my life. My mother was a witch and it seemed only natural to follow in her footsteps and join the coven. In fact, all of my siblings are part of the coven, with the exception of my eldest brother that is, he’s Buddhist.
A. Hunter:
That must’ve been cool, being able to practice magic for all these years. School was a breeze for you huh? If you didn’t know the answer you could simply wave your wand or say a few words and ‘poof’ there it was.
Mrs. Gray:
…I think you may have the wrong idea about me.
A. Hunter:
What do you mean? You’re a witch right? So that means you can cast spells and all that. That’s so awesome!
Mrs. Gray:
Yes, I am a witch, but I can’t just make things appear out of thin air or anything like that. That kind of magic is impossible.
A. Hunter:
Well what good is being a witch if you can’t cast spells?
Mrs. Gray:
I never said I couldn’t cast spells, I said I couldn’t make things appear out of thin air. Wicca is all about using the energy in the world around you to help and guide you.
A. Hunter:
…that’s boring.
Mrs. Gray:
I suppose it may seem that way to some.
A. Hunter:
To some?! I came here to get some real insight on being a witch, cool powers and all, not to listen to you talk about ‘energy’ or whatnot. Now all my questions about being a witch are useless since any answer you give me will be lame. What am I going to do now?
Mrs. Gray:
……
A. Hunter:
Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to skip to the fun questions. Can’t have this interview being a total waste now can we.
Mrs. Gray:
……
A. Hunter:
What’s your favorite fashion style?
Mrs. Gray:
……
A. Hunter:
Come on now, don’t be that way. I know I may have come across a little harsh, but I wasn’t trying to be mean. I was simply voicing my frustrations, you understand…right?
Mrs. Gray:
Impertinent child! You ask me for an interview and then complain about me and my way of life. Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kick you out of here right now?
A. Hunter:
…um, how does a fifty bucks sound?
Mrs. Gray:
Absolutely not! No self respecting person would ever accept a bribe like that…make it a hundred and you’ve got a deal.
A. Hunter:
Pleasure doing business with you. Now back to the question. Favorite fashion style?
Mrs. Gray:
To be perfectly honest, I’ve got a thing for that punk style the youth wear nowadays. I don’t know why, but those black clothes with chains and skulls are quite appealing.
A. Hunter:
Really, I never would’ve guessed that. You seem more like the type to wear…I don’t know…formal wear or something.
Mrs. Gray:
What can I say, I’m a rebel at heart.
A. Hunter:
So it would seem. Okay, what do you think of how witches are portrayed in movies and books?
Mrs. Gray:
Personally I’m thankful for all the publicity, despite how ridiculous they make us seem some times. You’ve no idea how many new members we get each year thanks to those things. Sure they join for the wrong reasons, thinking they’ll gain magical powers or the like, but in the end most of them decide to stay and live the Wiccan way. Many of our covens would’ve ceased to exist by now if not all the media out there.
A. Hunter:
Interesting. And do the rest of the members of your coven feel the same way as you?
Mrs. Gray:
Let’s just say they’re not too thrilled with it.
A. Hunter:
I see. Moving on then.
Mrs. Gray:
Actually, if you don’t mind, I’ve got a question for you.
A. Hunter:
…um, sure, go ahead.
Mrs. Gray:
Alright, what is this interview for?
A. Hunter:
What do you mean?
Mrs. Gray:
Precisely what I asked. I know you were lying about it being for a school project, so I did a little digging up on you. You’re an investigative journalist, and not a very good one I might add. You’ve been fired from nearly every respectable newspaper and magazine company out there for your rather…eccentric stories, and haven’t had an actual assignment in quite some time. So let me ask you again, what is this interview for?
A. Hunter:
...I’m trying to prove that my field of journalism is legitimate, that’s why I need this interview. No one will give me a chance, but once I publish the notes I’ve gathered from all my interviews they’ll have no choice but to take me seriously. The world will finally see that you are real!
Mrs. Gray:
Well of course I’m real, but I still don’t understand what you’re going on about.
A.
Hunter:
You’re not the only one I’ve talked to. I’ve also got interviews from a vampire, a ghost and a werewolf. Once the book hits store shelves it’ll sell millions! I’ll be famous in no time! You’d better be ready world, cause here comes Abigail Hunter!
o o o o o
“Doctor, Miss Hunter’s gone off on her book speech again.” A young nurse dressed in a white uniform said as she rushed into the small office reserved for the head doctor on staff. She was carrying a small stack of books and looking quite stressed.
Looking up from the papers he was filling out, the doctor, a man in his mid forties with lightly graying hair, shook his head. “Give her a sedative before she starts running around screaming. We don’t want her exciting the other patients and causing another incident like last month.”
“Yes doctor.” The nurse said with a nod.
“Oh, and call her psychiatrist in again. I think her dosage may need to be upped.” The doctor added.
“Right away doctor.” Setting the books on the desk, the nurse quickly left the room.
Running a hand over his face, the doctor groaned. “This is the last time I allow family to bring in requested items for patients. Giving the girl books that add to her delusions, what were they thinking?” Setting his pen down, he stood up and went to follow after the nurse, making sure to shove the books off his desk on his way out to vent some of his frustration.
As they landed with a thud, the covers of the books stood out against the stark white floor, their titles on display for all to see: An in depth interview with a Vampire, Ghosts and where to find them, Werewolf on a full moon, and Guide to Wicca.
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About the Author
Jessica A. Carter is a born and raised Washingtonian. She lives with her two cats and spends her free time writing everything from poetry to fanfiction, and reading anything she can get her hands on.
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