CHAPTER VII.--A STRANGE PARLIAMENT.
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HEN Boy awoke the next morning he found the whole Palace in a commotion.Most of the Royal Household had been up all night making grandpreparations for the Coronation of the young King. Out in the courtyardhe could see the great gilded State Coach being dusted and brushed,while footmen and stewards were rushing about on all sorts of errands.
Boy heard from One-and-Nine that a carriage had been provided for themto join in the procession, which was to be a very extensive one. Animalswere coming in of their own accord from all parts of the country totake part in it, and in the Park Boy was very much amused to see aworried-looking goose trying to teach a number of cocks and hens tomarch properly. The cocks were getting on famously, and held their headsup and stepped out bravely, but the hens would stop to peck at everyworm and insect that they passed.
Several bands were practising in various parts of the grounds, and asthey were all playing different tunes at the same time, the music wasrather confusing.
Quite early in the morning the Lord High Adjudicator and most ofthe Court officials whom Boy had previously seen, arrived andbegan squabbling as to the order in which they should follow in theprocession. The Advertiser General and the Public Rhymester were talkingvery excitedly about something or other. When the latter saw Boy hehurried up to him and said anxiously, "I hope you haven't spoken to thePrince about me yet?"
"No," replied Boy, "I haven't seen him this morning."
"Ah, that's all right then," said the Public Rhymester, with a sigh ofrelief. "The Advertiser General has been explaining to me that I canearn ever so much more money as a Public Rhymester than a Court Poet,for you see I shall now be able to write poems for advertising purposes;and he has already given me orders for several. I have to write a poemon 'Pea Soup for the Complexion,' 'Kofe's Hair Restorer for making thehair grow on worn-out brooms and brushes,' and a new Soap which 'won'twash clothes' or anything else--that's pretty good for a start, isn'tit? So please don't say anything about my having the position of CourtPoet restored to me, for I don't think that I would accept the post ifit was offered me;" and the Public Rhymester went back to the AdvertiserGeneral again.
Boy could see that the carriages were beginning to form in a line, so hethought that it was time for him to get ready, and hurrying back to hisapartments, found One-and-Nine waiting for him.
Soon after this the procession started, and before getting into thecarriage with the Wooden Soldier Boy had a capital view of the youngPrince as he entered the State Coach accompanied by the Royal Nurse. Thedear little fellow looked very charming in a little white velvet suitwith diamond buttons and buckles, and wore a plumed cap which he raisedpolitely as the people cheered him along the route. Mrs. Martha MatildaNimpky, too, looked very important in a yellow satin gown, with a bonnettrimmed with ribbons of all the colours of the rainbow.
Poor One-and-Nine was more lovesick than ever when he beheld her, andscarcely noticed the beautiful decorations in the streets. Boy, however,was charmed with them. Flags and banners and triumphal arches were to beseen on all sides as they passed along, and Boy wondered how they couldpossibly have put them up in so short a time.
The Coronation ceremony itself was a very imposing one, and it was abeautiful sight to see the little King in his royal robes and crown andsceptre, whilst the people shouted most enthusiastically, "Long livethe King, long live King Robert the Twenty-first" till they were hoarse.Then they had all gone with the Court dignitaries to the House of Words,where an address was read by the Lord High Adjudicator; but by this timethe poor little King was very tired indeed, and said that "he didn'twant to hear all those old gentlemen talk any more."
Of course this was rather awkward, as there were several more Statematters to be attended to, and the Royal Nurse tried to persuade thelittle King to stop and listen to them.
"These gentlemen, Your Majesty," said she, "are going to help you to beKing and show you how to govern your subjects wisely; you must hear whatthey have to say."
"But I don't want them," said His Majesty rebelliously, "I want somelittle boys to come to help me be King, not all these old gentlemans;and now I want to go back to the Palace and have my tea," and the littleKing got off the throne and toddled away with the Royal Nurse after him.
"Well, here's a pretty kettle of fish," said the Lord High Adjudicatorwhen they had gone. "Of course as he is King he will have to be obeyed,but a parliament of children is positively absurd; and, besides, whereshall we be? I can't think what's to be done."
"I suppose we couldn't dress up as children, could we?" suggested theAdvertiser General after a pause.
"The very thing, of course," said the Lord High Adjudicator, delightedwith this solution of the difficulty, and the meeting broke up in somedisorder, after it had been arranged that they should all meet nextmorning attired as children and see if that would please the King.
In the evening there were fireworks and illuminations and a carnivalin the streets, which people attended dressed in all sorts of fantasticgarments.
Boy drove with One-and-Nine through the town to see the sights;everybody was provided with paper bags filled with "confetti" (which inthis case were tiny little round pieces of coloured paper), with whichthey pelted each other. Boy quite enjoyed the fun, and tired himselfout throwing confetti at the people as they passed, and getting handfulsthrown back at him, till the carriage was nearly filled with gailycoloured scraps of paper.
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The King watched the sights from the Balcony of the Palace, and it wasquite late before everybody got to bed and the town was quiet again.
At eleven o'clock the next morning the extraordinary Parliament met,and the King was already seated with the Royal Nurse beside him when thePoliticians began to arrive. The Advertiser General looked very funnyin a short baby's frock tied up with blue ribbons, while the Lord HighFiddle-de-dee, being rather tall, had adopted a sailor's suit, andtrundled a hoop. The Lord High Adjudicator had overdone the matterand arrived in a. perambulator accompanied by a nurse carrying afeeding-bottle. All the others were dressed as children too, and mostof them carried toys, and the noise of the penny trumpets which many ofthem blew was quite deafening.
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The little King laughed when he saw them, and declared that it was greatfun and much better than such a lot of talking about things that hecouldn't understand.
He ordered that all the seats should be taken out of the hall so thatthey could play games and use the toys which the Statesmen had brought;he had, moreover, insisted on the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee going downon his hands and knees and giving him a ride on his back all round theroom. Then they had gone out on to the Terrace which was outside theHouse of Words and by which the river ran, and the King had screamedwith delight when, at Boy's suggestion, all the old gentlemen playedat leapfrog, doing their best to look dignified in these tryingcircumstances; then when they were all tired out, they went back to thehall again and sat in a ring on the floor looking quite exhausted, whilethe King demanded Nursery Rhymes.
The Busybody Extraordinary, who had been exerting himself more than allthe others in his efforts to please the King, immediately commenced torepeat the following:--=
``"Sing a song of sixpence,
```A pocket full of Rye,
``About a foolish serving maid,
```To tell you I will try.=
``"The King was in his counting-house
```Bemoaning lack of money,
``The Knave was in the pantry
```Stealing bread and honey.=
``"The Queen was in her tiring-room
```Just trying a new dress,
``'The last one isn't paid for yet,'
```I heard the Queen confess.=
``"The maid was in the garden
```Hanging out the clothes,
``While four-and-twenty dicky birds
``She balanced on her nose.=
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``"And while
the birdies sat there,
```This maid began to sing.
``'I say, you know, I can't stand that,'
```Called out the angry King.=
``"The maid she sang so out of tune
```It nearly drove him mad,
``So the Chamberlain discharged her,
```And every one was glad."=
"Aren't you going to repeat the moral?" asked the Lord HighFiddle-de-dee when he had finished.
"There isn't one," said the Busybody Extraordinary.
"Yes, there is; in fact, there are four morals to it," said the LordHigh Fiddle-de-dee. "Aren't there?" he asked, appealing to the others,who nodded.
"What are they then?" said the Busybody Extraordinary.
``"Don't always wear your Sunday clothes,
```Or it will make you vain.=
"That's one," replied the Advertiser General.
``"Don't balance birds upon your nose,
```Or you'll be thought insane.=
"That's another," said the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee.
``"If any one sings out of tune,
```It's not much use to scold.
"That's the third," chimed in the First Lord of the Cash Box.
``"And if your voice is very harsh,
```Don't sing unless you're told.=
"And that's the fourth," added the Lord High Adjudicator.
"More," shouted the King, clapping his hands, and the Kitchen Poker inWaiting got up and said,--
"I know a short one, Your Majesty."
"Go on," replied the little King.
``"Hey diddle diddle the cat couldn't fiddle,
```The cow turned her back on the moon,
``The little dog said, 'This is very poor sport,'
```And the dish had a row with the spoon,"
repeated the Kitchen Poker in Waiting.
"Is that all?" asked the King. "Doesn't any one else know another?"
"I think," said Boy, "that I could repeat 'Simple Simon.'"
"That's right," cried His Majesty; "try."
So Boy began:
``"Simple Simon went a-skating
```On a pond in June.
``'Dear me,' he cried, 'this water's wet,
```I fear I've come too soon.'=
``"Simple Simon saw a sparrow
```Flying through the air.
``'Why shouldn't I have wings?' he cried;
```'I'm sure it isn't fair.'=
``"So simple Simon bought some feathers,
```Made a pair of wings;
``And now he's broken both his legs
```He calls them 'foolish things.'=
His Majesty seemed very pleased with this rhyme, and Boy had to say itover again. Then the King proposed a game of blind man's buff, and theyhad a fine time in the old Hall, till tea was ready, when they all wentout on to the Terrace again and had it served at little tables.
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They had the bread and jam cut rather thick because they were all veryhungry after their exertions, and as His Majesty drank milk and water,the others were obliged to do the same. Boy could see the Lord HighAdjudicator and the Lord High Fiddle-de-dee making very wry faces overit; but it would not have been considered etiquette for them to have teawhile the King drank milk and water.
Soon after Tea His Majesty went back to the Palace after telling themall that he had enjoyed himself very much indeed and hoped to see themall the next day.
"That's all very well," said the Lord High Adjudicator, when His Majestyand the Royal Nurse had gone, "but I don't see how the Public affairscan be attended to while this sort of thing goes on. I can quite seethat having a King so young as His Majesty may cause us considerabledifficulty in the future."
"That is very easily remedied, gentlemen," said a voice from the otherend of the Hall, and turning around they beheld an extraordinary-lookingold man, in a long, flowing red gown and a high conical hat. His beard,which was very long, was perfectly white, while bushy black eyebrowsshaded a pair of very bright, piercing eyes; his hat and gown were bothembroidered with a number of mysterious-looking figures and signs. Howhe had entered the Hall was a mystery, for no one saw him come in, andthere was no door near where he was standing.
"That's very easily remedied, gentlemen," he repeated, glancing rapidlyfrom one to the other from under his shaggy eyebrows. "I can verysoon help you out of the difficulty if you wish, for I am 'Ohah,' theMagician. You may have heard of me before."