Debra Conners: “That is fascinating Tom, So you’re telling me that scientists will now be able to inform parents just two months after conceiving whether or not their child will be attracted to the same sex with a simple in vitro test?”
Tom Rinton: “That’s correct Debra, a year ago we discovered the gene that causes homosexuality and it has been just a matter of researching and producing an affordable test to screen for it. Now parents will be able to prepare for their child’s sexual orientation beforehand giving their child a more encouraging environment.”
Debra Conners: “I have been reading so much about this lately, I think the first question on everyone’s mind is whether or not scientists would be able to tamper with this gene?”
Tom Rinton: “No Debra, we will only be able to test for it.”
Debra Conners: “Well Tom, I really appreciate your time.”
Tom Rinton: “Thank you for having me.”
Debra Conners: “In other news the vote on abortion has radically changed from pro-life to pro-choice. We will be taking a poll on whether these recent findings from Tom Rinton had anything to do with it. You decide, but right now we will go to George Timpton with breaking news on the revolutionary game VEG.”
George Timpton: “Thank you Debra. We are here in front of the VEG headquarters in New York City, where just now VEG announced that a group of hackers led by the notorious Gothamsreckoning infiltrated the systems code and shut down the entire country of China. It is unknown how they accomplished such a feat but VEG spokesman Wally Dandor has assured us that VEG programmers are working around the clock to reinstate the countries access to the globally popular game. What this means is that China has become a dead zone with nothing to offer for VEG users until the programming has been fixed. China has been very patient and said that they will combine efforts to help get VEG back online in their country. Back to you Debra.”